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(STV.tv)   When you update your Facebook status to "Just got stab, gushing of blood", remember to tag the attacker and ignore comments from grammar pedants   (news.stv.tv) divider line 33
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2013-09-02 11:27:41 AM  
Like.
 
2013-09-02 11:29:50 AM  
Poke.
 
2013-09-02 11:30:11 AM  
images1.cliqueclack.com
Facebook post: "Just burnt down Hot Topic, lolz. Douchey fake Vampire kids defeated. Now listening to Blauhaus and Bleeding Frog"
 
2013-09-02 11:33:31 AM  
Sorry don't have time to apply pressure, I have to update my Facebook status.
 
2013-09-02 11:34:00 AM  
#FadingFast
 
2013-09-02 11:34:07 AM  

Moss: "Subject: Fire. Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road... no, that's too formal."


[deletes text, starts again]


Moss: "Fire - exclamation mark - fire - exclamation mark - help me - exclamation mark. 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss."


[sigh of relief]


i1.ytimg.com

 
2013-09-02 11:37:16 AM  
Okay blood is coming out
 
2013-09-02 11:37:40 AM  
Okay blood is coming out
 
2013-09-02 11:38:54 AM  
wow, there are knife stab wounds that DON'T result in permanent scars? who knew?
 
2013-09-02 11:41:42 AM  
He stabbed a dude while on bail for doing something similar and only ended up getting three years?
 
2013-09-02 11:41:44 AM  
Good old Scumdee.
 
2013-09-02 11:46:24 AM  
Getting blood out of your keyboard is not easy.
 
2013-09-02 11:51:07 AM  
"Just got stab, gushing of blood."

I think we've discovered the identity of Meow Said The Dog.
 
2013-09-02 11:52:34 AM  
Is he out on bail yet?
 
2013-09-02 11:53:00 AM  

Theaetetus: Okay blood is coming out


LewDux: Okay blood is coming out


That was impressive.
 
2013-09-02 12:02:15 PM  

Theaetetus: Okay blood is coming out


Ok, I read that a lot in the original format, but is there a story behind that?
Been on fark a long time, but have missed the occasional thread(s).
Looked it up on knowyourmemes too but no such luck.
Anyone?
 
2013-09-02 12:06:59 PM  
--images2.wikia.nocookie.netgushing  blood with  stab woundsin  gut
 
2013-09-02 12:07:01 PM  

Resident Muslim: Theaetetus: Okay blood is coming out

Ok, I read that a lot in the original format, but is there a story behind that?
Been on fark a long time, but have missed the occasional thread(s).
Looked it up on knowyourmemes too but no such luck.
Anyone?


soundthefreetrumpet.typepad.com
 
2013-09-02 12:07:15 PM  

Resident Muslim: Theaetetus: Okay blood is coming out

Ok, I read that a lot in the original format, but is there a story behind that?
Been on fark a long time, but have missed the occasional thread(s).
Looked it up on knowyourmemes too but no such luck.
Anyone?


What do you mean by original format?
btw,  link
 
2013-09-02 12:08:24 PM  
meh, late as always
 
2013-09-02 12:21:05 PM  
Bae caught me stabbin
 
2013-09-02 12:24:09 PM  

Barfmaker: Theaetetus: Okay blood is coming out

LewDux: Okay blood is coming out

That was impressive.


Indeed. In fact I still can't figure out how e managed to retweet my tweet before I even tweet
 
2013-09-02 12:25:45 PM  

LewDux: Barfmaker: Theaetetus: Okay blood is coming out

LewDux: Okay blood is coming out

That was impressive.

Indeed. In fact I still can't figure out how e managed to retweet my tweet before I even tweet


sutekh.smugmug.com
 
2013-09-02 12:39:49 PM  
+1 for using gushing
 
2013-09-02 12:42:38 PM  

igorknowsall: Is he out on bail yet?


How many of his victims are bailing their blood?
 
2013-09-02 01:08:41 PM  
Maybe he was dictating?
 
2013-09-02 01:28:58 PM  
Did the NSA save them?
 
2013-09-02 02:00:44 PM  
Dude's only 19 and has racked up 16 convictions since 2010? I nominate him for a retroactive abortion.
 
2013-09-02 02:39:31 PM  
Bad patient. No cell phone while bleeding out.
 
2013-09-02 03:14:05 PM  
I came across a kid who fell while walking & texting the other day on my morning run. In spite of the fact that his head was bleeding profusely & he couldn't even tell us his name, he continued to try to text (or update his status, who knows?) while we were waiting for the ambulance.
 
2013-09-02 11:25:28 PM  
I hope someone called an ambulam.
 
2013-09-03 01:27:14 AM  

Theaetetus: Resident Muslim: Theaetetus: Okay blood is coming out

Ok, I read that a lot in the original format, but is there a story behind that?
Been on fark a long time, but have missed the occasional thread(s).
Looked it up on knowyourmemes too but no such luck.
Anyone?


Thanks.

Same to you Ilmarinen.

Always wondered about that.
 
2013-09-03 04:06:05 PM  
BUT WHO WAS STAB?
 
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