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(Denver Post)   Man, things have changed. Twenty years ago, the lunch lady was giving the mystery meat to me   (denverpost.com) divider line 67
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2013-09-01 12:09:21 AM  
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Keep the Malk, Grade F meat, and gym mats far away kthxbai
 
2013-09-01 12:12:21 AM  
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Would love to feed her my meat.
 
2013-09-01 12:16:40 AM  
17 is over the age of consent in even most of America(north and south)Link, and certainly in the rest of the world. Hell, in France Roman Polanski is a free man.

Fire every cop, DA, and journalist in involved in this kind of pedantic non-issue while there's real crimes to solve and disseminate information about.
 
2013-09-01 01:11:34 AM  
FTFA: Harris allegedly had sex with the teenager and a 20-year-old man...

Safe to assume she worked the sandwich station.
 
2013-09-01 01:38:56 AM  
Grease me up woman!
 
2013-09-01 01:43:04 AM  
If we had lunch ladies who looked like that, I'm sure things would have been different.
 
2013-09-01 01:43:26 AM  
 coughcoughcough *daddy issues turned into zero sense of worth resulting in immaturity*.coughcoughcough* She's a 34teen?
 
2013-09-01 01:44:34 AM  

Makh: Grease me up woman!


okey dokey
 
2013-09-01 01:45:23 AM  
Golly. I have had only one glass and already woosey .  Come at me Grammar Nazi's! I deserve it!

/you wouldn't hit a chick with contacts would you?
 
2013-09-01 01:45:50 AM  
What's the best thing about sex with 17 year olds?

There's SEVENTEEN of them!!!
 
2013-09-01 01:49:44 AM  
By lunch lady standards, oh hells yeah. Also the Debbie Downer expression in her mugshot is far more amusing than it should be.
 
2013-09-01 01:49:48 AM  

SpdrJay: What's the best thing about sex with 17 year olds?

There's SEVENTEEN of them!!!


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2013-09-01 01:50:16 AM  
Ida been on that like ducks on a junebug
 
2013-09-01 01:51:40 AM  

doglover: 17 is over the age of consent in even most of America(north and south)Link, and certainly in the rest of the world. Hell, in France Roman Polanski is a free man.

Fire every cop, DA, and journalist in involved in this kind of pedantic non-issue while there's real crimes to solve and disseminate information about.


Its not the age. It is the fact that the 17 year old is a student at the school she works at. He could have been 18 and it would still be a crime.
 
2013-09-01 01:51:49 AM  

SpdrJay: What's the best thing about sex with 17 year olds?

There's SEVENTEEN of them!!!


And they're all dead! With pitchfork holes in them!
 
2013-09-01 01:52:03 AM  
Is it just me or does she look just like Gwyneth Paltrow?
 
2013-09-01 01:52:45 AM  
Incidentally, I bet that woman has a 10-year-old package...

Of cigarettes underneath a loose brick on the roof.
 
2013-09-01 01:53:21 AM  

Mood_For_Trouble: Is it just me or does she look just like Gwyneth Paltrow?


puffy999: Incidentally, I bet that woman has a 10-year-old package...

Of cigarettes underneath a loose brick on the roof.


Damnit. ;)
 
2013-09-01 01:54:42 AM  

whatshisname: If we had lunch ladies who looked like that, I'm sure things would have been different.


The thought alone fills me with the urge to vomit.

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2013-09-01 01:57:48 AM  

MrBallou: FTFA: Harris allegedly had sex with the teenager and a 20-year-old man...

Safe to assume she worked the sandwich station

OK, that made me laugh. Keyboard safe luckily

 
2013-09-01 02:04:08 AM  

JSam21: doglover: 17 is over the age of consent in even most of America(north and south)Link, and certainly in the rest of the world. Hell, in France Roman Polanski is a free man.

Fire every cop, DA, and journalist in involved in this kind of pedantic non-issue while there's real crimes to solve and disseminate information about.

Its not the age. It is the fact that the 17 year old is a student at the school she works at. He could have been 18 and it would still be a crime.


Oh yes!  Because everyone knows that the lunchlady is in a position of power that renders any relationship with a student horribly inappropriate!

/Why he might get second helpings of Tator-Tot Casserole!
//Or warm apple pie.
 
2013-09-01 02:06:06 AM  
She works where?

great-wall-of-china.org
FALCOOOON LUNCH!

I'll leave now...
 
2013-09-01 02:09:55 AM  
Sounds like this lunch lady has been dispensing dubious roast beef.
 
2013-09-01 02:11:32 AM  
The age of consent in Colorado is 17, why is she being charged?
 
2013-09-01 02:13:57 AM  
what bullshiat. i'll give a damn about this after we hang a few thousand kiddie raping priests and all those who protected them.
 
2013-09-01 02:13:58 AM  
My experience has led me to believe that a woman between 30-35 will fark about anything....and she will door often.  I wish I would have known this at 16.
 
2013-09-01 02:14:42 AM  

MaxSupernova: My experience has led me to believe that a woman between 30-35 will fark about anything....and she will door often.  I wish I would have known this at 16.


do it often....stupid autocorrect.
 
2013-09-01 02:15:39 AM  

MaxSupernova: MaxSupernova: My experience has led me to believe that a woman between 30-35 will fark about anything....and she will door often.  I wish I would have known this at 16.

do it often....stupid autocorrect.


Oh she leaves that door open. Like she was born in a barn.
 
2013-09-01 02:16:54 AM  

video man: MaxSupernova: MaxSupernova: My experience has led me to believe that a woman between 30-35 will fark about anything....and she will door often.  I wish I would have known this at 16.

do it often....stupid autocorrect.

Oh she leaves that door open. Like she was born in a barn.


exactly!
 
2013-09-01 02:20:04 AM  
More testicles means more iron.
 
2013-09-01 02:21:21 AM  
I'd pour my gravy on her.
 
2013-09-01 02:25:13 AM  
Lunchlady is not a position of authority in the way that a teacher or coach is.
Depending on AOC laws in the locallity, that may or may not be an issue.

Silly American puritanical views on human sexuality.
 
2013-09-01 02:32:24 AM  
Crazy eyes.
 
2013-09-01 02:35:49 AM  
Forget about the mystery meat, anyone want some cream pie for desert?
 
2013-09-01 02:40:52 AM  

KrispyKritter: what bullshiat. i'll give a damn about this after we hang a few thousand kiddie raping priests and all those who protected them.


Not exactly the justice system we subscribe to, but I like the cut of your jib.
 
2013-09-01 02:52:21 AM  
www.stripersonline.com

But seriously, she has crazy eyes.  No dick in crazy, kids.
 
2013-09-01 02:54:49 AM  
I am starting to wonder how many farkettes are banging under-aged kids
 
2013-09-01 03:03:06 AM  
Damm, cafeteria workers look a lot better then when I went to school, back then the best looking would look like Newt Gingrich with a bad wig on. nttawwt
 
2013-09-01 03:12:26 AM  
Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders ... navy beans, navy beans, navy beans .... meatloaf sandwich.

Sloppy Joe, slop sloppy joe yeah, sloppy joe, slop sloppy joe yeah ....
 
2013-09-01 04:10:56 AM  
No crime. This doesn't matter. I'm not gonna say "police state" like an idiot but we're certainly joining ranks with the worst nations in the world when it comes to sex.
 
2013-09-01 04:30:09 AM  

freak7: The age of consent in Colorado is 17, why is she being charged?


Apparently somebody thinks a lunch lady is in a "position of trust."
 
2013-09-01 04:31:17 AM  
here's a clip she put up on YouTube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wmBOVizKj0
 
2013-09-01 04:42:07 AM  

doglover: 17 is over the age of consent in even most of America(north and south)Link, and certainly in the rest of the world. Hell, in France Roman Polanski is a free man.

Fire every cop, DA, and journalist in involved in this kind of pedantic non-issue while there's real crimes to solve and disseminate information about.


Perhaps. But if it were a 34 year old man working in the same position that had sex with a 17 year old girl...
 
2013-09-01 05:25:01 AM  

LiberalConservative: doglover: 17 is over the age of consent in even most of America(north and south)Link, and certainly in the rest of the world. Hell, in France Roman Polanski is a free man.

Fire every cop, DA, and journalist in involved in this kind of pedantic non-issue while there's real crimes to solve and disseminate information about.

Perhaps. But if it were a 34 year old man working in the same position that had sex with a 17 year old girl...


I also wouldn't care at all. Rape, murder, arson, robbery: these are what police should focus on. 17 is over the age of consent everwhere worth living and well over in the bad places to live. What consenting post-pubescents do in their own time is their own business.
 
2013-09-01 05:35:06 AM  

American Decency Association: here's a clip she put up on YouTube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wmBOVizKj0


So he's overseas protecting America, and she's here boning school kids? Goddammit, this is what is wrong with our nation.

That, and all broads named Tonya/Tanya/anyvariationthereof are crazy.
 
2013-09-01 06:19:01 AM  
I would split that like wet pine.

/at 17, that is
//now days, I'd simply toss it in her
 
2013-09-01 06:25:11 AM  

American Decency Association: here's a clip she put up on YouTube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wmBOVizKj0


After reviewing the video, I would definitely hit that. Back then, today, tomorrow. Looks good to me.
 
2013-09-01 07:29:51 AM  

doglover: 17 is over the age of consent in even most of America(north and south)Link, and certainly in the rest of the world. Hell, in France Roman Polanski is a free man.

Fire every cop, DA, and journalist in involved in this kind of pedantic non-issue while there's real crimes to solve and disseminate information about.


No....

Don't like a law? Get enough like-minded people and change it. Sex with someone underage IS a crime regardless of whether or not you agree you creepy pedo.
 
2013-09-01 07:51:44 AM  

The Evil Home Brewer: doglover: 17 is over the age of consent in even most of America(north and south)Link, and certainly in the rest of the world. Hell, in France Roman Polanski is a free man.

Fire every cop, DA, and journalist in involved in this kind of pedantic non-issue while there's real crimes to solve and disseminate information about.

No....

Don't like a law? Get enough like-minded people and change it..


Doctor lecture thyself. Canada, and most states in the US, have an age of consent of 16. In the midwest and New York, it jumps to 17, and in Mexico it's mostly 12 which is creepy. Only California, Florida, and a few other states set the bar as high as 18. I posted a link to the wikipedia map earlier. The country I'm in, on the other hand, I don't even know what the age of consent is because you have to be over 20 with ID to get into bars so it doesn't come up. I think it might be 16 as well, but that's just because Canada's a role model for progressive social policy.
 
2013-09-01 08:12:14 AM  

FatherChaos: But seriously, she has crazy eyes.  No dick in crazy, kids.


Soooo disagree. Crazy is awesome in the sack.

/just gotta have your exit strategy in place before
//besides, it's a mugshot - the ones to worry about are the ones who don't look a little crazy in their mugshot
 
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