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(AsiaOne)   South Korean woman addicted to bikinis, irritating her sisters and mother who says she "no longer wants to go swimming after seeing her daughter parade in bikinis all day." Yes, there's a photo gallery   ( divider line 35
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2013-08-31 05:20:31 PM  
10 votes:
Since this is rapidly devolving into a racist mess, here's my contribution:
2013-08-31 02:15:46 PM  
6 votes:

I'd say the bigger concern is that her mother apparently has the ability to shoot Force Lightning out of her eyes. And that in South Korea this is somehow referred to as just "shooting annoyed looks." Daughter better be careful around Sith lords, I'm just sayin'.
2013-08-31 02:52:50 PM  
5 votes:
Gentlemen, I present... The world's most perfect woman:
2013-08-31 04:20:22 PM  
4 votes:

You know you're a nerd when the first thing you say is "Damn, that's a big TV".

2013-08-31 04:02:12 PM  
4 votes:
Stirr ronery
2013-08-31 03:49:50 PM  
4 votes:


I think grandma is thinking the same thing.
2013-08-31 02:00:45 PM  
4 votes:
2013-08-31 03:45:43 PM  
3 votes:
How is this any different than the average Farker who sits at home in his underwear all day?
2013-08-31 03:28:39 PM  
3 votes:
It's gonna be a good day.
Very helpful graphics!
2013-08-31 02:43:47 PM  
3 votes:
2013-08-31 01:51:36 PM  
3 votes:
2013-08-31 04:14:59 PM  
2 votes:
Farkers, this girl needs help.  We've got to do something to wean her from this terrible addiction. I am prepared to volunteer to fly over to South Korea and personally supervise her in a twelve-step program of my own devising. It's important that this be done slowly, to minimize emotional trauma. First I'll put her at ease with some soft music and adult libations, while discussing the benefits of life without bikinis. I'll gently suggest  she ease out of her addiction, step by step, slowly removing her bra, only to the point where she feels comfortable without its cumbersome restraint.  Then...
2013-08-31 03:15:37 PM  
2 votes:
1) yes, she is nice to look at, in a Fembot kinda way, but

B) This is a mother-lode of comedy!

III) The narrative itself if comic gold, enhanced by the mother's continuous reappearances;

iv) The frame with the Batman TV-show like words floating around is awesome, even without translation;

e) Either this is a cheaply produced Springer-like spot, or Koreans live in dismal, sterile, undecorated Soylent-Green like apartments

6) That is all
2013-08-31 02:59:21 PM  
2 votes:

Arn_Dee: 34-24-35

/ 36-24-36
// only if she's 5'3"
2013-08-31 02:46:19 PM  
2 votes:

I Like Shiny Things: What a horrible photographer.

Everyone in those pics looks like they were in mid-blink.

His flash timer must be off.

/rockin' to the oldies today
2013-08-31 02:35:56 PM  
2 votes:
2013-08-31 01:49:01 PM  
2 votes:
I'm OK with this.
2013-08-31 01:42:46 PM  
2 votes:
I'm addicted to the thought of her spreading her legs.
2013-08-31 10:23:31 PM  
1 votes:
I was hoping she would have an early teenage brother to make him really, really uncomfortable.
2013-08-31 08:51:19 PM  
1 votes:

Flab: ZeroCorpse: How is this any different than the average Farker who sits at home in his underwear all day?

She's cute.

I'd imagine she smells quite nice as well, which would be another difference.
2013-08-31 07:46:45 PM  
1 votes:
Slammy taught 2 semesters of college in Japan.

The first day wasn't too bad, everyone in street clothes, the next day they showed up in their adorable uniforms.

I can close my eyes, as I usually had to do while sitting in front of the class, and see white panties.

Bikinis? I taught American Culture. No final required elective. So I added one, a BBQ at Okinawa's Moon Beach which was off-limits to E-5 and below.

Could I find a Marine to help me set up things on a week-end? No, but I forced a friend who owed me a few bucks to go a long.

We were shocked when the girls showed up in, well, I've pulled larger strings from between my teeth after eating steak.

Moore went blabbing to everyone, and after that I could have charged.
2013-08-31 07:10:26 PM  
1 votes:

theflatline: Fallout Boy: God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.

Actually, the plastic surgery is making them look the same. From a Korean beauty contest:

[ image 150x225]\

South Korea is pretty much the plastic surgery capital of the world.

I see you have never been to Colombia.  You can walk down the street and see a body like Sofia Vergaras, and the broad turns around and it is Joan Rivers face.

That's what paper bags are for. 

Or, as my grandfather used to say, "I've never seen a woman's ass that needed makeup."

/he grew up in a different time
//wise man. miss him every day.
2013-08-31 07:04:10 PM  
1 votes:

JerkyMeat: I'm addicted to the thought of her spreading her legs.

Japanese school girls, bacon, Asian bikini girls, legalized weed.

These are tears of joy.
2013-08-31 06:16:28 PM  
1 votes:

smells_like_meat: Fano: Road Rash: Apik0r0s: Korea, the only place in Asia where the women have breasts.

You have obviously never been to a Vietnamese "coffee shop". Phillipino women are nicely endowed as well - try GIS for Alodia Gosiengfiao

Also, India

My Chinese wife was 36 C, pre-cheildbirth and 38 D a year after. My sister in law, (wife's brother's wife) who's 5'2" is at least 40D as are her petite daughtors. All natural.

And go rent a Bollywood movie. My God. They are beautiful also.

Pics or it didn't happen.
2013-08-31 04:16:08 PM  
1 votes:

I Like Shiny Things: What a horrible photographer.

Everyone in those pics looks like they were in mid-blink.

His flash timer must be off.
2013-08-31 03:52:56 PM  
1 votes:
She can walk around my house even without the bikini.
2013-08-31 03:33:29 PM  
1 votes:

stiletto_the_wise: Gentlemen, I present... The world's most perfect woman:

[ image 500x283]

You have not met my wife. Who is a pastry chef from Colombia who spent the first 14 years of her life on a farm with no electricity.

In July some friends and I rented a country house in the mountains, and the power and the gas went out in the afternoon.

My buddy tells me "damn, all we got is beer and fruit".  About an hour later he says "i smell cooking"

The Mrs. had chopped some wood and built a fire.  She then threw a chain over a tree and hung a large pot over the fire and made an amazing stew while cooking rice in another pot over a smaller fire.

I am ready for the apocalypse. And she has an ass.
2013-08-31 03:23:26 PM  
1 votes:
Korea, the only place in Asia where the women have breasts.
2013-08-31 03:16:10 PM  
1 votes:

gweilo8888: Also FTFGallery: ""I'm tanning," she says."

I call BS. Asians -- and that includes Koreans -- spend a fortune not on tanning products (because they typically have a warm tone to their skin already), but on whitening products. It's all about being different from the local norm, and having whatever you don't naturally. Here we tan, because the norm is pasty whiteness. There, they try to go whiter because the norm is a rich tan.

So to me, this says that either the captions were made up by a non-Asian who has no idea what she's actually doing, or that she's intentionally catering to a non-Asian audience.

/either way, she's still an attention whore

It is possible, in theory, that not every single person in Asia is trying to whiten their skin.  Or, even, that just one of them wants darker skin.

/though you're probably right about the captions.
//also, this isn't just me being disagreeable for the sake of a bookmark.  Really.
2013-08-31 02:54:07 PM  
1 votes:
apparently her condition is becoming pandemic because I'm addicted to her wearing bikinis as well.
2013-08-31 02:47:28 PM  
1 votes:
How can she lose with what she use
34-24-35, what a winning hand!

/close enough
2013-08-31 02:41:13 PM  
1 votes:
I guess the sisters and parents who are "fed up with her obsession" have never heard of turning the thermostat down.
2013-08-31 02:22:34 PM  
1 votes:
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm getting a real kick out of the captions: "The presenter comments at how well she poses with household appliances."  Its clear she needs to some sort of modeling agency or training school. Harness that desire and see what you can do with it. She's obviously got the genetics for it and doesn't mind having her boobs tape measured on camera. You see that? You can't teach that. All natural skill.
2013-08-31 02:03:30 PM  
1 votes:
When I was a TV reporter I got to cover car accidents, fires and school board meetings. I shoulda sent a resume to Seoul.
2013-08-31 01:56:51 PM  
1 votes:
TFA seems to really sort of show how conservative Korean culture is, in the way it seems to be incredulous that someone would walk around in a bikini at home.

She's at home.  She could walk around bareass naked for all I care.  What's the big deal?

And if there were pictures of her walking around her house bareass naked, I'd be fine with those too.
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