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(Metro)   Smoking hot 21-year-old student drinks so much vodak that her throat explodes   (metro.co.uk) divider line 124
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2013-09-01 10:39:08 PM
Hot or Not? YOU be the judge:

metrouk2.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-01 11:07:47 PM
Pfft, amateur.
 
2013-09-01 11:15:23 PM
I did that. Seriously. It's called a Mallory-Weiss tear, I puked from my ex mother in law's cooking, she didn't think there was anything wrong with letting the cats climb up on the counter and sample dinner while she prepared it.

Yeah, lipstick on the cat's asshole wouldn't have helped my argument.
 
2013-09-02 12:12:35 AM

R.A.Danny: I did that. Seriously. It's called a Mallory-Weiss tear, I puked from my ex mother in law's cooking, she didn't think there was anything wrong with letting the cats climb up on the counter and sample dinner while she prepared it.

Yeah, lipstick on the cat's asshole wouldn't have helped my argument.


There isn't, if you live with the cats. Your pets share your germs.

As a stranger, it's like Mexican tap water. Learned that the hard way...
 
2013-09-02 12:35:50 AM
Smoking h-

thingsgodtaughtme.files.wordpress.com
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-02 01:16:49 AM
It wasn't the Vodka.

i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-09-02 02:03:50 AM
"Hot"?

So 5 or 6 out of 10 is hot?
 
2013-09-02 02:04:46 AM
I'll block her throat if you know what I mean....

/and I think you do
 
2013-09-02 02:09:29 AM

SirEattonHogg: "Hot"?

So 5 or 6 out of 10 is hot?


This is an English girl. That's British hot.
 
2013-09-02 02:09:37 AM

SirEattonHogg: "Hot"?

So 5 or 6 out of 10 is hot?


In Fark headlines.

Also, wtf is it with UK e-magazines and constantly putting ugly people in glamour poses for the article?  It just makes your article, and the whole publication, look stupid.
 
2013-09-02 02:11:54 AM
She's not bad..  and it sounds like she learned something from the experience.
 
2013-09-02 02:11:56 AM
That wasn't vodka.
 
2013-09-02 02:16:47 AM

Phony_Soldier: That wasn't vodka.


I came here to say that
 
2013-09-02 02:17:18 AM
FTA: "they were triples, it was actually the equivalent of nine drinks...
Miss Thomason from Barlby, North Yorkshire, lacks the enzymes necessary to break down alcohol...
has now given up alcohol for good."


I'd bet some folding money that she'll be out drinking again within six months.
 
2013-09-02 02:17:23 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: came


I see what you did there.
 
2013-09-02 02:18:44 AM
If she really does have defective genes for acetaldehyde dehydrogenase (non-Asian, unlikely) this must have been her first time drinking ever to not have a similar reaction and she went down for 9 shots.  Story doesn't check out exactly.
/it's Smokin' subby
 
2013-09-02 02:19:15 AM
I was wondering what Vodak was until I read the Article.
 
2013-09-02 02:19:29 AM
Miss Thomason from Barlby, North Yorkshire, lacks the enzymes necessary to break down alcohol, causing her face to swell.

You'd think she would have discovered that before now. Or was this her first time drinking?


R.A.Danny: I did that. Seriously. It's called a Mallory-Weiss tear, I puked from my ex mother in law's cooking, she didn't think there was anything wrong with letting the cats climb up on the counter and sample dinner while she prepared it.

Yeah, lipstick on the cat's asshole wouldn't have helped my argument.


Got close to that when I was house sitting for a friend about a year ago. I think something I ate out of his fridge must have been past its expiration date because I blew chunks six times in an hour. Got to the point where I could barely swallow before I finally headed to the ER. Then of course the hospital that used to be in that area was gone so I got to pay for an ambulance ride in addition to the hospital bill.
 
2013-09-02 02:23:12 AM
after downing triple shots costing just £2.89 each

somethin about this....

is it a thought process over there or in the readership  (ie if stabbed would they say how much the knife cost?)
is it a prelude to a new sin tax ( raise the cost of cheap demon rum so young pretties dont get hurt)
 
2013-09-02 02:31:07 AM
I'm not so much hung up on her Lurking Hambeast Face, Cleverly Hidden Gut™ or her cankles. Three or four good drinks will fix that. It's that she was too stupid to figure out that three "triple shots" was like nine shots of booze.
 
2013-09-02 02:31:46 AM

berylman: If she really does have defective genes for acetaldehyde dehydrogenase (non-Asian, unlikely) this must have been her first time drinking ever to not have a similar reaction and she went down for 9 shots.  Story doesn't check out exactly.
/it's Smokin' subby


Um...

First time I went out drinking, I ended up starting the night with 3 shots of vodka, ending with another 2, and having a bunch more stuff at the bar in between.

It all just depends on your friends.
 
2013-09-02 02:32:28 AM
After only nine shots? How is she going to find a husband like that?
 
2013-09-02 02:47:45 AM
I could do three triple shots of everclear when I was 16. This girl should definitely stay away from alcohol. Not just because she can't handle her booze, but because she is genetically unable to handle her booze. Luckily there are plenty of other choices in this wide-world of intoxicants.
 
2013-09-02 02:51:14 AM
The "author" of the "article" looks like he just got caught in some high beams.
 
2013-09-02 02:52:26 AM
Bad day for young, female, vodka aficionados.
 
2013-09-02 02:57:19 AM
Should have stuck to tequila.
 
2013-09-02 02:59:02 AM
chav problems
 
2013-09-02 03:02:26 AM

berylman: If she really does have defective genes for acetaldehyde dehydrogenase (non-Asian, unlikely) this must have been her first time drinking ever to not have a similar reaction and she went down for 9 shots.  Story doesn't check out exactly.
/it's Smokin' subby


I was thinking the exact same thing. If she had a triple shot of vodka as her first drink I'm surprised she held it down at all, much less drank two more.
 
2013-09-02 03:06:25 AM
mooseyfate:

I could do three triple shots of everclear when I was 16.

I still can't do that and I'm 50. I had my first drink at age 12 and I've been getting drunk at least once every day for about 7 years.


This girl should definitely stay away from alcohol. Not just because she can't handle her booze, but because she is genetically unable to handle her booze.

If she really is. Remember, it's an English paper. But yeah, there's no need for her to drink....


Luckily there are plenty of other choices in this wide-world of intoxicants.

This. There's always Xanax, Klonopin, heroin, liquid Benadryl...
 
2013-09-02 03:08:06 AM
If her throat explodes, just imagine what her butthole will do.

English girls. I shall retire for the evening.
 
2013-09-02 03:15:21 AM
FTA..."it took doctors some time to realise Miss Thomason from Barlby, North Yorkshire, lacks the enzymes necessary to break down alcohol, causing her face to swell."

OMG a fate worse than death...no alcohol ?!?!?! How can you get to be her age and NOT know that about yourself ???
 
2013-09-02 03:22:03 AM
Sure are a lot of people that hate drunks in here.
 
2013-09-02 03:22:42 AM

Cagey B: I'm not so much hung up on her Lurking Hambeast Face, Cleverly Hidden Gut™ or her cankles. Three or four good drinks will fix that. It's that she was too stupid to figure out that three "triple shots" was like nine shots of booze.


a kid in my graduating HS class was totally stoked that he could legally drink. idiot bartender lined them up, Shawn knocked them back one after the other until he was on the floor. lad was dead by the time the ambulance arrived. such a stupid waste. he was a good kid.
 
2013-09-02 03:23:18 AM

sendtodave: Sure are a lot of people that hate drunks in here.


Hey, don't forget about those of us that hate spam bots. Annoying little farkers.
 
2013-09-02 03:25:25 AM
I still can't figure out what she drank in total.  Was each vodka and coke a triple, and then she went to another two bars and drank more?  Or was 9 drinks the total she consumed that night?

Either way... that's a lot of booze for a relatively small person.

She's pretty cute though... not sure what you people are critical of.
 
2013-09-02 03:31:35 AM
That spamming motherfarker will be back. Is it a way we can report them faster?
 
2013-09-02 03:31:42 AM

RodneyToady: She's pretty cute though... not sure what you people are critical of.


Seriously.  I'd hit that like I was trying to get ketchup out of it...
 
2013-09-02 03:40:09 AM
More like "smoking fat".
 
2013-09-02 03:40:30 AM

RatMaster999: RodneyToady: She's pretty cute though... not sure what you people are critical of.

Seriously.  I'd hit that like I was trying to get ketchup out of it...


I LOLed.  But yeah, people seem to be reacting to how they imagine she'll look in 30 years.
 
2013-09-02 03:41:23 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: That spamming motherfarker will be back. Is it a way we can report them faster?


Mods picked him up pretty quickly. I am guessing that a lot of us all reported him at damn near the same time causing their threads to pile up. Received a 'Got it. Thanks' on my report pretty fast.
 
2013-09-02 03:43:12 AM

Alphax: RatMaster999: RodneyToady: She's pretty cute though... not sure what you people are critical of.

Seriously.  I'd hit that like I was trying to get ketchup out of it...

I LOLed.  But yeah, people seem to be reacting to how they imagine she'll look in 30 years.


If everyone did that all the time then there wouldnt be too much sex going on.
 
2013-09-02 03:48:11 AM
I don't think it's that unusual for heavy drinkers to have their throat tear from weakened tissue and vomiting. The surgical emphysema is another issue, but it's clear whoever wrote the article is not a doctor and doesn't entirely care about the cause or timeline of events. It's like Reefer Madness, but with booze- absolutely no context or explanation but all the terrible details.
 
2013-09-02 03:48:28 AM
1. "Smoking hot"? No. Mildly attractive? Yes.
2. "Throat explodes"? No. Tore her through whilst vomiting? Yes.
3. Subby isn't a moron? No. Subby is a moron? Yes.
 
2013-09-02 03:51:29 AM

bindlestiff2600: is it a thought process over there or in the readership


Notice it drops her name, age, location, and school throughout the article with no transition, just sprinkled in like salt... big salt crystals, and I specifically requested no salt!
 
2013-09-02 03:59:52 AM
3 triples and unable to process alcohol? Why isn't she dead? Christ one the first times I drank when I was 15 or so, my friends and I foolishly attempted to try and keep up with several of the college kids (one of our friends older brother among them) we were drinking with. They lined up shots of Jack and we all downed 3-4 shots plus a couple beers in the first couple hours. Needless to say I vomited that night, and was projectile vomiting the next day. My throat hurt so much I could barely talk for a day or so. Far worse was the last flu bug I had where vomited about 5 times the first day I had it. I had little to no voice for about 4 days and it hurt to swallow.

/Thankfully it's very rare that I drink or get stomach bugs to the point of puking
//was in such seriously deep shiat with my parents after the drinking incident.
 
2013-09-02 04:00:19 AM
funnygasm.com
 
2013-09-02 04:11:38 AM

ventrman: I was wondering what Vodak was until I read the Article.


Hi, you must be new here. Let me officially welcome you to Fark!
 
2013-09-02 04:15:20 AM
Also, I'd hit that, but my boyfriend would probably hit me.

And leave me.

But it might be worth it!
 
2013-09-02 04:25:31 AM
(scratches head) if she just had a reaction where her face and throat swelled up, wouldn't it be angioedema? I thought you had to have subcutaneous air to have surgical emphysema...
 
2013-09-02 04:29:28 AM

Cagey B: I'm not so much hung up on her Lurking Hambeast Face, Cleverly Hidden Gut™ or her cankles. Three or four good drinks will fix that. It's that she was too stupid to figure out that three "triple shots" was like nine shots of booze.


you and I are both a) shallow, and b) a biatch. I too looked at the pic at the top of this page and though 'she could stand to lose a couple of pounds'
 
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