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(Gwinnett Daily Post)   Dextrose And Dihydrogen Monoxide Mixture Shuts Down Local Emergency Room   (gwinnettdailypost.com) divider line 73
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2013-09-02 02:52:42 PM
I've never seen sugar do that.
 
2013-09-02 04:15:39 PM

NutWrench: I've never seen sugar do that.


i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-02 04:44:08 PM
I'm tellin' ya'.  That dihydrogen monoxide is some nasty, nasty stuff, kids.  Y'all keep away from that stuff and stay in school.
 
2013-09-02 04:44:21 PM
It's dangerous stuff. It kills more Americans each year than cars do (counting sucrose, glucose and other similar molecules).

And speaking of cars, it can really do a job on your car engine if somebody puts dextrose and dihydrogen oxide in your gasoline tank.
 
2013-09-02 04:44:27 PM
Alternate names (in increasing levels of EVERYBODY PANIC!)

blood sugar
or
dextrorotatory glucose
or
(2R,3S,4R,5R)-2,3,4,5,6-Pentahydroxyhexanal
 
2013-09-02 04:47:41 PM
I always loved those online petitions people would sign trying to ban dihydrogen monoxide...it just shows how stupid people really are.
 
2013-09-02 04:48:01 PM
Goddammit, I'm way too slow.
 
2013-09-02 04:48:45 PM
Dextrose and dihydrogen monoxide? I never touch the nasty baby stuff. Rots the brain. Just look what it does to infant mentalities. --W.C. Fields*

*Or me, channelling W.C. Fields. I'm sure that's the gist of what he would say if he weren't in some place marginally worse than Philadelphia.
 
2013-09-02 04:48:56 PM
macmcrae.com
 
2013-09-02 04:50:44 PM

OlDood: I'm tellin' ya'.  That dihydrogen monoxide is some nasty, nasty stuff, kids.  Y'all keep away from that stuff and stay in school.


I know whole families hopelessly addicted to that stuff.  One keeps a farking huge vat of it in their backyard and on nice days the whole family goes outside and rolls around in it.  Sick, I tell you.
 
2013-09-02 04:50:45 PM
Holy shiat....that's what the Germans used in World War I.
 
2013-09-02 04:52:29 PM
Ok I am trying to piece this together like Columbo: so this guy ordered an IV bag of sugar water and forget about it or received someone else's mail and opens it anyway, tears open the bag not knowing what it was or somehow gets the solution on self during opening process, doesn't read the packaging labels or simply can't read at all, and thinks he has been contaminated with a biological warfare agent and goes to the hospital to be decontaminated.

Verdict: Maximum cognitive impairment
 
2013-09-02 04:52:55 PM
Ok, this is getting rediculous. Everybody; quit panicking over stupid, little shiat! We went from the greatest generation to gigantic chickens in less than 100 years. We're so deathly afraid of the sky falling that we probably won't notice if the sky is really falling.
 
2013-09-02 05:00:14 PM

Twitch Boy: OlDood: I'm tellin' ya'.  That dihydrogen monoxide is some nasty, nasty stuff, kids.  Y'all keep away from that stuff and stay in school.

I know whole families hopelessly addicted to that stuff.  One keeps a farking huge vat of it in their backyard and on nice days the whole family goes outside and rolls around in it.  Sick, I tell you.


Even worse, they put chlorine in that vat, too. You remember, the gas that got chemical weapons banned in warfare, which is what Obama's using as an excuse to airstrike Syria right now?
 
2013-09-02 05:00:48 PM

iheartscotch: Ok, this is getting rediculous. Everybody; quit panicking over stupid, little shiat! We went from the greatest generation to gigantic chickens in less than 100 years. We're so deathly afraid of the sky falling that we probably won't notice if the sky is really falling.


Your redicule is a source of ridicule.
 
2013-09-02 05:02:47 PM
FTA:  a man reportedly came to the hospital after opening a package at his home and being exposed to what he believed to be an unknown substance.

So... he believed that he didn't know what it was, but he isn't sure?
 
2013-09-02 05:03:40 PM

FloydA: NutWrench: I've never seen sugar do that.

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This is way better than what I can for.
 
2013-09-02 05:06:32 PM

iheartscotch: Ok, this is getting rediculous. Everybody; quit panicking over stupid, little shiat! We went from the greatest generation to gigantic chickens in less than 100 years. We're so deathly afraid of the sky falling that we probably won't notice if the sky is really falling.


The second we succumbed to "think of the children!!" risk-based evaluation it was all over. Some nervous Nellie can always come up with why any activity is a bad idea. Forget the fact they're responsible for their little sprogs, suddenly it's a problem when I want to mainline Cheetos, snort a line of chocolate milk and roll a nice twikie fatty. Wait, are we still in the fat people thread? My low blood sugar is making me confused. You gonna eat that?
 
2013-09-02 05:09:29 PM

AltheaToldMe: iheartscotch: Ok, this is getting rediculous. Everybody; quit panicking over stupid, little shiat! We went from the greatest generation to gigantic chickens in less than 100 years. We're so deathly afraid of the sky falling that we probably won't notice if the sky is really falling.

Your redicule is a source of ridicule.


You said ridicule twice.
 
2013-09-02 05:10:20 PM

technofiend: iheartscotch: Ok, this is getting rediculous. Everybody; quit panicking over stupid, little shiat! We went from the greatest generation to gigantic chickens in less than 100 years. We're so deathly afraid of the sky falling that we probably won't notice if the sky is really falling.

The second we succumbed to "think of the children!!" risk-based evaluation it was all over. Some nervous Nellie can always come up with why any activity is a bad idea. Forget the fact they're responsible for their little sprogs, suddenly it's a problem when I want to mainline Cheetos, snort a line of chocolate milk and roll a nice twikie fatty. Wait, are we still in the fat people thread? My low blood sugar is making me confused. You gonna eat that?


Mainlining Cheetos? You don't mess around, do you?
 
2013-09-02 05:12:00 PM
One "hit" of dihydrogen monoxide will make you incurably insane......................................

forever.
 
2013-09-02 05:12:48 PM

iheartscotch: We went from the greatest generation to gigantic chickens in less than 100 years.



It's a good start, but East Korea is still years ahead of us in gigantic chicken research.

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-02 05:14:27 PM
FTA:   Patients who were already in the ER and those on patient care floors throughout the hospital were not affected.

So a guy went through decon -- it happens all the time in major ERs.  I'm confused by the hub and the bub.
 
2013-09-02 05:14:29 PM

FloydA: iheartscotch: We went from the greatest generation to gigantic chickens in less than 100 years.

It's a good start, but East Korea is still years ahead of us in gigantic chicken research.

[i105.photobucket.com image 300x225]


Oh no! that giant chicken is going to peck at the Dear Leader!
 
2013-09-02 05:14:40 PM
It's gwinett county. Benito Mussolini could run it better.

/Marta? It's smarta!
 
2013-09-02 05:15:36 PM
It's not called simple syrup because it's hard to make.
 
2013-09-02 05:16:12 PM

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: It's gwinett county. Benito Mussolini could run it better.

/Marta? It's smarta!


THIS IS MARTA!
 
2013-09-02 05:17:29 PM

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: It's gwinett county. Benito Mussolini could run it better.

/Marta? It's smarta!


i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-02 05:17:29 PM

orangehat: I always loved those online petitions people would sign trying to ban dihydrogen monoxide...it just shows how stupid people really are.


Just wait. In our lifetimes we'll see petitions to ban that highly flammable explosive, Oxygen.
 
2013-09-02 05:17:34 PM
Isn't this shiat usually labeled, somehow?
 
2013-09-02 05:20:15 PM

iheartscotch: AltheaToldMe: iheartscotch: Ok, this is getting rediculous. Everybody; quit panicking over stupid, little shiat! We went from the greatest generation to gigantic chickens in less than 100 years. We're so deathly afraid of the sky falling that we probably won't notice if the sky is really falling.

Your redicule is a source of ridicule.

You said ridicule twice.


Yes...Yes, I did.

notsureifserious.jpg
 
2013-09-02 05:23:29 PM

chaosweaver: Isn't this shiat usually labeled, somehow?


Dextrose and dihydrogen monoxide mixtures are sometimes labeled, but I have seen some, even mixed with acids, in completely unlabeled glass beakers, just left around where anyone could get exposed to it.

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-02 05:25:07 PM

FloydA: iheartscotch: We went from the greatest generation to gigantic chickens in less than 100 years.


It's a good start, but East Korea is still years ahead of us in gigantic chicken research.


Thems some big chickens. I bet Japan Godzilla'd them.
 
2013-09-02 05:26:57 PM

AltheaToldMe: iheartscotch: AltheaToldMe: iheartscotch: Ok, this is getting rediculous. Everybody; quit panicking over stupid, little shiat! We went from the greatest generation to gigantic chickens in less than 100 years. We're so deathly afraid of the sky falling that we probably won't notice if the sky is really falling.

Your redicule is a source of ridicule.

You said ridicule twice.

Yes...Yes, I did.

notsureifserious.jpg


It's a reference to Blazing Saddles.

The joke is; you must like ridicule...
 
2013-09-02 05:33:23 PM
they also didn't mention in the article that the man was getting sweet with some of the nurses.
 
2013-09-02 05:43:31 PM

iheartscotch: AltheaToldMe: iheartscotch: AltheaToldMe: iheartscotch: Ok, this is getting rediculous. Everybody; quit panicking over stupid, little shiat! We went from the greatest generation to gigantic chickens in less than 100 years. We're so deathly afraid of the sky falling that we probably won't notice if the sky is really falling.

Your redicule is a source of ridicule.

You said ridicule twice.

Yes...Yes, I did.

notsureifserious.jpg

It's a reference to Blazing Saddles.

The joke is; you must like ridicule...


Damn.  Have not seen that since I was a kid!  I only remember the fart scenes and "Candygram for Mongo"

Thanks for the reminder!
 
2013-09-02 05:45:03 PM
Sounds like someone wanted to pour some sugar on him in the name of love.
 
2013-09-02 05:51:07 PM
I use Dihydrogen Monoxide in solid form to enhance  C6H12O6.   Don't judge me!
 
2013-09-02 05:52:33 PM
Obscure?

rhetconcepts.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-02 06:00:40 PM
4chanmemeandmotivational.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-02 06:01:03 PM
dihydrogen  monoxide--it can even starve a fire!!!
 
2013-09-02 06:07:41 PM

Creoena: Obscure?

[rhetconcepts.files.wordpress.com image 850x680]


Not obscure

Nothing is obscure.
 
2013-09-02 06:07:49 PM
"One more step and I'll blow ya up! This contains manganese, phosphorus nitrate, lactic acid and dextrose!"


/obscure?
 
2013-09-02 06:14:16 PM

ranev700: "One more step and I'll blow ya up! This contains manganese, phosphorus nitrate, lactic acid and dextrose!"


/obscure?


i105.photobucket.com

Not Obscure

Nothing is obscure.
 
2013-09-02 06:15:09 PM
Gwinnett County, lol. Somebody just burn it already.
 
2013-09-02 06:21:06 PM
So why would you get sugar water delivered and why wouldn't it be labeled?
 
2013-09-02 06:22:32 PM

FloydA: Creoena: Obscure?

[rhetconcepts.files.wordpress.com image 850x680]

Not obscure

Nothing is obscure.


Anyone else disappointed there weren't boobs?
 
2013-09-02 06:25:28 PM

FloydA: chaosweaver: Isn't this shiat usually labeled, somehow?

Dextrose and dihydrogen monoxide mixtures are sometimes labeled, but I have seen some, even mixed with acids, in completely unlabeled glass beakers, just left around where anyone could get exposed to it.

[i105.photobucket.com image 320x240]


Some people mix it with carbon dioxide, an odorless gas that could possibly kill you if inhaled in sufficient quantity.
 
2013-09-02 06:26:49 PM

lordargent: (2R,3S,4R,5R)-2,3,4,5,6-Pentahydroxyhexanal


Huh, huh, huh..... you said 'anal'
 
2013-09-02 06:29:45 PM

berylman: Ok I am trying to piece this together like Columbo: so this guy ordered an IV bag of sugar water and forget about it or received someone else's mail and opens it anyway, tears open the bag not knowing what it was or somehow gets the solution on self during opening process, doesn't read the packaging labels or simply can't read at all, and thinks he has been contaminated with a biological warfare agent and goes to the hospital to be decontaminated.

Verdict: Maximum cognitive impairment


This is why news programs need to reign it in. Who would even want to kill this schmuck? It seems a waste of perfectly good murder germs.
 
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