Vance Uppercut: so, he harshes the guys mellow, scuffs up his pants, ruins his smoke, and gets his ass handed to him, then he wants to shake hands...macho all drunks are so annoying.
Lionel Mandrake: Dude kept his smoke alive the whole time. Nice."Look, punk, I was drinking with Commissars while you were still developing Fetal Alcohol Syndrome!"
i_dig_chicks: Drunks in Europe are funnier than the drunks around here.
Smackledorfer: i_dig_chicks: Drunks in Europe are funnier than the drunks around here.Europe? I've seen that a few times lately when talking about Russia. Is that the new Austria/Australia meme?
th0rough: Smackledorfer: i_dig_chicks: Drunks in Europe are funnier than the drunks around here.Europe? I've seen that a few times lately when talking about Russia. Is that the new Austria/Australia meme?polish license plate; speaking polish..."lol russians!!!"
KarmicDisaster: Wait a minute, did he take a call during the fight?
Joe Peanut: First rule of drunken Russian street MMA: don't drop your cigarette.Second rule of drunken Russian street MMA: if your phone rings in the middle of the match, make sure to answer it.
mongbiohazard: KarmicDisaster: Wait a minute, did he take a call during the fight?He did indeed. Pretty funny. Sort of wish I could understand what they were saying. I am imagining it was something like, "Dude, seriously, just chill out comrade."
FrancoFile: Ain't no drunk like a RussianLithuanian drunk, cause a RussianLithuanian drunk don't stop smoking and grinning toothlessly at his buddies.
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