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(Chicago Trib)   You know your Saturday was totally awesome when you wind up being tased, then taken to the hospital for "observation" and to get bits of car windshield removed from your buttocks   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 11
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2013-09-01 08:47:12 AM
The North Coast Music Festival draws thousands of people to Union Park on the near west side and this year features performances from dozens of acts, including Nas, the Wu Tang Clan, and Mac Miller.

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Strange what passes for entertainment these days
 
2013-09-01 08:55:21 AM
I once had bits of windshield glass imbedded in my scalp. I don't remember it being particularly awesome.

They told me the sarcasm detecting region of my brain would never work again.
 
2013-09-01 08:57:33 AM
Perhaps he was protesting the high cost of diesel fuel.
 
2013-09-01 09:00:15 AM
Magically, the mention of buttocks conjures up shrimp. Who can say why?

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2013-09-01 09:09:16 AM
Meh, we call that Tuesday here in Florida.
 
2013-09-01 11:48:38 AM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Meh, we call that Tuesday here in Florida.


Came to post this. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
 
2013-09-01 12:16:13 PM
If a guy is tripping and not complying with commands it is unlikely that tasering him will help the situation.
 
2013-09-01 02:16:57 PM

berylman: If a guy is tripping and not complying with commands it is unlikely that tasering him will help the situation.


What I was thinking. Does failure to respond to instructions now constitute sufficient grounds for a tazing or is it just at the discretion whim of the cop?
 
2013-09-01 02:36:33 PM

J. Frank Parnell: I once had bits of windshield glass imbedded in my scalp. I don't remember it being particularly awesome.


Same here.   Shards of glass wiggled their way up through my scalp for approximately three weeks after the car accident because someone blew a stop sign.  Nothing really awesome about that at all.  Thankfully there was no tazing or nudity involved, so I suppose I should be thankful for the small things.
 
2013-09-01 08:09:23 PM

jamspoon: berylman: If a guy is tripping and not complying with commands it is unlikely that tasering him will help the situation.

What I was thinking. Does failure to respond to instructions now constitute sufficient grounds for a tazing or is it just at the discretion whim of the cop?


What do you want them to do instead? Shoot him? Of course that could probably be arranged.
 
2013-09-01 08:51:39 PM

Nidiot: jamspoon: berylman: If a guy is tripping and not complying with commands it is unlikely that tasering him will help the situation.

What I was thinking. Does failure to respond to instructions now constitute sufficient grounds for a tazing or is it just at the discretion whim of the cop?

What do you want them to do instead? Shoot him? Of course that could probably be arranged.


No, no, that comes  after extracting a "campaign donation."  But before Geraldo Rivera opens him to find... nothing.

It's the Chicago way.
 
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