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(BBC)   Are orange stains discoloring student mattresses due to: a) defective bedding, b) Cheetos stains, or c) fake tanning?   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 12
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2013-09-02 01:33:32 AM  
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"Those Oompa-Loompas stained the mattress covers AND the mattresses... no, it didn't come from their skin, either! Can you understand how angry this makes me? It might be my own fault for not bringing any female Oompa-Loompas from Loompaland, but you have no idea how much THEY stain mattresses! So after deducting the expenses for the stained mattresses and covers, there is nothing left, nothing! You get Nothing! Good DAY Sir!"
2013-09-02 01:52:47 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-09-02 01:17:41 AM  
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: darth_badger: d.) you farked Snooki last night

e.) John Boehner farked you last night


I doubt that. The only orange stains he'd leave would be on the airport bathroom floor.
2013-09-02 12:44:00 AM  
2 votes:
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Everyone knows Cheetos come off in the tub.
2013-09-02 01:36:11 AM  
1 votes:

7th Son of a 7th Son: rkiller1: SubBass49: Recently noticed that certain sunblocks (especially Coppertone Sport SPF 30) stain white clothing a nasty yellow color...pisses me the fark off too.  Ruined a couple white t-shirts and a pair of swim trunks this summer...and the shiat doesn't wash out.

Yep, Coppertone spay is crap and stains plastic.  Try anything from Neutorgena, it's grease-less and non-staining.
/Cheetos.

You mean Neuterogena? ;)


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2013-09-02 01:33:27 AM  
1 votes:
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/hot and frothy
2013-09-02 01:18:25 AM  
1 votes:

rkiller1: SubBass49: Recently noticed that certain sunblocks (especially Coppertone Sport SPF 30) stain white clothing a nasty yellow color...pisses me the fark off too.  Ruined a couple white t-shirts and a pair of swim trunks this summer...and the shiat doesn't wash out.

Yep, Coppertone spay is crap and stains plastic.  Try anything from Neutorgena, it's grease-less and non-staining.
/Cheetos.


You mean Neuterogena? ;)
2013-09-02 01:12:13 AM  
1 votes:

darth_badger: AverageAmericanGuy: SubBass49: Recently noticed that certain sunblocks (especially Coppertone Sport SPF 30) stain white clothing a nasty yellow color...pisses me the fark off too.  Ruined a couple white t-shirts and a pair of swim trunks this summer...and the shiat doesn't wash out.

White swim trunks?

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Because the tv commercials will have you believe you like to frolic on the beach and wear white a lot (prolly nsfw)
2013-09-02 01:06:51 AM  
1 votes:

RobDownSouth: SpdrJay: I juiced too many carrots for a while and the people that work finally told me that I was turning orange. I couldn't see it myself.

*laughing*
I had a college roommate do the same thing. He had an unnaturally healthy lifestyle, and turned orange from juicing.


I had a college roommate who was juicing. He didn't turn orange, though. But he'd rip the door off its hinges if you knocked too loud.
2013-09-02 12:54:15 AM  
1 votes:
Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi!
2013-09-02 12:48:28 AM  
1 votes:

darth_badger: d.) you farked Snooki last night


e.) John Boehner farked you last night
2013-09-02 12:27:24 AM  
1 votes:
"There are quite a few orange coloured people walking around in Cardiff...."


In related news, the cast of Snooki and JWoww is on location in Wales.
 
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