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(BBC)   "Sons of Anarchy's" Charlie Hunnam has been cast as the male lead in the "Fifty Shades of Grey" movie. At least they picked someone who can deliver a beating convincingly   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 15
    More: Misc, Sons Of Anarchy, Britain's Charlie Hunnam, Melanie Griffith, Jump Street, Charlie Hunnam, Emilia Clarke, Ryan Gosling, Channing Tatum  
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2013-09-02 08:02:26 PM  
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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Empty H: If we try and start some kind of movement to convince people not to see this it will just make them want to see it more. What can we hope to do?

What's wrong with wanting to see a movie based on an extremely popular book?



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2013-09-02 07:30:26 PM  
2 votes:
Ridin' through this whirld, all aloooone, gotta take off yer pants....and let it burn....the crop flies straight ... a perfect line ...
2013-09-02 05:39:23 PM  
2 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Empty H: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Empty H: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Empty H: If we try and start some kind of movement to convince people not to see this it will just make them want to see it more. What can we hope to do?

What's wrong with wanting to see a movie based on an extremely popular book?

Popular does not equal good.

If the movie does well it will promote even more horrible entertainment and bad roles for females.

Well, a lot of women seem to think this is a good story, I guess you should inform them as to how poor their taste in entertainment is, as you obviously know so much better than they do.

You forgot to tell me I had to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

Yes, I have an opinion. People can have an opinion. Trying to paint me as someone who is looking down on others in an attempt to take away from my original point is a sad attempt at an attack.

Since you missed the point I will tell it again.

This book is a bad book because it gives people a bad representation of both a BDSM relationship and females in general.

This books is a bad book because the writing is bad. I am not saying I am a great, good, or decent writer. I am a good enough reader to notice bad pacing, bad characters, and poor choice in words. This second point is not as important as the first and could easily be looked over if the first point wasn't so bad.

You probably think Steven King is a great American author


Even if he does,  I guess you should inform him as to how poor their taste in entertainment is, as you obviously know so much better than he does.
2013-09-02 05:17:41 PM  
2 votes:
What are they thinking!?!
It should've been Piers Morgan and Tila Tequila.

Dammit so much, they ruined my imaginations now.
2013-09-02 04:48:47 PM  
2 votes:

Empty H: If we try and start some kind of movement to convince people not to see this it will just make them want to see it more. What can we hope to do?


Ignore it and hope it goes away, or hope our girlfriends will go see this and come home all kinds of randy.
2013-09-03 07:40:32 AM  
1 votes:

wiwille: Ignore it and hope it goes away, or hope our girlfriends will go see this and come home all kinds of randy.


What are these "girlfriends" of which you speak?
2013-09-02 07:10:36 PM  
1 votes:

wiwille: Empty H: If we try and start some kind of movement to convince people not to see this it will just make them want to see it more. What can we hope to do?

Ignore it and hope it goes away, or hope our girlfriends will go see this and come home all kinds of randy.


It'd be a great excuse to try A2M.
2013-09-02 06:55:23 PM  
1 votes:

propasaurus: For some reason every time I see 'Charlie Hunnam' I think 'Charlie Day.' That would make a much more interesting movie.


He's the best actor on It's Always Sunny.  The only thing that keeps him from being a really good actor is his voice.

That said, he should be relegated to doing a reading of the book, like Gilbert Gottfried.

Now I'm trying to imagine him saying "clitoooooooris".
2013-09-02 06:50:06 PM  
1 votes:

Tax Boy: propasaurus: For some reason every time I see 'Charlie Hunnam' I think 'Charlie Day.' That would make a much more interesting movie.

He's a full-on rapist. You know, like with kids and old people.


It sounds like he paid the troll toll to get in that boy's hole.
2013-09-02 06:41:10 PM  
1 votes:

LectertheChef: And the girls are way bigger freaks than anything Hollywood can come up with. How many Hollywood starlets are willing to take it in the ass while handcuffed on a public bus?


That's the body double's job.
2013-09-02 06:26:49 PM  
1 votes:

Dwight_Yeast: Arachnophobe: bbfreak: That this movie is being made from what can only be described as bad erotica fan fiction makes me a little sad. Also its a terrible example of BDSM fiction.

It's not just bad erotica fanfiction. It started life as bad Twilight fanfiction.

Which is ironic, as Twilight started its life as fanfic.


That makes me wonder if I should be out there trying to sell my Golden Girls slash fiction to a publishing company.
2013-09-02 06:21:53 PM  
1 votes:

taxandspend: /Based on the sex scenes he's done, I get the impression the man's a wild animal in the sack.

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You mean like his sex scenes in Queer as Folk? Those sex scenes made him the first blonde I ever got a rager for.


Yup.  starting there, but also including the couple he'd done in SoA as well.

/You know, people post the pic from Wonder Boys and point out that Iron Man and Spider Man slept together, but people have yet to pick up on the fact that QaF had Jax and Littlefinger (AKA, the former mayor of Baltimore) doing it on a regular basis.
2013-09-02 05:52:03 PM  
1 votes:
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The most erotic maneuver in lovemaking history.
2013-09-02 05:07:01 PM  
1 votes:
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Still no movie version of The Diamond Club?
2013-09-02 05:06:01 PM  
1 votes:
Dammit, now I'll have to watch this horrible thing.  He better be naked and/or fighting for 90% of the film.
/Haven't read the book.
//I'd be more interested if he kept the fake tattoos on.
 
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