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(Sky.com)   Peruvians declare state of emergency over unfamiliar white powder   (news.sky.com) divider line 20
    More: Obvious, Peru, emergency, Heavy Rain, Republic of South Peru, livestock, snow  
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2013-09-02 08:30:22 AM
In llama land there's a one man band and he'll toot his flute for you.
 
2013-09-02 08:52:44 AM
Sounds like they flaked out.
 
2013-09-02 08:55:10 AM
they'll have to chisel their way out
 
2013-09-02 08:56:12 AM
Around a quarter of a million alpacas have died from the cold and starvation, and the government is doing what it can to feed them to try to prevent more deaths.

They're already dead, why feed them?
 
2013-09-02 08:57:21 AM
A quarter million dead animals? That'll smell good when it warms up.
 
2013-09-02 09:04:29 AM

lizyrd: A quarter million dead animals? That'll smell good when it warms up.


www.foodnut.com

My mouth is watering just thinking about it.
 
2013-09-02 09:04:42 AM

You would have thought that a country high up in the Andes would know how to deal with snow, even in large amounts.

But if it's this kind of snow, I'm not sure if anyone can deal with it. Except dance. And try to get it out of your head.

 
2013-09-02 09:05:15 AM
Goucho barbecue. It's the only way.
 
2013-09-02 09:08:48 AM
Stupid HTML. Preview said the link should work, but apparently, it didn't.
If it's this kind of snow, I'm not sure if anyone can deal with it. Except dance. And try to get it out of your head.
 
2013-09-02 09:15:22 AM
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Further evidence that libs hate freedom.
 
2013-09-02 09:28:25 AM

eyeq360: Stupid HTML. Preview said the link should work, but apparently, it didn't.
If it's this kind of snow, I'm not sure if anyone can deal with it. Except dance. And try to get it out of your head.


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2013-09-02 09:33:09 AM
Donner, party of 80 ... Your table is ready.
 
2013-09-02 09:34:36 AM

Bob The Nob: Donner, party of 80 ... Your table is ready.


Wouldn't a joke about the book/movie "Alive" be more apt here?
 
2013-09-02 09:44:57 AM
global warming strikes again
 
2013-09-02 10:17:10 AM

tetsoushima: Bob The Nob: Donner, party of 80 ... Your table is ready.

Wouldn't a joke about the book/movie "Alive" be more apt here?


I was going for a "travelers in vehicles stuck in the snow" angle. Now that I re-read it ... it didn't work. :)
 
2013-09-02 11:00:48 AM
So why didn't they stay home and use their far more familiar white powder and wait it out? I mean, Columbia and Venezuela don't just ship to the U.S., I would assume.

/GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGETM!
//wharrrgarbl!
 
2013-09-02 01:09:26 PM
I read somewhere that they have 18 words for white powder
 
2013-09-02 03:08:14 PM
Remember kids, global warming causes the atmosphere to hold more moisture, meaning greater snowfalls.

And in a strange quirk, it also causes the atmosphere to hold less moisture, thus droughts.

But the easy thing to remember about it is this - if anything bad happens anywhere in the world - global warming.
 
2013-09-02 06:38:02 PM

tetsoushima: eyeq360: Stupid HTML. Preview said the link should work, but apparently, it didn't.
If it's this kind of snow, I'm not sure if anyone can deal with it. Except dance. And try to get it out of your head.

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I am Satan, if you are to trust the comments in a recent Fark Thread on hacking in movies.
 
2013-09-03 11:45:48 AM
 
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