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2013-09-03 08:31:57 AM
Self-awareness is a rare thing in the celebrity community.
 
2013-09-03 08:36:49 AM
When self-fulfilling prophecies insist upon themselves...
 
2013-09-03 08:37:42 AM
No one cares. I shouldn't say that. The only people that care are 16 year old whores in training and middle-aged men who should be police watch lists.
 
2013-09-03 08:41:52 AM

Outrageous Muff: No one cares. I shouldn't say that. The only people that care are 16 year old whores in training and middle-aged men who should be police watch lists.


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2013-09-03 08:42:25 AM

Outrageous Muff: No one cares. I shouldn't say that. The only people that care are 16 year old whores in training and middle-aged men who should be police watch lists.


And every last idiot employed by TMZ.
 
2013-09-03 08:43:05 AM
"I don't get to work out. I do yoga and 30 push-ups every day and try to get my mind right."


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Well, no shiat.
 
2013-09-03 08:43:52 AM

Phil Moskowitz: And every last idiot employed by TMZ.


To be fair, if it paid your bills you'd be interested in it too.
 
2013-09-03 08:45:35 AM
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2013-09-03 08:47:53 AM
She's just upset her dad didn't jerk it as hard as she wanted to that performance
 
2013-09-03 08:49:05 AM

Outrageous Muff: Phil Moskowitz: And every last idiot employed by TMZ.

To be fair, if it paid your bills you'd be interested in it too.


It only pays their bills because of the idiots who actually *watch* TMZ and the stuff they report on. Self-feeding circle, I guess.

Carry on.
 
2013-09-03 08:49:26 AM
Proof yet again that it doesn't take a brain or good upbringing to go crazy, but it does take one to come back from it.
 
2013-09-03 08:58:04 AM
Anybody want to give a death pool date?

I'm guessing less than 3 years.
 
2013-09-03 08:59:47 AM
Keep it up, Miley. I picked 10 months in the over/under for your sex tape.
 
2013-09-03 09:30:27 AM
Why does she stick her tongue out and pull faces like she's being exorcised?
Is it a thing with kids today to make themselves as ugly as possible, some kind of irony maybe?
Or is she semi-retarded?
I'm sure she has a wonderful vagina and is great at sharing it, I'm not being mean to the poor young woman, I just don't understand the face. It's like she is deliberately trying to look as bad as possible from the neck up.
 
2013-09-03 09:33:05 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Self-awareness is a rare thing in the celebrity community.


Yeah. More often it's just another part of the marketing ploy. Most likely, she has no clue just how messed up she really is; she still thinks she's putting on an image to get rid of the Hannah Montana typecasting (and, of course, sell tickets).
 
2013-09-03 09:34:43 AM

YoOjo: Why does she stick her tongue out and pull faces like she's being exorcised?
Is it a thing with kids today to make themselves as ugly as possible, some kind of irony maybe?


It's not really a new thing; Jenny McCarthy was doing it years ago. I think Pink used to do it too.
 
2013-09-03 09:43:24 AM

YoOjo: Why does she stick her tongue out and pull faces like she's being exorcised?
Is it a thing with kids today to make themselves as ugly as possible, some kind of irony maybe?
Or is she semi-retarded?
I'm sure she has a wonderful vagina and is great at sharing it, I'm not being mean to the poor young woman, I just don't understand the face. It's like she is deliberately trying to look as bad as possible from the neck up.


Yes, because no pop / rock / rap star has ever done anything even remotely similar.  Certainly not going back all the way to the 70's at least.

Miley has truly done something innovative with this, at the least.
 
2013-09-03 09:51:48 AM
Well, at least she didn't do a sex tape or flash a crotch shot in full.

Whatever, why am I posting on this??? Must be bored.
 
2013-09-03 09:58:22 AM

Millennium: Pants full of macaroni!!: Self-awareness is a rare thing in the celebrity community.

Yeah. More often it's just another part of the marketing ploy. Most likely, she has no clue just how messed up she really is; she still thinks she's putting on an image to get rid of the Hannah Montana typecasting (and, of course, sell tickets).


Is MacArthur Parker her agent?
 
2013-09-03 09:58:36 AM

Millennium: YoOjo: Why does she stick her tongue out and pull faces like she's being exorcised?
Is it a thing with kids today to make themselves as ugly as possible, some kind of irony maybe?

It's not really a new thing; Jenny McCarthy was doing it years ago. I think Pink used to do it too.


Sure, there's been a lot of tongue waving in the past, I'm aware of that. But coupled with the expression she was doing?
I tried doing it in the mirror, I put my tongue out as far as I could without retching so it matched the length of hers, then I pulled the same face, eyebrows in a grimace and a snarly top lip.
I looked like a murderer.
It's incredible that she's not been locked up for looking like that, in my opinion. Again, sure she has a tidy body and I'm sure the depths of her intimates are splendid, but that thing she's doing with her face is plain insanity, she's quite literally making herself look as bad as is possible.
Maybe if we put her head on Bieber's body we'd have the most effective contraception known to all mankind.
 
2013-09-03 10:06:41 AM
Miley Cyrus: "I am so farked up"

FTFS
 
2013-09-03 10:34:00 AM

fatalvenom: "I don't get to work out. I do yoga and 30 push-ups every day and try to get my mind right."


 

Well, no shiat.


This picture makes me wanna gag. I don't know what's worse, the HUGE gap in her vaginal area, the super nasty tight nude latex underwear, or the guy that you can see between said bag gap that is drooling like a fricking idiot.
 
2013-09-03 10:34:16 AM
People get all wound up about how america is to uptight and cant handle a little sex on TV, then someone gets on TV and does something sexual and everyone flips their lid about it.

This whole thing has gotten blown way out of proportion.
 
2013-09-03 10:41:28 AM

ReapTheChaos: People get all wound up about how america is to uptight and cant handle a little sex on TV, then someone gets on TV and does something sexual and everyone flips their lid about it.

This whole thing has gotten blown way out of proportion.


i agree

i see (almost) nothing wrong with what she did. i didn't watch the performance, but hey, an adult woman DRESSED (provocatively, but covered...mostly) dancing seductively to a sexually-themed song? only problem i had with it was her pants being so tight her cheeks were squeezed out.

for the record, while i don't think she fits anyone's standard for "hot", i'd bang the hell out of her.
 
2013-09-03 10:44:08 AM

ReapTheChaos: People get all wound up about how america is to uptight and cant handle a little sex on TV, then someone gets on TV and does something sexual and everyone flips their lid about it.

This whole thing has gotten blown way out of proportion.


That wasn't sexual, it was embarrassing. That pic of Miley's shrinkwrapped ass is in no way arousing, erotic or titillating. It's just grotesque.
 
2013-09-03 10:47:36 AM

theorellior: That wasn't sexual, it was embarrassing. That pic of Miley's shrinkwrapped ass is in no way arousing, erotic or titillating. It's just grotesque.


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2013-09-03 10:50:12 AM

bungle_jr: ReapTheChaos: People get all wound up about how america is to uptight and cant handle a little sex on TV, then someone gets on TV and does something sexual and everyone flips their lid about it.

This whole thing has gotten blown way out of proportion.

i agree

i see (almost) nothing wrong with what she did. i didn't watch the performance, but hey, an adult woman DRESSED (provocatively, but covered...mostly) dancing seductively to a sexually-themed song? only problem i had with it was her pants being so tight her cheeks were squeezed out.

for the record, while i don't think she fits anyone's standard for "hot", i'd bang the hell out of her.


sorry, i thought of 1 more problem i have with what she did. it's not something she's directly responsible for, mind you, but i now not only know that the word "twerk" exists, i know what it means, and i've heard this stupid word at least 1 million times in the past 2 weeks.
 
2013-09-03 10:52:23 AM

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That was was debunked within an hour. They're watching Lady Gaga.
 
2013-09-03 10:53:39 AM
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2013-09-03 10:57:33 AM
After reading that article, I think the kid will be alright actually.
 
2013-09-03 10:58:36 AM
Not quite so normal was the fact she was wearing pyjamas and a pair of fluffy unicorn slippers in public.

But she was getting on a farking airplane. If I was getting picked up by a chauffeured vehicle and didn't have to worry about driving somewhere after I landed, I'd probably do something similar myself. Of course, sleeping in just my chonies means that they airline might  have a few issues...

Seriously though, I think most people who walk around in public in their PJs are just lazy retards, but it would be the ONE outfit you could wear on a goddam plane and still be relatively comfortable. Big deal...

All of her other shiat is noteworthy, but what's funny, is it's not because it's "shocking' or "stunning", people have done just as bad, it's because it was so poorly executed. Rhianna, Brittney Spears, Madonna, Lady Gaga, they all do or have done similar shiat, but they actually looked like they knew what they were doing, and managed to pull it off. Miley Cyrus just bungled through the thing. And Jesus, if ANYONE should keep their tongue in their mouth...
 
2013-09-03 11:00:29 AM

Millennium: YoOjo: Why does she stick her tongue out and pull faces like she's being exorcised?
Is it a thing with kids today to make themselves as ugly as possible, some kind of irony maybe?

It's not really a new thing; Jenny McCarthy was doing it years ago. I think Pink used to do it too.


Yeah, but as weird as this sounds, there's a 'right' way to do this. She isn't doing it the right way, it makes her look like a moron, rather than sexy.
 
2013-09-03 11:01:08 AM

Buttknuckle: After reading that article, I think the kid will be alright actually.


i thought that well before any of this mess popped up. prior to this performance, the worst i'd heard is she smoked weed. i think the media is desparately attempting to make her seem like a bad girl. she seems to be doing far better than most child stars! heck, the fact that she is successfully still performing for a real audience is more than many former child stars can say.
 
2013-09-03 11:02:52 AM

bungle_jr: i see (almost) nothing wrong with what she did. i didn't watch the performance, but hey, an adult woman DRESSED (provocatively, but covered...mostly) dancing seductively to a sexually-themed song? only problem i had with it was her pants being so tight her cheeks were squeezed out.


Madonna was doing this same shiat 25 years ago. One would think that the kids who watched it then who are the parents now would be a little understanding that this is the shiat that Mtv does when they desperately want to become relevant again. And giving a proper name to shaking your ass with your tongue out is just lame.

Having said that, Disney has farked up so many childhoods, it qualifies for the priesthood.
 
2013-09-03 11:05:37 AM
FTFA:

Miley, who found fame as Hannah Montana at just 14, blames her frantic schedule as a pop star and actress for her going increasingly off the rails.

I blame drugs, obscene amounts of money, no parental guidence and being surrounded by sycophants.
 
2013-09-03 11:08:33 AM

Mikey1969: Millennium: YoOjo: Why does she stick her tongue out and pull faces like she's being exorcised?
Is it a thing with kids today to make themselves as ugly as possible, some kind of irony maybe?

It's not really a new thing; Jenny McCarthy was doing it years ago. I think Pink used to do it too.

Yeah, but as weird as this sounds, there's a 'right' way to do this. She isn't doing it the right way, it makes her look like a moron, rather than sexy.


MILEY Y U  NO SEDUCE ME??
 
2013-09-03 11:09:24 AM

Mugato: bungle_jr: i see (almost) nothing wrong with what she did. i didn't watch the performance, but hey, an adult woman DRESSED (provocatively, but covered...mostly) dancing seductively to a sexually-themed song? only problem i had with it was her pants being so tight her cheeks were squeezed out.

Madonna was doing this same shiat 25 years ago. One would think that the kids who watched it then who are the parents now would be a little understanding that this is the shiat that Mtv does when they desperately want to become relevant again. And giving a proper name to shaking your ass with your tongue out is just lame.

Having said that, Disney has farked up so many childhoods, it qualifies for the priesthood.


i have very fond memories from childhood of seeing madonna crawl and roll all over the stage in a wedding dress. i am indeed one of those understanding parents. my 12 year old daughter simply thinks miley's performance was silly. but considering that on the first day of 7th grade last week, my daughter got in trouble for the shirt she had on being "too see through", i hate to say that i fully understand the usa is moving backward on this whole issue of decency and body image issues! as i told the ass. principal who scolded her, "we don't let her go to walmart in clothing that the majority would consider inappropriate for school, let alone send her to school in inappropriate clothing. focus more on ensuring the kids receive a proper education." my wife got a half-assed "apology" (explanation that it was a "misunderstanding") after that.
 
2013-09-03 11:12:09 AM

theorellior: ReapTheChaos: People get all wound up about how america is to uptight and cant handle a little sex on TV, then someone gets on TV and does something sexual and everyone flips their lid about it.

This whole thing has gotten blown way out of proportion.

That wasn't sexual, it was embarrassing. That pic of Miley's shrinkwrapped ass is in no way arousing, erotic or titillating. It's just grotesque.


The vinyl shorts were probably a mistake, they probably look good while walking down the street but I don't think anyone could pull those off while dancing around on stage.
 
2013-09-03 11:16:55 AM

Buttknuckle: After reading that article, I think the kid will be alright actually.


She just needs to see someone about that tongue problem.

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2013-09-03 11:31:19 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Self-awareness is a rare thing in the celebrity community.


LOL this ain't self awareness, this is the usual self-absorption you see in most narcissistic Gen Y chicks who would have no hard time getting a dude to take them home from a club. If she were serious she'd get some counseling and at least the next time she "twerked" live she'd wear shorts that weren't so tight as to squeeze out what assmeat she has (shame shame shame about how wrongly-sized those shorts were, not that they were supposed to showcase her ass).
 
2013-09-03 11:31:49 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Buttknuckle: After reading that article, I think the kid will be alright actually.

She just needs to see someone about that tongue problem.


Indeed. I've never found her stage antics to be particularly sexy, but hey, whatever, lots of people dig it, so more power to her and them.  But the tongue thing? Maybe I'm just becoming one of the Olds, because   it makes her look like an retarded farking tool. And apparently she seems to think of it as some kind of signature thing, since she does it in her videos.

Maybe it's a generational thing, since there are apparently a shiatload of girls who post selfies using the  money shot pose

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2013-09-03 11:36:59 AM

give me doughnuts: Keep it up, Miley. I picked 10 months in the over/under for your sex tape.


The question becomes, how fappable will it be? I'm hoping at least as much as the Vanessa Hudgens "leaked" nudes.
 
2013-09-03 11:46:56 AM
 
2013-09-03 12:11:45 PM

Millennium: YoOjo: Why does she stick her tongue out and pull faces like she's being exorcised?
Is it a thing with kids today to make themselves as ugly as possible, some kind of irony maybe?

It's not really a new thing; Jenny McCarthy was doing it years ago. I think Pink used to do it too.


I can't believe no one's mentioned Gene Simmons.

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2013-09-03 12:12:17 PM

fatalvenom: "I don't get to work out. I do yoga and 30 push-ups every day and try to get my mind right."

Well, no shiat.


Considering for an untouched photo she has decent definition and no cellulite, I'd say she probably does at least exercise some and eat right. Those are just some deplorably tight booty shorts, and whomever came up with that costume must have had absolutely, positively, no idea how latex works.

Spandex it ain't, and in the battle of Body Fat (yes, even reasonable amounts of it in anatomically-appropriate locations) versus Latex, latex wins every time. This is the kind of thing I've seen more than a few times at fetish parties and balls, where even people with great bodies wearing improperly-fitting latex can make themselves look awful. Once saw a poor girl who  might have weighed in the triple digits soaking wet and wearing her entire costume, develop the nastiest case of muffin top in the room, even worse than the 200+ pounders there wearing costumes that fit properly.
 
2013-09-03 12:24:42 PM

LewDux: MILEY Y U  NO SEDUCE ME??


This is the biggest point we can take from any complaint anybody possibly has about her VMA performance. She wasn't sexy enough to turn studman69s on.
 
2013-09-03 12:28:23 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: LewDux: MILEY Y U  NO SEDUCE ME??

This is the biggest point we can take from any complaint anybody possibly has about her VMA performance. She wasn't sexy enough to turn studman69s on.


and that's fine...more for me!

that is, if i had an actual chance of even getting close to her

and, of course, if i wasn't faithfully and very happily married
 
2013-09-03 12:31:47 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Self-awareness is a rare thing in the celebrity community.


I don't think it's self awareness. Her fans are little girls and she doesn't want parents not buying her stuff for their little snowflakes. It's a pathetic attempt at looking 'responsible'. If she wants to save herself, she will, otherwise it's just lip service for the people who buy her crap.
 
2013-09-03 12:33:05 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Buttknuckle: After reading that article, I think the kid will be alright actually.

She just needs to see someone about that tongue problem.


Fuad Ramses?
 
2013-09-03 12:46:13 PM
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