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(Daily Mail)   Police break up a drug fueled orgy at a Masonic Lodge. In other news, Subby has decided to become a Freemason   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 88
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2013-09-02 02:46:07 PM
Who controls the British crown?
We do, we do!
Who has the best orgy in town?
We do, we do!
 
2013-09-02 03:06:27 PM
Just don't wipe the spunk off your junk with the founding charter.
 
2013-09-02 03:23:38 PM
This is just like my Dan Brown fanfic.
 
2013-09-02 03:26:08 PM
I have this birthmark on my ass that looks just like those Freemason emblems you see on everyone's cars. It's weird.
 
2013-09-02 03:26:17 PM
Secret handshake...

Shocker.jpg
 
2013-09-02 03:26:47 PM
How profane...
 
2013-09-02 03:27:46 PM
FreeMason breakdown. Did they have Amish strippers?
 
2013-09-02 03:28:47 PM

grokca: Just don't wipe the spunk off your junk with the founding charter.


img.geocaching.com

Say what now?
 
2013-09-02 03:32:25 PM
So why are there charges again?
 
2013-09-02 03:33:21 PM
Alright! I'm joining up!

/grandfather was a Mason
 
2013-09-02 03:33:36 PM

mrlewish: So why are there charges again?


They didn't pay their tax to the Illuminati?
 
2013-09-02 03:33:46 PM
OH MY GOD! SOMEBODY IS HAVING NON-MISSIONARY SEX SOMEONE DOOOO SOMETHING!!
 
2013-09-02 03:35:01 PM
FTA: "They also reportedly discovered a couple having sex in the lodge and several men standing around filming the action.
Scroll down for video"

I'm still looking for that video, Daily Fail.
 
2013-09-02 03:36:00 PM
So they were making masonic porn. Nothing wrong with that.

Porn is legal.
 
2013-09-02 03:36:56 PM
oh, sod the abattoir... masonry opens doors!

Fark, Monty Python, Bacon, the holy trinity
 
2013-09-02 03:37:18 PM

Bslim: OH MY GOD! SOMEBODY IS HAVING NON-MISSIONARY SEX SOMEONE DOOOO SOMETHING!!


I don't get it. Unless the curtains were open and kindergarteners were peering inside, who the hell cares what they do?
 
2013-09-02 03:38:20 PM
What are the odds that the police that arrived were members of that Lodge?
 
2013-09-02 03:38:22 PM
/forgot, we need bacon.
 
2013-09-02 03:39:11 PM

bigbobowski: oh, sod the abattoir... masonry opens doors!

Fark, Monty Python, Bacon, the holy trinity


I got a second-hand apron.
 
2013-09-02 03:43:19 PM
The article was a little short on details, but unless the party was open to the public what's the problem? Are private sex parties illegal in Michigan? If so, why?
 
2013-09-02 03:44:59 PM

ReapTheChaos: The article was a little short on details, but unless the party was open to the public what's the problem? Are private sex parties illegal in Michigan? If so, why?


Liquor license violation, probably.  If people are paying for drinks, it's no longer a private party.
 
2013-09-02 03:45:01 PM

mark12A: Alright! I'm joining up!

/grandfather was a Mason


I just picked up my grandfather's Masonic bible yesterday from my mom's.

I better start readin' that thing.  Sounds like there's more knowing and begatting in it than the regular version.
 
2013-09-02 03:49:08 PM

ReapTheChaos: The article was a little short on details, but unless the party was open to the public what's the problem? Are private sex parties illegal in Michigan? If so, why?


No, they are not. You can find 4-5 every weekend in SE MI, if you know where to look.
 
2013-09-02 03:51:54 PM

Rent Party: mark12A: Alright! I'm joining up!

/grandfather was a Mason

I just picked up my grandfather's Masonic bible yesterday from my mom's.

I better start readin' that thing.  Sounds like there's more knowing and begatting in it than the regular version.


**********

Ya, here is the problem though.  It is all 50 year old guys and older.  But, whatever you're into, I am not going to judge.
 
2013-09-02 03:55:52 PM

Iggie: I'm still looking for that video, Daily Fail.


What such a video may look like.

All in all i think Masons are misunderstood, though. Due in no small part to the demonization of them and their rituals by the catholic church. Just a woman dancing would be enough to get them enraged.

I've even considered joining, and a friendly old Mason gave me a pamphlet once. We certainly have the same interests and read the same books. My only concern is modern Masons like Al Gore, who don't really offer the best examples of good works. I've come to believe they may have been subverted at some point.
 
2013-09-02 04:01:36 PM
Drug-fueled?  So, more like Freebase Masons, amiright?

/tip your waitress
 
2013-09-02 04:02:59 PM

TheBlackFlag: Rent Party: mark12A: Alright! I'm joining up!

/grandfather was a Mason

I just picked up my grandfather's Masonic bible yesterday from my mom's.

I better start readin' that thing.  Sounds like there's more knowing and begatting in it than the regular version.

**********

Ya, here is the problem though.  It is all 50 year old guys and older.  But, whatever you're into, I am not going to judge.


I'll fit right in.

/ 45 year old guy.
 
2013-09-02 04:03:37 PM
I've got some of their jars in the basement.
 
2013-09-02 04:07:53 PM

dasc: What are the odds that the police that arrived were members of that Lodge?


Pretty farking high. But the lodge was "rented" out to OTO, which is the order inside the order. The cops are mostly just masons.
 
2013-09-02 04:12:17 PM

Triumph: But the lodge was "rented" out to OTO, which is the order inside the order. The cops are mostly just masons.


Uh, no. Crowley made the O.T.O separate from Masonry, after he stirred up all kinds of trouble within it.

And i don't think many cops are masons these days. Lots of doctors and politicians seem to be, though.
 
2013-09-02 04:13:44 PM

bearded clamorer: I've got some of their jars in the basement.


With pee in them?

/me 2
 
2013-09-02 04:18:05 PM
"You never want to do it without your fez on."
 
2013-09-02 04:19:09 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Bslim: OH MY GOD! SOMEBODY IS HAVING NON-MISSIONARY SEX SOMEONE DOOOO SOMETHING!!

I don't get it. Unless the curtains were open and kindergarteners were peering inside, who the hell cares what they do?


Would you feel the same way if I told you that all of the ladies involved were under the age of 14?

/ kidding; but, it's Freemasonry; so, who knows

// they do claim to be an organization descendent from the Templars
 
2013-09-02 04:20:19 PM
Ya, here is the problem though.  It is all 50 year old guys and older.  But, whatever you're into, I am not going to judge.

It's true that the average age of the Fraternity leans toward retirement age however there are more young men joining now than did in the previous two decades.  The ages of the members pretty well mirrors the ages of the community.  You'll find younger members in cities with younger populations.  You'll find more older members in Lodges near retirement communities.  The cutoff age is 18 so there aren't many teenagers and tweens to bring the average down.  The median age between 18 and 85 would be about 51.  That's just basic math.  Most of the members come to Lodge frequently or almost not at all.  Once you're a member you are not obligated to give more unless you want to.  It's true you may find yourself sitting with men who are much older than you.  These are men who have a sincere interest in making their community a more livable place for all, not just other Masons.  Would it be so bad to have dinner with them once a month?  I had the good fortune to meet a man 50 years older than me before he passed away.  He was one of my brides maids uncles but I never would have met him if I hadn't joined the Fraternity when I did.  He was 101st Airborne during WWII.  Refused to talk about the war his whole life until just before the end.  The stories he told about the memories he didn't want to live with were astonishing.  He told the new young Brothers things he'd never told anyone else, mother, father, children or wife.  We took in his story and have the honor of caring for his memory.    I was never in the military.  Will probably die with no children to miss me.  When my time comes the Brotherhood will be all I have to care for my memory.

And some of those geezers can drink.  We've had some crazy late nights.
 
2013-09-02 04:20:56 PM

J. Frank Parnell: Lots of doctors CEOs and politicians seem to be, though.


FTFM

/i really only know of one doctor, personally
 
2013-09-02 04:22:32 PM
Meh call me when they bust some shriners having sex in them tiny cars.
 
2013-09-02 04:32:43 PM
www.popimage.com
 
2013-09-02 04:33:56 PM
Subby might want to take a good look at the average Freemason and rethink his plan.
 
2013-09-02 04:35:18 PM
"Meh call me when they bust some shriners having sex in them tiny cars."

Jerry Lewis approved?
 
2013-09-02 04:37:52 PM

J. Frank Parnell: Triumph: But the lodge was "rented" out to OTO, which is the order inside the order. The cops are mostly just masons.

Uh, no. Crowley made the O.T.O separate from Masonry, after he stirred up all kinds of trouble within it.

And i don't think many cops are masons these days. Lots of doctors and politicians seem to be, though.


Have a look at this. The police chief being interviewed is a mason (and should have recused himself from the investigation instead of leading it).

And if you think there's no overlap between OTO and the blue lodge, well, you believe Wikipedia too much.
 
2013-09-02 04:44:56 PM

Triumph: And if you think there's no overlap between OTO and the blue lodge, well, you believe Wikipedia too much.


I just said it wasn't one of the lesser orders of Masonry. The O.T.O is independent. I actually didn't notice the O.T.O mentioned in the article at first skim, but that goes a long way towards explaining a drug fueled orgy.

Triumph: Have a look at this. The police chief being interviewed is a mason (and should have recused himself from the investigation instead of leading it).


Point taken and agreed. Although i'm still doubtful most cops are Masons.
 
2013-09-02 04:53:45 PM

J. Frank Parnell: I actually didn't notice the O.T.O mentioned in the article at first skim, but that goes a long way towards explaining a drug fueled orgy.


It wasn't mentioned, I'm just placing a bet.

J. Frank Parnell: Point taken and agreed. Although i'm still doubtful most cops are Masons.


Most cops aren't Masons. I was just commenting on the odds that the ones dispatched to the scene were.
 
2013-09-02 05:01:46 PM

J. Frank Parnell: I just said it wasn't one of the lesser orders of Masonry. The O.T.O is independent.


It's not a lesser order, it's an inner order. It's treated as a black lodge with no official ties, but strong unofficial ties. The inner order of OTO is A∴A∴
 
2013-09-02 05:01:58 PM
TIL "one couple having sex" = "a drug-fueled orgy".
 
2013-09-02 05:16:44 PM

Triumph: It's not a lesser order, it's an inner order. It's treated as a black lodge with no official ties, but strong unofficial ties. The inner order of OTO is A∴A∴


Intriguing.
 
2013-09-02 05:27:04 PM
They also reportedly discovered a couple having sex in the lodge and several men standing around filming the action.
Scroll down for video


Scrolled down... left disappointed.
 
2013-09-02 05:39:57 PM
Two people do not make an orgy.
 
2013-09-02 05:41:55 PM
The undercover agents that busted the 'orgy'
s10.postimg.org
 
2013-09-02 05:46:19 PM

alklloyd: TIL "one couple having sex" = "a drug-fueled orgy".


Uh huh.  Sucks to live in that town.
 
2013-09-02 05:47:34 PM
DNRTFA. However, given that the Freemasons is a strictly male group...I'm guessing no women were involved.

/Maternal grandfather was a Mason
//Giving serious thought to attempting membership
///Big Dan Brown fan
 
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