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(TMZ)   Lamar Odom seen in Blockbuster Video store, says he hasn't been inside something that old and busted since Khloe Kardashian   (tmz.com ) divider line
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2013-09-01 11:59:45 AM  

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2013-09-01 12:03:12 PM  
Subby wins one Internets for this headline.

But, seriously, I want the next headline I see about the Kardashian family to include the phrase "all died painfully in a terrible plane crash."
 
2013-09-01 12:59:26 PM  
Why hasn't anyone realized that all of this is being fed to TMZ by the Kardashians?
 
2013-09-01 01:06:34 PM  

jake_lex: Subby wins one Internets for this headline.

But, seriously, I want the next headline I see about the Kardashian family to include the phrase "all died painfully in a terrible plane crash."


I'm mobile, so I can't ftfy. But I hope it says "all died painfully when Kanye's jet crashed".
 
2013-09-01 01:29:08 PM  

MattyFridays: Why hasn't anyone realized that all of this is being fed to TMZ by the Kardashians?


Even the DUI?

/Let me guess, Kris spiked his drink. It was all a setup
 
2013-09-01 02:00:09 PM  
I can't believe a thread about Lamar Odom going to Blockbuster was greenlit. Slowest celebrity/entertainment news day ever.
 
2013-09-01 02:06:03 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: MattyFridays: Why hasn't anyone realized that all of this is being fed to TMZ by the Kardashians?

Even the DUI?

/Let me guess, Kris spiked his drink. It was all a setup


The DUI is because TMZ has moles in the police department who tip them off.  But the specific text conversation between Lamar and his "junkie" friend?  Or the complete horseshiat that he goes out on crack benders, cleans up for the season, then goes back on crack?
 
2013-09-01 02:09:38 PM  
I would love it if there was still a Blockbuster, or any video store around here. I miss the days of wandering around a video store browsing movies. I've always found it a little strange how a vending machine put an entire industry out of business.
 
2013-09-01 02:59:41 PM  
Every time I see the name Lamar Odom, I can't help realizing that it's an anagram for Mold Aroma.
 
2013-09-01 04:08:51 PM  
I thought the pic of him trying to go unnoticed in a taxi was way funnier.

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2013-09-01 04:12:07 PM  

ReapTheChaos: I would love it if there was still a Blockbuster, or any video store around here. I miss the days of wandering around a video store browsing movies. I've always found it a little strange how a vending machine put an entire industry out of business.


Go to the largest public library in your area. Seriously. Some are amazingly well stocked.
 
2013-09-01 04:14:01 PM  

show me: ReapTheChaos: I would love it if there was still a Blockbuster, or any video store around here. I miss the days of wandering around a video store browsing movies. I've always found it a little strange how a vending machine put an entire industry out of business.

Go to the largest public library in your area. Seriously. Some are amazingly well stocked.


Oh, I just saw you were from Texas. Sorry. I doubt if they still have public libraries there.
 
2013-09-01 04:16:37 PM  

ng2810: I thought the pic of him trying to go unnoticed in a taxi was way funnier.

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2013-09-01 04:18:14 PM  

show me: show me: ReapTheChaos: I would love it if there was still a Blockbuster, or any video store around here. I miss the days of wandering around a video store browsing movies. I've always found it a little strange how a vending machine put an entire industry out of business.

Go to the largest public library in your area. Seriously. Some are amazingly well stocked.

Oh, I just saw you were from Texas. Sorry. I doubt if they still have public libraries there.


I believe libraries are yet to be outlawed in Austin.
 
2013-09-01 04:32:33 PM  

ng2810: I thought the pic of him trying to go unnoticed in a taxi was way funnier.

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I have seen that pic a half dozen times.I laugh harder each time.
 
2013-09-01 04:33:56 PM  

show me: show me: ReapTheChaos: I would love it if there was still a Blockbuster, or any video store around here. I miss the days of wandering around a video store browsing movies. I've always found it a little strange how a vending machine put an entire industry out of business.

Go to the largest public library in your area. Seriously. Some are amazingly well stocked.

Oh, I just saw you were from Texas. Sorry. I doubt if they still have public libraries there.


I can't speak for all Texas towns, but McAllen has one of the largest public libraries in the U.S. It was formerly a Walmart.

Former Walmart in McAllen, Texas becomes award winning public library
 
2013-09-01 04:54:10 PM  

MattyFridays: B.L.Z. Bub: MattyFridays: Why hasn't anyone realized that all of this is being fed to TMZ by the Kardashians?

Even the DUI?

/Let me guess, Kris spiked his drink. It was all a setup

The DUI is because TMZ has moles in the police department who tip them off.  But the specific text conversation between Lamar and his "junkie" friend?  Or the complete horseshiat that he goes out on crack benders, cleans up for the season, then goes back on crack?


If he can go on crack benders in the off season then get back to playing form at the NBA level he is the most bad ass junkie ever. People tend to notice 20+ lbs weight loss in a short amount of time. I've seen the effects of a crack bender first farking hand. A human being cannot maintain the basics of keeping your life from falling apart on a moderate bender. No way no how do you get back to playing form for any sport after a bender LO can afford.
 
2013-09-01 05:39:11 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: show me: show me: ReapTheChaos: I would love it if there was still a Blockbuster, or any video store around here. I miss the days of wandering around a video store browsing movies. I've always found it a little strange how a vending machine put an entire industry out of business.

Go to the largest public library in your area. Seriously. Some are amazingly well stocked.

Oh, I just saw you were from Texas. Sorry. I doubt if they still have public libraries there.

I can't speak for all Texas towns, but McAllen has one of the largest public libraries in the U.S. It was formerly a Walmart.

Former Walmart in McAllen, Texas becomes award winning public library


Shhhhh!!!! Rick Perry will find out and defund it!

/Actually, that is pretty cool. Would be interesting to see if I'm ever down there. Is that close to Ft. Hood? My nephew is stationed there.
 
2013-09-01 07:02:43 PM  
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2013-09-01 07:10:16 PM  

show me: show me: ReapTheChaos: I would love it if there was still a Blockbuster, or any video store around here. I miss the days of wandering around a video store browsing movies. I've always found it a little strange how a vending machine put an entire industry out of business.

Go to the largest public library in your area. Seriously. Some are amazingly well stocked.

Oh, I just saw you were from Texas. Sorry. I doubt if they still have public libraries there.


Easy joke man. You're better than that aren't you? Also, you're in Missouri. WTf? Look around you! You're surrounded by retarded states and you somehow think you're in a different class than Arkansas, Kentucky, Nebraska etc.?
 
2013-09-01 07:12:48 PM  

show me: Bathia_Mapes: show me: show me: ReapTheChaos: I would love it if there was still a Blockbuster, or any video store around here. I miss the days of wandering around a video store browsing movies. I've always found it a little strange how a vending machine put an entire industry out of business.

Go to the largest public library in your area. Seriously. Some are amazingly well stocked.

Oh, I just saw you were from Texas. Sorry. I doubt if they still have public libraries there.

I can't speak for all Texas towns, but McAllen has one of the largest public libraries in the U.S. It was formerly a Walmart.

Former Walmart in McAllen, Texas becomes award winning public library

Shhhhh!!!! Rick Perry will find out and defund it!

/Actually, that is pretty cool. Would be interesting to see if I'm ever down there. Is that close to Ft. Hood? My nephew is stationed there.


I don't live in the area, or Texas for that matter, so I have no clue. I just heard about this library some time ago and thought it was pretty awesome.
 
2013-09-01 08:38:00 PM  

devilskware: show me: show me: ReapTheChaos: I would love it if there was still a Blockbuster, or any video store around here. I miss the days of wandering around a video store browsing movies. I've always found it a little strange how a vending machine put an entire industry out of business.

Go to the largest public library in your area. Seriously. Some are amazingly well stocked.

Oh, I just saw you were from Texas. Sorry. I doubt if they still have public libraries there.

Easy joke man. You're better than that aren't you? Also, you're in Missouri. WTf? Look around you! You're surrounded by retarded states and you somehow think you're in a different class than Arkansas, Kentucky, Nebraska etc.?


Please chill, man. It was a joke. I lived in Texas for two years on a consulting job about 15 years ago and it was one of the best times in my life. I still have friends and fond memories of that time. (Well, OK, it was in Austin.) I know we have many idiots around here, but it's not so bad in the Metro St. Louis area. I mostly have a slight grudge against Texas because they set the de facto standard for textbooks in schools and some people are trying to teach God instead of science. I'm sorry I disparaged your state, but it happens to me all the time. Welcome to Fark.
 
2013-09-01 09:50:31 PM  
I hate that family but remember something where Khloe was bragging about having a man and for her younger sisters to take her lead and not Kim.

I'm glad she failed, biatch.
 
2013-09-01 09:50:37 PM  

listernine: jake_lex: Subby wins one Internets for this headline.

But, seriously, I want the next headline I see about the Kardashian family to include the phrase "all died painfully in a terrible plane crash."

I'm mobile, so I can't ftfy. But I hope it says "all died painfully when Kanye's jet crashed".


I'm okay with this except for Kendall. She still has potential. I won't say anything else till she turns legal.

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2013-09-01 09:53:07 PM  
Kendal needs implants. Other than that, I would love to make her crotch greasy.
 
2013-09-02 12:32:53 AM  
Lamar Odom looks like Tyrone the Crackhead from Chappelle Show.
 
2013-09-02 12:34:50 AM  
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