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(Guardian)   10. And finally... If you really don't like the band... it's a surefire way of annoying them   (theguardian.com) divider line 9
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2013-09-02 10:30:12 AM
3 votes:
A number of years ago I went to see Mojo Nixon play a show in the Akron area.  This was before smartphones, and I think it was before my luddite ass even owned a cell phone.  Anyway, in the middle of the show, after he finished playing a song, Mojo saw a guy in the crowd talking on his phone, and asked him to pass it up to him.  Mojo then proceeded to tell the (probably bewildered) caller, "Come on down to the show, we're having a great time, we got a lot more songs to play, so come on down, cos if you don't, I'm gonna f**k your friend in the ass!"  He then handed the phone back and said "You should know better than to hand me a cell phone!"

/csb
2013-09-02 12:18:35 PM
2 votes:

Dragonflew: HotIgneous Intruder: Jammers.
We need cell phone jammers.

Jammers do nothing to block the cell phone's camera nor dim the blinding screen of the phone of the asshole next to you.


wvuafm.ua.edu
Ghaaaa! The asshole next to me is blinding me with his cell phone!
2013-09-02 09:00:44 AM
2 votes:

SockMonkeyHolocaust: ReapTheChaos: I've never understood the appeal of live concerts. Unless you're in the first 15-20 rows, you can't see shiat anyway. What's even worse is that even the ones lucky enough to score a front row seat always spend the whole show standing, which leads to everyone behind them standing, which leads to the entire stadium standing. Why they even bother with chairs is beyond me.

I never saw the point of big-dick stadium shows, but shows at a sub-1000 capacity venue can be electric. Not trying to get into a dick swinging contest with any of the old heads here, but when you're close enough to Rollins for him to get so pissed off at you that he punches you in the face that's entertainment on a new level.


You said dick twice.
2013-09-02 08:42:18 AM
2 votes:
Still better than a vuvuzela.
2013-09-02 03:22:52 PM
1 votes:
In the 70's, when bootlegs mattered, I remember seeing a guy get pulled aside at a concert because he had a full-size reel-to-reel strapped to his back under a long baggy coat.
2013-09-02 10:15:25 AM
1 votes:

ExcedrinHeadache: Looking for the companion article, "10 Reasons It's OK to Stab People Who Use Their Mobiles at a Gig."


It's basically the same article, though, so, oh, wait, I get it now.
2013-09-02 10:10:06 AM
1 votes:
Looking for the companion article, "10 Reasons It's OK to Stab People Who Use Their Mobiles at a Gig."
2013-09-02 09:20:45 AM
1 votes:

Karma Chameleon: SockMonkeyHolocaust: ReapTheChaos: I've never understood the appeal of live concerts. Unless you're in the first 15-20 rows, you can't see shiat anyway. What's even worse is that even the ones lucky enough to score a front row seat always spend the whole show standing, which leads to everyone behind them standing, which leads to the entire stadium standing. Why they even bother with chairs is beyond me.

I never saw the point of big-dick stadium shows, but shows at a sub-1000 capacity venue can be electric. Not trying to get into a dick swinging contest with any of the old heads here, but when you're close enough to Rollins for him to get so pissed off at you that he punches you in the face that's entertainment on a new level.

You said dick twice.


You are what you eat, stud. Now get in the cab of my pickup truck. We're going to 69 ourselves silly behind the Acme.
2013-09-02 09:07:59 AM
1 votes:
Phones out at concerts?

I'm agin it, the bible's agin it, God's agin it and you should be agin it too!

Actually it just annoys me how people feel the need to broadcast every minute of their lives.

You are not that important. The things you do are likely not that exciting. No one cares what you are eating. Just stop already.
 
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