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(Bare Fights)   Old drunk guy teaches a young drunk guy a lesson   (barefights.com) divider line 32
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2013-09-01 09:07:43 AM  
That was pretty slick
 
2013-09-01 09:08:30 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-01 09:15:39 AM  
that was actually pretty sad to watch.
 
2013-09-01 10:18:53 AM  
Dude kept his smoke alive the whole time.  Nice.

"Look, punk, I was drinking with Commissars while you were still developing Fetal Alcohol Syndrome!"
 
2013-09-01 12:11:08 PM  
There's a theme going on in that side-bar, lotta cat-fights.
 
2013-09-01 12:26:25 PM  
Didn't even have to put out his cig.
/respect.
 
2013-09-01 12:41:06 PM  
"Hello 911?

Da.

biatch almost made me put down my cig."
 
2013-09-01 12:42:41 PM  
Drunks in Europe are funnier than the drunks around here.
 
2013-09-01 12:51:28 PM  
so, he harshes the guys mellow, scuffs up his pants, ruins his smoke, and gets his ass handed to him, then he wants to shake hands...macho drunks are so annoying.
 
2013-09-01 01:08:11 PM  

Vance Uppercut: so, he harshes the guys mellow, scuffs up his pants, ruins his smoke, and gets his ass handed to him, then he wants to shake hands...macho all drunks are so annoying.


FTFY
 
2013-09-01 01:14:29 PM  
Neato, QWOP got a graphics upgrade AND multiplayer
 
2013-09-01 01:38:31 PM  
uugh.   filters,  how do they work?
 
2013-09-01 01:41:11 PM  
"Don't make me put my smoke down."
 
2013-09-01 01:46:18 PM  
I like how he's puffing his cigarette nonchalontly, and takes a phone call while kicking his ass.
Always bet on the old guy.
 
2013-09-01 02:02:24 PM  
Usually not a fan of fights, but that one was actually kind of adorable.

The younger guy could have turned things around once he was laying face down...all he had to do was fling his left arm upwards into the other guy's junk b/c he was in a very, very vulnerable position.
 
2013-09-01 03:08:47 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Dude kept his smoke alive the whole time.  Nice.

"Look, punk, I was drinking with Commissars while you were still developing Fetal Alcohol Syndrome!"


Ain't no drunk like a Russian drunk, cause a Russian drunk don't stop smoking and grinning toothlessly at his buddies.
 
2013-09-01 04:13:06 PM  

i_dig_chicks: Drunks in Europe are funnier than the drunks around here.


Europe? I've seen that a few times lately when talking about Russia.  Is that the new Austria/Australia meme?
 
2013-09-01 04:49:13 PM  
Wait  a minute, did he take a call during the fight?
 
2013-09-01 05:03:56 PM  

Smackledorfer: i_dig_chicks: Drunks in Europe are funnier than the drunks around here.

Europe? I've seen that a few times lately when talking about Russia.  Is that the new Austria/Australia meme?


polish license plate; speaking polish

...

"lol russians!!!"
 
2013-09-01 05:04:34 PM  

th0rough: Smackledorfer: i_dig_chicks: Drunks in Europe are funnier than the drunks around here.

Europe? I've seen that a few times lately when talking about Russia.  Is that the new Austria/Australia meme?

polish license plate; speaking polish

...

"lol russians!!!"


Well, don't I feel stupid :P

/they are all the same
//braces for a beating
 
2013-09-01 05:05:16 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Wait  a minute, did he take a call during the fight?


He did indeed. Pretty funny. Sort of wish I could understand what they were saying. I am imagining it was something like, "Dude, seriously, just chill out comrade."
 
2013-09-01 06:53:19 PM  
farking pollocks
 
2013-09-01 07:25:59 PM  
First rule of drunken Russian street MMA: don't drop your cigarette.

Second rule of drunken Russian street MMA: if your phone rings in the middle of the match, make sure to answer it.
 
2013-09-01 07:28:33 PM  

Joe Peanut: First rule of drunken Russian street MMA: don't drop your cigarette.

Second rule of drunken Russian street MMA: if your phone rings in the middle of the match, make sure to answer it.


Oooops! That should be drunken Pollack street MMA.  Apologies to all drunken Russian street MMA athletes out there.
 
2013-09-01 07:34:23 PM  

mongbiohazard: KarmicDisaster: Wait  a minute, did he take a call during the fight?

He did indeed. Pretty funny. Sort of wish I could understand what they were saying. I am imagining it was something like, "Dude, seriously, just chill out comrade."


Video is dyng for someone to make up funny subtitles to it
 
2013-09-01 08:50:44 PM  

Smackledorfer: i_dig_chicks: Drunks in Europe are funnier than the drunks around here.

Europe? I've seen that a few times lately when talking about Russia.  Is that the new Austria/Australia meme?


It is Poland and most Russians live in eastern Russia, which is in Europe.
 
UCM
2013-09-01 11:31:11 PM  
Why do I feel strongly that the young man is not just drunk, but also has some sort of handicap/mental retardation? It seems the old man knows him and doesn't want to hurt him. Perhaps he was talked into it by a third party.
 
2013-09-02 01:46:06 AM  

FrancoFile: Ain't no drunk like a RussianLithuanian drunk, cause a RussianLithuanian drunk don't stop smoking and grinning toothlessly at his buddies.


FTFY
 
2013-09-02 04:26:37 AM  
Came here for a good ol' fashion beat down.

Leaving disappointed.

Respect for the smoke skills, my Grandpa would agree.
 
2013-09-02 09:10:37 AM  
They're Eastern European alcoholics - the old guy is probably in his late thirties, or early forties
 
2013-09-02 11:42:21 AM  
I was in a bar am attacked by a guy as drunk as the attacker in the video. He said I'd been hitting on his GF all night despite the fact I just got there.

The way I was deflecting swings and sidestepping him I felt like Jackie farking Chan lol

/I didn't hit him
//I'm not a great fighter
 
2013-09-02 10:19:25 PM  
i love that site!  It has bandwidth issues, but man it's a treasure trove!  Back to the videos...
 
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