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(BBC)   No parking allowed for the next nine inches   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 62
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2013-09-01 03:23:03 PM
"That's what she said."
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-09-01 03:23:54 PM
I don't get the outrage. They had two areas subject to different parking rules and put a short gap between them in which nobody could park.
 
2013-09-01 03:36:45 PM
The toy car could park there.
 
2013-09-01 04:29:12 PM

Apos: "That's what she said."


she told me to give her nine inches and make it hurt, so I screwed her twice and slapped her
 
2013-09-01 04:29:13 PM

NutWrench: The toy car could park there.


Update: the toy car has been towed away by a toy towtruck
 
2013-09-01 04:29:24 PM
This counts as news?
 
2013-09-01 04:30:29 PM
So its just some seperator? Between two different areas? So what the BFD? Go be outraged somewhere else.
 
2013-09-01 04:31:13 PM

Smoking GNU: This counts as news?


No.  That's why it's on Fark...
 
2013-09-01 04:31:43 PM

Smoking GNU: This counts as news?


Ahem... This is not news, it is fark.com
What were you expecting?
 
2013-09-01 04:33:01 PM

EVERYBODY PANIC: Smoking GNU: This counts as news?

Ahem... This is not news, it is fark.com
What were you expecting?


Ok, lemme expand that thought a bit further to clarify:

This counts as news to the BBC?
 
2013-09-01 04:34:21 PM

Apos: "That's what she said."


*shakes abnormally large fist*
 
2013-09-01 04:35:05 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Apos: "That's what she said."

*shakes abnormally large fist*


Like he knows what he's talking about.
 
2013-09-01 04:35:49 PM

8Fingers: So its just some seperator? Between two different areas? So what the BFD? Go be outraged somewhere else.


This bureaucratic oversight flies in the face of everything the British fought for in WW2.
 
2013-09-01 04:35:57 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Apos: "That's what she said."

*shakes abnormally large fist*


Because masturbation?
 
2013-09-01 04:36:07 PM

Smoking GNU: EVERYBODY PANIC: Smoking GNU: This counts as news?

Ahem... This is not news, it is fark.com
What were you expecting?

Ok, lemme expand that thought a bit further to clarify:

This counts as news to the BBC?


I stand corrected. I used to live over there, and this is a headline quality report. Carry on good sir.
 
2013-09-01 04:37:25 PM
"This was a mistake by a contractor. We are obviously not happy about it."

lostintegrity.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-01 04:39:53 PM
That's wha-

Apos: "That's what she said."


Oh... I see we've covered this then...
 
2013-09-01 04:40:40 PM
My 12 inches have all of my family members tattooed on it. It was only the sensible thing to do.

/not 12, can't even see it..............
 
2013-09-01 04:44:07 PM
"Nigel gave me a drawing that said 18 inches. Now, whether or not he knows the difference between feet and inches is not my problem. I do what I'm told."
 
2013-09-01 04:44:16 PM
Let me whip out my big ten-inch*


*record
 
2013-09-01 04:44:18 PM

Smoking GNU: EVERYBODY PANIC: Smoking GNU: This counts as news?

Ahem... This is not news, it is fark.com
What were you expecting?

Ok, lemme expand that thought a bit further to clarify:

This counts as news to the BBC?


Must be a slow royals day.
 
2013-09-01 04:47:48 PM

lack of warmth: Smoking GNU: EVERYBODY PANIC: Smoking GNU: This counts as news?

Ahem... This is not news, it is fark.com
What were you expecting?

Ok, lemme expand that thought a bit further to clarify:

This counts as news to the BBC?

Must be a slow royals day.


August has been a very bad month for them, perhaps September will be better
 
2013-09-01 04:50:09 PM
What is this? A parking spot for ANTS?
 
2013-09-01 04:59:19 PM
Funny. That's the same rejection I got from *insertpopularhotactresshere*
 
2013-09-01 05:04:03 PM

EVERYBODY PANIC: Smoking GNU: This counts as news?

Ahem... This is not news, it is fark.com
What were you expecting?


But Fark (hehe, sorry, juvenile mind sometimes) is now "Real News, Real Funny" apparently.
 
2013-09-01 05:05:04 PM
I wanna fark you like an animal
 
2013-09-01 05:06:25 PM

Billy Liar: "Nigel gave me a drawing that said 18 inches. Now, whether or not he knows the difference between feet and inches is not my problem. I do what I'm told."


There's a fine line between stupid and clever"
 
2013-09-01 05:15:21 PM

DrunkWithImpotence: EVERYBODY PANIC: Smoking GNU: This counts as news?

Ahem... This is not news, it is fark.com
What were you expecting?

But Fark (hehe, sorry, juvenile mind sometimes) is now "Real News, Real Funny" apparently.


Sniff sniff... I'll get over it.
 
2013-09-01 05:23:40 PM
Bet the contractor charges by set of lines painted, at a flat rate?
 
2013-09-01 05:23:59 PM

nutkick_42: Smoking GNU: This counts as news?

No.  That's why it's on Fark...


EVERYBODY PANIC: Smoking GNU: This counts as news?

Ahem... This is not news, it is fark.com
What were you expecting?


"Real news. Real funny"

Where is your god now?
 
2013-09-01 05:34:57 PM
Penis.
 
2013-09-01 05:39:21 PM

Karma Chameleon: nutkick_42: Smoking GNU: This counts as news?

No.  That's why it's on Fark...

EVERYBODY PANIC: Smoking GNU: This counts as news?

Ahem... This is not news, it is fark.com
What were you expecting?

"Real news. Real funny"

Where is your god now?


The mobile site still has the old "It's not news..." slogan.
 
2013-09-01 05:42:12 PM

Langston: NutWrench: The toy car could park there.

Update: the toy car has been towed away by a toy towtruck


Tonka you all for coming, and don't forget to tip the waitress....
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-09-01 06:03:11 PM

Pribar: Apos: "That's what she said."

she told me to give her nine inches and make it hurt, so I screwed her twice and slapped her


Too much effort. I would just cut 3"inches off a desk ruler and smack her around with it.
 
2013-09-01 06:03:45 PM

DuncanMhor: Bet the contractor charges by set of lines painted, at a flat rate?


As a former public works inspector, the contractor gets paid by the inch, unless specified as a unit.
 
2013-09-01 06:05:26 PM
Politicians, casting blame?  You don't say?
 
2013-09-01 06:09:46 PM
Pic is so zoomed in I can't even figure out WTF I'm supposed to be outraged about.
 
2013-09-01 06:17:07 PM

EkimProx: I wanna fark you like an animal


nine inch ridiculous parking rules

Sounds like I have a tribute band. The first album will be "Pretty Parking Meter".
 
2013-09-01 06:22:41 PM
Karma Chameleon * * Smartest * Funniest 2013-09-01 05:23:59 PM nutkick_42: Smoking GNU: This counts as news? No. That's why it's on Fark... EVERYBODY PANIC: Smoking GNU: This counts as news? Ahem... This is not news, it is fark.com What were you expecting? "Real news. Real funny" Where is your god now?
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What, wait? They changed it?

Fark is not news, dammit. That's the whole point!
 
2013-09-01 06:28:28 PM
So all the News of the World reporters got jobs at BBC? THIS is news?
 
2013-09-01 06:30:13 PM

Enigmamf: So all the News of the World reporters got jobs at BBC? THIS is news?


I believe we already covered this above.
 
2013-09-01 06:41:05 PM

EkimProx: I wanna fark you like an animal


MOOOOOO!
 
2013-09-01 06:41:44 PM

Pribar: Apos: "That's what she said."

she told me to give her nine inches and make it hurt, so I screwed her twice and slapped her


sounds like last night

/ba dum tshs
 
2013-09-01 06:50:33 PM
How much is that in metric?
 
2013-09-01 06:59:53 PM

lordargent: Pic is so zoomed in I can't even figure out WTF I'm supposed to be outraged about.


Citizen, trust the machine. Go forth, in anger. Question nothing.
 
2013-09-01 07:01:15 PM

Smoking GNU: Enigmamf: So all the News of the World reporters got jobs at BBC? THIS is news?

I believe we already covered this above.


It's bad enough I have to read the articles, I've got to read the comments too?
 
2013-09-01 07:06:36 PM

traylor: How much is that in metric?


16 o'clock.
 
2013-09-01 07:11:04 PM

Smoking GNU: EVERYBODY PANIC: Smoking GNU: This counts as news?

Ahem... This is not news, it is fark.com
What were you expecting?

Ok, lemme expand that thought a bit further to clarify:

This counts as news to the BBC?


Yeah, they probably had to cancel several big stories to work on this one, and delete tons of things on Syria to get the disc space freed up for it.
 
2013-09-01 07:22:36 PM
Time for the Tex Avery ffold up briefcase car. In your face, limeys. From a putative Texan, no less.
 
2013-09-01 07:23:31 PM
So now the council will pay to pressure clean the yellow away and that will then clean the stone enough that the historical people will get upset at the listed road surface being defaced.  Meanwhile some other idiot will be saying the new parking areas meet the new regulations except for that nine inches and will put up a sign.  No wonder Thatcher wanted to get rid of most of the people in local councils.
 
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