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(NYPost)   Santa Claus dismissed from jury duty   (nypost.com) divider line 5
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2013-09-02 07:47:10 AM  
His lawyer went postal in his last trial.

www.the-filmreel.com
 
2013-09-02 07:50:09 AM  
FTFA: "It wasn't just because I was Santa Claus I got off - everyone else got off, too," he said.

*snerk* Sounds like a happy ending for everyone.

/I guess I'm on Santa's Naughty list this year.
 
2013-09-02 12:03:54 PM  
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2013-09-02 01:30:59 PM  

PunkTiger: FTFA: "It wasn't just because I was Santa Claus I got off - everyone else got off, too," he said.

*snerk* Sounds like a happy ending for everyone.

/I guess I'm on Santa's Naughty list this year.


That's ok - I hear he only comes once a year....

/Window seat please
 
2013-09-02 05:26:27 PM  
Of course he got off jury duty. He already knows if you are naughty or nice, so he's potentially prejudiced. Neither lawyer will accept a guy like that during jury selection. He's out on his jolly jelly buns.
 
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