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2013-09-02 03:39:44 PM
Mark Henry's peas got squashed apparently. That may end his involvement with SHOOOOOWWWWW and Shield
 
2013-09-02 03:53:12 PM
Woohoo! My first Raw thread green. I shall follow it up with a Gredunza
 
2013-09-02 04:11:40 PM
Well gang - this will be the last RAW thread I will be able to participate fully in until I don't know when. As stated last week, next Monday I start learning how to do avian specimen prep (skinning & mounting birds for display) for the Burke Museum at The university of Washington. This is a volunteer gig, but birds and avian field science are my passion and this feeds that.

Been fun hanging with y'all each Monday. I won't be around to gredunza unless we hit 2008, although one day I might yet get LMS.

So let's this get this started right. *CHAIRSHOT* to Precious Roy for getting a greenlit RAW thread!

/NPO baby
 
2013-09-02 04:21:31 PM

my lip balm addiction: Well gang - this will be the last RAW thread I will be able to participate fully in until I don't know when. As stated last week, next Monday I start learning how to do avian specimen prep (skinning & mounting birds for display) for the Burke Museum at The university of Washington. This is a volunteer gig, but birds and avian field science are my passion and this feeds that.

Been fun hanging with y'all each Monday. I won't be around to gredunza unless we hit 2008, although one day I might yet get LMS.

So let's this get this started right. *CHAIRSHOT* to Precious Roy for getting a greenlit RAW thread!

/NPO baby


Good luck and take care.. try not to catch that flu,.

Also, I was ROBBED last week, and therefore, the 1004 Gorgenzola result is hereby under protest.
 
2013-09-02 04:51:04 PM
WHO submitted this headline? WHEN will it ever end?
 
2013-09-02 04:56:32 PM
fWc Tag Team Champion up in this b*tch! :D

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-02 05:48:28 PM
Congrats Precious Roy!
 
2013-09-02 05:50:38 PM

my lip balm addiction: Well gang - this will be the last RAW thread I will be able to participate fully in until I don't know when. As stated last week, next Monday I start learning how to do avian specimen prep (skinning & mounting birds for display) for the Burke Museum at The university of Washington. This is a volunteer gig, but birds and avian field science are my passion and this feeds that.

Been fun hanging with y'all each Monday. I won't be around to gredunza unless we hit 2008, although one day I might yet get LMS.

So let's this get this started right. *CHAIRSHOT* to Precious Roy for getting a greenlit RAW thread!

/NPO baby


Congrats, and gave fun with the new adventure!! *bro fist*
 
2013-09-02 05:51:20 PM
Damn autocorrect! :(
 
2013-09-02 06:07:09 PM
For those who haven't heard yet, just about every episode of NXT is now available for free on hulu.  I started with season 6 the other night and it's probably the best wrestling show on tv now.
 
2013-09-02 06:49:09 PM
I'm too EXTREME for this group.
 
2013-09-02 07:01:53 PM
Sup peeps
 
2013-09-02 07:18:13 PM

I've been asked to fill in for GMJ on the checklist, soooo...


Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)
credit to ManofPa, Dougie AXP, Grand_Moff_Joseph and hundreddollarman


1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Karate Explosion, the weekly troll we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab
3) Pretty GM is stalked by KellyKellyKelly
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA!(but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)
20) Last APP Reference Standing
21) "Bobby, what's that?"  "No worries, Gorilla.  That's just Tony making his 'meh' face"
22)BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV
 
2013-09-02 07:18:19 PM
Oh hi what's going on in this thre...

*chairshot*
 
2013-09-02 07:21:16 PM
I Will be 1003 tonight
 
2013-09-02 07:21:52 PM
BAH GAWD KING! MACHOPROGRAMMER WON'T BE HERE TO FIGHT FOR THE GREDUNZA TITLE! THAT DAMN JEZEBEL IS KEEPING HIM OCCUPIED TONIGHT
 
2013-09-02 07:25:47 PM
I'm sick, have a fantasy draft at 9pm and the Pitt game is on. I'm going to be battling. I tapped out last week though and missed the gauntlet so hopefully I don't get kicked in the balls and pedigreed tonight

Any TFer know if there is a college thread for the Pitt game? Mind you I'd glad discuss Larry F. in here
 
2013-09-02 07:25:53 PM
Ok... for those who have come to expect a certain type of post from me... please be aware that you wont be getting that tonight for reasons unknown... but you could probably guess it pretty quick like.

so, since Im not allowed to troll tonight... I dont think I can contribute much to the thread... except to cheer for Cena. May God heal him quickly, so an actual WRESTLER can win back the title.
 
2013-09-02 07:26:40 PM
notenoughgood.com since I got banned last time, you'll only get pics of bacon cheeseburgers..............obey!
 
2013-09-02 07:26:49 PM

my lip balm addiction: Well gang - this will be the last RAW thread I will be able to participate fully in until I don't know when. As stated last week, next Monday I start learning how to do avian specimen prep (skinning & mounting birds for display) for the Burke Museum at The university of Washington. This is a volunteer gig, but birds and avian field science are my passion and this feeds that.

Been fun hanging with y'all each Monday. I won't be around to gredunza unless we hit 2008, although one day I might yet get LMS.

So let's this get this started right. *CHAIRSHOT* to Precious Roy for getting a greenlit RAW thread!

/NPO baby


Congrats on the gig.
*chairshot*
 
2013-09-02 07:26:56 PM

my lip balm addiction: Well gang - this will be the last RAW thread I will be able to participate fully in until I don't know when. As stated last week, next Monday I start learning how to do avian specimen prep (skinning & mounting birds for display) for the Burke Museum at The university of Washington. This is a volunteer gig, but birds and avian field science are my passion and this feeds that.

Been fun hanging with y'all each Monday. I won't be around to gredunza unless we hit 2008, although one day I might yet get LMS.

So let's this get this started right. *CHAIRSHOT* to Precious Roy for getting a greenlit RAW thread!

/NPO baby


PLEASE-DON'T-GO! PLEASE-DON'T-GO! PLEASE-DON'T-GO! PLEASE-DON'T-GO! PLEASE-DON'T-GO!
 
2013-09-02 07:27:53 PM

TheManofPA: I'm sick, have a fantasy draft at 9pm and the Pitt game is on. I'm going to be battling. I tapped out last week though and missed the gauntlet so hopefully I don't get kicked in the balls and pedigreed tonight

Any TFer know if there is a college thread for the Pitt game? Mind you I'd glad discuss Larry F. in here


/Go Noles
//Wrestling takes precedence over college football
 
2013-09-02 07:28:00 PM
Well, DBD didn't end Smackdown by being RKO'd (he still ended the show being beaten up by Randy and Shield and further humiliated, but it wasn't an RKO!), so, progress!
 
2013-09-02 07:28:41 PM

emtbiz: [notenoughgood.com image 500x431] since I got banned last time, you'll only get pics of bacon cheeseburgers..............obey!


Food porn is still porn.
 
2013-09-02 07:28:51 PM
Not much activity in the Wrestlemania Classic Headline Challenge last week, but what there was, was choice. I gave you Wrestlemania 2 (three locations, tons of celebrities, a little bit of action). Here are the responses:

LucklessWonder

Can Clubber clobber Roddy?  Will the British Bulldogs be too damn paranoid for the Dream Team? Can the 24 inch pythons be contained by a steel cage?  Who are all this celebrity guests?  It's your Wrestlemania 2 thread live from farking everywhere on PPV

Grand_Moff_Joseph

Will Mr. T have pity for Roddy Piper? Can Sheikie Baby humble The Refrigerator? Can Ozzy and Lou get a 1UP on the Dream Team? Will vitamins and prayers save Hogan against King Kong Bundy? Find out tonight as Wrestlemania 2 invades NY, ChiTown, and LA

Tbaughm

Can The Hulkster escape the steel cage and retain the WWF Title? Will the Dream Team's dream run as Tag Team Champions come to an end? How many coconuts can Roddy Piper fit in his boxing gloves? Live from New Yor...er Chicag...er Los Angel...er...all three?...what the hell? Nevermind that shiat, here comes The Premier Sporting Event of The Year, Wrestlemania 2 (first bell rings at 8pm Eastern, check your local PPV listings).

Captain Steroid

CAN the Hulkster survive a Cage Match with King Kong Bundy in L.A.? WILL "Rocky" Roddy Piper K.O. Clubber Lang in New York? ARE the British Bulldogs riding a "Crazy Train" to the Tag Team Championship in Chicago? LIVE on CCTV and PPV, THIS is YOUR WWF WrestleMania 2 Discussion Thread

After thinking about it, I went with LucklessWonder. Congratulations! You get a badge!!!

i107.photobucket.com

However, I was blown away by tbaughm's response after I posted the first announcement of the WCHC for the week:

Tbaughm

If I deliver my headline in three parts from three different computers in three different timezones, do I win by default?

Sadly, you do not win by default, but for your awesome snark, you win the Clara Peller Memorial Consolation Prize. En-joy!

i107.photobucket.com
This week's WCHC coming up.
 
2013-09-02 07:29:10 PM
sooooooooooo...

Does anyone know of a river that provides class HTML 5 rapids where one cam navigate down?
 
2013-09-02 07:32:02 PM

my lip balm addiction: Well gang - this will be the last RAW thread I will be able to participate fully in until I don't know when. As stated last week, next Monday I start learning how to do avian specimen prep (skinning & mounting birds for display) for the Burke Museum at The university of Washington. This is a volunteer gig, but birds and avian field science are my passion and this feeds that.

Been fun hanging with y'all each Monday. I won't be around to gredunza unless we hit 2008, although one day I might yet get LMS.

So let's this get this started right. *CHAIRSHOT* to Precious Roy for getting a greenlit RAW thread!

/NPO baby


i1263.photobucket.com

Nawz, I'm just kidding because that is so awesome! Good luck with your new gig dear...

i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-02 07:32:03 PM
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages - Clintster is proud to present the Wrestlemania Classic Headline Challenge!

Here's how it works: Each week before the show I will post this introduction and give you all a Wrestlemania to create a FARK headline for (assuming we had FARK, or the internet for that particular WM). For example, if I were to offer up Wrestlemania III for a challenge, you might post something like:

Will Hulkamania reign supreme against the legend that is Andre the Giant? How many times will the Macho Man ring Ricky Steamboat's bell? What is a capacity crowd in the Silverdome? It's YOUR Wrestlemania III thread, 8 pm on pay per view or closed circuit

Entries will be accepted between the posting of this announcement and the close of the thread. Entries will be judged on humor, accuracy to the Wrestlemania of the week, historical relevance, and adherence to FARK headline regs (<250 characters, no end punctuation, etc.)

The winner each week will be the proud recipient of a personalized WCHC badge, and the envy of several. There may be other rules added as needed, but I certainly hope there won't be.  Have fun and good luck!

This week's WCHC subject is The 25th Anniversary of Wrestlemania  (aka "Wrestlemania XXV"). Google it, wiki it, write a headline and post it right'chere
 
2013-09-02 07:32:11 PM

Karate Explosion: Ok... for those who have come to expect a certain type of post from me... please be aware that you wont be getting that tonight for reasons unknown... but you could probably guess it pretty quick like.

so, since Im not allowed to troll tonight... I dont think I can contribute much to the thread... except to cheer for Cena. May God heal him quickly, so an actual WRESTLER can win back the title.


Tonight the role of Karate Explosion will be played by Brian Lee Harris.
 
2013-09-02 07:33:33 PM
1004 Gorgonzola is still under protest form last week. I call shenanigans on the whole thing.
 
2013-09-02 07:34:22 PM

Karate Explosion: 1004 Gorgonzola is still under protest form last week. I call shenanigans on the whole thing.


The referees have ruled that Tate caught the ball and it was a touchdown. Seahawks win.
 
2013-09-02 07:35:44 PM

ShiningWizard: my lip balm addiction: Well gang - this will be the last RAW thread I will be able to participate fully in until I don't know when. As stated last week, next Monday I start learning how to do avian specimen prep (skinning & mounting birds for display) for the Burke Museum at The university of Washington. This is a volunteer gig, but birds and avian field science are my passion and this feeds that.

Been fun hanging with y'all each Monday. I won't be around to gredunza unless we hit 2008, although one day I might yet get LMS.

So let's this get this started right. *CHAIRSHOT* to Precious Roy for getting a greenlit RAW thread!

/NPO baby

[i1263.photobucket.com image 610x449]

Nawz, I'm just kidding because that is so awesome! Good luck with your new gig dear...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 281x228]


neurotic psychotic I think I'm bionic
still hooked on phonics but there's a few things you outta know
I'm spastic
my cat's sick
my dick smells like my lip balm addiction
eat chinese with a matchsticks
just a few things you outta know
Link
 
2013-09-02 07:36:21 PM

TheManofPA: ShiningWizard: my lip balm addiction: Well gang - this will be the last RAW thread I will be able to participate fully in until I don't know when. As stated last week, next Monday I start learning how to do avian specimen prep (skinning & mounting birds for display) for the Burke Museum at The university of Washington. This is a volunteer gig, but birds and avian field science are my passion and this feeds that.

Been fun hanging with y'all each Monday. I won't be around to gredunza unless we hit 2008, although one day I might yet get LMS.

So let's this get this started right. *CHAIRSHOT* to Precious Roy for getting a greenlit RAW thread!

/NPO baby

[i1263.photobucket.com image 610x449]

Nawz, I'm just kidding because that is so awesome! Good luck with your new gig dear...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 281x228]

neurotic psychotic I think I'm bionic
still hooked on phonics but there's a few things you outta know
I'm spastic
my cat's sick
my dick smells like my lip balm addiction
eat chinese with a matchsticks
just a few things you outta know
Link


Not sure if the lyrics are NSFW, I didn't go through that one right away. Be careful with their words. Sorry, just doing this in case.
 
2013-09-02 07:36:38 PM

tbaughm: Karate Explosion: 1004 Gorgonzola is still under protest form last week. I call shenanigans on the whole thing.

The referees have ruled that Tate caught the ball and it was a touchdown. Seahawks win.


cdn1.sbnation.com
 
2013-09-02 07:36:56 PM

tbaughm: Karate Explosion: 1004 Gorgonzola is still under protest form last week. I call shenanigans on the whole thing.

The referees have ruled that Tate caught the ball and it was a touchdown. Seahawks win.


Dont I get a penalty kick to try to hit a home run?
 
2013-09-02 07:38:31 PM

Karate Explosion: tbaughm: Karate Explosion: 1004 Gorgonzola is still under protest form last week. I call shenanigans on the whole thing.

The referees have ruled that Tate caught the ball and it was a touchdown. Seahawks win.

Dont I get a penalty kick to try to hit a home run?


Of course. It's a slam dunk.
 
2013-09-02 07:39:32 PM

clintster: tbaughm: Karate Explosion: 1004 Gorgonzola is still under protest form last week. I call shenanigans on the whole thing.

The referees have ruled that Tate caught the ball and it was a touchdown. Seahawks win.

[cdn1.sbnation.com image 300x200]


speaking of that, has anyone watched the WWE Rivalries: Brett Hart v Shawn Michaels doc? It sounds like Shawn remembers what he wants to remember, and Brett is still pissed, even though he tries to pretend he isnt.

At the time, I was pro Hart, but after watching the doc, I was kinda like.... well... whatever.
 
2013-09-02 07:39:41 PM
www.sptimes.com
 
2013-09-02 07:41:41 PM

Karate Explosion: clintster: tbaughm: Karate Explosion: 1004 Gorgonzola is still under protest form last week. I call shenanigans on the whole thing.

The referees have ruled that Tate caught the ball and it was a touchdown. Seahawks win.

[cdn1.sbnation.com image 300x200]

speaking of that, has anyone watched the WWE Rivalries: Brett Hart v Shawn Michaels doc? It sounds like Shawn remembers what he wants to remember, and Brett is still pissed, even though he tries to pretend he isnt.

At the time, I was pro Hart, but after watching the doc, I was kinda like.... well... whatever.


Okay, it wasn't just me then that noticed something odd about their responses. I thought that Shawn was definitely convinced of different events, and it's what he told himself to get through, and to get people off his back. Bret still harbours that wound, but he's just tired of it all, it seems. All in all, it was a really interesting dynamic. You can tell when JR notices it too.

ALSO HEY GUYS GUESS WHO'S IN THE HIZZZZOUSE
 
2013-09-02 07:42:14 PM
Here I am. You all know me. You all love like respect tolerate me. I'm here to tell you three things:

First: I am the hardcore champion.

Second, and FINALLY: I am the gredunza champion!

Thirdly: You all know it - say it with me...

IAMTHETAGTEAMCHAMPIONS!!

img.fark.net
 
2013-09-02 07:42:54 PM

emtbiz: [www.sptimes.com image 450x300]


regardless, you're still posting pictures of fake meat.
 
2013-09-02 07:43:28 PM

Karate Explosion: clintster: tbaughm: Karate Explosion: 1004 Gorgonzola is still under protest form last week. I call shenanigans on the whole thing.

The referees have ruled that Tate caught the ball and it was a touchdown. Seahawks win.

[cdn1.sbnation.com image 300x200]

speaking of that, has anyone watched the WWE Rivalries: Brett Hart v Shawn Michaels doc? It sounds like Shawn remembers what he wants to remember, and Brett is still pissed, even though he tries to pretend he isnt.

At the time, I was pro Hart, but after watching the doc, I was kinda like.... well... whatever.


I always wonder if Hart would be as popular in the US now, if not for that. Sure he'd always be huge in Canada (like everyone's GFs) but he may have been remembered as only very good/non-memorable run in the US if not for that. Top-tier but not at his current level.

The Owen issue muddles it all as well.
 
2013-09-02 07:43:32 PM
www.roadfood.com

OBEY!
 
2013-09-02 07:43:53 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: sooooooooooo...

Does anyone know of a river that provides class HTML 5 rapids where one cam navigate down?


Well, if you can find the first row now, in EUrope, you might find a river
 
2013-09-02 07:44:07 PM

IAmTheTagTeamChampions: Here I am. You all know me. You all love like respect tolerate me. I'm here to tell you three things:

First: I am the hardcore champion.

Second, and FINALLY: I am the gredunza champion!

Thirdly: You all know it - say it with me...

IAMTHETAGTEAMCHAMPIONS!!

[img.fark.net image 850x330]


That belt may be my best work yet. Kinda torn on that one
 
2013-09-02 07:44:31 PM
www.kingofpork.com
 
2013-09-02 07:44:54 PM
The Grudenza is mine again tonight
 
2013-09-02 07:45:08 PM

IAmTheTagTeamChampions: Here I am. You all know me. You all love like respect tolerate me. I'm here to tell you three things:

First: I am the hardcore champion.

Second, and FINALLY: I am the gredunza champion!

Thirdly: You all know it - say it with me...

IAMTHETAGTEAMCHAMPIONS!!

[img.fark.net image 850x330]


Hmmm, well if someone decides to cash in a briefcase tonight, you might just become a Grand Slam Champion.
 
2013-09-02 07:45:18 PM
The WWE Divas title was created on Smackdown on June 6, 2008 but it wasn't until the Great American Bash on July 20, 2008 to the winner of a match against Natalya:

Michelle McCool
 
2013-09-02 07:45:24 PM
www.obsessedwithwrestling.com
 
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