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2013-09-02 11:09:29 AM
Yeah, this still isn't funny.  It's like reading the journal of a schizophrenic 15-year-old.
 
2013-09-02 11:29:37 AM

Incorrigible Astronaut: Yeah, this still isn't funny.  It's like reading the journal of a schizophrenic 15-year-old.


Well, then, call me a schizophrenic 15-year-old, because I still find these pretty funny.
 
2013-09-02 11:38:46 AM
IS THERE LOTS OF YELLING IN ALL CAPS??? BECAUSE THINGS ONLY GET REALLY FUNNY IF THEY'RE YELLED IN ALL CAPS!!!
 
2013-09-02 11:46:29 AM

Incorrigible Astronaut: Yeah, this still isn't funny.  It's like reading the journal of a schizophrenic 15-year-old.


I don't get it, you don't find them funny, you never have, yet I'm assuming to read the entire thing just to prove your point.

"Oh hai guize, I h8 "Two and a half men" but I watch EVERY episode just to complain about it in the internetz!!!!!111"

Personally, if I don't like something, I don't waste my time watching, reading or writing about it.  I just ignore it.  Why don't you try that?
 
2013-09-02 11:55:50 AM

JoeyJoJo: Incorrigible Astronaut: Yeah, this still isn't funny.  It's like reading the journal of a schizophrenic 15-year-old.

I don't get it, you don't find them funny, you never have, yet I'm assuming to read the entire thing just to prove your point.

"Oh hai guize, I h8 "Two and a half men" but I watch EVERY episode just to complain about it in the internetz!!!!!111"

Personally, if I don't like something, I don't waste my time watching, reading or writing about it.  I just ignore it.  Why don't you try that?


Because it's vitally important to Incorrigible Astronaut that you know how he feels. Lame, huh?
 
2013-09-02 11:58:56 AM

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: JoeyJoJo: Incorrigible Astronaut: Yeah, this still isn't funny.  It's like reading the journal of a schizophrenic 15-year-old.

I don't get it, you don't find them funny, you never have, yet I'm assuming to read the entire thing just to prove your point.

"Oh hai guize, I h8 "Two and a half men" but I watch EVERY episode just to complain about it in the internetz!!!!!111"

Personally, if I don't like something, I don't waste my time watching, reading or writing about it.  I just ignore it.  Why don't you try that?

Because it's vitally important to Incorrigible Astronaut that you know how he feels. Lame, huh?


He doesn't find this post funny either.
 
2013-09-02 12:06:12 PM
OMFG two pages!! TWO pages! I had to click a link! Where's the deslide... oh sorry I was in "Cracked link hate" mode.
 
2013-09-02 12:07:15 PM

JoeyJoJo: Incorrigible Astronaut: Yeah, this still isn't funny.  It's like reading the journal of a schizophrenic 15-year-old.

I don't get it, you don't find them funny, you never have, yet I'm assuming to read the entire thing just to prove your point.

"Oh hai guize, I h8 "Two and a half men" but I watch EVERY episode just to complain about it in the internetz!!!!!111"

Personally, if I don't like something, I don't waste my time watching, reading or writing about it.  I just ignore it.  Why don't you try that?


Because the "don't watch it if you don't like it" is incredibly douchey, that's why.

But still, this obsession is rather unhealthy.
 
2013-09-02 12:13:01 PM
When's the funneh part?
 
2013-09-02 12:28:21 PM
Goddammit. I hate reboots. They never seem to work out right.

Ah well, as long as I get my weekly R.Wilson troll it'll be okay.
 
2013-09-02 12:36:57 PM
Let me make an ACTUAL contribution to football discussion.

The Packers have signed Seneca Wallace to the 53-man roster, and cut B.J. Coleman. Which officially means the Coleman/Vince Young/Graham Harrell battle ended in 'rocks fall, everyone dies'.

Scott Tolzien was signed as well, as a member of the practice squad.
 
2013-09-02 12:42:48 PM
Someone doesn't understand brevity.
 
2013-09-02 01:05:43 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: Yeah, this still isn't funny.  It's like reading the journal of a schizophrenic 15-year-old.


should we stop liking things you don't like?
 
2013-09-02 01:05:44 PM
It was funny in parts, if a bit too long.  I liked this exchange:


TIM TEBOW
I prefer to think that I'll be resuming my career with a new team before too long.


ANDY DALTON
And what will you do if no other team offers you a contract this year?


MATT RYAN
He'll overthrow that bridge when he comes to it.
 
2013-09-02 01:16:15 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: When's the funneh part?


The part where they took a dump on Romo.

Actually, these are always funny. Sometimes ha-ha funny, sometimes hilariously so, and sometimes just worth a smile, but still worth a look.
 
2013-09-02 01:21:57 PM

Gosling: Let me make an ACTUAL contribution to football discussion.

The Packers have signed Seneca Wallace to the 53-man roster, and cut B.J. Coleman. Which officially means the Coleman/Vince Young/Graham Harrell battle ended in 'rocks fall, everyone dies'.

Scott Tolzien was signed as well, as a member of the practice squad.


I thought Young looked good, he certainly improved in every game he played.  But I guess it wasn't enough.
 
2013-09-02 01:29:47 PM
Painfully unfunny.
 
2013-09-02 01:37:10 PM
jets released graham harrell and signed brady quinn

jests truly the dumpster fire of QBing
 
2013-09-02 01:42:35 PM

AdamK: jets released graham harrell and signed brady quinn

jests truly the dumpster fire of QBing


I am loving the idea of what jersey will soon be replacing the SANCHEZ framed jersey on the wall at my favorite local watering hole.  SMITH?  QUINN?  ANZALONE?
 
2013-09-02 01:44:20 PM

AdamK: jets released graham harrell and signed brady quinn

jests truly the dumpster fire of QBing


They should pick up Tebow!
 
2013-09-02 01:47:23 PM
Meanwhile, Chris Kluwe lost his punting battle in Oakland to rookie Marquette King. Kluwe more or less agreed; King had put up gross and net yardage averages in preseason that would have led the NFL by a couple yards last year. He was going to win just about any punting job he applied for.
 
2013-09-02 01:48:45 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Gosling: Let me make an ACTUAL contribution to football discussion.

The Packers have signed Seneca Wallace to the 53-man roster, and cut B.J. Coleman. Which officially means the Coleman/Vince Young/Graham Harrell battle ended in 'rocks fall, everyone dies'.

Scott Tolzien was signed as well, as a member of the practice squad.

I thought Young looked good, he certainly improved in every game he played.  But I guess it wasn't enough.


He was terrible in game 4, that game cost him the job
 
2013-09-02 01:52:40 PM
NO ONE EVER Aw. I'm really gonna miss Blaine Gabbert in these things.
Now that's funny.

I still like these but then again I'm a knuckle dragger.
 
2013-09-02 01:54:13 PM

Primitive Screwhead: I still like these but then again I'm a knuckle dragger.


So the login is no accident?
 
2013-09-02 01:57:32 PM

AdamK: jets released graham harrell and signed brady quinn

jests truly the dumpster fire of QBing


Are we not entertained?
 
2013-09-02 02:08:12 PM
This is along the lines of The Big Bang Theory!
 
2013-09-02 02:40:36 PM

lacrossestar83: This is along the lines of The Big Bang Theory!


Nothing is worse the big bang theory.  Nothing.
 
2013-09-02 02:45:33 PM

Gosling: Meanwhile, Chris Kluwe lost his punting battle in Oakland to rookie Marquette King. Kluwe more or less agreed; King had put up gross and net yardage averages in preseason that would have led the NFL by a couple yards last year. He was going to win just about any punting job he applied for.


I hated to see that.  Yeah, King's numbers were better, but I was looking forward to having Kluwe be a Raider.  I like the guy.  He's honest and outspoken.  I hope he finds a good fit somewhere.
 
2013-09-02 02:50:40 PM
Sunday, subby.
 
2013-09-02 02:57:04 PM

rjakobi: JoeyJoJo: Incorrigible Astronaut: Yeah, this still isn't funny.  It's like reading the journal of a schizophrenic 15-year-old.

I don't get it, you don't find them funny, you never have, yet I'm assuming to read the entire thing just to prove your point.

"Oh hai guize, I h8 "Two and a half men" but I watch EVERY episode just to complain about it in the internetz!!!!!111"

Personally, if I don't like something, I don't waste my time watching, reading or writing about it.  I just ignore it.  Why don't you try that?

Because the "don't watch it if you don't like it" is incredibly douchey, that's why.


Yes and going into a thread about something to complain about how it sucks and everyone who likes it sucks is the epitome of civility and manliness.
 
2013-09-02 03:06:35 PM

JosephFinn: Sunday, subby.


Thursday Joey

Broncos vs Ravens, 8:30
 
2013-09-02 03:07:27 PM

IlGreven:Yes and going into a thread about something to complain about how it sucks and everyone who likes it sucks is the epitome of civility and manliness.

Where did I say that, again? It's time to get off the internet and onto a therapist's couch, dude.

Gosling: Let me make an ACTUAL contribution to football discussion.

The Packers have signed Seneca Wallace to the 53-man roster, and cut B.J. Coleman. Which officially means the Coleman/Vince Young/Graham Harrell battle ended in 'rocks fall, everyone dies'.

Scott Tolzien was signed as well, as a member of the practice squad.


I like the Wallace signing a lot. He's not great by any stretch, but he's a much better fit as a backup than Harrell, Young, and Coleman.

The weirdest thing about the roster moves (besides the borderline hysterical Quinn signing) was the Redskins' decision to keep four QBs. I know that they're paranoid about RGIII's health, but do you really need to have 2.5/3 backups (I'm assuming that Pat White is there for running/Wildcat-type stuff)?
 
2013-09-02 03:07:58 PM

Di Atribe: AdamK: jets released graham harrell and signed brady quinn

jests truly the dumpster fire of QBing

They should pick up Tebow!


Tebow's signing with the Jets
 
2013-09-02 03:11:46 PM
That's all right, but it aint football season until Carl gives us his Stonecold locks of the century of the week!
 
2013-09-02 03:20:19 PM

John Nash: lacrossestar83: This is along the lines of The Big Bang Theory!

Nothing is worse the big bang theory.  Nothing.


yeah, all those Emmy nominations must mean it's the worst show on television.
 
2013-09-02 03:22:00 PM
Didn't take long to get back to suck mode.
 
2013-09-02 03:25:39 PM

ManateeGag: yeah, all those Emmy nominations must mean it's the worst show on television.


Let's not act as though those are based on quality. BBT sucks assholes.
 
2013-09-02 03:38:50 PM

AdamK: jets released graham harrell and signed brady quinn

jests truly the dumpster fire of QBing


signing castoff qbs from the chefs cant be a white flag can it? eyes dallas and minnesota warily.
 
2013-09-02 03:52:41 PM

farbekrieg: AdamK: jets released graham harrell and signed brady quinn

jests truly the dumpster fire of QBing

signing castoff qbs from the chefs cant be a white flag can it? eyes dallas and minnesota warily.


Heh.  Well, OG Brian Waters started out with KC; does that count?

/now you can sign him, Jerruh.
 
2013-09-02 04:27:34 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: The weirdest thing about the roster moves (besides the borderline hysterical Quinn signing) was the Redskins' decision to keep four QBs. I know that they're paranoid about RGIII's health, but do you really need to have 2.5/3 backups (I'm assuming that Pat White is there for running/Wildcat-type stuff)?


It might mean we'll see one of them (most likely Kirk Cousins) playing for another team before the trade deadline.

Here's a thought - what if the Jets are angling for Manziel?  Won't that be fun to have him in New York/Jersey next year?
 
2013-09-02 04:52:22 PM
I wish these were longer. I'm always thinking to myself when reading PFM, "What?! Over already?"
 
2013-09-02 05:31:30 PM

WinoRhino: I wish these were longer. I'm always thinking to myself when reading PFM, "What?! Over already?"


Nobody ever likes this
 
2013-09-02 05:50:09 PM

robsul82: AdamK: jets released graham harrell and signed brady quinn

jests truly the dumpster fire of QBing

I am loving the idea of what jersey will soon be replacing the SANCHEZ framed jersey on the wall at my favorite local watering hole.  SMITH?  QUINN?  ANZALONE?


Go to a place with class, with jerseys like Klecko or whatnot. You know, back when the Jets maybe didn't blow so much.

/Jets fan
 
2013-09-02 06:19:45 PM

sotua: WinoRhino: I wish these were longer. I'm always thinking to myself when reading PFM, "What?! Over already?"

Nobody ever likes this


Dammit, I had a mouthful of beer.
 
2013-09-02 10:12:18 PM
I think they're okay. I chuckle at them.
 
2013-09-02 11:11:56 PM
Your attempt at Sports Comedy is bad.

And you should feel bad.
 
2013-09-03 07:02:26 AM
dumb
 
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