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(AsiaOne)   South Korean woman addicted to bikinis, irritating her sisters and mother who says she "no longer wants to go swimming after seeing her daughter parade in bikinis all day." Yes, there's a photo gallery   (news.asiaone.com ) divider line
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2013-08-31 07:14:07 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.


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It's not just the Koreans.  It's common in Japan for both men and women to have plastic surgery to make them look more "Western".   Skin lightening creams are big sellers in both Africa and India. Many of the products have caustic chemicals that can cause serious damage if used excessively.   I've heard more than one South American family comment on how a daughter is "so white",  it's a matter of pride to have a light skinned child.  Black American women spend boat loads of money on hair straightener and extensions.

Fact is that most of the world's women want to look like this:

fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-08-31 07:19:44 PM  

Fissile: God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.

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It's not just the Koreans.  It's common in Japan for both men and women to have plastic surgery to make them look more "Western".   Skin lightening creams are big sellers in both Africa and India. Many of the products have caustic chemicals that can cause serious damage if used excessively.   I've heard more than one South American family comment on how a daughter is "so white",  it's a matter of pride to have a light skinned child.  Black American women spend boat loads of money on hair straightener and extensions.

Fact is that most of the world's women want to look like this:

[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 722x480]


That doesnt explain the whole story, considering how there are primary written sources before European contact from Asia that talked about how an attractive woman should be pale.
 
2013-08-31 07:26:04 PM  

Fallout Boy: there are primary written sources before European contact from Asia that talked about how an attractive woman should be pale.


This idea was also around in Europe in medieval times, which is why so many old European fairy tales say "$HEROINE was fair (light-skinned)". Agricultural labor in the sun -> darker skin -> probably a peasant and so forth. Classism knows few boundaries.

That said, these cute women would probably not look good if they dyed their hair blonde:
crow202.org
crow202.org
 
2013-08-31 07:29:22 PM  

Fallout Boy: Fissile: God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.

==========

It's not just the Koreans.  It's common in Japan for both men and women to have plastic surgery to make them look more "Western".   Skin lightening creams are big sellers in both Africa and India. Many of the products have caustic chemicals that can cause serious damage if used excessively.   I've heard more than one South American family comment on how a daughter is "so white",  it's a matter of pride to have a light skinned child.  Black American women spend boat loads of money on hair straightener and extensions.

Fact is that most of the world's women want to look like this:

[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 722x480]

That doesnt explain the whole story, considering how there are primary written sources before European contact from Asia that talked about how an attractive woman should be pale.


================

How many of those written sources mention Japanese men getting surgery to eliminate their eye folds?   Today most of the world's population equate Caucasoid features with beauty.  I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but that's the fact.
 
2013-08-31 07:29:33 PM  

stiletto_the_wise: Gentlemen, I present... The world's most perfect woman:

[multimedia.asiaone.com image 500x283]


She's using the wrong kind of pan to cook bacon.

Z-clipped: or you'll end up bleaching your junk.


Then I can call him Moby Di k.

Apik0r0s: Korea, the only place in Asia where the women have breasts.


I know this will sound really  odd, but Cambodian women. Cambodian women, mmmmm.

ZeroCorpse: How is this any different than the average Farker who sits at home in his underwear all day?


It beats looking at my own wedgie?
 
2013-08-31 07:31:05 PM  
Is there a Korean version of Maria Ozawa? She's been my go-to Asian for too many years, and I need to broaden my horizons...thanks in advance!
 
2013-08-31 07:34:47 PM  

jimmythrust: Is there a Korean version of Maria Ozawa? She's been my go-to Asian for too many years, and I need to broaden my horizons...thanks in advance!


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Ozawa's father is white.....I think he's French Canadian.
 
2013-08-31 07:42:32 PM  

Fissile: jimmythrust: Is there a Korean version of Maria Ozawa? She's been my go-to Asian for too many years, and I need to broaden my horizons...thanks in advance!

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Ozawa's father is white.....I think he's French Canadian.


I'm aware she's half-Japanese and makes me turn Japanese. I need to get out of that ethnic rut with a new slut.
 
2013-08-31 07:46:45 PM  
Slammy taught 2 semesters of college in Japan.

The first day wasn't too bad, everyone in street clothes, the next day they showed up in their adorable uniforms.

I can close my eyes, as I usually had to do while sitting in front of the class, and see white panties.

Bikinis? I taught American Culture. No final required elective. So I added one, a BBQ at Okinawa's Moon Beach which was off-limits to E-5 and below.

Could I find a Marine to help me set up things on a week-end? No, but I forced a friend who owed me a few bucks to go a long.

We were shocked when the girls showed up in, well, I've pulled larger strings from between my teeth after eating steak.

Moore went blabbing to everyone, and after that I could have charged.
 
2013-08-31 07:56:45 PM  

Fissile: Fallout Boy: Fissile: God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.

==========

It's not just the Koreans.  It's common in Japan for both men and women to have plastic surgery to make them look more "Western".   Skin lightening creams are big sellers in both Africa and India. Many of the products have caustic chemicals that can cause serious damage if used excessively.   I've heard more than one South American family comment on how a daughter is "so white",  it's a matter of pride to have a light skinned child.  Black American women spend boat loads of money on hair straightener and extensions.

Fact is that most of the world's women want to look like this:

[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 722x480]

That doesnt explain the whole story, considering how there are primary written sources before European contact from Asia that talked about how an attractive woman should be pale.

================

How many of those written sources mention Japanese men getting surgery to eliminate their eye folds?   Today most of the world's population equate Caucasoid features with beauty.  I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but that's the fact.


I think it is a combination of both your theory and mine. You dont see a lot of Asians getting nose jobs to make their noses more angular.
 
2013-08-31 08:04:47 PM  

Fallout Boy: Fissile: Fallout Boy: Fissile: God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.

==========

It's not just the Koreans.  It's common in Japan for both men and women to have plastic surgery to make them look more "Western".   Skin lightening creams are big sellers in both Africa and India. Many of the products have caustic chemicals that can cause serious damage if used excessively.   I've heard more than one South American family comment on how a daughter is "so white",  it's a matter of pride to have a light skinned child.  Black American women spend boat loads of money on hair straightener and extensions.

Fact is that most of the world's women want to look like this:

[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 722x480]

That doesnt explain the whole story, considering how there are primary written sources before European contact from Asia that talked about how an attractive woman should be pale.

================

How many of those written sources mention Japanese men getting surgery to eliminate their eye folds?   Today most of the world's population equate Caucasoid features with beauty.  I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but that's the fact.

I think it is a combination of both your theory and mine. You dont see a lot of Asians getting nose jobs to make their noses more angular.


The point of being pale isn't to look like a white person, the point of being pale is to prove that you are able to sit around indoors as opposed to having to work out in the sun.

Oddly enough, being tan is now popular for white people.
 
2013-08-31 08:09:30 PM  

RogermcAllen: Fallout Boy: Fissile: Fallout Boy: Fissile: God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.

==========

It's not just the Koreans.  It's common in Japan for both men and women to have plastic surgery to make them look more "Western".   Skin lightening creams are big sellers in both Africa and India. Many of the products have caustic chemicals that can cause serious damage if used excessively.   I've heard more than one South American family comment on how a daughter is "so white",  it's a matter of pride to have a light skinned child.  Black American women spend boat loads of money on hair straightener and extensions.

Fact is that most of the world's women want to look like this:

[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 722x480]

That doesnt explain the whole story, considering how there are primary written sources before European contact from Asia that talked about how an attractive woman should be pale.

================

How many of those written sources mention Japanese men getting surgery to eliminate their eye folds?   Today most of the world's population equate Caucasoid features with beauty.  I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but that's the fact.

I think it is a combination of both your theory and mine. You dont see a lot of Asians getting nose jobs to make their noses more angular.

The point of being pale isn't to look like a white person, the point of being pale is to prove that you are able to sit around indoors as opposed to having to work out in the sun.

Oddly enough, being tan is now popular for white people.


============

Oh, yeah, having a tan makes you look so upper class.

media.carbonated.tv
 
2013-08-31 08:14:12 PM  

theflatline: Fallout Boy: God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.

Actually, the plastic surgery is making them look the same. From a Korean beauty contest:

[i.imgur.com image 150x225]\

South Korea is pretty much the plastic surgery capital of the world.

I see you have never been to Colombia.  You can walk down the street and see a body like Sofia Vergaras, and the broad turns around and it is Joan Rivers face.


Yet another comment showing why you are farkied. You should get on my list man, eip if you are curious.
 
2013-08-31 08:15:19 PM  

ZeroCorpse: How is this any different than the average Farker who sits at home in his underwear all day?


She's cute.
 
2013-08-31 08:42:51 PM  
I'll take one for the team and give her 30 seconds of the worst sex she has ever had.

/Only problem is I'll be horny again an hour later.
 
2013-08-31 08:48:14 PM  

Fissile: Since this is rapidly devolving into a racist mess, here's my contribution:


Tru dat.
 
2013-08-31 08:50:16 PM  
Yeonyun? More like Yumyum.
 
2013-08-31 08:51:19 PM  

Flab: ZeroCorpse: How is this any different than the average Farker who sits at home in his underwear all day?

She's cute.




I'd imagine she smells quite nice as well, which would be another difference.
 
2013-08-31 09:12:22 PM  

Fissile: Fact is that most of the world's women want to look like this:

[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 722x480]


I'm ok with this!
 
2013-08-31 09:54:06 PM  
i14.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-31 10:07:11 PM  
Best. Slideshow. Ever!
 
2013-08-31 10:23:31 PM  
I was hoping she would have an early teenage brother to make him really, really uncomfortable.
 
2013-08-31 10:25:50 PM  

gweilo8888: Loren: No.  It's not about different.  It's about what the rich do.  If both rich and poor have the same tan level you aren't going to see people seeking a different tan level just to be different.

And the rich are commonplace, or different from the norm?

Hint: The word you are looking for here is "different".


The point is that it's a particular difference, not merely to be different.
 
2013-08-31 10:28:27 PM  
Uhm, not bookmarking
 
2013-08-31 10:30:23 PM  
Guess we know her grooming habits.

multimedia.asiaone.com
 
2013-09-01 12:30:59 AM  

Fissile: Whiskey Priest: This is worthy of my efforts.

Oh hell yes.

img.fark.net


Minsoo Go
 
2013-09-01 12:35:42 AM  

lamric: Minsoo Go


Oh I'd goo, errumm go, on her minsoo.
 
2013-09-01 01:03:27 AM  
I was just on my way out of the house to play soccer when I noticed this thread...well....here are a few to add to the bunch:

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

I apologize if they aren't all Korean. I don't have my folders organized very well.
 
2013-09-01 02:02:27 AM  
Shes had that surgery to westernize her eyes, make her look American. Eh...to each his own...I find her to be ugly, but then again, I find Asians ugly. And let the war begin, I'm bored lol.
 
2013-09-01 03:08:13 AM  
I live in Korea, and the skin-lightening thing is absolutely a combo of not wanting to look peasant-outdoor-labourer and wanting to look more Western, but mostly the former - and as Fallout (I think said), it goes back a looong time. One of my wife's Korean co-workers once remarked on a dark-skinned (Korean) guy they saw on the street, saying he looked "stupid". From his skin color. Pressed for details/explanation, she got into the peasants thing, lower-class, labourers, etc. It's a deeply-held cultural perception. Nearly every single skin cream and/or moisturizer product, especially facial ones, has whitener/bleach in it - you have to search pretty far and wide to find one that doesn't.

Incidentally, no they don't generally hold black people in high regard.
 
2013-09-01 03:47:33 AM  
Since I have no AC in my apartment, and outside temps are rapidly going over 90+ degrees fh, I've been working at my home office pretty much naked these past few days. I'm not as pale as her, but my bf sure appreciates it when he comes home from work...
 
2013-09-01 01:19:07 PM  

Road Rash: Apik0r0s: Korea, the only place in Asia where the women have breasts.

You have obviously never been to a Vietnamese "coffee shop". Phillipino women are nicely endowed as well - try GIS for Alodia Gosiengfiao


Nice.  My wife is Filipino, and hotter than Alodia Gosiengfiao.  I'd post pics, but she looks at Fark, and would probably kill me.
 
2013-09-01 08:18:06 PM  

danceswithcrows: Fallout Boy: there are primary written sources before European contact from Asia that talked about how an attractive woman should be pale.

This idea was also around in Europe in medieval times, which is why so many old European fairy tales say "$HEROINE was fair (light-skinned)". Agricultural labor in the sun -> darker skin -> probably a peasant and so forth. Classism knows few boundaries.

That said, these cute women would probably not look good if they dyed their hair blonde:
[crow202.org image 484x646]
[crow202.org image 700x525]


Not good looking blonde?  I'm willing to be the judge of that.
 
2013-09-01 10:35:26 PM  
multimedia.asiaone.com

Giggity!  Now I too have a strange obsession with bikinis.
 
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