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2013-09-01 07:14:54 AM  
5 votes:

StrikitRich: The St. Pete Pravda running a hit piece on Gov. Lu-thor?  Don't call me surprised.


That joke was relevant about 25 years ago. See, they're "Pravda" because they're left-wing, like the Soviet newspaper, do you get it? Do you have any good ones about the Cubans taking over Miami while you're on a roll? My granddaddy told a good one about how the last American out should remember to take the flag. You might want to work one that into your routine there, Morton Downey Jr.
2013-09-01 03:20:41 AM  
4 votes:
I'm sure Lex Luthor would be offended by the comparison.
2013-08-31 11:44:00 PM  
4 votes:
imageshack.us
2013-09-01 02:48:31 PM  
3 votes:
Otisburg, FL??
2013-09-01 07:32:09 AM  
3 votes:
And that's terrible.
2013-09-01 06:29:20 AM  
3 votes:
As a resident of Florida, can I make a plea for people to PLEASE stop insulting Lex Luthor like this?!
2013-09-01 04:15:10 AM  
3 votes:
The reality is Scott failed to show up at his own summit to listen to the concerns of school superintendents and others.

"I'm the education governor! Why should I bother listening to a bunch of educators!"
2013-09-01 12:45:54 PM  
2 votes:

kkinnison: If he wore a purple hoodie he would be a lot more like Skeletor


But he wouldn't be able to go shopping for Skittles.
2013-09-01 10:04:17 AM  
2 votes:

Turbo Cojones: Let's not forget shunning the federal funds made available for the Florida high-speed rail construction.  What kind of special idiot turns down a free bullet train?


redalertpolitics.com

/special is a good word
2013-09-01 08:55:53 AM  
2 votes:
Governor Scott stole 40 cakes.  That's as much as four tens, libfarts.
2013-09-01 09:38:09 PM  
1 vote:

Arachnophobe: [i1126.photobucket.com image 660x440]
Florida Governor Rick Scott (R), pictured here just moments before he began to feed.


i.imgur.com
2013-09-01 07:10:53 PM  
1 vote:

Uranus Is Huge!: "In October 2008, Keith told CMT that he had left the Democratic Party and has re-registered as an independent. "My party that I've been affiliated with all these years doesn't stand for anything that I stand for anymore," he says. "They've lost any sensibility that they had, and they've allowed all the kooks in. So I'm going independent." He also told CMT that he would likely vote for the Republican ticket, partially because of his admiration for Sarah Palin"


So he's like the opposite of a RINO.  An anit-RINO.  A Conservative Using Neutral Terminology.  Acoont  (hope that beat the filter).
2013-09-01 01:28:41 PM  
1 vote:
static.comicvine.com
2013-09-01 12:49:50 PM  
1 vote:

kkinnison: If he wore a purple hoodie he would be a lot more like Skeletor

[static.giantbomb.com image 575x456]


Nah, Skeletor is much more likeable. Also, Skeletor is Love.
2013-09-01 12:44:19 PM  
1 vote:

Doctor Funkenstein: Governor Scott stole 40 cakes.  That's as much as four tens, libfarts.


And that's terrible.
2013-09-01 12:34:50 PM  
1 vote:

DarkSoulNoHope: Arachnophobe: [i1126.photobucket.com image 660x440]
Florida Governor Rick Scott (R), pictured here just moments before he began to feed.

Still not as crazy as Michele Bachmann.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 275x279]


I'm convinced that the two of them are Batboy's real parents.
2013-09-01 12:08:06 PM  
1 vote:

Arachnophobe: [i1126.photobucket.com image 660x440]
Florida Governor Rick Scott (R), pictured here just moments before he began to feed.


Still not as crazy as Michele Bachmann.

3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-09-01 11:56:33 AM  
1 vote:

i1126.photobucket.com
Florida Governor Rick Scott (R), pictured here just moments before he began to feed.

2013-09-01 11:42:21 AM  
1 vote:
Subby is an idiot. Lex Luthor would have gotten everything funded and implemented all kinds of policies to make the proles happy. Opposition to him might have had a series of unfortunate disintegrations, but that's just how it goes if you want things done. You see, Lex Luthor is an evil genius. The governor of Florida is a venial politician.
2013-09-01 11:37:37 AM  
1 vote:

Fart_Machine: Why do idiots still equate Democrat with liberal?


Because FOX.
2013-09-01 10:10:31 AM  
1 vote:
He is the governor the Florida deserves.
2013-09-01 09:41:19 AM  
1 vote:

EZ1923: Uranus Is Huge!: Governor Scott could have Toby Keith read that op-ed as a campaign ad and he would gain derp votes.

Derp doesn't respond to "left-leaning" crap like facts and logic.

Toby Keith is a Democrat. Or was, until idiots who can't imagine a liberal in the South kept doing what you just did. He's now registered as an independent. I guess if enough people tell you that you're not one of them, you eventually believe them.


That wasn't a post insulting Toby Keith. It was a post insulting Rick Scott voters.

But feel free to insert a different country music artist into that sentence if it makes you feel better, Mrs Keith.
2013-09-01 08:53:26 AM  
1 vote:
Never mind Lex Luthor was the best President we've never had. Or that he's the only person who seems concerned about actual human progress and not conforming to the whims of an extraterrestrial hick.
2013-09-01 04:32:31 AM  
1 vote:

Turbo Cojones: Let's not forget shunning the federal funds made available for the Florida high-speed rail construction.  What kind of special idiot turns down a free bullet train?


Won't someone think of the car lot job creators?
2013-08-31 11:59:35 PM  
1 vote:
Fourteen months from the next election, Gov. Rick Scott's sales pitch is clear. He portrays himself as the education governor, the defender of the environment and the advocate for open records.

So he portrays himself as the exact opposite of what his record says he is?  That should work.
2013-08-31 11:55:05 PM  
1 vote:
www.tampabay.com

...like a doll's eyes
 
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