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(SlashFilm)   How the mighty have fallen: Kathleen Turner joins the cast of Dumb and Dumber To   (slashfilm.com) divider line 78
    More: Fail, Kathleen Turner, Bobby Farrelly, Jim Carrey, Romancing the Stone, Californication, Sean Anders, Motion picture credits  
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2013-09-01 09:02:52 AM  
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2013-09-01 09:22:22 AM  
Snapper Carr: Getting old sucks.

The alternative sucks even more. For nearly 60, she looks just fine.
 
2013-09-01 09:31:35 AM  
She is a truly great actor who has survived actual hardship in Hollywood. Her dedication to Planned Parenthood is astonishing. And she has gracefully managed the transition from being the hottest piece of ass in film to an elder stateswoman of the craft. There is not much not to like about Kathleen Turner.
 
2013-09-01 09:38:19 AM  
In her prime probably the best pair o' tits in the business.
 
2013-09-01 09:42:10 AM  

The Flexecutioner: She's got big farking tits.


Came for this... Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-09-01 09:59:24 AM  

Bslim: In her prime probably the best pair o' tits in the business.


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They're not bad; they're just drawn that way.
 
2013-09-01 10:45:46 AM  

Apos: Arguably her best role to date:


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No. "The War of the Roses" is her best.
 
2013-09-01 10:49:42 AM  
There was a lot of self love committed by Queso fresco to the movie Crimes of Passion. Holy god.

/puffies
 
2013-09-01 11:12:34 AM  

mr intrepid: 18 posts, and NO ONE has posted the good stuff from "Body Heat"?


THIS
 
2013-09-01 11:13:07 AM  
Romancing the Stone was my favorite. A lot of actresses look good when wearing good clothes, and have professional makeup and good lighting. She was covered in muddy water (OK, still the product of makeup people, but not meant to look good), washed out makeup, torn, boring clothes, and still looked hot as a supernova.
 
2013-09-01 11:25:53 AM  
Probably where Michael Douglas caught the cancer, the jungle rot scene in Romancing the stone
 
2013-09-01 11:30:53 AM  
Surprised no one has mentioned her incredibly sexy voice a la Suzanne Pleshette or Brenda Vaccaro. RAWRRRRRR....
 
2013-09-01 11:36:36 AM  

Snapper Carr: [img856.imageshack.us image 481x383]


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Getting old sucks.


Getting old isn't bad. Getting fat and staying fat sucks. I don't understand how people can let themselves go.
 
2013-09-01 11:41:48 AM  
One time out of town with a gig she whispered in my ear I should join her in her hotel room that night as she had a rather remarkable bottle of wine to share.

I got to her room and apparently she had whispered the same thing to everyone else working on the production. She is awesome.
 
2013-09-01 11:49:18 AM  
Ha!  She took a role in a movie!

I am superior!
 
2013-09-01 11:51:17 AM  

Mobius strip of human stupidity: One time out of town with a gig she whispered in my ear I should join her in her hotel room that night as she had a rather remarkable bottle of wine to share.

I got to her room and apparently she had whispered the same thing to everyone else working on the production. She is awesome.


That must have been either a huge farking hotel room or a very, very small scale production.
 
2013-09-01 01:00:17 PM  
Terrific autobiography of her, with details about her suffering with RA:  http://www.amazon.com/Send-Yourself-Roses-Thoughts-ebook/dp/B0010SKUAQ /ref=sr_1_7?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1378054775&sr=1-7&keywords=kathleen+tu rner">http://www.amazon.com/Send-Yourself-Roses-Thoughts-ebook/dp/B00 10SKUAQ /ref=sr_1_7?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1378054775&sr=1-7&keywords=kathleen+tu rner
 
2013-09-01 01:24:01 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Sorry never heard of her.


You're too young to be here, go home to bed now.
 
2013-09-01 01:58:00 PM  

indarwinsshadow: Getting old isn't bad. Getting fat and staying fat sucks. I don't understand how people can let themselves go.


Sometimes, people find themselves involved in accidents that result in an injuries.  Sometimes, those injuries make regular physical exercise difficult or impossible.  It would appear that Kathleen Turner is one of those people.

/me too
//working on it
 
2013-09-01 02:29:08 PM  

Thunderboy: indarwinsshadow: Getting old isn't bad. Getting fat and staying fat sucks. I don't understand how people can let themselves go.

Sometimes, people find themselves involved in accidents that result in an injuries.  Sometimes, those injuries make regular physical exercise difficult or impossible.  It would appear that Kathleen Turner is one of those people.

/me too
//working on it


She is on strong drugs that do horrible things to the body. Probably Prednisone.
 
2013-09-01 03:19:14 PM  
Last role I remember her it she was playing a transvestite dude. How is this a step down?
 
2013-09-01 05:40:42 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Mobius strip of human stupidity: One time out of town with a gig she whispered in my ear I should join her in her hotel room that night as she had a rather remarkable bottle of wine to share.

I got to her room and apparently she had whispered the same thing to everyone else working on the production. She is awesome.

That must have been either a huge farking hotel room or a very, very small scale production.


Just three characters. She played an alcoholic nun who said fark a lot.
 
2013-09-01 06:13:27 PM  

Digitalstrange: Last role I remember her it she was playing a transvestite dude. How is this a step down?


I have so much respect for her compared to most Hollywood sex symbol types. To go from one of the sexiest stars of the 80s to overweight and aged poorly due to an accident and health problems, she takes a Transvestite role and nails it outta the park. Most woman that start out hot and wind up  looking like Kristi Ally had it coming. Kathleen didn't, yet she still had enough pride and self esteem to nail that role as if to say "fark it, some I'm not the hottest anymore,,, I'll do this. And to do it opposite of Morgan Fairchilds still perfect tits. Shes got some class.
 Turner: "Aren't you a little old to be wearing that dress"?
Fairchild: "Don't you have a little too much penis to be wearing yours?"
 
2013-09-01 06:27:32 PM  

mr intrepid: 18 posts, and NO ONE has posted the good stuff from "Body Heat"?


You misspelled "Crimes of Passion" sir.
 
2013-09-01 07:44:39 PM  

Mobius strip of human stupidity: One time out of town with a gig she whispered in my ear I should join her in her hotel room that night as she had a rather remarkable bottle of wine to share.

I got to her room and apparently she had whispered the same thing to everyone else working on the production. She is awesome.


So... Orgy, then?
 
2013-09-01 09:54:30 PM  

katerbug72: She is on strong drugs that do horrible things to the body. Probably Prednisone.


That too.  One reason why I avoid pharmaceuticals unless absolutely necessary.
 
2013-09-02 12:13:25 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: WRONG!!!!


The Flexecutioner: im not sure but i dont think so.


I love you two, so.
 
2013-09-02 11:35:53 AM  
Not news: I saw her in the play of  The Graduate in London.

Fark.com: full frontal nudity.

/saw it with my dad
//awkward
 
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