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(CNN)   Judge: U.S. can't deny benefits to lesbian war vet's wife. In other news, there's been a lesbian war   (cnn.com) divider line 51
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2013-08-31 08:53:36 PM  
I saw that film
 
2013-08-31 09:07:35 PM  
www.jwv.org

I knew there was a Jewish War. I just didn't know any of the veterans were still around a couple of thousand years later.
 
2013-08-31 09:28:18 PM  
The Subaru faction took heavy loses today at the hands of the Toyota contingent. It looked like it would be a complete rout until the splinter faction of WNBA fans threw their support to the Subarus.
 
2013-08-31 11:28:25 PM  
Smitty has obviously never been to Northampton when Smith and Mount Holyoke welcome their freshmen classes...
 
2013-08-31 11:43:55 PM  
And quite frankly, we all won, my friends. We all won.
 
2013-09-01 12:56:48 AM  
Their weapon of choice is the scissors
 
2013-09-01 12:58:35 AM  
Who could forget the Battle of Bull Dyke?
 
2013-09-01 12:59:39 AM  

Cuchulane: Who could forget the Battle of Bull Dyke?


gives new meaning to the Battle of the Bulge
 
2013-09-01 01:13:28 AM  

NuttierThanEver: The Subaru faction took heavy loses today at the hands of the Toyota contingent. It looked like it would be a complete rout until the splinter faction of WNBA fans threw their support to the Subarus.


They should have known that flannel makes a lousy camouflage.
 
2013-09-01 01:16:02 AM  
I heard both sides took a huge licking before it was all over.
 
2013-09-01 01:17:10 AM  

NuttierThanEver: The Subaru faction


www.freewebs.com
This one?
 
2013-09-01 01:26:19 AM  
You never watched "The L Word"? Those lesbians can fight!
 
2013-09-01 01:28:20 AM  
Subby? Have you actually seen an angry lesbian? Now, fill a platoon with them, issue them assault rifles and point to the enemy.


War is over in 10 minutes tops


/I'm a friend of the LGBT community and they're all solid people. But I still tread lightly around butch lesbians.
 
2013-09-01 01:33:51 AM  

Snapper Carr: Subby? Have you actually seen an angry lesbian? Now, fill a platoon with them, issue them assault rifles and point to the enemy.


War is over in 10 minutes tops


/I'm a friend of the LGBT community and they're all solid people. But I still tread lightly around butch lesbians.


I always thought Hillary would have been a better choice.  I mean a post-menopausal woman in control of the largest nuclear arsenal...
 
2013-09-01 01:42:22 AM  

marius2: I saw that film


Great documentary.
 
2013-09-01 01:42:30 AM  
does no one have editors anymore? there was no one at CNN that's could have said "harry/maude that headline is awful, rewrite it".
 
2013-09-01 02:00:16 AM  
We have troops in Beirut?
 
2013-09-01 02:08:38 AM  

marius2: I saw that film


Queefer Madness?
 
2013-09-01 02:36:34 AM  
stephenchukumba.files.wordpress.com
Begun the dyke wars have.
 
2013-09-01 03:31:17 AM  

NuttierThanEver: The Subaru faction took heavy loses today at the hands of the Toyota contingent. It looked like it would be a complete rout until the splinter faction of WNBA fans threw their her support to the Subarus.


FTFY.

\Subby, I Laughed OL'ed. Brilliant!
 
2013-09-01 03:34:10 AM  
 
2013-09-01 04:09:43 AM  

Snapper Carr: Subby? Have you actually seen an angry lesbian? Now, fill a platoon with them, issue them assault rifles and point to the enemy.

War is over in 10 minutes tops

/I'm a friend of the LGBT community and they're all solid people. But I still tread lightly around butch lesbians.


Also, women who live in close quarters together tend to sync up their menstrual cycles.  With that in mind, you can plan your military operations for the maximum amount of devastation.  However, keep in mind there probably won't be any male prisoners.
 
2013-09-01 04:23:41 AM  
blogs.laweekly.com
 
2013-09-01 04:40:25 AM  

Mad_Radhu: I heard both sides took a huge licking before it was all over.


Well one side managed to carpet-bomb the other the team because it was full of pussies.
 
2013-09-01 04:51:52 AM  
So the victims were counted in the Brazilions?
 
2013-09-01 04:52:20 AM  

Rhino_man: [blogs.laweekly.com image 540x405]


I'm not sure if that really is Bieber or not.
 
2013-09-01 05:13:35 AM  
Reasonable.
 
2013-09-01 05:15:52 AM  
I hope this year we finally see the enemy licked fair and square.
 
2013-09-01 06:09:53 AM  
I see subby's just now learning about Ultimate Surrender.
 
2013-09-01 06:13:06 AM  

asquian: I see subby's just now learning about Ultimate Surrender.


Giggity.
 
2013-09-01 07:04:49 AM  
When did we attack the Greek island of Lesbos?
 
2013-09-01 08:13:31 AM  

FlyingLizardOfDoom: Snapper Carr: Subby? Have you actually seen an angry lesbian? Now, fill a platoon with them, issue them assault rifles and point to the enemy.


War is over in 10 minutes tops


/I'm a friend of the LGBT community and they're all solid people. But I still tread lightly around butch lesbians.

I always thought Hillary would have been a better choice.  I mean a post-menopausal woman in control of the largest nuclear arsenal...


I think we've just got the beginnings of a great SyFy movie.

Angry post-menopausal woman has a nuclear arsenal and is holding the world hostage, and only a ragtag group of lesbians with psychological issues (can't be merely angry, we need to go over-the-top) can get past the Gaydar Array and stop her!!!

Oh and there's a Gaydar Array surrounding the compound because... well it makes the rest of the plot make sense, so that's why.  It's not the kind of movie where everything has to be rationally thought out.
 
2013-09-01 09:08:21 AM  
All of you saying an army of lesbians would win our wars in hours are very much mistaken, since none of them can shoot Straight worth a damn.
 
2013-09-01 09:21:03 AM  
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ladybunny.net
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2013-09-01 10:30:59 AM  

diaphoresis: [media.ebaumsworld.com image 650x520]

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For every ugly lesbian, you can easily find 10 ugly straight women.
 
2013-09-01 10:37:46 AM  

LectertheChef: diaphoresis: [media.ebaumsworld.com image 650x520]

[ladybunny.net image 400x309]
[www.americasbestmyspacecomments.com image 400x320]

For every ugly lesbian, you can easily find 10 ugly straight women.


Someone on Fark actually understands statistics!
 
2013-09-01 11:21:18 AM  
CSB:

I teach the  Iliad in one of my courses. In Book 9, Agamemnon sends some guys to Achilles's tent to see if he'll change his mind and fight with the Greeks.  He offers Achilles a ton of treasure to sweeten the deal. Among the loot are "seven women of Lesbos, skilled in crafts."  I can never get through that passage with a straight
face.

CSB over...
 
2013-09-01 11:36:20 AM  

LectertheChef: diaphoresis: [media.ebaumsworld.com image 650x520]

[ladybunny.net image 400x309]
[www.americasbestmyspacecomments.com image 400x320]

For every ugly lesbian, you can easily find 10 ugly straight women.


They don't make for funny demotivational posters, though.
 
2013-09-01 12:16:56 PM  
I sell sensible shoes, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

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2013-09-01 12:29:53 PM  
i807.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-01 12:46:41 PM  

OgreMagi: Snapper Carr: Subby? Have you actually seen an angry lesbian? Now, fill a platoon with them, issue them assault rifles and point to the enemy.

War is over in 10 minutes tops

/I'm a friend of the LGBT community and they're all solid people. But I still tread lightly around butch lesbians.

Also, women who live in close quarters together tend to sync up their menstrual cycles.  With that in mind, you can plan your military operations for the maximum amount of devastation.  However, keep in mind there probably won't be any male prisoners.


Either way, there will be lots of bloodshed.

/I am not sorry.
 
2013-09-01 12:56:15 PM  
You see me now a veteran of a thousand lesbian wars...
 
2013-09-01 04:39:27 PM  

OgreMagi: Snapper Carr: Subby? Have you actually seen an angry lesbian? Now, fill a platoon with them, issue them assault rifles and point to the enemy.

War is over in 10 minutes tops

/I'm a friend of the LGBT community and they're all solid people. But I still tread lightly around butch lesbians.

Also, women who live in close quarters together tend to sync up their menstrual cycles.  With that in mind, you can plan your military operations for the maximum amount of devastation.  However, keep in mind there probably won't be any male prisoners.


The war would be over in 10 minutes because they'd all be dead from "friendly fire."
 
2013-09-01 05:09:37 PM  
It is a forgotten piece of history, it was referred to the Great Lesbian War.

Back in around the late 1800's, women were mad they could not vote.  Some women decided to go with the path of prohibition, but a sect of lesbians split off from general population and decided to create their own nation out west.  Many members of the lesbian community joined in, it wasn't just for one specific stereotype type of lesbian, all types were represented.

And they were great warriors as well, President Ulysses S. Grant first sent a couple of lightly armed battalions thinking it would be simple to quell any uprising.  Only about three in ten soldiers came back from that first offensive.  They were wonderful technical fighters.  They would wait in the hills and them attack in this horn formation when they were ready.  Much of it involved synchronized menstrual cycles and cleansing rituals.   Needless to say once military strategists figured out what made the lesbian sect uprising work so well, they were eventually beat and many of the best lesbian fighters were given assignments in the US military they were so well respected.
 
2013-09-01 05:12:14 PM  

Nuclear Monk: You see me now a veteran of a thousand lesbian

sapphic wars...

/MarginallyImprovedTFY.
 
2013-09-01 05:16:02 PM  
No Fark lesbian thread is complete without

www.mulletsighting.com
 
2013-09-01 06:00:21 PM  
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack dildos on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched L-beams glitter in the moist dark near her 'Tannhauser gate.'  All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in lube... Time to eat.
 
2013-09-01 06:35:16 PM  

ramblinwreck: OgreMagi: Snapper Carr: Subby? Have you actually seen an angry lesbian? Now, fill a platoon with them, issue them assault rifles and point to the enemy.

War is over in 10 minutes tops

/I'm a friend of the LGBT community and they're all solid people. But I still tread lightly around butch lesbians.

Also, women who live in close quarters together tend to sync up their menstrual cycles.  With that in mind, you can plan your military operations for the maximum amount of devastation.  However, keep in mind there probably won't be any male prisoners.

The war would be over in 10 minutes because they'd all be dead from "friendly fire."


You can teach shooting. You can't teach pure, unadulterated rage, the sort that comes from the feeling of being stabbed in the utuerus a few times every minute.
 
2013-09-01 07:58:08 PM  

Snapper Carr: Subby? Have you actually seen an angry lesbian? Now, fill a platoon with them, issue them assault rifles and point to the enemy.


War is over in 10 minutes tops


/I'm a friend of the LGBT community and they're all solid people. But I still tread lightly around butch lesbians.


They like it when you call them 'diesel dykes'

/card carrying queer
 
2013-09-01 10:31:55 PM  
www.cornelius93.com

What a Lesbian warrior might have looked like
 
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