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(ESPN)   It's time to ban T-Shirt guns   (espn.go.com) divider line 69
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2013-09-01 01:29:00 AM
A police officer was seen afterward holding the T-shirt gun, which is used to fire shirts into the crowd.

He used it to shoot a dog.
 
2013-09-01 01:31:31 AM
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2013-09-01 01:51:42 AM
If the Vic was only armed to prevent the t-shirts from attacking him.
 
2013-09-01 01:55:05 AM

Paris1127: [www.toplessrobot.com image 280x209]
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Man, there's not one thread topic the Simpsons doesn't have covered.
 
2013-09-01 02:13:08 AM
At first they came for my shirt and I said nothing...
 
2013-09-01 02:34:19 AM
The only thing that can stop a bad man with a t-shirt gun is a good man with fashion sense.
 
Ni
2013-09-01 05:10:26 AM
www.ar-15shirts.com
 
2013-09-01 05:14:39 AM
woooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... PIG SOOIE!
 
2013-09-01 05:16:30 AM
Wooo! Go CAJUNS!

/did we win?
 
2013-09-01 05:17:57 AM
Actually, this isn't uncommon.  They're not anywhere near as destructive as an actual gun, but on the other hand they're almost always being fired at drunk people by incurable morons, so the statistics are not particularly friendly on regular injuries.
 
2013-09-01 05:22:53 AM
At least it wasn't a hot dog gun. Probably more chance of infection with the hot dog gun and at least with the T-shirt gun wound there is a slight chance the wound will bandage itself during its creation.
 
2013-09-01 05:26:23 AM
It was one of these in because they suport the right to bare arms.

www.shirtsinbulk.com
 
2013-09-01 05:50:51 AM

Ni: [www.ar-15shirts.com image 306x341]


That was MY first thought ;)
 
2013-09-01 06:10:02 AM
No, its time to ban bad headlines.
 
2013-09-01 06:12:55 AM
That's why you don't let biatches handle weapons. It's also why interns shouldn't handle guns either. A real man would have injured an opposing fan before sacrificing his leg for a petty victory.
 
2013-09-01 06:35:21 AM
when tee-shirt guns are banned
only criminals will have tee-shirt guns
 
2013-09-01 06:50:28 AM
It's time to ban poor sentence construction: "A hospital spokesperson was unable to release more information about the intern's condition without a name." The intern has a nameless condition.
 
2013-09-01 07:04:25 AM

oryx: It's time to ban poor sentence construction: "A hospital spokesperson was unable to release more information about the intern's condition without a name." The intern has a nameless condition.


when poor sentence construction is banned
only crimi...... sorry i just didn't have the nerve to finish that
other than that i've got nothing
 
2013-09-01 07:15:35 AM
NRA mobilizes in 3....2....
 
2013-09-01 07:17:11 AM
This is why gays shouldn't marry!
 
2013-09-01 07:29:09 AM

oryx: It's time to ban poor sentence construction: "A hospital spokesperson was unable to release more information about the intern's condition without a name." The intern has a nameless condition.


I thought it meant that the hospital spokesperson had not been named at birth, and therefore had to be referred to as "hospital spokesperson," AND that upon the day that hospital spokesperson was finally named, hospital spokeperson would miraculously be able to release more information about the intern's condition.
 
2013-09-01 07:35:22 AM
No one needs a t-shirt gun.
 
2013-09-01 07:38:24 AM
....because a slingshot would've required 3 interns....
 
2013-09-01 07:42:28 AM

danielscissorhands: I thought it meant that the hospital spokesperson had not been named at birth, and therefore had to be referred to as "hospital spokesperson," AND that upon the day that hospital spokesperson was finally named, hospital spokeperson would miraculously be able to release more information about the intern's condition.

 
2013-09-01 07:45:53 AM
 
2013-09-01 07:46:03 AM
They aren't supposed to explode, I don't think
 
2013-09-01 07:52:11 AM

libranoelrose: They aren't supposed to explode, I don't think


i don't think, therefore i ain't am
 
2013-09-01 07:55:49 AM
Now is not the time to talk about banning T-shirt guns.
 
2013-09-01 08:00:17 AM
Guns don't kill people. T-Shirts do.
 
2013-09-01 08:00:33 AM
"Responsible" t-shirt gun owner *rolls eyes*

/dnrtfa
 
2013-09-01 08:09:20 AM
That's terrible. I mean, who the hell would want a Razorbacks tee-shirt?
 
2013-09-01 08:09:46 AM
I think it's time to have a national discussion on enacting common sense t-shirt gun legislation.
 
2013-09-01 08:11:31 AM
sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
 
2013-09-01 08:13:57 AM
Yes but how exactly does this make the rich more wealthy?
 
2013-09-01 08:21:15 AM
Not releasing information on interns is an Arkansas tradition.  Ask Bill.
 
2013-09-01 08:22:38 AM
T-shirt gun silencers?
 
2013-09-01 08:23:57 AM

Bigdogdaddy: It was one of these in because they suport the right to bare arms.


Wut?
 
2013-09-01 08:51:32 AM
What does a person need with a tactical T-shirt gun anyway? Obviously to compensate for a small washing machine.
 
2013-09-01 08:53:28 AM

Ni: [www.ar-15shirts.com image 306x341]


Pretty much what I thought of. Maybe I'm a bit slow this morning but I didn't get the "gun that fires rolled up T-shirts" part until halfway through the article.


/in my defense, it was a short article
 
2013-09-01 08:59:15 AM
I can't believe my last words to her were "No footlongs"...
 
2013-09-01 09:21:29 AM
dailypicksandflicks.com
 
2013-09-01 09:28:41 AM
but if we outlaw t shirt guns , then only criminals will have t shirt guns.
 
2013-09-01 09:29:50 AM
Down with T-shirt guns.  Up with T-shirt trebuchets.
 
2013-09-01 09:45:31 AM
Wait until Diane Feinstein gets wind of this shiat.
 
2013-09-01 10:10:58 AM
Clearly, the solution is to arm every man, woman, and child in Razorbacks country with T-Shirt guns. :P
 
2013-09-01 10:41:29 AM

Captain Steroid: Clearly, the solution is to arm every man, woman, and child in Razorbacks country with T-Shirt guns. :P


Only responsible mascots.
 
2013-09-01 10:59:55 AM
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People are such animals when it comes to these t-shirt guns. They will step over their own children just for a $3 undershirt with some letters ironed on.
 
2013-09-01 11:05:03 AM
If they take my tshirt gun how will I protect myself from naked people?
 
2013-09-01 11:21:18 AM

Bigdogdaddy: It was one of these in because they suport the right to bare arms.


Welcome to the Gun Show
 
2013-09-01 11:22:11 AM
A background check certainly would have prevented this tragedy from happening.
 
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