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(Huffington Post)   Jennifer Aniston: "They call me crazy. But I can still hear the 'Friends' theme song in my nightmares. And one day, I will snap, and their love lives will be D.O.A." CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 86
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2013-09-02 02:53:50 PM
...something...something...Aniston...something...

lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-09-02 02:55:55 PM
Deleted scene at the end of We're the Millers had her crying.
 
2013-09-02 02:56:19 PM
Waaaa my nightmare that made me rich.

/world's smallest violin
 
2013-09-02 02:58:14 PM
Except for the video they all shot for that song (19 years ago), why would she ever have to hear it at all?
 
2013-09-02 03:01:32 PM
Wow, that's an amazingly average body she has there.  That makes me a sad panda for some strange reason.
 
2013-09-02 03:03:02 PM

Mugato: Except for the video they all shot for that song (19 years ago), why would she ever have to hear it at all?


News flash: when a show or movie becomes a pop culture icon, its stars tend to have to relive it for the rest of their careers.
 
2013-09-02 03:03:07 PM

Infernalist: Wow, that's an amazingly average body she has there.  That makes me a sad panda for some strange reason.


When 46 years old you are, look this good you will not.
 
2013-09-02 03:05:36 PM
Hahaha, maybe one of these days the biatch will learn how to keep a man.
 
2013-09-02 03:17:11 PM

Zombie DJ: Deleted scene at the end of We're the Millers had her crying.


Came for this. I wish they made it work in somehow.
 
2013-09-02 03:19:51 PM

Infernalist: Wow, that's an amazingly average body she has there.  That makes me a sad panda for some strange reason.


Uh, that's not average for 44.
 
2013-09-02 03:20:34 PM

FrancoFile: Infernalist: Wow, that's an amazingly average body she has there.  That makes me a sad panda for some strange reason.

When 46 years old you are, look this good you will not.


Eeep, 46?

When will we decide to come out with AGE breakers that work in humans???
 
2013-09-02 03:21:33 PM

Infernalist: Wow, that's an amazingly average body she has there.  That makes me a sad panda for some strange reason.


Yeah totally! Let see a pic of your girlfriend so we can see what a real got body looks like!
 
2013-09-02 03:26:14 PM

spacemanjones: Infernalist: Wow, that's an amazingly average body she has there.  That makes me a sad panda for some strange reason.

Yeah totally! Let see a pic of your girlfriend so we can see what a real got body looks like!


She aint gonna sleep with you, sport.
 
2013-09-02 03:27:02 PM

spacemanjones: Infernalist: Wow, that's an amazingly average body she has there.  That makes me a sad panda for some strange reason.

Yeah totally! Let see a pic of your girlfriend so we can see what a real got body looks like!


What does that mean? Only people with hot girlfriends can have opinions?
 
2013-09-02 03:27:44 PM
Quantum Apostrophe * * Smartest * Funniest 2013-09-02 03:19:51 PM Infernalist: Wow, that's an amazingly average body she has there. That makes me a sad panda for some strange reason. Uh, that's not average for 44.
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Average? Average? That's well above average even for a 25 year old.

I'm totally jealous.
 
2013-09-02 03:27:46 PM

Infernalist: Wow, that's an amazingly average body she has there.  That makes me a sad panda for some strange reason.




I really, really, really wish many more women her age had such average bodies. You could be with a woman who is reasonably intelligent and mentally stable, and then pretend you had a college girl in the sack. What a world that would be.
 
2013-09-02 03:40:33 PM
Holy crap, did I stir up a hornet's nest without even trying...
 
2013-09-02 03:47:55 PM

Infernalist: Holy crap, did I stir up a hornet's nest without even trying...




Well of course. There are many Farkers in their forties who lie awake at night wishing they could be with a woman who has a body that nice. By far, most women who look that good are going to be much too young for a guy that (my) age (unless you're George Clooney). Women like her and Salma Hayek are such outliers that they are almost freaks.
 
2013-09-02 03:49:49 PM
She'll never sleep with me either, but I'd pay $1.73, and throw in 2 filled S&H green stamp catalogs to see her do some interracial porn.
 
2013-09-02 03:53:41 PM
some interracial porn.

with Tina Turner??
 
2013-09-02 04:11:24 PM
Repo Man:

I really, really, really wish many more women her age had such average bodies. You could be with a woman who is reasonably intelligent and mentally stable, and then pretend you had a college girl in the sack. What a world that would be.

Given her hotness level I'm gonna guess her relationship history indicates mental stability isn't part of the package.

/yes I would kill every single one of you for the chance to have even the least sexual experience with her crazy and all, that wasn't my point.
 
2013-09-02 04:15:08 PM

Infernalist: Wow, that's an amazingly average body she has there.  That makes me a sad panda for some strange reason.


In what dimension is that an average woman's body?

Would you like me to post pics of an average woman's body? No. No you would not.
 
2013-09-02 04:33:25 PM

Repo Man: Infernalist: Holy crap, did I stir up a hornet's nest without even trying...

Well of course. There are many Farkers in their forties who lie awake at night wishing they could be with a woman who has a body that nice. By far, most women who look that good are going to be much too young for a guy that (my) age (unless you're George Clooney). Women like her and Salma Hayek are such outliers that they are almost freaks.


40s is the new 30, and plenty of women with bodies like that are there for the having if you are not totally gross and can hold a conversation without looking at their tits the entire time. Even at the ripe old age of 43 I still get the odd woman in her 20s trying to chat me up, which I always decline, because I am married(wife is 28) and I am no George Clooney.

I lie awake at night looking at a body nicer than that.
 
2013-09-02 04:43:11 PM
Okay, I think poor Infernalist has had enough, call off the hounds. I'd say that's a fairly average body for someone with unlimited time and resources to dedicate to working on it. Being barren doesn't hurt (oh, sorry Jen).
 
2013-09-02 04:44:45 PM
I'd go on a break with her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-09-02 04:59:34 PM
Fark you subby! Fark you, and your farking earworm generator!
 
2013-09-02 05:00:48 PM

theflatline: Repo Man: Infernalist: Holy crap, did I stir up a hornet's nest without even trying...

Well of course. There are many Farkers in their forties who lie awake at night wishing they could be with a woman who has a body that nice. By far, most women who look that good are going to be much too young for a guy that (my) age (unless you're George Clooney). Women like her and Salma Hayek are such outliers that they are almost freaks.

40s is the new 30, and plenty of women with bodies like that are there for the having if you are not totally gross and can hold a conversation without looking at their tits the entire time. Even at the ripe old age of 43 I still get the odd woman in her 20s trying to chat me up, which I always decline, because I am married(wife is 28) and I am no George Clooney.

I lie awake at night looking at a body nicer than that.




My anecdotal experience does not match your anecdotal experience.
 
2013-09-02 05:00:50 PM

Mugato: Except for the video they all shot for that song (19 years ago), why would she ever have to hear it at all?


Better question:  are tabloids so devoid of hunting down anything new that they go back to someone who was really popular in the '90s and now is pretty much rom-com material?  Good for her for keeping in shape, but honestly....who cares?
 
2013-09-02 05:14:27 PM
Loved that show, hate that song
 
2013-09-02 05:18:24 PM

jaytkay: ...something...something...Aniston...something...

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 427x640]


For some reason I thought her boobs were bigger NTTAWWT,
 
2013-09-02 05:19:37 PM

Guntram Shatterhand: Mugato: Except for the video they all shot for that song (19 years ago), why would she ever have to hear it at all?

Better question:  are tabloids so devoid of hunting down anything new that they go back to someone who was really popular in the '90s and now is pretty much rom-com material?  Good for her for keeping in shape, but honestly....who cares?


I care!

. . .  About the possibility of her SingTFU someday!

/and she's average looking at best
//in addition to being incredibly annoying
 
2013-09-02 05:28:19 PM
Y'all are crazy.  I'd bang that like Neil Peart during a drum solo.
 
2013-09-02 05:37:21 PM

Tannhauser: Y'all are crazy.  I'd bang that like Neil Peart during a drum solo.


I wouldn't bang Neil Peart, not even during a drum solo.
 
2013-09-02 05:55:19 PM

theflatline: Repo Man: Infernalist: Holy crap, did I stir up a hornet's nest without even trying...

Well of course. There are many Farkers in their forties who lie awake at night wishing they could be with a woman who has a body that nice. By far, most women who look that good are going to be much too young for a guy that (my) age (unless you're George Clooney). Women like her and Salma Hayek are such outliers that they are almost freaks.

40s is the new 30, and plenty of women with bodies like that are there for the having if you are not totally gross and can hold a conversation without looking at their tits the entire time. Even at the ripe old age of 43 I still get the odd woman in her 20s trying to chat me up, which I always decline, because I am married(wife is 28) and I am no George Clooney.

I lie awake at night looking at a body nicer than that.


You do this every chance you get, and it's getting old.  Your amazingly average and plain Colombian wife and her friends are not hotter than Sofia Vergara, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, et. al. In fact, and you should know this, the darker skinned people in Latin countries are looked downed upon by society in general and considered less attractive.

Your chick is NOT hot. She is average, which is too good for you and you realize it.
 
2013-09-02 05:55:35 PM

MayoSlather: Tannhauser: Y'all are crazy.  I'd bang that like Neil Peart during a drum solo.

I wouldn't bang Neil Peart, not even during a drum solo.


You CAN'T bang Neil Peart. He stands alone.
 
2013-09-02 06:11:58 PM

Infernalist: Wow, that's an amazingly average body she has there.  That makes me a sad panda for some strange reason.


What is she missing, a tail? WTF? She's in her mid-40's, look at that pooter, you could crack Brazil nuts on that thing.

cdn.wwtdd.com
 
2013-09-02 06:18:36 PM
Is subby saying that Jennifer Aniston has the CLAP?
 
2013-09-02 06:19:17 PM
she's hot. but she's also crazy.
 
2013-09-02 06:19:34 PM

Apik0r0s: Infernalist: Wow, that's an amazingly average body she has there.  That makes me a sad panda for some strange reason.

What is she missing, a tail? WTF? She's in her mid-40's, look at that pooter, you could crack Brazil nuts on that thing.

[cdn.wwtdd.com image 450x599]


Check his profile and you will see what he considers to be HOT. Dude is a monkey-faced, delusional spaz.
 
2013-09-02 06:19:49 PM

Repo Man: Infernalist: Holy crap, did I stir up a hornet's nest without even trying...



Well of course. There are many Farkers in their forties who lie awake at night wishing they could be with a woman who has a body that nice. By far, most women who look that good are going to be much too young for a guy that (my) age (unless you're George Clooney). Women like her and Salma Hayek are such outliers that they are almost freaks.


One of these is not like the other.
 
2013-09-02 06:29:36 PM

Digitalstrange: Repo Man:

I really, really, really wish many more women her age had such average bodies. You could be with a woman who is reasonably intelligent and mentally stable, and then pretend you had a college girl in the sack. What a world that would be.

Given her hotness level I'm gonna guess her relationship history indicates mental stability isn't part of the package.

/yes I would kill every single one of you for the chance to have even the least sexual experience with her crazy and all, that wasn't my point.




It's all speculation, but I'll say whatever she's like, she's probably more level headed now than she was when she was in her twenties.
 
2013-09-02 06:41:38 PM
meganjoy.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-02 06:50:21 PM

MayoSlather: Tannhauser: Y'all are crazy.  I'd bang that like Neil Peart during a drum solo.

I wouldn't bang Neil Peart, not even during a drum solo.


I wouldn't either, but somebody should. Because then people would be all, "Holy crap. Neil Pearl just got banged during that drum solo!"
 
2013-09-02 07:13:32 PM

mephisto6: MayoSlather: Tannhauser: Y'all are crazy.  I'd bang that like Neil Peart during a drum solo.

I wouldn't bang Neil Peart, not even during a drum solo.

I wouldn't either, but somebody should. Because then people would be all, "Holy crap. Neil Pearl just got banged during that drum solo!"


Neil Peart stands alone
 
2013-09-02 07:27:15 PM

majestic: theflatline: Repo Man: Infernalist: Holy crap, did I stir up a hornet's nest without even trying...

Well of course. There are many Farkers in their forties who lie awake at night wishing they could be with a woman who has a body that nice. By far, most women who look that good are going to be much too young for a guy that (my) age (unless you're George Clooney). Women like her and Salma Hayek are such outliers that they are almost freaks.

40s is the new 30, and plenty of women with bodies like that are there for the having if you are not totally gross and can hold a conversation without looking at their tits the entire time. Even at the ripe old age of 43 I still get the odd woman in her 20s trying to chat me up, which I always decline, because I am married(wife is 28) and I am no George Clooney.

I lie awake at night looking at a body nicer than that.

You do this every chance you get, and it's getting old.  Your amazingly average and plain Colombian wife and her friends are not hotter than Sofia Vergara, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, et. al. In fact, and you should know this, the darker skinned people in Latin countries are looked downed upon by society in general and considered less attractive.

Your chick is NOT hot. She is average, which is too good for you and you realize it.




His significant other appears to be very attractive. The fact that he probably loves her makes her even more attractive to him.
 
2013-09-02 07:45:12 PM

theflatline: Repo Man: Infernalist: Holy crap, did I stir up a hornet's nest without even trying...

Well of course. There are many Farkers in their forties who lie awake at night wishing they could be with a woman who has a body that nice. By far, most women who look that good are going to be much too young for a guy that (my) age (unless you're George Clooney). Women like her and Salma Hayek are such outliers that they are almost freaks.

40s is the new 30, and plenty of women with bodies like that are there for the having if you are not totally gross and can hold a conversation without looking at their tits the entire time. Even at the ripe old age of 43 I still get the odd woman in her 20s trying to chat me up, which I always decline, because I am married(wife is 28) and I am no George Clooney.

I lie awake at night looking at a body nicer than that.

 
2013-09-02 07:46:07 PM

theflatline: Repo Man: Infernalist: Holy crap, did I stir up a hornet's nest without even trying...

Well of course. There are many Farkers in their forties who lie awake at night wishing they could be with a woman who has a body that nice. By far, most women who look that good are going to be much too young for a guy that (my) age (unless you're George Clooney). Women like her and Salma Hayek are such outliers that they are almost freaks.

40s is the new 30, and plenty of women with bodies like that are there for the having if you are not totally gross and can hold a conversation without looking at their tits the entire time. Even at the ripe old age of 43 I still get the odd woman in her 20s trying to chat me up, which I always decline, because I am married(wife is 28) and I am no George Clooney.

I lie awake at night looking at a body nicer than that.



Post a pic or be considered a huge liar by everyone here.
 
2013-09-02 08:14:41 PM
Ms Aniston has been a favorite of mine for a long time, but anymore she's a major cocktease. With each movie she does, the pre-release hub bub is all about her "stripping down" or however they phrase it, then when it comes time for the payoff, she blueballs you every time.

Either show it or stow it, Jenny!
 
2013-09-02 08:18:16 PM

Infernalist: Wow, that's an amazingly average body she has there.  That makes me a sad panda for some strange reason.


Who cares?  She's an actor, not a stripper, as long as you can tell her from other female actors in the same production she's distinctive enough.
 
2013-09-02 08:45:05 PM
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Dear Ms. Aniston,

At least you don't have to go to Friends conventions and answer questions about stupid minutiae from your show asked by greasy basement dwellers.

Boo farking hoo,

The cast of Star Trek
 
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