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(DNA Info)   Woman offers her philatelic collection for hit man to stamp out her husband   (dnainfo.com) divider line 29
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2013-09-01 08:16:06 AM
Pro Tip: The "hit man" is *always* a cop.
 
2013-09-01 08:19:02 AM
Looks like your plans have been...

[puts on shades]

canceled.

YEEEEEEAAAAAHHH!
 
2013-09-01 08:20:52 AM
Please remit $60,000.   No stamps please.
 
2013-09-01 08:28:34 AM
She had a dildo collection?
 
2013-09-01 08:38:16 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: She had a dildo collection?


When I read the headline, I was confused as to how an individual collected blowjobs.
 
2013-09-01 08:40:21 AM
Man, I ought to get into the pretend-to-be-a-hitman racket; there is apparently always demand for people to turn you in. I bet I can get some cash from the non-dead spouse
 
2013-09-01 08:45:29 AM
Looks like this time, she finally got licked.
 
2013-09-01 08:47:38 AM
And it looks like the charges will be sticking.
 
2013-09-01 08:47:45 AM
www.bakedziti.net

Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-09-01 08:53:39 AM
Was one of them a million dollar Ayatollah Khomeini stamp or was it just a post civil war stamp of Ulysses S Grant nursing a hangover?
 
2013-09-01 09:01:38 AM
In my younger days I had a large collection of stamps. Penny Blacks, Red Mercuries, all the first issues from all over the world.

In the end, I gave it up when I realised that philately will get you nowhere.
 
2013-09-01 09:15:48 AM

iron de havilland: In my younger days I had a large collection of stamps. Penny Blacks, Red Mercuries, all the first issues from all over the world.

In the end, I gave it up when I realised that philately will get you nowhere.


It's still better than collecting pins.
 
2013-09-01 09:37:33 AM
www.venturefans.org
 
2013-09-01 09:59:44 AM
If you haven't read Lawrence Block's series of books about a stamp collecting hit man, I highly recommend them.
 
2013-09-01 10:24:37 AM

ScaryBottles: [www.venturefans.org image 300x193]


My work here has been done for me. Bravo.
 
2013-09-01 10:28:59 AM
Like a hit man will know anything about the value of stamps or want the hassle of moving them.
 
2013-09-01 10:48:43 AM
battered wife defense in 3,2,1....
 
2013-09-01 11:29:42 AM

iron de havilland: In my younger days I had a large collection of stamps. Penny Blacks, Red Mercuries, all the first issues from all over the world.

In the end, I gave it up when I realised that philately will get you nowhere.


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2013-09-01 11:32:34 AM

JerkStore: If you haven't read Lawrence Block's series of books about a stamp collecting hit man, I highly recommend them.


Ooooooh, thanks!
 
2013-09-01 11:53:40 AM
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Just like that.  Aaaaand now we take a gun and put ourselves out of our misery.
 
2013-09-01 11:59:06 AM
Porgy: Oh, not now, Mudhead! They need me at the last meeting of the philatelist's club.
Mudhead: I didn't know you masturbated.
 
2013-09-01 12:06:43 PM

ScaryBottles:


Damn you! Came in here to make a lepidopterist comment!
 
2013-09-01 12:45:13 PM
This is why I always use Craigslist for that kind of stuff.
 
2013-09-01 12:53:17 PM

JerkStore: If you haven't read Lawrence Block's series of books about a stamp collecting hit man, I highly recommend them.


Came here for this reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-09-01 03:17:43 PM
I think we stamped out all angles of this story. Good job, Fark.
 
2013-09-01 03:42:59 PM
My name is Sir Edmolio Pisstwurm-Guffaw.  I like to drone on and on tiresomely about my rare and extremely valuable set of erotic postage stamps from Zaire...
 
2013-09-01 03:57:16 PM
She was caught, proving philately doesn't recapitulate calamity.

Please, don't Haeckel me.
 
2013-09-01 06:32:46 PM
Woman offers her philatelic collection for hit man to stamp out her husband 

Eh, it's better than a
'Woman' offers you her phallic erection to rub one out on her 'husband'.
 
2013-09-02 01:00:48 AM
Great headline, Subby
 
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