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(Sun Sentinel)   Things you go see your psychic for: winning lotto numbers, communicating with the dead, determining job prospects, securing your dead husband's sperm, finding out if your crush likes you--wait, what?   ( divider line
    More: Florida, after-death communication, Plaza Hotel, british tabloid  
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2013-09-02 02:46:14 PM  
I have some sperm that she can use.
2013-09-02 02:46:42 PM  
Things you go see your psychic for:

Lupus? Is it lupus?
2013-09-02 02:48:48 PM  
This woman has crystal balls.
2013-09-02 02:53:58 PM  
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2013-09-02 02:56:59 PM  
The psyco, excuse me, psychic; seems to have found a pretty gullible mark. Not only did she have this lady convinced that the psychic could get dead people sperm; she convinced her mark to give her thousands of dollars, in cash. She must have really liked her hubby, I guess.
2013-09-02 03:21:56 PM  
I would vote not guilty if I was on the jury. That lady is too stupid to deserve the money that she didn't farking earn in the first place.
2013-09-02 03:46:26 PM  

umad: IThat lady is too stupid to deserve the money that she didn't farking earn in the first place.


P.S. - poster, "wait, what" has been done to death.
2013-09-02 04:43:58 PM  
This gives the term "crack open a cold one" a whole different meaning.

/I guess she could try it with a six foot long drill bit and a strong vacuum cleaner.
//But she would have CHUD babies
2013-09-02 07:40:03 PM  
This just in! Psychics are frauds!
2013-09-02 08:17:06 PM  
Wait...wait...I'm getting a vision now...
It's a woman...a very stupid woman...
2013-09-02 11:09:49 PM  
"You'd make a dead man cuu-uuum..."
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