Plissken: Nearly headless? How can someone be nearly headless?
johnny_vegas: J. Frank Parnell: Curious they never mention how this was discovered.Police use ATVs to get around in the woods looking for crops. Maybe they took offense at his attempt to kill them, and moved the wires.the dying, twitching, moaning man on the blood-soaked ground may have alerted some people that all was not as well as it could be
doglover: I don't get why they add in "the coroner pronounced him dead at XX:00" BS in the articles. Newspapers are not legal documents, death certificates are. Just use the vernacular and tell us a ballpark of when the guy died, not when some poor schmuck with rubber gloves bagged him and tagged him.
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