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(KPTV Portland)   "That goat will charge you," warned a neighbor as two officers approached the house. The goat, they said, "only respects one man"   (kptv.com) divider line 73
    More: Amusing, police officers, Diana Nyad, Oregon State Police, Clackamas County, Columbia River, Gresham, KPTV  
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2013-09-02 11:59:37 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-03 12:04:11 AM
I wonder if he takes AMEX.
 
2013-09-03 12:09:40 AM
"And that man's name is Chuck Norris".
 
2013-09-03 12:29:24 AM
The officers then shot the goat 50 times
 
2013-09-03 01:13:58 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: The officers then shot the goat 50 times


Was expecting that final twist, must have happened outside the USA.
 
2013-09-03 01:22:54 AM

panfried: MaudlinMutantMollusk: The officers then shot the goat 50 times

Was expecting that final twist, must have happened outside the USA.


Well, Oregon. But goats like to get on roofs.I don't know why anyone would find that strange, unless they'd never encountered a goat before.
 
2013-09-03 02:20:25 AM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-03 02:21:54 AM
How much?
 
2013-09-03 02:24:14 AM

fusillade762: How much?


If you have to ask...

bellobitesback.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-03 02:24:17 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-03 02:27:08 AM
They ain't afraid of no goats.

/Sorry.
 
2013-09-03 02:29:14 AM

AltheaToldMe: [upload.wikimedia.org image 850x637]


farking goats, man.

I don't understand the hubbub.  They never get above... what, 75 pounds?  They're a pain in the ass for such a stupid animal (and my god, are they stupid, and a pain), but cops shouldn't be such physical lightweights that they can't hogtie a goat without knowing what hogtying even is.
 
2013-09-03 02:30:39 AM

nymersic: I don't understand the hubbub.


Oh right, a roof.  Yeah, that part wasn't mentioned in the headline.

Yeah, I'll understand the hubbub about a goat charging you on a roof.  |:

/Of course, that's an easy way to get a goat off the roof...
 
2013-09-03 02:31:01 AM
God damn do I want some goats
 
2013-09-03 02:33:37 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: God damn do I want some goats


They're cute and comical and lovely in their orneriness, but only in an entirely abstract sense.

I spent a summer with a guy who owned a dozen goats, and I spent half the summer removing the 'tards from a fence in which they always managed to get their head stuck in.  Every day.  Every freakin' day.  Every day.  For months... months, which seemed like an eternity.
 
2013-09-03 02:34:28 AM
That headline reads like a Far Side caption.
 
2013-09-03 02:35:09 AM

nymersic: nymersic: I don't understand the hubbub.

Oh right, a roof.  Yeah, that part wasn't mentioned in the headline.

Yeah, I'll understand the hubbub about a goat charging you on a roof.  |:

/Of course, that's an easy way to get a goat off the roof...

FTFY
 
2013-09-03 02:38:25 AM
the-lost-and-the-damned.664610.n2.nabble.com
 
2013-09-03 02:41:46 AM
I'm surprised the cops didn't shoot it down!
 
2013-09-03 02:51:58 AM
www.craigsvillepd.com
 
2013-09-03 02:52:14 AM
How a goat gets his charge?

www.curticatelectricfence.com
 
2013-09-03 02:55:27 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-03 02:57:49 AM
i763.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-03 02:58:34 AM
Goats are meaner than f*ck - name one other country boy/girl who has delt with a goat here? heh. mean!
 
2013-09-03 03:01:48 AM
Does your wife need a black bull, cuck?
 
2013-09-03 03:03:32 AM
I'm telling you suburban pussies - goats are mean. real mean.
 
2013-09-03 03:04:06 AM
Is a goat on the roof against the law?

... I didn't think so.
 
2013-09-03 03:04:42 AM
kptv.images.worldnow.com

Shouldn't that sign say "STOP for kids"?
 
2013-09-03 03:07:10 AM
Tie the goat up
Drop your pants
...........?
That's how you save money when whiskys all gone!
 
2013-09-03 03:07:54 AM

gingerjet: [kptv.images.worldnow.com image 850x555]

Shouldn't that sign say "STOP for kids"?


LoL! And if you know goats, you don't even ask. Of course it's up there.
 
2013-09-03 03:08:56 AM

Mister Buttons: [i.imgur.com image 130x160]


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-09-03 03:10:25 AM
Here's a free coupon, come get some bbc
 
2013-09-03 03:10:58 AM
For I am the Goat Whisperer, and you are the goat.
 
2013-09-03 03:17:27 AM

Hector Remarkable: For I am the Goat Whisperer, and you are the goat.


You wanna be my sissy crossdresser?
 
2013-09-03 03:22:13 AM

gingerjet: [kptv.images.worldnow.com image 850x555]

Shouldn't that sign say "STOP for kids"?


What you did there, I see it.

/I chortled.
 
2013-09-03 03:27:10 AM
What a great article to end the night on.

Good night all!
 
2013-09-03 03:31:59 AM
Please, no one post a link to goatse
 
2013-09-03 04:04:11 AM
Eh Door County says "What else is new?"
 
2013-09-03 04:04:46 AM
24.media.tumblr.com

oblig
 
2013-09-03 04:06:19 AM

redmid17: Eh Door County says "What else is new?"


farking links...

www.aljohnsons.com
 
2013-09-03 04:14:42 AM
Goat is a fine meal.
 
2013-09-03 04:23:53 AM

hardinparamedic: Goat is a fine meal.


Good heavens!
 
2013-09-03 04:33:17 AM

hardinparamedic: Goat is a fine meal.


Especially Goat Korma or Vindaloo.  Yum!
 
2013-09-03 04:47:13 AM

simplicimus:  But goats like to get on roofs.I don't know why anyone would find that strange


This. Goats climb.
petslady.com

This is like freaking out when spotting a cat on a roof...

Story is fail for the 'concerned' officers who should probably stick to identifying strange behavior in donuts...
 
2013-09-03 04:54:03 AM
Sheep'll give it up for free.

Goats: the prostitutes of the animal world.
 
2013-09-03 04:57:53 AM
Back at my regional airport, where I did ATC, I noticed they used goats for grounds keeping in the rough parts. But the goats never wandered onto the ramp or runways. Either well trained or they liked the vegetation in the drainage better than the grass.
 
2013-09-03 05:00:51 AM
Goats in trees my friends. Goats in trees.
 
2013-09-03 05:09:20 AM

JonnyBGoode: Sheep'll give it up for free.

Goats: the prostitutes of the animal world.


I fark goat, then eat my own creampie?
 
2013-09-03 05:27:34 AM

JonnyBGoode: Sheep'll give it up for free.

Goats: the prostitutes of the animal world.


Goat will charge later.
 
2013-09-03 05:39:53 AM

neongoats: Goats in trees my friends. Goats in trees.


Are you stuck in a tree?
 
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