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(Miami Herald)   Key West won't let you puke in the back of a cab for free much longer   (miamiherald.com) divider line 50
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2013-09-02 11:51:35 PM
I'm more surprised that every taxi in Florida isn't like the back of a police cruiser; entirely plastic and formed to hold our fat asses.

/minus the part where your hands are cuffed.
 
2013-09-03 12:05:31 AM
Kanye West owns a cab?
 
2013-09-03 02:06:02 AM
Jimmy Buffet doesn't live in Key West anymore
 
2013-09-03 02:09:48 AM
So he's not going to let you finish?
 
2013-09-03 02:11:00 AM
Show some class and crack the door, wtf?
 
2013-09-03 02:11:19 AM
Too late.

In before the spew tax.

/DNRTFA
 
2013-09-03 02:12:28 AM
This is bad news for Kim and North.
 
2013-09-03 02:16:32 AM
Just let the cabs record the drunk people to later sell for hits on youtube, or if they're wearing some Armani shiat, use the recordings to extort some cash.  Keep govment out of our cabs.
 
2013-09-03 02:17:33 AM
So no bodily fluids or solids now for free? Damn.
 
2013-09-03 02:18:30 AM
Okay, but I spent all my money back at the bar...
 
2013-09-03 02:23:59 AM

Gyrfalcon: Okay, but I spent all my money back at the bar...


You need a man with deep pockets and a short memory.
 
2013-09-03 02:25:05 AM

show me: Kanye West owns a cab?


Lol, that's what I read it as. I imagine he'd throw quite the hissy fit if you yarped in his cab.
 
2013-09-03 02:28:51 AM
Man, I remember smoking on the steps to the dorm on Friday and Saturday nights watching the amateurs return in cabs. One girl stepped out and fell flat on her face. Another person puked in a cab and the driver was pissed, but drove off. Nothing like watching drunk people apologize for their drunker friends.
 
2013-09-03 02:29:29 AM
WhoopAssWayne:

You need a man with deep pockets and a short memory.

And full circle back to Kanye West.
 
2013-09-03 02:29:33 AM

Bathysphere: show me: Kanye West owns a cab?

Lol, that's what I read it as. I imagine he'd throw quite the hissy fit if you yarped in his cab.


But it was autotuned and he sampled it on his EP.
 
2013-09-03 02:32:42 AM
How much of a fatass do you have to be to call a cab in Key West??
 
2013-09-03 02:33:15 AM

AltheaToldMe: And full circle back to Kanye West.


Seems like a sociopath to me - I'd avoid him like the plaque.
 
2013-09-03 02:36:11 AM
If anyone here likes music, has seen Django, that song is called "I Got A Name" By Jim Croce
 
2013-09-03 02:39:47 AM

WhoopAssWayne: AltheaToldMe:

Seems like a sociopath to me - I'd avoid him like the plaque.


I've never been called out so fast, but WhoopAssWayne is correct.

/i keed, i keed
 
2013-09-03 02:56:15 AM

AltheaToldMe: I've never been called out so fast, but WhoopAssWayne is correct.


What sucks, is that actual work must be done tomorrow -(
 
2013-09-03 03:09:49 AM

MrVeach: How much of a fatass do you have to be to call a cab in Key West??


Too impaired to use your mobility scooter?
 
2013-09-03 03:13:41 AM
a bunch of the hotels are on the east end of the island. we biked it when i was there, but not all foklks are so inclined...
 
2013-09-03 03:19:28 AM

UsikFark: MrVeach: How much of a fatass do you have to be to call a cab in Key West??

Too impaired to use your mobility scooter?


tfd must be a sad place to be tonight if you are out in liter land talkin cab puking.
 
2013-09-03 03:29:33 AM

pissedoffmick: UsikFark: MrVeach: How much of a fatass do you have to be to call a cab in Key West??

Too impaired to use your mobility scooter?

tfd must be a sad place to be tonight if you are out in liter land talkin cab puking.


Who, me? I'm just a nobody!
 
2013-09-03 03:44:05 AM
Don't worry there are plenty of rickshaw drivers that I can projectile my vomit onto,
 
2013-09-03 03:50:00 AM
Pedicabs are the best way about in KW. Then again, depending on where one stays- walking is free
 
2013-09-03 03:53:29 AM
How bad could a recycled cosmo or pink squirrel be really? You throw up either one of those in a cab and it's instantly going to smell better than any cab in New York. Or for that matter any cab driver in New York.
 
2013-09-03 03:59:35 AM

alienated: Pedicabs are the best way about in KW. Then again, depending on where one stays- walking is free


What a pedo-cab may look like:

drawception.com


OH!!  Nevermind.
 
2013-09-03 04:24:07 AM
So a bit of sugary vomit is somehow worse than the mess left on those seats by fat women ass-cracks?
They parade their wobbly ass all over the place, building up a fierce cheese-sweat back there, then plop it down on the seats with only the thinnest of thin strip of anal floss in the form of a thong between all that funk and the seat itself. Sure, they're wearing a skirt, but that's been pushed up and out the way by horny goat Billy Bob and his marauding hands looking for some lovin'. All that's left between her rotten fudge factory and the seat that you'll rest on next is a strip of rayon one sixteenth of an inch wide, so the slimy ass leakage gets smeared all over the upholstery, mixed in with some of the Billy Bob induced front-bottom batter, and plenty of good old honest fat girl sweat.
The back of cabs are a petri dish of lcd fungus and disease, some anal leakage and plenty of dried on sweat. A bit of vomit may actually clean it all up a bit.
 
2013-09-03 04:26:04 AM

AltheaToldMe: alienated: Pedicabs are the best way about in KW. Then again, depending on where one stays- walking is free

What a pedo-cab may look like:

[drawception.com image 300x250]


OH!!  Nevermind.


approved
 
2013-09-03 04:31:37 AM

UsikFark: Too impaired to use your mobility scooter?


Or so dunk you can't find your way?
 
2013-09-03 04:31:39 AM
BYOB
Bring your own Bucket
 
2013-09-03 04:32:44 AM

YoOjo: So a bit of sugary vomit is somehow worse than the mess left on those seats by fat women ass-cracks?
They parade their wobbly ass all over the place, building up a fierce cheese-sweat back there, then plop it down on the seats with only the thinnest of thin strip of anal floss in the form of a thong between all that funk and the seat itself. Sure, they're wearing a skirt, but that's been pushed up and out the way by horny goat Billy Bob and his marauding hands looking for some lovin'. All that's left between her rotten fudge factory and the seat that you'll rest on next is a strip of rayon one sixteenth of an inch wide, so the slimy ass leakage gets smeared all over the upholstery, mixed in with some of the Billy Bob induced front-bottom batter, and plenty of good old honest fat girl sweat.
The back of cabs are a petri dish of lcd fungus and disease, some anal leakage and plenty of dried on sweat. A bit of vomit may actually clean it all up a bit.


When did you get the internet? Aren't you worried about viruses?
 
2013-09-03 05:18:02 AM

alienated: Pedicabs are the best way about in KW. Then again, depending on where one stays- walking is free


so is the ride to jail for public intoxication.
 
2013-09-03 05:23:52 AM

YoOjo: So a bit of sugary vomit is somehow worse than the mess left on those seats by fat women ass-cracks?
They parade their wobbly ass all over the place, building up a fierce cheese-sweat back there, then plop it down on the seats with only the thinnest of thin strip of anal floss in the form of a thong between all that funk and the seat itself. Sure, they're wearing a skirt, but that's been pushed up and out the way by horny goat Billy Bob and his marauding hands looking for some lovin'. All that's left between her rotten fudge factory and the seat that you'll rest on next is a strip of rayon one sixteenth of an inch wide, so the slimy ass leakage gets smeared all over the upholstery, mixed in with some of the Billy Bob induced front-bottom batter, and plenty of good old honest fat girl sweat.
The back of cabs are a petri dish of lcd fungus and disease, some anal leakage and plenty of dried on sweat. A bit of vomit may actually clean it all up a bit.


don't you have to be somewhere in 26 minutes?
 
2013-09-03 05:36:06 AM
WTF, the whole island is only about three miles, why the hell would you need a cab beyond getting your luggage to the hotel? Hell, a lap around one of the large malls here in Dallas will clock in at a mile and a half.
 
2013-09-03 05:47:55 AM
Why are they wasting their time making laws for something that happens 5 times a year?

That place must be a utopia if theyv'e gotten down to that level of problems to solve.
 
2013-09-03 06:33:02 AM

show me: Kanye West owns a cab?


Who's Kanye West?
 
2013-09-03 06:55:55 AM
The problem is enforcing this.  Chicago has a similar law, where you can be fined for throwing up in a cab.  And one night a cab pulled over in front of my apartment and the driver got out and started yelling at the people, because one of them threw up in the back seat.  It was three people, and they all got out to argue with the cabbie.  Well, two of them got out to argue.  The third got out throw up.  The two said that there was puke in the cab when they got in and that it why their friend was now throwing up.  Of course, it sounded like complete bullschitt to me.  After all, who would get in a cab, realize that there was puke on the floor, and would not say a damned thing about it?  The cabbie, of course, could not do anything.  He called the cops but the three people just walked away.  The cops finally showed up about 15 minutes later and the cabbie gave a description and that was it.  Such a law is great in my opinion, but without a means of being able to easily enforce it they are pretty much useless.
 
2013-09-03 06:56:49 AM

Bslim: show me: Kanye West owns a cab?

Who's Kanye West?


He is Douche Bag Prime, the douche bag by which all other douche bags are measured.
 
2013-09-03 07:05:40 AM

wildcardjack: WTF, the whole island is only about three miles, why the hell would you need a cab beyond getting your luggage to the hotel? Hell, a lap around one of the large malls here in Dallas will clock in at a mile and a half.


Because it is sometimes really farking hot down there.  I, for one, would not want to walk three miles in high heat and high humidity if I was going out for dinner or to some place nice where I was concerned about showing up drenched in sweat.  Also, when you are drunk, walking three miles can seem like having to walk 30.
 
2013-09-03 07:18:36 AM

Mock26: Bslim: show me: Kanye West owns a cab?

Who's Kanye West?

He is Douche Bag Prime, the douche bag by which all other douche bags are measured.


Yo, Mock26, Imma let you finish, but JFP is the biggest douchebag of all time!

www.mbird.com
 
2013-09-03 07:34:21 AM

RobSeace: Mock26: Bslim: show me: Kanye West owns a cab?

Who's Kanye West?

He is Douche Bag Prime, the douche bag by which all other douche bags are measured.

Yo, Mock26, Imma let you finish, but JFP is the biggest douchebag of all time!

[www.mbird.com image 400x598]


On Fark, yes, he is.  But most of the country has no idea who JFP is, so that is why Kanye West is Douche Bag Prime.
 
2013-09-03 07:45:16 AM
I read the headline as Kanye West.
Figured he got a job.
 
2013-09-03 08:10:50 AM
Key West up until the 80's was laid back, eccentric, kinda cool.

Key West now is a cruiseship destination port, got rid of their floating neighborhoods, and kinda sucks in a bland, corporate way.

Discuss.
 
2013-09-03 09:05:22 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: alienated: Pedicabs are the best way about in KW. Then again, depending on where one stays- walking is free

so is the ride to jail for public intoxication.


As long as one wasnt urinating or causing a scene, I was left alone. The cops had bigger fish to fry in KW. Things might have changed in the 10 yrs since i was there last.I think the streets are still full of drunks though
 
2013-09-03 10:01:27 AM

alienated: HindiDiscoMonster: alienated: Pedicabs are the best way about in KW. Then again, depending on where one stays- walking is free

so is the ride to jail for public intoxication.

As long as one wasnt urinating or causing a scene, I was left alone. The cops had bigger fish to fry in KW. Things might have changed in the 10 yrs since i was there last.I think the streets whole damn country is still full of drunks though


ftfm

it's not only KW that has become plagued by the walking dead drunk.
 
2013-09-03 11:31:18 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: alienated: Pedicabs are the best way about in KW. Then again, depending on where one stays- walking is free

so is the ride to jail for public intoxication.


Fun fact:

You can be charged for the ride! Yay!
 
2013-09-03 11:32:42 AM
Also, I thought this was already a thing. I know Lansing (Big Daddy Taxi, off the top of my head) has a puke fee.

I don't blame them. Gross.
 
2013-09-03 11:38:15 AM
Two words:

FANTASY FEST.
 
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