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(The Consumerist)   26 year old unemployed Illinois guy is youngest Publisher's Clearing House winner ever. Maybe because not many 26-year olds order "World War 2" magazine   (consumerist.com) divider line 12
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2013-09-01 05:09:22 PM  
4 votes:

The_Original_Roxtar: "living paycheck to paycheck"
"buying new magazine subscriptions"

maybe if you weren't buying shiat you didn't need, you wouldn't be living paycheck to paycheck.


How dare these poor people buy things other than food and a roof?

Their entitlement sickens me to the point I just vomited all over my keyboard.

You hear that you disgusting grossly inept and overly entitled poor? You now owe me a new keyboard.

Expect my calls alongside the rest of your collections calls.. which of course you will ignore, probably as you head out the door to frivolously waste money you don't have on exorbitant  purchases such as a magazine, or *gasp* perhaps a candy bar, or *hrnngng* (sorry I almost vomited again) a movie ticket.

/You'll get the popcorn too, we all know you will, even though it's upwards of $7, because you take no responsibility for yourselves.
2013-09-01 06:00:38 PM  
2 votes:
I think I'm related to that guy.

/didn't read TFA
2013-09-01 05:46:10 PM  
2 votes:
But it's MY money and I want it NOW!

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2013-09-01 05:16:38 PM  
2 votes:

eKonk: Savage Belief: At least it wasn't someone that finds Ed Mac Mahon still attractive.

To be fair, Mr. McMahon has lost a lot of weight in the past few years and his trademark smile is reportedly broader than ever. I'm not gay, but I have no problem going so far as to   say he's a rather attractive gentleman.give him a hanjob in the men's room stall.


/Fixed that for my own enjoyment
2013-09-01 05:01:51 PM  
2 votes:
He should buy his Mom some teefus.
2013-09-01 08:33:42 PM  
1 votes:

Mateorabi: "not many 26-year olds order "World War 2" magazine"

Dave?


Dave's not here, man
2013-09-01 07:21:10 PM  
1 votes:

Anenu: I could use a bunch of money right now. I have to pay back my college, replace my 6 year old computer, and my 20 year old car. It would also be nice to move out of my crap apartment and into something decent and possibly move to a large sized city instead of the small crappy town I live in now.


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2013-09-01 05:44:18 PM  
1 votes:

The_Original_Roxtar: "living paycheck to paycheck"
"buying new magazine subscriptions"

maybe if you weren't buying shiat you didn't need, you wouldn't be living paycheck to paycheck.


Right on.

I can't think of less deserving sweepstakes winners than these selfish pricks with their decadent $15 magazine subscription ...

You know they're just going to blow the money on name brand groceries, rather than the discount store brand.
2013-09-01 05:38:37 PM  
1 votes:
I hate Illinois Nazis
2013-09-01 05:29:32 PM  
1 votes:
So maybe he likes football, and porno, and books about war. Does that make him an asshole?
2013-09-01 05:15:33 PM  
1 votes:
Seen walking up the driveway...

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2013-09-01 05:01:30 PM  
1 votes:
At least it wasn't someone that finds Ed Mac Mahon still attractive.
 
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