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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)   High on the list of things NOT to do while in police custody: Light your crack pipe   (fox19.com) divider line 23
    More: Dumbass, Diana Nyad, crack pipe, Identity document forgery, Ohio State Highway Patrol  
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2013-09-02 06:15:48 PM
Why not? He was already farked.
 
2013-09-02 06:16:26 PM
Sorry, I must disagree.
 
2013-09-02 06:16:35 PM
www.ecorazzi.com
 
2013-09-02 06:22:33 PM
Even I know better than that.
 
2013-09-02 06:23:06 PM
Is there a safer place to light your crack pipe?
 
2013-09-02 06:24:00 PM
Once the crash hits you can nap in the cell.
 
2013-09-02 06:24:43 PM
content.internetvideoarchive.com
Approves.
 
2013-09-02 06:25:10 PM

megarian: Why not? He was already farked.


That's what I was thinking. 46 years old, already a long rap sheet, and being charged with a felony. Why not light up, especially if the cops missed the pipe in a search and would have confiscated the crack anyways?
 
2013-09-02 06:26:40 PM
Addiction is a biatch
 
2013-09-02 06:27:29 PM

uncleacid: Is there a safer place to light your crack pipe?


The bottom of the ocean floor.
 
2013-09-02 06:30:45 PM

skinink: megarian: Why not? He was already farked.

That's what I was thinking. 46 years old, already a long rap sheet, and being charged with a felony. Why not light up, especially if the cops missed the pipe in a search and would have confiscated the crack anyways?


Exactly. He's farked. He might as well get high while they process him. fark it.
 
2013-09-02 06:31:15 PM

sn82: uncleacid: Is there a safer place to light your crack pipe?

The bottom of the ocean floor.


thinkprogress.org
White Man Pilots Florescent Crack Pipe to Ocean Floor
 
2013-09-02 06:36:53 PM
If he needed to relieve some stress he should have masturbated instead like that truck driver in Sweden from a while ago.
 
2013-09-02 06:43:06 PM
coulda been worse, he might have pulled a gun while in the back of a cop car...(video)

/Drunk idiot in video was being given a "courtesy ride" home by cops since he was too drunk to walk
 
2013-09-02 06:44:07 PM

UsikFark: sn82: uncleacid: Is there a safer place to light your crack pipe?

The bottom of the ocean floor.


White Man Pilots Florescent Crack Pipe to Ocean Floor


Nifty.
 
2013-09-02 06:48:53 PM
You better make sure you brought enough for everybody.
 
2013-09-02 07:13:36 PM
I guess my only question is that if he was allowed to go to the bathroom, why not just do it there?  The article makes it sound like he waited until after.  Otherwise, he's forty-six and has multiple warrants, so why the fark not?
 
2013-09-02 07:23:14 PM
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2013-09-02 07:36:14 PM

megarian: skinink: megarian: Why not? He was already farked.

That's what I was thinking. 46 years old, already a long rap sheet, and being charged with a felony. Why not light up, especially if the cops missed the pipe in a search and would have confiscated the crack anyways?

Exactly. He's farked. He might as well get high while they process him. fark it.


This was my thinking as well.
 
2013-09-02 08:54:56 PM
Thanks for the info. That was a close one.
 
2013-09-02 09:58:46 PM
Hi guyz, what's happening in this thread?

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2013-09-03 01:53:30 AM
YOLO, LOL!

/Dumbass tag has only rarely been more appropriate.
 
2013-09-03 08:15:06 AM
Give me a break.
 
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