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(Jacksonville Daily News)   News: Man robs convenience store while wearing a ski mask. Newsier: Flees on a moped. Fark: Wears the ski mask over his helmet   (jdnews.com) divider line 22
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2013-09-02 10:15:18 AM
Blame the 1%.  Not for the mask.  For the hard times.
 
2013-09-02 10:18:23 AM
Son, you got a mask on your helmet.
 
2013-09-02 10:18:51 AM

milowitz: Son, you got a mask on your helmet.


Okay then.
 
GBB
2013-09-02 10:23:39 AM
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Did you forget to take off your ski mask?
 
2013-09-02 10:29:40 AM
Strong bad?
 
2013-09-02 10:31:34 AM
Maybe not so stoopid. It would be easier to ID the perp from his hipster helmet.
 
2013-09-02 10:32:53 AM
$130,000 bail? Isn't that a tad excessive?
 
2013-09-02 10:36:09 AM
Baxter is charged with....larceny, assault with a deadly weapon and two counts of kidnapping


*record scratch*


Wait....What?
 
2013-09-02 10:41:07 AM

from my blood: Blame the 1%.  Not for the mask.  For the hard times.



don't do that!  you might harm their benevolent image of themselves.
 
2013-09-02 10:42:22 AM

aevorea: $130,000 bail? Isn't that a tad excessive?



he's not in The Club.
 
2013-09-02 10:51:58 AM
That's a whole lotta FAIL in one article.
 
2013-09-02 10:52:27 AM
Sometimes I lie awake at night, tossing and turning, wondering, "Will the U.S. have a sufficient supply of morons in the future?"  Tonight, I will sleep like a baby.
 
2013-09-02 10:53:58 AM

Apos: Baxter is charged with....larceny, assault with a deadly weapon and two counts of kidnapping


*record scratch*


Wait....What?


Holding people against their will. As in: Yelling FREEZE! whilst pointing a gun = kidnapping
 
2013-09-02 10:54:19 AM
gilatrout: Maybe not so stoopid. It would be easier to ID the perp from his hipster helmet.

Is that a new hairstyle or a band name?
 
2013-09-02 10:54:41 AM

GBB: [www.wanda.net image 850x479]
Did you forget to take off your ski mask?


One of my favorite commercials.
 
2013-09-02 11:29:12 AM

Clemkadidlefark: That's a whole lotta FAIL in one article.


No kidding, I wanted to see the robbery pic of him wearing the mask over the helmet.  I am not sure I can believe this story till such photo is produced.
 
2013-09-02 11:32:28 AM
"Deputy Culpepper stopped the suspect a short distance away and was still wearing the helmet with the ski mask over top," according to the press release.

Why was deputy Culpepper wearing those things?
 
2013-09-02 11:36:08 AM
A neck tattoo is always a sign of intelligence.
 
2013-09-02 11:39:56 AM
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RIP
 
2013-09-02 12:00:33 PM
I just can't stop picturing the 5 minutes he had to spend stretching the ski mask over the helmet. Or maybe I'm underestimating the elasticity of a ski mask.
 
2013-09-02 03:16:02 PM

aevorea: $130,000 bail? Isn't that a tad excessive?


We have to keep the stupid in.
 
2013-09-02 08:19:58 PM
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