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(UPI)   Playing golf in Mexico? Remember to check all bunker shots for texture of sand, club loft needed for clearance, proximity to finger-eating crocodiles   (upi.com) divider line 22
    More: Scary, Edward Lunger, drug overdose, bunker shot, Basking Ridge, golf resort, emergency surgery  
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2013-09-02 07:38:11 AM
Don't you have to look out for gators in Florida, too? Seems like the Mexican hazard is not getting chainsaw beheaded by cartels.
 
2013-09-02 07:43:11 AM
If he has children, I hope someone lets them know never to repeat the phrase: "See you later alligator."
 
2013-09-02 07:46:51 AM
www.theglobaldispatch.com
 
2013-09-02 07:49:05 AM
Mark Martin saved this guy?
And people say NASCAR drivers aren't real athletes.
 
2013-09-02 07:58:42 AM

WippitGuud:


Its all in the hips
 
2013-09-02 08:07:57 AM
And to think that this guy was a scratch golfer. Not any more.
 
2013-09-02 08:29:02 AM

WippitGuud: [www.theglobaldispatch.com image 500x461]


you bastard!
 
2013-09-02 08:38:33 AM
What's your handicap now?

Liked the retarded comment on the site: "What - they don't have golf courses here in America - that you have to go spend money OUTSIDE of the United States?  I'll bet they were good little Republicans, too. Thinking they're all patriotic and crap"

Awesome.  People who golf in Mexico must be Republicans now and they think they're all patriotic n shiat.   Freak boy should have brought Jesus into the mix.
 
2013-09-02 09:05:31 AM

OhioUGrad: WippitGuud: [www.theglobaldispatch.com image 500x461]

you bastard!


You seem to be having anger issues.
You need to find your happy place.

darlandofortune.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-02 09:11:40 AM
Crocodiles in the sand traps?

1.Think they meant alligators.  Crocodiles aren't indigenous to the US, that I know of.

2.Golfers in the Southeast have known to check the sandtraps for a long time.

3.Mark Martin was the innovator of the standard bearer for the importance of physical fitness for NASCAR drivers.  After seeing how much older Martin was able to stay racing then the rest of his generation, nearly all of NASCARs drivers adopted fitness regiments.

DIDN'T
cdn.bleacherreport.net

Still beats the heck out of Keseloser, Busch Bros, the one that shall not be named and anyone who's last name is Wallace.
 
2013-09-02 09:20:48 AM

WippitGuud: OhioUGrad: WippitGuud: [www.theglobaldispatch.com image 500x461]

you bastard!

You seem to be having anger issues.
You need to find your happy place.

[darlandofortune.files.wordpress.com image 396x211]


i265.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-02 09:30:52 AM
i've played golf in Cancun while on a cruise. our caddy carried a shotgun.
 
2013-09-02 09:31:35 AM

WippitGuud: [www.theglobaldispatch.com image 500x461]


Thanks for posting this for me, man. I should really be working right now.
 
2013-09-02 09:34:23 AM
OhioUGrad:[i265.photobucket.com image 850x518]

Aaaaaa! Boogeymen!
 
2013-09-02 09:43:31 AM
"Hey, Lunger!"
www.hdtvsolutions.com
 
2013-09-02 09:45:40 AM
Croc needs this T
zidtees.com
 
2013-09-02 09:50:23 AM

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: Crocodiles in the sand traps?

1.Think they meant alligators.  Crocodiles aren't indigenous to the US, that I know of.

2.Golfers in the Southeast have known to check the sandtraps for a long time.

3.Mark Martin was the innovator of the standard bearer for the importance of physical fitness for NASCAR drivers.  After seeing how much older Martin was able to stay racing then the rest of his generation, nearly all of NASCARs drivers adopted fitness regiments.

DIDN'T


Still beats the heck out of Keseloser, Busch Bros, the one that shall not be named and anyone who's last name is Wallace.


1.) The attack happened in Cancun, MEXICO, and
2.) You could Google the range of the New World crocodile, which includes (surprise!) southern Florida.
 
2013-09-02 09:59:18 AM
I bet the croc was all like; *tick* *tick* *tick* *tock* *tick* *tick*

/ can't possibly be obscure

// never smile at a crocodile
 
2013-09-02 10:29:36 AM
Martin made a tourniquet out of a golf towel and rushed his bleeding friend to the club house in their gold cart.

Gold cart? He should probably just sell that instead of suing the club.
 
2013-09-02 12:05:33 PM

WippitGuud: OhioUGrad: WippitGuud: [www.theglobaldispatch.com image 500x461]

you bastard!

You seem to be having anger issues.
You need to find your happy place.

[darlandofortune.files.wordpress.com image 396x211]


I'll tell you who didn't do it and back in my day in.....

/ChristinaApplegate
 
2013-09-02 12:39:30 PM
I expected a golf course with random landmines.
 
2013-09-02 01:05:07 PM

95BV5: Elvis Presleys Death Throne: Crocodiles in the sand traps?

1.Think they meant alligators.  Crocodiles aren't indigenous to the US, that I know of.

2.Golfers in the Southeast have known to check the sandtraps for a long time.

3.Mark Martin was the innovator of the standard bearer for the importance of physical fitness for NASCAR drivers.  After seeing how much older Martin was able to stay racing then the rest of his generation, nearly all of NASCARs drivers adopted fitness regiments.

DIDN'T


Still beats the heck out of Keseloser, Busch Bros, the one that shall not be named and anyone who's last name is Wallace.

1.) The attack happened in Cancun, MEXICO, and
2.) You could Google the range of the New World crocodile, which includes (surprise!) southern Florida.


Wow, you must be bored.  Can't you take a day off from trolling?  It is Labor Day, after all.
 
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