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(Deadline)   Dakota Johnson has entered the Red Room of Pain   (deadline.com) divider line 39
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2013-09-02 05:22:17 PM
Sons of Anarchy star Charlie Hunnam has officially been set to play Christian Grey in Fifty Shades of Grey

Sons of Sodomy?
 
2013-09-02 05:24:33 PM
I am guessing that this movie will have to be NC-17 to be in any sort worth watching, right?

Because it doesn't have much of a plot otherwise. I mean, if it's PG-13, then what's the point?
 
2013-09-02 05:26:08 PM
Is she a *South* Dakota? I think you know what I mean.
 
2013-09-02 05:26:17 PM

Ishkur: I am guessing that this movie will have to be NC-17 to be in any sort worth watching, right?


Maybe there will be an unrated DVD but the NC-17 rating is the kiss of death for any mainstream film. I don't know anything about the books but they'll do whatever they have to to get an R.
 
2013-09-02 05:35:00 PM
"Is she a *South* Dakota? I think you know what I mean."

A buttzapper?? Who knows?
 
2013-09-02 05:38:37 PM
I always knew that little girl from Taken and War of the Worlds would end up a hooker.
 
2013-09-02 05:38:49 PM

Ishkur: I am guessing that this movie will have to be NC-17 to be in any sort worth watching, right?

Because it doesn't have much of a plot otherwise. I mean, if it's PG-13, then what's the point?


I never understood it (otherwise money), but when the Total Recall remake came out the director flat out said when the dvd is released it will have all the real violent parts put back in and will be rated R.  So, you're just giving us the watered down version in theaters.  What's the point of even going.
 
2013-09-02 05:39:39 PM
I have no doubt that every actor(ess) involved with this movie will do just fine.

That said, Fifty Shades of Grey is undiluted horse piss.
 
2013-09-02 05:44:59 PM

Infernalist: I have no doubt that every actor(ess) involved with this movie will do just fine.

That said, Fifty Shades of Grey is undiluted horse piss.


Yeah, this is one of those roles that, if it's offered to you and you're a struggling actor, you farking take it, and then sit on your enormous piles of money feeling slightly dirty and pretending you never heard of the movie for the rest of your career.
 
2013-09-02 05:53:07 PM
Fifty Shades of Grey: proof that women like their porn dressed up in fluffy nonsense. Can I ride the T reading Penthouse Letters?
 
2013-09-02 05:56:21 PM

DemonEater: Infernalist: I have no doubt that every actor(ess) involved with this movie will do just fine.

That said, Fifty Shades of Grey is undiluted horse piss.

Yeah, this is one of those roles that, if it's offered to you and you're a struggling actor, you farking take it, and then sit on your enormous piles of money feeling slightly dirty and pretending you never heard of the movie for the rest of your career.


I doubt that she needs the money given who her parents are. She probably has some kind of trust fund set up.
 
2013-09-02 06:00:43 PM

lasercannon: DemonEater: Infernalist: I have no doubt that every actor(ess) involved with this movie will do just fine.

That said, Fifty Shades of Grey is undiluted horse piss.

Yeah, this is one of those roles that, if it's offered to you and you're a struggling actor, you farking take it, and then sit on your enormous piles of money feeling slightly dirty and pretending you never heard of the movie for the rest of your career.

I doubt that she needs the money given who her parents are. She probably has some kind of trust fund set up.


Yea,  I don't think Charlie Hunnam is struggling either
 
2013-09-02 06:03:43 PM

lasercannon: DemonEater: Infernalist: I have no doubt that every actor(ess) involved with this movie will do just fine.

That said, Fifty Shades of Grey is undiluted horse piss.

Yeah, this is one of those roles that, if it's offered to you and you're a struggling actor, you farking take it, and then sit on your enormous piles of money feeling slightly dirty and pretending you never heard of the movie for the rest of your career.

I doubt that she needs the money given who her parents are. She probably has some kind of trust fund set up.


Dunno, Melanie leeches off of Antonio, and at one time Don was busted running a load of cash and bonds to another country that did not belong to him.

Though I bet she is a freak like old mom used to be.

www.hotflick.net
 
2013-09-02 06:29:56 PM
Like don Johnson is going to let his daughter be in an nc 17
 
2013-09-02 07:03:32 PM
Have they even said anything yet about the rating or how they intend to handle the films more sexual moments? Seems like the kind of thing the studio would want to stay in front of.
 
2013-09-02 07:21:19 PM
someone post the Captain Picard WTF is this shiat image.  I thought it was going to be the little girl from Harry Potter getting piledriven by the Tru Blood stud that was in Magic Mike.
 
2013-09-02 07:28:52 PM

RoyHobbs22: someone post the Captain Picard WTF is this shiat image.  I thought it was going to be the little girl from Harry Potter getting piledriven by the Tru Blood stud that was in Magic Mike.


Hermione  is a classy huer. She wouldn't do that.
 
2013-09-02 07:31:51 PM

theflatline: Though I bet she is a freak like old mom used to be.

www.hotflick.net


I like to watch.
 
2013-09-02 07:38:58 PM

Bslim: Is she a *South* Dakota? I think you know what I mean.


I would Rushmore up her Wind Cave.
I would stick my Deadwood in her Sturgis.
I would go Rapid City in her Badlands.

...If you know what I mean. And I think you do.

/I would also place my penis in her vagina.
 
2013-09-02 07:50:56 PM

derpy: theflatline: Though I bet she is a freak like old mom used to be.

www.hotflick.net

I like to watch.

.. women get a hole drilled through them by an Indian with third degree burns. Or something like that. I'm still not quite sure.
 
2013-09-02 08:05:08 PM
Also, I think that's Bill Maher as the male lead.
 
2013-09-02 08:10:04 PM
I'll take her to pie land, tell her "I'm a thigh man."
 
2013-09-02 08:16:26 PM

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Bslim: Is she a *South* Dakota? I think you know what I mean.

I would Rushmore up her Wind Cave.
I would stick my Deadwood in her Sturgis.
I would go Rapid City in her Badlands.

...If you know what I mean. And I think you do.

/I would also place my penis in her vagina.


Just "place" it?  I'd do a heck of a lot more than 'place' it.

/North *and* South
//The South's gonna rise again
///and again
 
2013-09-02 09:49:10 PM
The Red Room of Pain?

www.lazylaces.com
 
2013-09-02 10:16:12 PM

flux: The Red Room of Pain?

[www.lazylaces.com image 350x262]


Oh, that would make 50 Shades so much better.
 
2013-09-02 10:18:22 PM
I thought this said Dakota Fanning. I don't know if it makes me a bad person I wasn't as interested when I figured out my mistake.
 
2013-09-02 10:19:41 PM
pixelsordeath.com
This Red Room?
 
2013-09-02 10:26:27 PM

ThatDarkFellow: I thought this said Dakota Fanning. I don't know if it makes me a bad person I wasn't as interested when I figured out my mistake.


Eh, she's legal.
 
2013-09-02 11:44:01 PM
This Red Room?

d2nh4f9cbhlobh.cloudfront.net
 
2013-09-03 12:09:11 AM

Mugato: Ishkur: I am guessing that this movie will have to be NC-17 to be in any sort worth watching, right?

Maybe there will be an unrated DVD but the NC-17 rating is the kiss of death for any mainstream film. I don't know anything about the books but they'll do whatever they have to to get an R.


Why would it be so bad to have an NC-17 rating, considering this series is so well known?
 
2013-09-03 12:15:00 AM

coco ebert: Mugato: Ishkur: I am guessing that this movie will have to be NC-17 to be in any sort worth watching, right?

Maybe there will be an unrated DVD but the NC-17 rating is the kiss of death for any mainstream film. I don't know anything about the books but they'll do whatever they have to to get an R.

Why would it be so bad to have an NC-17 rating, considering this series is so well known?


For one thing, some major theater chains like AMC won't run NC-17 films at all, with few exceptions. And the rating just has a stigma attached to it, it might as well be an X to a lot of people. They can get away with a lot in an R rating and whatever it is that they have to cut could end up on the DVD. I don't think we'll ever see an NC-17 major release until a lot of things change, if ever.
 
2013-09-03 12:19:23 AM
This is one Seattle-centric movie I hope gets filmed in Vancouver.  Gah.
 
2013-09-03 12:36:09 AM
There's no way this will be a good movie.
 
2013-09-03 05:02:35 AM

flux: The Red Room of Pain?

[www.lazylaces.com image 350x262]


That's actually what I thought the link was referencing.

Now I'm pissed Fark got me to click a link to that crap.
 
2013-09-03 07:57:28 AM

Mugato: Maybe there will be an unrated DVD but the NC-17 rating is the kiss of death for any mainstream film. I don't know anything about the books but they'll do whatever they have to to get an R.


Not for a movie like this it isn't. You have to understand the cultural impact those books had. It's like The Beatles, except instead of 60's mod teens, it's women aged 20-55. It could be a hard XXX and theatres would still be packed. The raunchier it is, the more money it'll make.
 
2013-09-03 07:58:39 AM
I've only seen her in comedic roles (like Ben & Kate), so I'm wondering (hoping, actually) that it'll be a parody of sorts.
 
2013-09-03 08:55:49 AM
Best line from another site.  At least they didn't get Ben Affleck.
 
2013-09-03 04:23:20 PM
So this is now the second movie being made that started as some GD fan-fic.

If I recall, The Mortal Instruments started as Harry Potter fanfic crap and this was some woman, with even less talent than Stephanie Meyer, writing Twilight fanfic.  I thought Meyer was a hack but James' books make Meyer looking farking Hemmingway by comparison.

Mark my words, one day soon we are going to have a My Little Pony movie written by some 45 year basement dwelling 'brony' based on his fanfic that is going make children cry.

And the sad part, this 50 Shades of Grey will make a buttload of money in the theater.
 
2013-09-03 04:49:37 PM
I am not really into the whole S&M thing, but I could not see watching this as an R-rated movie having been told about the book. I think they would have to hint at too much to make the r-rating which would take away from the movie far too much.
 
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