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(Abc.net.au)   Monday just isn't Monday without a dwarf being set on fire   (abc.net.au) divider line 41
    More: Strange, St Kilda, Mad Monday, Victoria Police  
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2013-09-03 09:17:50 AM  
Eventually someone put the flames out


My hero.
 
2013-09-03 09:27:40 AM  
"I saw that his shirt, because we were hired as security, and pants went alight and it slowly started. You know flames started appearing."

So you had to be part of the crack team of security to see his shirt was on fire?
 
2013-09-03 09:31:59 AM  
Why are dwarfs cool with being dwarfs, but midgets get butt-hurt when you call them midgets?

Is it the 18 constitution dwarfs get that make them thick-skinned?
 
2013-09-03 09:35:49 AM  
Hand me the pliers.
 
2013-09-03 09:36:31 AM  
Did they toss him until the fire was put out?
 
2013-09-03 09:37:10 AM  
Hopefully this doesn't lead to a tantrum spiral.
 
2013-09-03 09:38:51 AM  
Was he talking about a coming race war?
 
2013-09-03 09:39:05 AM  
Probably gonna shoot his dad in the bathroom now.
 
2013-09-03 09:39:51 AM  
"Quick... Somebody get an eyedropper!"
 
2013-09-03 09:41:48 AM  
That's 'person of substandard height' to you.
 
2013-09-03 09:43:12 AM  
Entertainer Blake Johnston was hired by the players to perform at a function in South Melbourne yesterday.

They were probably just trying to get rid of him. It wouldn't do for everyone at the party to see they had a tiny Johnston.
 
2013-09-03 09:43:45 AM  
I know this is Australian speak, but that article did not help my hangover.
 
2013-09-03 09:48:31 AM  
I am assuming a small fire extinguisher was all that was needed
 
2013-09-03 09:49:00 AM  
This is the day Christmas died in the movies.
 
2013-09-03 09:50:23 AM  

Mentalpatient87: Hopefully this doesn't lead to a tantrum spiral.


No mention of rhesus macaques or carps so I wouldn't worry that much. Also odds are the dwarf in question wouldn't have realized his clothes were burning anyway.
 
2013-09-03 10:10:22 AM  
If you toss a dwarf into a pool of water, are you still being politically incorrect and insensitive to him being a dwarf?
 
2013-09-03 10:10:54 AM  

JohnCarter: I am assuming a small fire extinguisher was all that was needed


maybe a small garden hose?
 
2013-09-03 10:16:51 AM  
i.huffpost.com
Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-09-03 10:20:23 AM  
This guy is ok with it...
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
db2
2013-09-03 10:24:45 AM  
Did he fail his saving throw?
 
2013-09-03 10:26:59 AM  
As an Essendon supporter, I just want to know why the Saints players held off so long to light a dwarf on fire. If only this had taken the headlines a month or so earlier. Demetriou had to apologise for laughing about this on national TV last night. Surely there's a case to be answered for bringing the game into disrepute.

/ Melbourne  -  the most liveable city -  talk
// If you don't like it, I can mail you a Funnelweb Sharkodile and a few Drop Bears
 
2013-09-03 10:29:30 AM  
"One of the gentlemen made a kind of initial threat to me that he'd throw me over a balcony," he said.

Not a very gentlemanly thing to say IMHO.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-03 10:30:51 AM  

Gunderson: Is it the 18 constitution dwarfs get that make them thick-skinned?


db2: Did he fail his saving throw?


HA!!  D&D humor...

/Love it!
 
2013-09-03 10:43:47 AM  
I think Sundays are better. They are easier to find, and you avoid the rush.
 
2013-09-03 11:36:27 AM  
It's Monday?
 
2013-09-03 11:47:13 AM  

Gunderson: Why are dwarfs cool with being dwarfs, but midgets get butt-hurt when you call them midgets?

Is it the 18 constitution dwarfs get that make them thick-skinned?


Dwarves are a mythical race of treasure and honor obsessed fantasy warrior jews.

Midgets are a sideshow attraction best suited for the Lollipop guild or that village in China.

Best Dwarf movies: LOTR, Willow, Time Bandits
Best Midget movies:The Terror of Tiny Town, Under the Rainbow
 
2013-09-03 11:49:30 AM  

fastfxr: It's Monday?


You didn't get the memo?
 
2013-09-03 11:49:34 AM  
It's Tuesday...
 
2013-09-03 12:01:04 PM  
Halfman!  Halfman!
 
2013-09-03 12:07:36 PM  

Spartacus Finch: As an Essendon supporter


hahaha. Go Crows.
Was watching this on abc24 yesterday and they mentioned the cops are going to get involved. I know, not in tfa, but thats what was stated. Serves st kilda right
 
2013-09-03 12:10:28 PM  
At least he didn't get eaten by the hippo.
 
2013-09-03 12:10:35 PM  

spelletrader: It's Tuesday...


For you, the day a dwarf was set on fire at a Mad Monday event was the most important day of your life. But for spelletrader, it was Tuesday.
 
2013-09-03 12:28:27 PM  

Nightenstaff: spelletrader: It's Tuesday...

For you, the day a dwarf was set on fire at a Mad Monday event was the most important day of your life. But for spelletrader, it was Tuesday.



My Tuesday is now complete, though I somehow feel that my Monday is less than it should have been.
 
2013-09-03 12:41:04 PM  
Did he immediatly head to the very flamable stockpiles of dwarven beer, since being on fire makes a dwarf thirsty?
 
2013-09-03 01:09:26 PM  

It's a Sunshine Day!: That's 'person of substandard height' to you.


Slow down, pal. You're assuming that there is a "standard" height, and any deviation is "less than" that, which is offensive to persons of uncommon stature.
 
2013-09-03 01:12:29 PM  

Loucifer: Hand me the pliers.


Damn, you must be as old as me.

It's not a party in retardville until you put a Lannister over the bannister, I guess.
 
2013-09-03 01:38:29 PM  
Smokey, the 8th and often forgotten dwarf.
 
2013-09-03 01:45:59 PM  
What a Flaming Dwarf may look like:

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

It even has a companion!
 
2013-09-03 02:59:57 PM  

Fano: Best Dwarf movies: LOTR, Willow, Time Bandits
Best Midget movies:The Terror of Tiny Town, Under the Rainbow


Best Werner Herzog Dwarf/Midget movie:

i.imgur.com
Even Dwarves Started Small.
 
2013-09-03 04:17:04 PM  

derpy: Probably gonna shoot his dad in the bathroom now.


and strangle a hooker with a chain.

/where do whores go?
 
2013-09-03 10:25:04 PM  
You can't blame the guy for getting a little Grumpy.
 
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