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(Sun News Network)   Don't mess with Chinese women. Some of them will kill you and then boil your corpse in a pressure cooker   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 84
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2013-08-31 08:36:27 PM  
As long as she leaves my coke alone, we'll be just fine.
 
2013-08-31 08:40:01 PM  
Chinese Fetus Soup gives new meaning to Over 1 Billion Served.
 
2013-08-31 08:41:17 PM  
She was pretty stewed.
 
2013-08-31 08:42:31 PM  
Moo Goo Gai Husband.
 
2013-08-31 08:42:47 PM  
No big deal . They do that with fetuses all the time over there . It's perfectly normal .
 
2013-08-31 08:44:07 PM  
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It could have been worse...
 
2013-08-31 08:44:17 PM  
Yellow journalism.
 
2013-08-31 08:44:19 PM  
Noted. Thanks for the advice subby.
 
2013-08-31 08:44:42 PM  

tetsoushima: As long as she leaves my coke alone, we'll be just fine.


doesn't seem like she is the joking type.
 
2013-08-31 08:45:43 PM  
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2013-08-31 08:45:58 PM  
If only they'd outlawed pressure cookers.
 
2013-08-31 08:46:25 PM  
Is that what that meant. . .
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2013-08-31 08:47:03 PM  

Astorix: She was pretty stewed.


FTFY
 
2013-08-31 08:48:20 PM  
t.qkme.me
 
2013-08-31 08:48:49 PM  
I worked in China a few years ago and was told by an American who lived there off and on for 20 years to be careful of Chinese women over age 30.

He compared them to a pet raccoon.
"When they're young they're cute and cuddly but when they get older they will chew your arm off."

Or boil you, apparently.
 
2013-08-31 08:53:37 PM  
Good, one less driver on the streets.
 
2013-08-31 08:54:46 PM  
Dim sum tough tracks to cover.
 
2013-08-31 09:03:13 PM  
Abusive spouse gets what they deserve.  +1
 
2013-08-31 09:05:20 PM  
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Mrs. Chu will mess you up.
 
2013-08-31 09:06:25 PM  
Or she could be one of those wicked woman putting period blood in stew.
 
2013-08-31 09:07:13 PM  
Jokes on her, she will be hungry again an hour later..
 
2013-08-31 09:08:38 PM  
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2013-08-31 09:08:43 PM  
She'll have to do it again in a 1/2 hour.
 
2013-08-31 09:10:57 PM  
Wanton soup?
 
2013-08-31 09:11:36 PM  

elffster: Jokes on her, she will be hungry again an hour later..


Drat! Just missed it by a 1/2 hour.
 
2013-08-31 09:12:13 PM  
Did she add this?

ninecooks.typepad.com
 
2013-08-31 09:12:28 PM  
Crazy knows no gender bias.
 
2013-08-31 09:13:47 PM  

elffster: Jokes on her, she will be hungry again an hour later..


nice.
 
2013-08-31 09:14:32 PM  
That's a big pressure cooker.
 
2013-08-31 09:15:55 PM  
" Don't mess with Chinese women. Some of them will kill you and then boil your corpse in a pressure cooker    "

It's not news it's FARK
 
2013-08-31 09:17:22 PM  
Who's her husband? General Tso?

/tastes like chicken
 
2013-08-31 09:21:52 PM  
Is this some kind of a joke, because my Coke tastes funny.
I'm sure the recipe she used was an ancient Chinese secret.
 
2013-08-31 09:22:22 PM  
Moo goo gai (in) pan

Twice cooked hubby

I could go on all night

Or would you rather have general tso kitten?
 
2013-08-31 09:23:19 PM  

dshriner: I worked in China a few years ago and was told by an American who lived there off and on for 20 years to be careful of Chinese women over age 30.

He compared them to a pet raccoon.
"When they're young they're cute and cuddly but when they get older they will chew your arm off."

Or boil you, apparently.


So go with Japanese or Korean?
 
2013-08-31 09:25:34 PM  
The killing part isn't cool, but you got to admire her thriftiness.  No funeral expenses for her, and saved on groceries for a month.
 
2013-08-31 09:30:00 PM  
At least she had a plan and followed through with it.

\How large of a pressure cooker can one buy for household use?

\\Hello NSA.
 
2013-08-31 09:32:04 PM  
Don't forget the Hotsink Soup and the Twice Porked Pork

/ah, National Lampoon
 
2013-08-31 09:33:16 PM  
Is anyone out there looking for the largest possible pressure cooker online?

Be careful about that knock on the door.
 
2013-08-31 09:35:29 PM  
Bet when it was done she was planning to cover him in the cum of sum yun guy.
 
2013-08-31 09:38:50 PM  

Enemabag Jones: At least she had a plan and followed through with it.

\How large of a pressure cooker can one buy for household use?

\\Hello NSA.


FBI.

DHS.

...
 
2013-08-31 09:39:16 PM  
Psychotic family killing Asian woman trifecta in play?
 
2013-08-31 09:41:09 PM  
I guess he slapped her one too many times and told her to go in the kitchen and make him a sammich.

"Ok, now you a sammich,in fact I make you two weeks worth of sammiches."
 
2013-08-31 09:41:27 PM  
Can someone help me search for the largest possible pressure cooker online.

Also I need to find some sort of bag that fits over my back as well.

Thanks for doing the searching for me.  You can use your work computer if you have to.
 
2013-08-31 09:47:55 PM  
foxyshadis
Psychotic family killing Asian woman trifecta in play?

I have known a few asian females and they were all a little crazy. None of them were ABC either.

\Not sure if that is because of my character or if that represents a fair cross-sample of the population?
 
2013-08-31 09:57:24 PM  
My wife is Asian and if she went crazy and made me into a dish, it'd probably be soup. She's crazy about making soups.  I'd be soup stock for sure.
 
2013-08-31 10:06:02 PM  

SirEattonHogg: My wife is Asian and if she went crazy and made me into a dish, it'd probably be soup. She's crazy about making soups.  I'd be soup stock for sure.


Won hon soup.
 
2013-08-31 10:06:26 PM  

SirEattonHogg: My wife is Asian and if she went crazy and made me into a dish, it'd probably be soup. She's crazy about making soups.  I'd be soup stock for sure.


Nope. It will probably be 白斬雞 (white chopped chicken).

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/because you know, you're white
//are you?
///I'll show myself out
 
2013-08-31 10:09:48 PM  
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2013-08-31 10:12:23 PM  

MaliFinn: Abusive spouse gets what they deserve.  +1


This.   Mothers ignoring the husbands/partners abusing their children is probably the number one reason the children hate the mother as well.     She did what needed to be done and it is a pity she was so good hearted she could not hold the crime within herself and needed to confess.

Please note this could also be the other-way around whereby the mother is abusing the child and I would feel the same way.
 
2013-08-31 10:21:28 PM  
Fallout Boy:  /because you know, you're white
//are you?
///I'll show myself out


No.  I'm Asian.  And not a big fan of the bai gai yuk (white chicken?).  Rather have popeyes.
 
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