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(NPR)   Because there is no Jenny McCarthy in Israel, the country is re-vaccinating a million children in order to prevent the possibility of a polio outbreak   (npr.org) divider line 168
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2013-09-02 04:52:45 PM
How about we send her over there? Free of charge
 
2013-09-02 05:04:07 PM
There may be no Jenny McCarthy, but there is a Gal Gadot:

img004.lazygirls.info

Looks like Israel got the better of the deal.
 
2013-09-02 05:06:53 PM
Marcio
 
2013-09-02 06:19:44 PM

serial_crusher: Marcio


Every f***ing time.
 
2013-09-02 06:32:12 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: There may be no Jenny McCarthy, but there is a Gal Gadot:

[img004.lazygirls.info image 640x272]

Looks like Israel got the better of the deal.


I've been waiting for something all my life but I never knew what.  Now I know.  I've been waiting for Gadot.

/I am so sorry.
 
2013-09-02 06:32:17 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: There may be no Jenny McCarthy, but there is a Gal Gadot:

[img004.lazygirls.info image 640x272]

Looks like Israel got the better of the deal.


Ye gads that's a sickly-looking corpse. I'll take Pippi Longstocking at the bar there.
 
2013-09-02 06:33:25 PM

Peter von Nostrand: How about we send her over there? Free of charge


Can we just drop her off from 15,000 feet?
 
2013-09-02 06:34:56 PM
Uh huh. I totally believe it's not secretly a smallpox vax in prep for WW3 which is about to start when the US and Russia start tussling in Syria.
 
2013-09-02 06:35:13 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Adolf Oliver Nipples: There may be no Jenny McCarthy, but there is a Gal Gadot:

[img004.lazygirls.info image 640x272]

Looks like Israel got the better of the deal.

Ye gads that's a sickly-looking corpse. I'll take Pippi Longstocking at the bar there.


That tall drink of water next to her ain't too bad.

/I like 'em tall
 
2013-09-02 06:36:37 PM
Just for you, subby.
 
2013-09-02 06:37:01 PM
Is this being funded by the US too?
 
2013-09-02 06:38:16 PM
FTFA: Health workers detected the virus in southern Israel in February. Since then, they've found it in 85 different sewage samples across the country, the said Wednesday.

I read that part and my first thought was "deliberate infection attempt." I'd like to be wrong about that.
 
2013-09-02 06:38:39 PM

doglover: Uh huh. I totally believe it's not secretly a smallpox vax in prep for WW3 which is about to start when the US and Russia start tussling in Syria.


This might have been my first line of thought on reading the headline.

Not so much the WWIII, but if a proxy war breaks out. . .
 
2013-09-02 06:40:26 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Adolf Oliver Nipples: There may be no Jenny McCarthy, but there is a Gal Gadot:

[img004.lazygirls.info image 640x272]

Looks like Israel got the better of the deal.

Ye gads that's a sickly-looking corpse. I'll take Pippi Longstocking at the bar there.


There's a studman69 in every crowd.
 
2013-09-02 06:41:48 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Quantum Apostrophe: Adolf Oliver Nipples: There may be no Jenny McCarthy, but there is a Gal Gadot:

[img004.lazygirls.info image 640x272]

Looks like Israel got the better of the deal.

Ye gads that's a sickly-looking corpse. I'll take Pippi Longstocking at the bar there.

There's a studman69 in every crowd.


But only for 26 minutes.
 
2013-09-02 06:42:34 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Adolf Oliver Nipples: There may be no Jenny McCarthy, but there is a Gal Gadot:

[img004.lazygirls.info image 640x272]

Looks like Israel got the better of the deal.

Ye gads that's a sickly-looking corpse. I'll take Pippi Longstocking at the bar there.


www.barnorama.com

If she looks sick, I want to catch it...
 
2013-09-02 06:43:17 PM
But won't someone think of the derpy children?!?!
 
2013-09-02 06:43:38 PM
Polio exists only in a few countries, and they are actively vaccinating against it. The goal is zero cases in 2015. It's exciting.
 
2013-09-02 06:50:51 PM

Triumph: Just for you, subby.


"Although two pharmaceutical companies, Merck and Parke-Davis, immediately recalled their polio vaccine, the NIH did not follow suit. "

So mistakes were made, some companies acted correctly, the government did what it thought was best, rather than start a panic.

In the history of the universe, there has NEVER been perfection. ever.
And yet people use this kind of crack to justify never doing anything.

FARK EM
Give their crotch spawn to darwin.
 
2013-09-02 06:51:01 PM
Just to let everyone know, the modern polio vaccine is a killed virus.  Many anti-vax people go ahead and get the polio vaccine, because it is low risk, and polio is a lot more serious than measles.
 
2013-09-02 06:52:40 PM
I hope someone will be watching the autism rates after these vaccines so that it can be added to the mountain of evidence showing that there is no link between them.

But then God him/her/itself could come down and tell these people vaccines aren't the cause and they still wouldn't believe it.
 
2013-09-02 06:54:55 PM

Good Behavior Day: Polio exists only in a few countries, and they are actively vaccinating against it. The goal is zero cases in 2015. It's exciting.


But I read somewhere on the Internet that the polio vaccine *causes* polio! They're falling for the disinformation of the medical/industrial complex!

Or something
 
2013-09-02 06:55:47 PM

Boo_Guy: I hope someone will be watching the autism rates after these vaccines so that it can be added to the mountain of evidence showing that there is no link between them.

But then God him/her/itself could come down and tell these people vaccines aren't the cause and they still wouldn't believe it.


Why?

People who don't understand science aren't going to care if you have one example or one trillion.
 
2013-09-02 06:56:01 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Ye gads that's a sickly-looking corpse. I'll take Pippi Longstocking at the bar there.


Thisity this this.

mongbiohazard: Quantum Apostrophe: Adolf Oliver Nipples: There may be no Jenny McCarthy, but there is a Gal Gadot:

[img004.lazygirls.info image 640x272]

Looks like Israel got the better of the deal.

Ye gads that's a sickly-looking corpse. I'll take Pippi Longstocking at the bar there.

[www.barnorama.com image 570x869]

If she looks sick, I want to catch it...


She looks good when she eats a sammidge now and again.
 
2013-09-02 06:57:43 PM
I so want to start a website stating that vaccines are only for the elite.  The reason for the recent vaccine shortages and all the anti vaccine press and websites is the government wants to only vaccinate the preferred groups.

If you believe vaccines are killing your child, or giving your child autism, or secretly injecting your child with poisons, that's good because the elite group wants the vaccines all for themselves.  Go read the anti vaccine literature over there and don't pay attention to what the we are doing over here.  The elite childrens' lives are more important than your child's.

I'd give it 3 days before someone was angrily proclaiming no one can tell her what to do and she demands those vaccines be given to her kids.  And it would grow from there...
 
2013-09-02 06:59:59 PM
My father had polio as early teenager.  He had to relearn how to walk, how to write..almost everything.  His family pretty much shunned him after that, and treated him like dirt. (he was the 'family cripple')

His coordination on the right side of his body was never good.  When he got tired, he had a pronounced limp, and when he typed, he could only use one finger on his right hand.

I'll throw a huge party, drinks provided, the moment it's announced that polio is eradicated.
 
2013-09-02 07:00:51 PM
Can we trade Jenny McCarthy for getting back Ofra Haza?  :(
 
2013-09-02 07:01:35 PM

Good Behavior Day: Polio exists only in a few countries, and they are actively vaccinating against it. The goal is zero cases in 2015. It's exciting.


THIS
what other majors have we stomped out?
small pox, polio and ??

what's next? malaria would be nice

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eradication_of_infectious_diseases

just amazing when you look at the numbers
thank science
 
2013-09-02 07:02:31 PM

PainfulItching: Peter von Nostrand: How about we send her over there? Free of charge

Can we just drop her off from 15,000 feet?


Such a deal! Free flying lessons!
 
2013-09-02 07:02:50 PM

Low Budget Dave: Just to let everyone know, the modern polio vaccine is a killed virus.  Many anti-vax people go ahead and get the polio vaccine, because it is low risk, and polio is a lot more serious than measles.


Just to show I actually read the article:

     "To ensure the entire community is protected against polio, Israel has started using the oral     vaccine, instead of the injectable one. The oral vaccine contains a weakened, live form of the poliovirus, which can spread through the environment and help immunize kids that don't get vaccinated."

Now I'm wondering if risking a case or 1000 from the live vaccine is better than using the killed form at gunpoint. Try this: "Your kid gets the shot or you get a bullet and then your kid gets the shot."  (But of course they won't do that: those Zionists are such wusses these days.)
 
2013-09-02 07:04:25 PM

Low Budget Dave: Just to let everyone know, the modern polio vaccine is a killed virus.  Many anti-vax people go ahead and get the polio vaccine, because it is low risk, and polio is a lot more serious than measles.


1) so they are hypocrites? shocking.
2) the article stated that Israel is using the weakened-live vaccine, esp because it spreads in the wild and vaccinates people who didnt get the vaccine in the first place
 
2013-09-02 07:04:34 PM

Decados: My father had polio as early teenager.  He had to relearn how to walk, how to write..almost everything.  His family pretty much shunned him after that, and treated him like dirt. (he was the 'family cripple')

His coordination on the right side of his body was never good.  When he got tired, he had a pronounced limp, and when he typed, he could only use one finger on his right hand.

I'll throw a huge party, drinks provided, the moment it's announced that polio is eradicated.


I have an uncle that is living with the effects of it. Born in post WWII London. Polio had a run from time to time there. He would hold my coat if I wanted to take a swing at an anti-vaxxer.
 
2013-09-02 07:05:05 PM

doglover: Boo_Guy: I hope someone will be watching the autism rates after these vaccines so that it can be added to the mountain of evidence showing that there is no link between them.

But then God him/her/itself could come down and tell these people vaccines aren't the cause and they still wouldn't believe it.

Why?

People who don't understand science aren't going to care if you have one example or one trillion.


I'm thinking we could beat them over the head with all the evidence until they understand or die,  whichever comes first.

/works out either way
 
2013-09-02 07:05:56 PM

PainfulItching: Quantum Apostrophe: Adolf Oliver Nipples: There may be no Jenny McCarthy, but there is a Gal Gadot:

[img004.lazygirls.info image 640x272]

Looks like Israel got the better of the deal.

Ye gads that's a sickly-looking corpse. I'll take Pippi Longstocking at the bar there.

That tall drink of water next to her ain't too bad.

/I like 'em tall


Whynotboth.jpg
 
2013-09-02 07:07:32 PM
Wall people off into a ghetto and deny them modern medicine and you're surprised?
 
2013-09-02 07:07:42 PM

PainfulItching: I have an uncle that is living with the effects of it. Born in post WWII London. Polio had a run from time to time there. He would hold my coat if I wanted to take a swing at an anti-vaxxer.


Grandfather here; he'd have a hard time holding the coat today, but he'd certainly try.
 
2013-09-02 07:07:43 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Quantum Apostrophe: Ye gads that's a sickly-looking corpse. I'll take Pippi Longstocking at the bar there.

Thisity this this.

mongbiohazard: Quantum Apostrophe: Adolf Oliver Nipples: There may be no Jenny McCarthy, but there is a Gal Gadot:

[img004.lazygirls.info image 640x272]

Looks like Israel got the better of the deal.

Ye gads that's a sickly-looking corpse. I'll take Pippi Longstocking at the bar there.

[www.barnorama.com image 570x869]

If she looks sick, I want to catch it...

She looks good when she eats a sammidge now and again.


Maybe there's an operation where they can put back her hips.  Though why she had them removed in the first place is beyond me.
 
2013-09-02 07:11:13 PM

whitman00: I'd give it 3 days before someone was angrily proclaiming no one can tell her what to do and she demands those vaccines be given to her kids.  And it would grow from there...


I like the cut of your jib, sparky.  Next we can imply it's a well known secret diet and exercise causes weight loss, and spending less than you make results in wealth accretion.  They'll never know what hit them.
 
2013-09-02 07:11:44 PM
Oh, Lord! Save Ireland!

I'm pretty sure they are nearly over run with Jennie McCarthys. They're probably dying in vast numbers of the potato blight even as I type this.
 
2013-09-02 07:13:24 PM

PainfulItching: He would hold my coat if I wanted to take a swing at an anti-vaxxer.


Would you punch John Madden because he refused to fly on planes, too? If you, yourself are vaccinated, how does the unvaccinated guy threaten you?
 
2013-09-02 07:14:07 PM

JasonOfOrillia: Adolf Oliver Nipples: There may be no Jenny McCarthy, but there is a Gal Gadot:

[img004.lazygirls.info image 640x272]

Looks like Israel got the better of the deal.

I've been waiting for something all my life but I never knew what.  Now I know.  I've been waiting for Gadot.

/I am so sorry.


Don't apologize, that was beautiful.
 
2013-09-02 07:15:09 PM

Triumph: PainfulItching: He would hold my coat if I wanted to take a swing at an anti-vaxxer.

Would you punch John Madden because he refused to fly on planes, too? If you, yourself are vaccinated, how does the unvaccinated guy threaten you?


You're trolling, right?

Go Google "herd immunity," you uninformed moran.
 
2013-09-02 07:17:41 PM
Health care isn't a priority in the U.S..
 
2013-09-02 07:18:17 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Quantum Apostrophe: Adolf Oliver Nipples: There may be no Jenny McCarthy, but there is a Gal Gadot:

[img004.lazygirls.info image 640x272]

Looks like Israel got the better of the deal.

Ye gads that's a sickly-looking corpse. I'll take Pippi Longstocking at the bar there.

There's a studman69 in every crowd.


Nah, I agree with him.
 
2013-09-02 07:19:36 PM

JasonOfOrillia: Adolf Oliver Nipples: There may be no Jenny McCarthy, but there is a Gal Gadot:

[img004.lazygirls.info image 640x272]

Looks like Israel got the better of the deal.

I've been waiting for something all my life but I never knew what.  Now I know.  I've been waiting for Gadot.

/I am so sorry.


quaquaquaqua?
 
2013-09-02 07:21:09 PM

brimed03: PainfulItching: Quantum Apostrophe: Adolf Oliver Nipples: There may be no Jenny McCarthy, but there is a Gal Gadot:

[img004.lazygirls.info image 640x272]

Looks like Israel got the better of the deal.

Ye gads that's a sickly-looking corpse. I'll take Pippi Longstocking at the bar there.

That tall drink of water next to her ain't too bad.

/I like 'em tall

Whynotboth.jpg


I'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-09-02 07:21:57 PM

Triumph: Would you punch John Madden because he refused to fly on planes, too? If you, yourself are vaccinated, how does the unvaccinated guy threaten you?


Vaccines aren't 100% effective on those who are vaccinated, nor can everyone be vaccinated.

As brimed03 put it crudely, look up herd immunity - once you get a certain percentage that are immune, even those that aren't immune, such as newborns, those allergic to vaccines, and the immune depressed - HIV infected, those with transplants that take immune suppressors to prevent rejection, elderly, or naturally.  I have an aunt who's had the chicken pox a dozen times.  Her immune system 'forgets' the signatures and she doesn't gain long term immunity.  With the spread of the vaccine, hopefully she'll stop getting it.
 
2013-09-02 07:21:59 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: There may be no Jenny McCarthy, but there is a Gal Gadot:

[img004.lazygirls.info image 640x272]

Looks like Israel got the better of the deal.


Definitely.  Its surprising the number of hotties they produce given how small the population is.

Good Behavior Day: Polio exists only in a few countries, and they are actively vaccinating against it. The goal is zero cases in 2015. It's exciting.


It's not going to happen.  The Islamists can't accept anything good coming from the west.  Dead kids are better than vaccines of western origin.
 
2013-09-02 07:22:52 PM

brantgoose: Oh, Lord! Save Ireland!

I'm pretty sure they are nearly over run with Jennie McCarthys. They're probably dying in vast numbers of the potato blight even as I type this.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2013-09-02 07:23:12 PM

brimed03: Triumph: PainfulItching: He would hold my coat if I wanted to take a swing at an anti-vaxxer.

Would you punch John Madden because he refused to fly on planes, too? If you, yourself are vaccinated, how does the unvaccinated guy threaten you?

You're trolling, right?

Go Google "herd immunity," you uninformed moran.


Oh, thank you for the insight. Now here's a book for you.
 
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