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(Plymouth Herald)   UK may not take hardline stance on use of Sarin gas, but you go round hoovering up krill and you're in BIG trouble   (plymouthherald.co.uk) divider line 20
    More: Dumbass, Falkland Islands, Falklands War, sarin, duty of care  
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3818 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Sep 2013 at 8:29 AM (46 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-02 08:31:26 AM
Yeah, but those are some happy krill now.
 
2013-09-02 08:31:39 AM
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plus subby is a big fat xenophobic troll
 
2013-09-02 08:32:34 AM
god almighty in heaven that's not what I said!

subb's still a big fat xenophobic troll though
 
2013-09-02 08:46:20 AM
They are called sea stories, just because they got published doesn't necessarily mean they are true. I am not saying they are lying but take anything a sailor tells you with a gain or two of salt.

/if you believe every whale tale a sailor has told me then every ship in the US fleet has killed a pod of em and they routinely try to mate with our subs by mistake
 
2013-09-02 08:55:36 AM
But were they sneaky, devious, underhand Argentinian whales, or honest, upstanding lantern-jawed British whales?
 
2013-09-02 09:05:22 AM
I rather like the word "hoovering"
 
2013-09-02 09:06:15 AM
War is hell, son.
 
2013-09-02 09:08:37 AM

Skywolf Philosopher: I rather like the word "hoovering"


did you mean to post in the Peruvian thread?
 
2013-09-02 09:13:41 AM
An unlikely suspect.
i1280.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-02 09:14:11 AM
The HMS Not-quite-as-brilliant-as-we-thought....

Still, if you're going to be as big as a submarine, probably best not hang around unknown battleships eh?

/hai Lady J!
 
2013-09-02 09:20:04 AM

Gothnet: The HMS Not-quite-as-brilliant-as-we-thought....

Still, if you're going to be as big as a submarine, probably best not hang around unknown battleships eh?

/hai Lady J!


oh hai!
 
2013-09-02 09:25:15 AM
sorry, i thought we were blowing up humans!
 
2013-09-02 09:35:41 AM
Well duuh. It's common knowledge that 1982 was a bad year to be a whale in the South Atlantic.
 
2013-09-02 10:12:20 AM
My brother was an aviation ordnanceman serving on P-3's in the Navy. On one occasion, they were dropping sonobuoys in a grid pattern while in search of a possible submarine contact, they hit a whale with a calf with one. He said they could hear it and its baby crying piteously for hours, and it's bothered him for years.

What a P-3 Orion and its ordnance may look like:

www.strangemilitary.com

The sonobuoys are the tall, skinny objects in the middle.
 
2013-09-02 10:21:58 AM

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Dafark have you been drinking?
 
2013-09-02 10:28:21 AM
blogs.hpedsb.on.ca
 
2013-09-02 11:27:15 AM

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Do you block cookies?
 
2013-09-02 11:44:28 AM

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Do you block cookies?


I'm a lowly user, no admin rights. All that kinda stuff is hardcoded (is that the right word)
 
2013-09-02 12:12:07 PM
Almost as much fun as zapping gulls with fire control RADAR.
 
2013-09-02 12:23:56 PM
On board, the mood was tense. Recording the first incident, one crew member wrote of a "small sonar contact" that prompted the launch of two torpedoes, each of which hit a whale.
He noted drily: "Whale oil sighted by Sea King [helicopter] . . . I think I'll join Greenpeace."

 

i.imgur.com
 
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