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2013-09-02 10:40:08 AM
Source?  Story?
 
2013-09-02 10:44:39 AM
'Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.'

That's pure gold.
 
2013-09-02 10:44:42 AM
"Unhand me, you rogue!"
 
2013-09-02 10:47:25 AM
I bite my thumb at you!
 
2013-09-02 10:49:37 AM
"Get your hand off my penis good sir"

Did thurston howell  just get arrested?
filmdope.com
 
2013-09-02 10:50:48 AM
"And you sir, are you ready to receive my limp penis?"
 
2013-09-02 10:54:34 AM
Apparently this is the better class of criminal the city deserved.
 
2013-09-02 11:04:33 AM
You insult my good honor. Pistols at dawn, sir!
 
2013-09-02 11:05:45 AM
What's the charge?  Eating a meal?  A succulent Chinese meal?
 
2013-09-02 11:09:59 AM
I died at the judo bit, is there a UK version of Cops? I'd watch that every second of the day.
 
2013-09-02 11:15:04 AM

Bathia_Mapes: You insult my good honor. PistolsKidney ticklers at dawn, sir!

 
2013-09-02 11:16:59 AM

marius2: I died at the judo bit, is there a UK an Australian version of Cops? I'd watch that every second of the day.


FTFY
 
2013-09-02 11:33:43 AM

marius2: I died at the judo bit, is there a UK version of Cops? I'd watch that every second of the day.


Yes, the "Ahh, I see you know your judo sir" and "A succulent Chinese meal" got me
 
2013-09-02 11:40:49 AM
It has been a long time since I've laughed that hard. If anyone has tracked the back story of this, please share.

As for Subby, +1 for this succulent find
 
2013-09-02 11:45:00 AM
If I ever get arrested, and someone is recording it, I can only hope to remember to act like this.
 
2013-09-02 12:22:58 PM

wingnut396: "And you sir, are you ready to receive my limp penis?"


That's where I completely lost it.
 
2013-09-02 01:59:40 PM
Here is an earlier version that's had captions added, so the original must be out there somewhere.

Democracy Manifest by illtown20 - 15,262 views
Uploaded on Jan 12, 2009
Funny drunk man
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2013-09-02 02:11:25 PM
Maybe Tosh.0 will get a hold of this and find the guy.
 
2013-09-02 02:28:32 PM
That was too funny. TaTa and farewell!
 
2013-09-02 03:11:25 PM
 
2013-09-02 03:13:28 PM
I don't know, I feel the headlock was rather amateur.
 
2013-09-02 05:39:57 PM
looks like scotty.
talks like connery.
 
2013-09-02 06:50:30 PM
I don't know the story here, but if this guy wasn't offered an acting job the moment he stepped out of the holding cell, the world has been robbed.
 
2013-09-02 07:58:55 PM
Dr. Bombay has certainly held up well after all of these years.
 
2013-09-02 11:07:46 PM
The line "You know your judo well" is even more epic because of he way he intoned "well."
 
2013-09-02 11:20:37 PM
now THAT'S how get arrested with aplomb.
 
2013-09-03 12:21:55 AM
I never heard Chinese food referred to as "succulent" before.
 
2013-09-03 03:25:07 AM
Leading cause of tasering
 
2013-09-03 06:55:27 AM
Taming of the Shrew
 
2013-09-03 08:22:56 AM
Rarely do I get to literally laugh out loud at posts... this one did it for me though.  Good one subby!
 
2013-09-03 09:06:16 AM
Why are they arresting a Shakespearian actor?
 
2013-09-03 10:42:20 AM
ts1.mm.bing.net

Get your hands off my penis.
 
2013-09-03 12:30:27 PM
He sounded like he was on stage. Bravo!
 
2013-09-03 12:42:45 PM
He makes the Fancy Bear look like common street rabble.
 
2013-09-03 01:07:26 PM

Marcus Aurelius: What's the charge?  Eating a meal?  A succulent Chinese meal?


I like this guy.
 
2013-09-03 02:25:06 PM

Ghost Roach: It has been a long time since I've laughed that hard. If anyone has tracked the back story of this, please share.

As for Subby, +1 for this succulent find



Looks like this is our chap - and quite fascinating, indeed.

http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/timblair/index.php/dailytele gr aph/comments/hungry_hungarian
 
2013-09-03 02:45:16 PM
PAUL CHARLES DOZSA (Pal Dozsa) - Hungarian Chess master,  20/01/1940 - ?/10/2003.

www.notafreemason.com blogs.news.com.aublogs.news.com.au

`FREE' MEALS COSTLY - Nov. 3 1988
...  refusing to pay a $50 bill at a Chinese restaurant.

Home Page of Pal Dozsa
I act like a human being. The difference is that I have been living like a robot, remote controlled through my involuntary implant. The research centre that controls me through hypnosis and electromagnetic waves has a complete control of my body and mind. It has positive and negative effects in my own life. The most frightening is of the fact that people with simular implants and different controls can be used as mindless terrorist, committing acts like the recent American tragedy.

I am sixty-two years old. I was born in Hungary Szeged in the 20th January 1940. I spent most of my life as a research subject of military research.
 
2013-09-03 03:51:27 PM
"Are you ready to receive my limp penis"

Must remember to try this tonight with the wifey.
 
2013-09-03 05:01:46 PM
the video was probably captured from a segment on Crimestoppers Victoria around 27-08-2007.

It may be what this Australian chess bb thread, Dozsa on Crimestoppers!, is about.

However they don't discuss the show or his supposed crime (because Crimestoppers didn't know he died in 2003). They point out that the show misspelled his name (maybe as "dodga") and they relate a bunch of Dozsa stories.

Crimestoppers quickly removed the story but here are two links that used to go to it.

https://vic.crimestoppers.com.au/wanteddetail.aspx?wantedId=171
http://www.vic.crimestoppers.com.au/videoplayer.aspx?CrimeId=856
 
2013-09-03 08:54:00 PM

grokca: [ts1.mm.bing.net image 289x300]

Get your hands off my penis.


LOLing as I type...
 
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