Mentalpatient87: Hopefully this doesn't lead to a tantrum spiral.
JohnCarter: I am assuming a small fire extinguisher was all that was needed
Gunderson: Is it the 18 constitution dwarfs get that make them thick-skinned?
db2: Did he fail his saving throw?
Gunderson: Why are dwarfs cool with being dwarfs, but midgets get butt-hurt when you call them midgets?Is it the 18 constitution dwarfs get that make them thick-skinned?
fastfxr: It's Monday?
Spartacus Finch: As an Essendon supporter
spelletrader: It's Tuesday...
Nightenstaff: spelletrader: It's Tuesday...For you, the day a dwarf was set on fire at a Mad Monday event was the most important day of your life. But for spelletrader, it was Tuesday.
It's a Sunshine Day!: That's 'person of substandard height' to you.
Loucifer: Hand me the pliers.
Fano: Best Dwarf movies: LOTR, Willow, Time BanditsBest Midget movies:The Terror of Tiny Town, Under the Rainbow
derpy: Probably gonna shoot his dad in the bathroom now.
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