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(Huffington Post)   Burger King Unveils what you used to do with your burger as a kid For $1   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 137
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2013-09-02 07:19:44 PM
Sweet, this meal used to cost me $2!
 
2013-09-02 07:19:52 PM
I never did that.
 
2013-09-02 07:20:39 PM
Don't recall doing that personally, but I DO remember quite distinctly that my sister (in all her freaky habits she had) would pretty much dissect the poor things frequently instead of just telling them "no _____".
 
2013-09-02 07:21:08 PM
Next thing you know McDonalds will claim the idea of inserting a patty from Spicy McChicken in between the two patties of a McDouble.
/try it.
 
2013-09-02 07:22:11 PM
I saw this yesterday and was like.. wtf. I'll just get a burger and a large fry thanks.
 
2013-09-02 07:22:53 PM

Iczer: Don't recall doing that personally, but I DO remember quite distinctly that my sister (in all her freaky habits she had) would pretty much dissect the poor things frequently instead of just telling them "no _____".


I do that.

I have no idea why.
 
2013-09-02 07:23:24 PM
I hope Subway responds with a potato chip sandwich.
 
2013-09-02 07:24:25 PM
This is not novel. Primanti Brothers in Pittsburgh has been putting fries on their burgers for years!
 
2013-09-02 07:25:08 PM

megarian: Iczer: Don't recall doing that personally, but I DO remember quite distinctly that my sister (in all her freaky habits she had) would pretty much dissect the poor things frequently instead of just telling them "no _____".

I do that.

I have no idea why.


So do I, sometimes. It's not to remove anything, I eat the whole thing, but sometimes I just want it in its component parts.
 
2013-09-02 07:25:14 PM
They'll put it in me bum?
 
2013-09-02 07:25:27 PM
Next up: Wendy's will sell french fries pre-blended into their Frosty shakes.
 
2013-09-02 07:26:07 PM
oooo 4 whole fries
 
2013-09-02 07:26:43 PM
Still not as good as putting potato chips in your sandwich - yum!
 
2013-09-02 07:27:45 PM
Not a fan of Burger King's fries, so I don't much like the idea, even if it's a buck. However...

I know I'm not the only person who remembers the burger whose name I can't recall that had a beef patty, cheese, barbecue sauce, and fried onion rings. I routinely ate three of those...then a large order of rings...and a large soda. Because I was fat. And cheap. And I'm still fat.

/It was a time before I actually cooked for myself
//Still engage in fatassery of epic proportions
///Can stay at a buffet with friends for hours on end
 
2013-09-02 07:28:27 PM

sugarhi: Still not as good as putting potato chips in your sandwich - yum!


Potato chips on a PB&J sandwich is the best thing ever.
 
2013-09-02 07:28:52 PM

salsashark1: I hope Subway responds with a potato chip sandwich.


That was the School lunch highlight!!
 
2013-09-02 07:29:13 PM

sugarhi: Still not as good as putting potato chips in your sandwich - yum!


Yup. Chips on a sammich rocks.
 
2013-09-02 07:29:21 PM
Burger King unveils what you used to currently do with your burger as a kid for $1

/except I substitute for tater tots or ideally, baked potato slices
 
2013-09-02 07:29:58 PM
I hope you didn't strain yourself on the headline since the advertising campaign SPECIFICALLY makes that statement.

As in, that's the entire advertising campaign. Down to having a little girl glare angrilly at her mother and go 'They stole my idea!'
 
2013-09-02 07:30:29 PM

LegacyDL: Next up: Wendy's will sell french fries pre-blended into their Frosty shakes.


I would maybe have been interested in that when Wendy's fries were actually good. Now? They don't peel them, they're not fried properly (so they're nastily soggy and floppy), and they don't salt them properly--even if they use "sea salt."

I want a large Frosty. And by Frosty I mean "chocolate." And by large I mean "not the shiatty 'large' they sell now, but the one that looked like a giant yellow bucket. Because fark my cholesterol, fat, and sugar intake.

/'Murica?
 
2013-09-02 07:30:52 PM
Burger King's fries are terrible. Why would anybody want that?
 
2013-09-02 07:33:09 PM
mcdonalds in beijing has a burger with mashed potatoes. pretty good.

cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com
 
2013-09-02 07:34:21 PM

MooseUpNorth: megarian: Iczer: Don't recall doing that personally, but I DO remember quite distinctly that my sister (in all her freaky habits she had) would pretty much dissect the poor things frequently instead of just telling them "no _____".

I do that.

I have no idea why.

So do I, sometimes. It's not to remove anything, I eat the whole thing, but sometimes I just want it in its component parts.


I usually just take the pickles off and eat them separately so they don't accidentally drag all the other toppings off if I fail to bite through them completely.
 
2013-09-02 07:34:27 PM
/tangent

I had to click on the sidebar story "Miley Cyrus admits she's f*cked up"

So, she says:
1) She only sleeps 45 minutes per night
2) She doesn't exercise much but stays really skinny

Hmmn...
 
2013-09-02 07:35:23 PM
They are going to fling the nasty soggy pickles onto the window, and toss the bottom bun, sticky side up toward the ceiling above the booth until it sticks??
 
2013-09-02 07:35:29 PM
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2013-09-02 07:36:35 PM

cashman: This is not novel. Primanti Brothers in Pittsburgh has been putting fries on their burgers for years!


That's nothing.  My high school cafeteria was putting flies in them decades ago!
 
2013-09-02 07:36:54 PM

noitsnot: 1) She only sleeps 45 minutes per night


Going to bed at 5:15am and getting up at 4pm technically counts.

/  Best sort of right.
 
2013-09-02 07:37:41 PM
I havent eaten at BK in years.I would take two bites out of the burger and finish the onion rings.
The onion rings are tasty.
 
2013-09-02 07:38:12 PM

kroonermanblack: I hope you didn't strain yourself on the headline since the advertising campaign SPECIFICALLY makes that statement.

As in, that's the entire advertising campaign. Down to having a little girl glare angrilly at her mother and go 'They stole my idea!'



I saw the commercial while watching something with my wife last night and at the end blurted out, "Biatch please, I was doing that before you were a foetus." My wife yells at the TV during football games, I yell at it during commercials...

Been putting fries (or onions rings, tater tots, baked beans and whatever else comes on the side) on my burgers since I saw a friend of mine doing it when we were in high school over 20 years ago. Still do it. I also highly recommend - and most people balk at this - Doritos on PB&J sammiches. It's good stuff. Tessellate them on there and you get this awesome consistent layer of crunch.
 
2013-09-02 07:38:21 PM

noitsnot: /tangent

I had to click on the sidebar story "Miley Cyrus admits she's f*cked up"

So, she says:
1) She only sleeps 45 minutes per night
2) She doesn't exercise much but stays really skinny

Hmmn...


Oh! Oh! I know this one!

Cocaine! Is it cocaine?
 
2013-09-02 07:38:22 PM

noitsnot: /tangent

I had to click on the sidebar story "Miley Cyrus admits she's f*cked up"

So, she says:
1) She only sleeps 45 minutes per night
2) She doesn't exercise much but stays really skinny

Hmmn...


fitzstuff.info
 
2013-09-02 07:39:09 PM

megarian: noitsnot: /tangent

I had to click on the sidebar story "Miley Cyrus admits she's f*cked up"

So, she says:
1) She only sleeps 45 minutes per night
2) She doesn't exercise much but stays really skinny

Hmmn...

Oh! Oh! I know this one!

Cocaine! Is it cocaine?


Dammit, one second!
 
2013-09-02 07:40:11 PM

maram500: Not a fan of Burger King's fries, so I don't much like the idea, even if it's a buck. However...

I know I'm not the only person who remembers the burger whose name I can't recall that had a beef patty, cheese, barbecue sauce, and fried onion rings. I routinely ate three of those...then a large order of rings...and a large soda. Because I was fat. And cheap. And I'm still fat.

/It was a time before I actually cooked for myself
//Still engage in fatassery of epic proportions
///Can stay at a buffet with friends for hours on end


Rodeo burger. 1.29 round these parts.
 
2013-09-02 07:42:18 PM

pyrotek85: megarian: noitsnot: /tangent

I had to click on the sidebar story "Miley Cyrus admits she's f*cked up"

So, she says:
1) She only sleeps 45 minutes per night
2) She doesn't exercise much but stays really skinny

Hmmn...

Oh! Oh! I know this one!

Cocaine! Is it cocaine?

Dammit, one second!


Yours was better. I like visual aids.
 
2013-09-02 07:42:23 PM

BlissKitchen: Next thing you know McDonalds will claim the idea of inserting a patty from Spicy McChicken in between the two patties of a McDouble.


You mean a McGangbang?

/Fried eggs and guac are also good additions to a burger.
 
2013-09-02 07:43:24 PM

salsashark1: I hope Subway responds with a potato chip sandwich.


Shut up and take my money.
 
2013-09-02 07:43:49 PM

pyrotek85: noitsnot: /tangent

I had to click on the sidebar story "Miley Cyrus admits she's f*cked up"

So, she says:
1) She only sleeps 45 minutes per night
2) She doesn't exercise much but stays really skinny

Hmmn...

[fitzstuff.info image 807x704]


Jeez, that Rockzo picture totally has sphincter-mouth!

/ Do I have a problem for seeing that?
// Technically, it IS a sphincter... ya know, anatomically speaking...
/// Just not as dirty...
 
2013-09-02 07:46:43 PM
Pick apart and flick pieces  of it at my little brother?

Cool.  I'd pay a buck to see that.

/BK Lounge lizard
 
2013-09-02 07:46:46 PM

pyrotek85: noitsnot: /tangent

I had to click on the sidebar story "Miley Cyrus admits she's f*cked up"

So, she says:
1) She only sleeps 45 minutes per night
2) She doesn't exercise much but stays really skinny

Hmmn...

[fitzstuff.info image 807x704]


See, I was going to post a Scarface picture, but then you go and post something better.  So now mine doesn't seem as good.

Jerk.
 
2013-09-02 07:48:29 PM
4 whole french fries huh? What a deal
 
2013-09-02 07:48:52 PM

MooseUpNorth: megarian: Iczer: Don't recall doing that personally, but I DO remember quite distinctly that my sister (in all her freaky habits she had) would pretty much dissect the poor things frequently instead of just telling them "no _____".

I do that.

I have no idea why.

So do I, sometimes. It's not to remove anything, I eat the whole thing, but sometimes I just want it in its component parts.


I'll bet you guys open up your Oreos and eat the filling first too. Do you know how much planning, research, time, and effort has gone into designing and assembling these various food items that you're breaking down? You people have no respect for marketing and food science. If manufacturers get wind that they can just offer consumers a box of components, people are going to lose their jobs. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
 
2013-09-02 07:49:07 PM

Sbdolan: maram500: Not a fan of Burger King's fries, so I don't much like the idea, even if it's a buck. However...

I know I'm not the only person who remembers the burger whose name I can't recall that had a beef patty, cheese, barbecue sauce, and fried onion rings. I routinely ate three of those...then a large order of rings...and a large soda. Because I was fat. And cheap. And I'm still fat.

/It was a time before I actually cooked for myself
//Still engage in fatassery of epic proportions
///Can stay at a buffet with friends for hours on end

Rodeo burger. 1.29 round these parts.


Haven't seen one of those in a long time. They were delicious. I'm a bit of a lard ass but trying to work on that. I may have gotten slightly addicted to those Angry Whopper contraptions. Motherfarking delicious, especially with a side of sweet potato fries and jalapeno BBQ sauce. It's probably good for my health that they took them off the market.
 
2013-09-02 07:50:54 PM

jjorsett: MooseUpNorth: megarian: Iczer: Don't recall doing that personally, but I DO remember quite distinctly that my sister (in all her freaky habits she had) would pretty much dissect the poor things frequently instead of just telling them "no _____".

I do that.

I have no idea why.

So do I, sometimes. It's not to remove anything, I eat the whole thing, but sometimes I just want it in its component parts.

I'll bet you guys open up your Oreos and eat the filling first too. Do you know how much planning, research, time, and effort has gone into designing and assembling these various food items that you're breaking down? You people have no respect for marketing and food science. If manufacturers get wind that they can just offer consumers a box of components, people are going to lose their jobs. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?


I...I don't know...I don't like it when you yell!

I need an adult.
 
2013-09-02 07:51:16 PM

cashman: This is not novel. Primanti Brothers in Pittsburgh has been putting fries on their burgers for years!


Don't forget the slaw, n'at!
 
2013-09-02 07:54:45 PM
FTW:

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Tastier, less expensive burgers, and they've had a Fry Lover's burger for ages.

Thankfully, they brought back the Philly Cheesesteak Burger...the idiot exec who dropped it in favor of a cheap Philly Cheesesteak "Sub" should be dragged out onto the street and shot - I go to Rally's for their awesome burgers, not for subs I can get anywhere.

Patiently awaiting the seasonal return of the Prime Rib Burger.
 
2013-09-02 08:00:26 PM
I stopped eating at fast food restaurants because I got tired of getting sick. Saving a few dollars in order to buy an upset stomach or a case of the runs just isn't worth it. Rather than trying to reduce costs to rock bottom they would be better off protecting quality.
 
2013-09-02 08:01:40 PM

LegacyDL: Next up: Wendy's will sell french fries pre-blended into their Frosty shakes.


My buddy does this and it baffles me. I thought he was the only one.

special20: They are going to fling the nasty soggy pickles onto the window, and toss the bottom bun, sticky side up toward the ceiling above the booth until it sticks??


My friend threw a pickle slice from his cuban sandwich high up on on the lunch room wall in junior high and it was there two years later when we went on to high school. I imagine it's still there all dried up under five layers of paint like some WTF time capsule.
 
2013-09-02 08:06:22 PM
Can I bring fries from Five Guys or McDonalds? Those are better than the potato abortion BK offers.
 
2013-09-02 08:08:12 PM

LesserEvil: FTW:

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Tastier, less expensive burgers, and they've had a Fry Lover's burger for ages.

Thankfully, they brought back the Philly Cheesesteak Burger...the idiot exec who dropped it in favor of a cheap Philly Cheesesteak "Sub" should be dragged out onto the street and shot - I go to Rally's for their awesome burgers, not for subs I can get anywhere.

Patiently awaiting the seasonal return of the Prime Rib Burger.


Checkers fries are like that gum from the 70's with juice inside except with grease. They are also awesome! They're spicy chicken sandwich is pretty good too. Looks like I'm having Checkers for dinner, thanks.
 
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