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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)   Why he really is Gov. Lex Luthor   (tampabay.com) divider line 95
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2013-08-31 11:44:00 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-08-31 11:55:05 PM
www.tampabay.com

...like a doll's eyes
 
2013-08-31 11:59:35 PM
Fourteen months from the next election, Gov. Rick Scott's sales pitch is clear. He portrays himself as the education governor, the defender of the environment and the advocate for open records.

So he portrays himself as the exact opposite of what his record says he is?  That should work.
 
2013-09-01 12:38:56 AM
When you elect a felon, don't be surprised when that's what you get.
 
2013-09-01 12:47:59 AM
He's an evil bastard, and in the running for worst governor in the country with Scott Walker and Paul Lepage.
 
2013-09-01 01:00:36 AM
He really would have been ideal for the part if WB had been unable to nab Bryan Cranston.
 
2013-09-01 03:20:41 AM
I'm sure Lex Luthor would be offended by the comparison.
 
2013-09-01 03:21:31 AM
I'm still paying alimony-for-life because of him.  Thanks, governor.
 
2013-09-01 03:43:41 AM
Nothing listed in the article is any more evil than the usual for Right wing politicians.  Given the headline, I was expecting something new and impressive, not just "hey, look, this one is evil AND bald!  We can totally use that!"

Leaving disappointed.
 
2013-09-01 03:52:21 AM

Emposter: Nothing listed in the article is any more evil than the usual for Right wing politicians.


Which says a lot about them as a whole.
 
2013-09-01 03:57:07 AM
Governor is a big step down for Lex
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2013-09-01 04:15:10 AM
The reality is Scott failed to show up at his own summit to listen to the concerns of school superintendents and others.

"I'm the education governor! Why should I bother listening to a bunch of educators!"
 
2013-09-01 04:16:42 AM
Let's not forget shunning the federal funds made available for the Florida high-speed rail construction.  What kind of special idiot turns down a free bullet train?
 
2013-09-01 04:32:31 AM

Turbo Cojones: Let's not forget shunning the federal funds made available for the Florida high-speed rail construction.  What kind of special idiot turns down a free bullet train?


Won't someone think of the car lot job creators?
 
2013-09-01 04:38:25 AM

Turbo Cojones: Let's not forget shunning the federal funds made available for the Florida high-speed rail construction.  What kind of special idiot turns down a free bullet train?


Florida makes a shiatload of money off of tourists driving on toll roads.  Why would he want to slow down that cash cow?
 
2013-09-01 05:51:49 AM

Gyrfalcon: The reality is Scott failed to show up at his own summit to listen to the concerns of school superintendents and others.

"I'm the education governor! Why should I bother listening to a bunch of educators!"


If they've been failing for the past 50 years, are they worth listening to?
 
2013-09-01 06:13:34 AM
He's both evil and incompetent. And corrupt as fark. I can't believe he's even running again, much less actually has a chance.
 
2013-09-01 06:29:20 AM
As a resident of Florida, can I make a plea for people to PLEASE stop insulting Lex Luthor like this?!
 
2013-09-01 06:33:53 AM
My family lives in the Florida Panhandle. They'll vote for Scott because he's a Republican. That's all that matters -- graveling before the GOP and sticking it to them libs. It's saddening to watch loved ones act like mindless apparatchiks.
 
2013-09-01 07:09:12 AM
The St. Pete Pravda running a hit piece on Gov. Lu-thor?  Don't call me surprised.
 
2013-09-01 07:09:57 AM

StrikitRich: The St. Pete Pravda running a hit piece on Gov. Lu-thor?  Don't call me surprised.


'Hit piece'?  That would imply that it said something incorrect.
 
2013-09-01 07:14:54 AM

StrikitRich: The St. Pete Pravda running a hit piece on Gov. Lu-thor?  Don't call me surprised.


That joke was relevant about 25 years ago. See, they're "Pravda" because they're left-wing, like the Soviet newspaper, do you get it? Do you have any good ones about the Cubans taking over Miami while you're on a roll? My granddaddy told a good one about how the last American out should remember to take the flag. You might want to work one that into your routine there, Morton Downey Jr.
 
2013-09-01 07:15:31 AM

Alphax: StrikitRich: The St. Pete Pravda running a hit piece on Gov. Lu-thor?  Don't call me surprised.

'Hit piece'?  That would imply that it said something incorrect.


Beat me to it.
 
2013-09-01 07:29:39 AM
I prefer to call him Governor Voldemort.
 
2013-09-01 07:32:09 AM
And that's terrible.
 
2013-09-01 08:21:07 AM
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2013-09-01 08:53:26 AM
Never mind Lex Luthor was the best President we've never had. Or that he's the only person who seems concerned about actual human progress and not conforming to the whims of an extraterrestrial hick.
 
2013-09-01 08:55:53 AM
Governor Scott stole 40 cakes.  That's as much as four tens, libfarts.
 
2013-09-01 08:56:26 AM
And I wonder, even if it really was "left-leaning," who are you aiming your Soviet-era jokes at in 2013?
 
2013-09-01 09:05:19 AM
Governor Scott could have Toby Keith read that op-ed as a campaign ad and he would gain derp votes.

Derp doesn't respond to "left-leaning" crap like facts and logic.
 
2013-09-01 09:07:06 AM

Confabulat: StrikitRich: The St. Pete Pravda running a hit piece on Gov. Lu-thor?  Don't call me surprised.

That joke was relevant about 25 years ago. See, they're "Pravda" because they're left-wing, like the Soviet newspaper, do you get it? Do you have any good ones about the Cubans taking over Miami while you're on a roll? My granddaddy told a good one about how the last American out should remember to take the flag. You might want to work one that into your routine there, Morton Downey Jr.


Buuuurn!

/tssss
 
2013-09-01 09:18:13 AM

Uranus Is Huge!: Governor Scott could have Toby Keith read that op-ed as a campaign ad and he would gain derp votes.

Derp doesn't respond to "left-leaning" crap like facts and logic.


Toby Keith is a Democrat. Or was, until idiots who can't imagine a liberal in the South kept doing what you just did. He's now registered as an independent. I guess if enough people tell you that you're not one of them, you eventually believe them.
 
2013-09-01 09:31:42 AM
It's like what Rick Scott said in his speech at the republican National Convention in Tampa . . . oh wait, he wasn't invited.
 
2013-09-01 09:41:19 AM

EZ1923: Uranus Is Huge!: Governor Scott could have Toby Keith read that op-ed as a campaign ad and he would gain derp votes.

Derp doesn't respond to "left-leaning" crap like facts and logic.

Toby Keith is a Democrat. Or was, until idiots who can't imagine a liberal in the South kept doing what you just did. He's now registered as an independent. I guess if enough people tell you that you're not one of them, you eventually believe them.


That wasn't a post insulting Toby Keith. It was a post insulting Rick Scott voters.

But feel free to insert a different country music artist into that sentence if it makes you feel better, Mrs Keith.
 
2013-09-01 09:53:29 AM
 If that evil weird bastard wins the next election I'll be finding another state to live in.
 
2013-09-01 10:04:17 AM

Turbo Cojones: Let's not forget shunning the federal funds made available for the Florida high-speed rail construction.  What kind of special idiot turns down a free bullet train?


redalertpolitics.com

/special is a good word
 
2013-09-01 10:06:15 AM

Turbo Cojones: Let's not forget shunning the federal funds made available for the Florida high-speed rail construction.  What kind of special idiot turns down a free bullet train?


A teabagger who does things just to spite the Federal gov't.
 
2013-09-01 10:10:31 AM
He is the governor the Florida deserves.
 
2013-09-01 11:16:49 AM

Confabulat: StrikitRich: The St. Pete Pravda running a hit piece on Gov. Lu-thor?  Don't call me surprised.

That joke was relevant about 25 years ago. See, they're "Pravda" because they're left-wing, like the Soviet newspaper, do you get it? Do you have any good ones about the Cubans taking over Miami while you're on a roll? My granddaddy told a good one about how the last American out should remember to take the flag. You might want to work one that into your routine there, Morton Downey Jr.


Oooh! I bet he's also sitting on lotsa great jokes about Gorbachev's forehead!
 
2013-09-01 11:17:52 AM

Mugato: Turbo Cojones: Let's not forget shunning the federal funds made available for the Florida high-speed rail construction.  What kind of special idiot turns down a free bullet train?

A teabagger who does things just to spite the Federal gov't President Obama.


FTFY
 
2013-09-01 11:21:59 AM

Uranus Is Huge!: EZ1923: Uranus Is Huge!: Governor Scott could have Toby Keith read that op-ed as a campaign ad and he would gain derp votes.

Derp doesn't respond to "left-leaning" crap like facts and logic.

Toby Keith is a Democrat. Or was, until idiots who can't imagine a liberal in the South kept doing what you just did. He's now registered as an independent. I guess if enough people tell you that you're not one of them, you eventually believe them.

That wasn't a post insulting Toby Keith. It was a post insulting Rick Scott voters.

But feel free to insert a different country music artist into that sentence if it makes you feel better, Mrs Keith.


How would doing that make it better? I don't like much in the way of what passes for country nowadays, but I do know pigeonholing when I see it.
 
2013-09-01 11:23:24 AM

King Something: Mugato: Turbo Cojones: Let's not forget shunning the federal funds made available for the Florida high-speed rail construction.  What kind of special idiot turns down a free bullet train?

A teabagger who does things just to spite the Federal gov't President Obama.

FTFY


Well yeah, that was implied.
 
2013-09-01 11:26:05 AM

EZ1923: Uranus Is Huge!: Governor Scott could have Toby Keith read that op-ed as a campaign ad and he would gain derp votes.

Derp doesn't respond to "left-leaning" crap like facts and logic.

Toby Keith is a Democrat. Or was, until idiots who can't imagine a liberal in the South kept doing what you just did. He's now registered as an independent. I guess if enough people tell you that you're not one of them, you eventually believe them.


Why do idiots still equate Democrat with liberal?
 
2013-09-01 11:37:37 AM

Fart_Machine: Why do idiots still equate Democrat with liberal?


Because FOX.
 
2013-09-01 11:42:21 AM
Subby is an idiot. Lex Luthor would have gotten everything funded and implemented all kinds of policies to make the proles happy. Opposition to him might have had a series of unfortunate disintegrations, but that's just how it goes if you want things done. You see, Lex Luthor is an evil genius. The governor of Florida is a venial politician.
 
2013-09-01 11:52:04 AM

REO-Weedwagon: My family lives in the Florida Panhandle. They'll vote for Scott because he's a Republican. That's all that matters -- graveling before the GOP and sticking it to them libs. It's saddening to watch loved ones act like mindless apparatchiks.


Two things: One, you are absolutely correct about the "R" bit. These are people who will vote for the demonstrably worst R in recent state history if it means sticking it to the libs, who don't even exist in Florida except in paranoid fantasies. To be fair, I have often voted for a Democrat I didn't like solely to counter someone else's vote for someone I considered to be far worse, so I'm not without blame here. I just prefer lube and maybe a glass of wine before bending over.

Two - I have always loved your login. It makes me giggle every time I see it.
 
2013-09-01 11:52:44 AM
If he wore a purple hoodie he would be a lot more like Skeletor

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2013-09-01 11:56:33 AM
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Florida Governor Rick Scott (R), pictured here just moments before he began to feed.
 
2013-09-01 12:04:59 PM

Arachnophobe: [i1126.photobucket.com image 660x440]
Florida Governor Rick Scott (R), pictured here just moments before he began to feed.


Jesus, I would have sworn that was a 'shop if I didn't know it was real.
 
2013-09-01 12:06:12 PM
From what I know about America's droopy wang, they've got the government they so richly deserve.
 
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