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(News.com.au)   Police discover that a Nickelodeon star's suicide threats on Twitter were a hoax, and that she doesn't know the hide behind 7 proxies rule   (news.com.au) divider line 29
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2013-09-01 08:45:26 PM
Headline says one thing, story says something completely different. I must be on Fark...
 
2013-09-02 12:15:53 AM
"I'll take pills and I'll kill myself," the user wrote.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-02 12:16:07 AM
Grande fans, known as "Arianators"

They have their own little Arianation.
 
2013-09-02 12:24:25 AM

mediablitz: Headline says one thing, story says something completely different. I must be on Fark...


Yeah I get the MEME lying (Hot chick...) but really just blatantly pulling a lie like this one is bringing the site down to depths I never thought it would go to.
 
2013-09-02 12:29:38 AM

fusillade762: Grande fans, known as "Arianators"

They have their own little Arianation.


Damn it, that was my joke.
 
2013-09-02 12:38:57 AM
Faking a life-saving heroic action?

DRINK!
 
2013-09-02 01:03:54 AM
THE TWEETS COMING FROM YOUR ROUTER!!!! GET OUT NOW!!!!

/Canadian cops actually investigate the Internet due to: A: Marijuana sales. B: Fake nudity on Facebook(nice elbow nipple). C:Suicidal tweets of a child in danger.
 
2013-09-02 01:04:54 AM
I clicked on the comments expecting an intro to Spongebob with the M.A.S.H. Theme dubbed over it.

Suicide is painless, it takes on many changes...
 
2013-09-02 01:26:26 AM
While I don't wish Ariana Grande would commit suicide, I do wish Nickelodeon would have picked someone different for a show with the Sam character from iCarly. When my kid watches that show I just wince when I start hearing her character's voice, like nails on a chalkboard. And they have not one but two characters that are dumber than a box of rocks. They should have gone with Gibby's character and Sam or anyone else. Hell even the kid with the ventriloquist dummy from Victorious would have been better.
 
2013-09-02 01:31:25 AM

mediablitz: Headline says one thing, story says something completely different. I must be on Fark...


THIS.
I mean, is it SO important to get a greenlight?

Dingleberry Dickwad: While I don't wish Ariana Grande would commit suicide, I do wish Nickelodeon would have picked someone different for a show with the Sam character from iCarly. When my kid watches that show I just wince when I start hearing her character's voice, like nails on a chalkboard. And they have not one but two characters that are dumber than a box of rocks. They should have gone with Gibby's character and Sam or anyone else. Hell even the kid with the ventriloquist dummy from Victorious would have been better.


And this.
iCarley was one of the few shows I could watch with my kids but my own won't even watch that one. Her fake voice just makes it unwatchable. We were hoping Cat would sell her to a rich Sheik and keep her house.
 
2013-09-02 01:33:39 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: While I don't wish Ariana Grande would commit suicide, I do wish Nickelodeon would have picked someone different for a show with the Sam character from iCarly. When my kid watches that show I just wince when I start hearing her character's voice, like nails on a chalkboard. And they have not one but two characters that are dumber than a box of rocks. They should have gone with Gibby's character and Sam or anyone else. Hell even the kid with the ventriloquist dummy from Victorious would have been better.


I keep thinking it's so progressive for Nick to have an oxygen-deficient actress as a co-star, until I realize that's her acting.

/now where's the Jeanette McCurdy bendy pics?
 
2013-09-02 02:03:47 AM
Ariana Grande is ... 20, so the thoughts in my head are just creepy, not criminal.  Bella Thorne, on the other hand, I'll take my seat over there.
 
2013-09-02 03:09:18 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: While I don't wish Ariana Grande would commit suicide, I do wish Nickelodeon would have picked someone different for a show with the Sam character from iCarly. When my kid watches that show I just wince when I start hearing her character's voice, like nails on a chalkboard. And they have not one but two characters that are dumber than a box of rocks. They should have gone with Gibby's character and Sam or anyone else. Hell even the kid with the ventriloquist dummy from Victorious would have been better.


This is among the many reasons I don't want children. I don't think I could handle the kid's entertainment without wandering into the woods and shooting myself.
 
2013-09-02 03:14:42 AM
It was Dan Schneider. He wanted it to LOOK like a suicide...
 
2013-09-02 03:17:49 AM

dickfreckle: Dingleberry Dickwad: While I don't wish Ariana Grande would commit suicide, I do wish Nickelodeon would have picked someone different for a show with the Sam character from iCarly. When my kid watches that show I just wince when I start hearing her character's voice, like nails on a chalkboard. And they have not one but two characters that are dumber than a box of rocks. They should have gone with Gibby's character and Sam or anyone else. Hell even the kid with the ventriloquist dummy from Victorious would have been better.

This is among the many reasons I don't want children. I don't think I could handle the kid's entertainment without wandering into the woods and shooting myself.


It's actually not bad once you get used to it. There's actually been times I've found myself continuing to watch whatever was on the Disney channel for a few hours after I've sent my son to bed.
 
2013-09-02 04:00:19 AM
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2013-09-02 04:13:56 AM
Thought it was Donkey Lips...found out it wasn't and didn't give a fark.
 
2013-09-02 04:21:34 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: dickfreckle: Dingleberry Dickwad: While I don't wish Ariana Grande would commit suicide, I do wish Nickelodeon would have picked someone different for a show with the Sam character from iCarly. When my kid watches that show I just wince when I start hearing her character's voice, like nails on a chalkboard. And they have not one but two characters that are dumber than a box of rocks. They should have gone with Gibby's character and Sam or anyone else. Hell even the kid with the ventriloquist dummy from Victorious would have been better.

This is among the many reasons I don't want children. I don't think I could handle the kid's entertainment without wandering into the woods and shooting myself.

It's actually not bad once you get used to it. There's actually been times I've found myself continuing to watch whatever was on the Disney channel for a few hours after I've sent my son to bed.


That's just the result of brain damage caused by watching those shows for too long.

I've noticed the same thing after I've watched the shows with my niece for a while.
 
2013-09-02 04:32:37 AM
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/An excuse to post this pic?
//I will take.
///No idea who this story is about.
 
2013-09-02 04:54:51 AM
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2013-09-02 07:26:58 AM
No one needs a twitter.
 
2013-09-02 08:51:21 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: dickfreckle: Dingleberry Dickwad: While I don't wish Ariana Grande would commit suicide, I do wish Nickelodeon would have picked someone different for a show with the Sam character from iCarly. When my kid watches that show I just wince when I start hearing her character's voice, like nails on a chalkboard. And they have not one but two characters that are dumber than a box of rocks. They should have gone with Gibby's character and Sam or anyone else. Hell even the kid with the ventriloquist dummy from Victorious would have been better.

This is among the many reasons I don't want children. I don't think I could handle the kid's entertainment without wandering into the woods and shooting myself.

It's actually not bad once you get used to it. There's actually been times I've found myself continuing to watch whatever was on the Disney channel for a few hours after I've sent my son to bed.


It has more to do with the teenage T&A than anything else.  Good Luck Charlie is occasionally watchable, but then again, the mom is hot:

www.sippycupmom.com

/dayum
 
2013-09-02 10:51:42 AM
"Police discover that a Nickelodeon star's suicide threats on Twitter were a hoax..."

Was it a message in a bottle?

Don't stand so close to me.
 
2013-09-02 11:16:39 AM

blue_2501: Dingleberry Dickwad: dickfreckle: Dingleberry Dickwad: While I don't wish Ariana Grande would commit suicide, I do wish Nickelodeon would have picked someone different for a show with the Sam character from iCarly. When my kid watches that show I just wince when I start hearing her character's voice, like nails on a chalkboard. And they have not one but two characters that are dumber than a box of rocks. They should have gone with Gibby's character and Sam or anyone else. Hell even the kid with the ventriloquist dummy from Victorious would have been better.

This is among the many reasons I don't want children. I don't think I could handle the kid's entertainment without wandering into the woods and shooting myself.

It's actually not bad once you get used to it. There's actually been times I've found myself continuing to watch whatever was on the Disney channel for a few hours after I've sent my son to bed.

It has more to do with the teenage T&A than anything else.  Good Luck Charlie is occasionally watchable, but then again, the mom is hot:

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/dayum


She was on Charmed during season 1. That's how I got suckered into Good Luck Charlie as a guilty pleasure.

www.hotflick.net
 
2013-09-02 12:01:35 PM

blue_2501: Dingleberry Dickwad: dickfreckle: Dingleberry Dickwad: While I don't wish Ariana Grande would commit suicide, I do wish Nickelodeon would have picked someone different for a show with the Sam character from iCarly. When my kid watches that show I just wince when I start hearing her character's voice, like nails on a chalkboard. And they have not one but two characters that are dumber than a box of rocks. They should have gone with Gibby's character and Sam or anyone else. Hell even the kid with the ventriloquist dummy from Victorious would have been better.

This is among the many reasons I don't want children. I don't think I could handle the kid's entertainment without wandering into the woods and shooting myself.

It's actually not bad once you get used to it. There's actually been times I've found myself continuing to watch whatever was on the Disney channel for a few hours after I've sent my son to bed.

It has more to do with the teenage T&A than anything else.  Good Luck Charlie is occasionally watchable, but then again, the mom is hot:

[www.sippycupmom.com image 199x266]

/dayum


She seems to look better there than she does on the show. I've never really liked the mom from Good Luck Charlie. Now the one from Wizards of Waverly Place...

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2013-09-02 12:15:29 PM

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2013-09-02 03:57:39 PM
This is truly the Romeo and Juliette tragedy of our time.
 
2013-09-03 12:19:48 AM
Someone should tell that Arianator that this was not The Way to promote an album release.....

Actually, Ariana is a really good singer, unlike most of her Disney/Nickelodeon PopStar Wannabees.  As for Sam and Cat...it actually is a good show.   Oh and Ariana does not sound like Cat in real life
 
2013-09-03 09:34:30 AM

dickfreckle: This is among the many reasons I don't want children. I don't think I could handle the kid's entertainment without wandering into the woods and shooting myself.


Yeah, there are some shows that pretty much make ya want to do just this....such as Caillou.  (look it up if you feel like vomiting)

But the trick is, when they get older introduce them to abundant DVD goodness....classic WB toons, Tom & Jerry, Gerry Anderson puppet shows (my daughter grooves on Fireball XL-5), Andy Griffith, Pink Panther (including the Inspector and the Ant and the Aardvark), Three Stooges, and on and on.

My daughter is 9, and I've got her thoroughly hooked on Star Trek.  We watch one every nite...plus she's started watching the Twilight Zone.  And, she watches Gunsmoke every afternoon with me (ol' Marshal Dillon's gonna plug somebody).

Plus movies, like 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, The Swiss Family Robinson, and old Sci Fi like The Day the Earth Stood Still and Forbidden Planet. Not to mention Star Wars.

So yeah, horrible stuff when they're young, but you get to school them on classis movies and shows later on....and that ROCKS.
 
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