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(AsiaOne)   South Korean woman addicted to bikinis, irritating her sisters and mother who says she "no longer wants to go swimming after seeing her daughter parade in bikinis all day." Yes, there's a photo gallery   (news.asiaone.com ) divider line
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2013-08-31 03:49:50 PM  

HawgWild: img.fark.net


multimedia.asiaone.com

I think grandma is thinking the same thing.
 
2013-08-31 03:52:56 PM  
She can walk around my house even without the bikini.
 
2013-08-31 03:53:20 PM  
wildammo.com
 
2013-08-31 03:54:45 PM  
wildammo.com
 
2013-08-31 04:02:12 PM  
Stirr ronery
thebigc.blog.com
 
2013-08-31 04:09:05 PM  
If this chick wants to come to California, she can work for me...  www.girlsofpacificcoasthighway.com

fc00.deviantart.net
 
2013-08-31 04:14:59 PM  
Farkers, this girl needs help.  We've got to do something to wean her from this terrible addiction. I am prepared to volunteer to fly over to South Korea and personally supervise her in a twelve-step program of my own devising. It's important that this be done slowly, to minimize emotional trauma. First I'll put her at ease with some soft music and adult libations, while discussing the benefits of life without bikinis. I'll gently suggest  she ease out of her addiction, step by step, slowly removing her bra, only to the point where she feels comfortable without its cumbersome restraint.  Then...
 
2013-08-31 04:16:08 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: What a horrible photographer.

Everyone in those pics looks like they were in mid-blink.

His flash timer must be off.


neighbr.net
 
2013-08-31 04:17:16 PM  

stiletto_the_wise: Gentlemen, I present... The world's most perfect woman:

[multimedia.asiaone.com image 500x283]


Mmmm... I dunno. Where is her container of lube? She should have it on her at all times. Perhaps she has an ankle holster. If not... it's a fault, a flaw, a chink in her armor if you will.
 
2013-08-31 04:20:22 PM  
multimedia.asiaone.com

You know you're a nerd when the first thing you say is "Damn, that's a big TV".

//guilty.
 
2013-08-31 04:21:52 PM  

zamboni: stiletto_the_wise: Gentlemen, I present... The world's most perfect woman:

[multimedia.asiaone.com image 500x283]

Mmmm... I dunno. Where is her container of lube? She should have it on her at all times. Perhaps she has an ankle holster. If not... it's a fault, a flaw, a chink in her armor if you will.


I'm pretty sure this chick is self-lubricating...
 
2013-08-31 04:22:36 PM  
Just another LBFM.
 
2013-08-31 04:23:01 PM  
With a body like that, I fully support her.

/With my hands.
//On her breasts.
 
2013-08-31 04:25:24 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: With a body like that, I fully support her.

/With my hands.
//On her breasts.


Breast Inspector reporting for duty!
 
2013-08-31 04:40:39 PM  
Mr.Bobo:

I'm pretty sure this chick is self-lubricating...

Wow... those Koreans think of everything.
 
2013-08-31 04:42:16 PM  
Tell you what, lady.  If this is irritating you, send her over to my place.  She can stay as long as she wants.
 
2013-08-31 04:43:05 PM  

jake_lex: TFA seems to really sort of show how conservative Korean culture is, in the way it seems to be incredulous that someone would walk around in a bikini at home.

She's at home.  She could walk around bareass naked for all I care.  What's the big deal?

And if there were pictures of her walking around her house bareass naked, I'd be fine with those too.


filmdope.com

Asian version of this?

newsmanone.files.wordpress.com
or this?
 
2013-08-31 04:51:11 PM  

dericwater: It's a rather spartan home.


All their money goes on waxing.
 
2013-08-31 04:53:16 PM  

Apik0r0s: Korea, the only place in Asia where the women have breasts.


You have obviously never been to a Vietnamese "coffee shop". Phillipino women are nicely endowed as well - try GIS for Alodia Gosiengfiao
 
2013-08-31 04:54:07 PM  
Someone doesn't know how to take a girl's measurements. The tape measure goes under the boobies, not around them.

TMYK
 
2013-08-31 04:56:54 PM  

Road Rash: Apik0r0s: Korea, the only place in Asia where the women have breasts.

You have obviously never been to a Vietnamese "coffee shop". Phillipino women are nicely endowed as well - try GIS for Alodia Gosiengfiao


Also, India
 
2013-08-31 05:03:57 PM  

show me: Someone doesn't know how to take a girl's measurements. The tape measure goes under the boobies, not around them.

TMYK


Fail.
 
2013-08-31 05:04:03 PM  
Not enough bikini pictures in here. Shouldn't someone do something about it?
 
2013-08-31 05:05:46 PM  

show me: Someone doesn't know how to take a girl's measurements. The tape measure goes under the boobies, not around them.

TMYK


Only when you're measuring bra size (to determine the length of the band in the bra). Bust size is straight across the bust.
 
2013-08-31 05:20:31 PM  
Since this is rapidly devolving into a racist mess, here's my contribution:

www.bigwowo.com
 
2013-08-31 05:21:01 PM  

drewbob21: Props to Subby.


because his car has propellers?
 
2013-08-31 05:23:07 PM  
Just returned from Korea yesterday.
Thanks for the sads, Fark!
 
2013-08-31 05:36:08 PM  

Fissile: Since this is rapidly devolving into a racist mess, here's my contribution:

[www.bigwowo.com image 850x255]


OK, I'll throw one in.....

http://www.roadpictures.com/about/kranky/sucharitanunta/
 
2013-08-31 05:41:39 PM  
This is worthy of my efforts.
25.media.tumblr.com
img189.imageshack.us
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-31 05:53:44 PM  

stiletto_the_wise: stiletto_the_wise: Gentlemen, I present... The world's most perfect woman:

[multimedia.asiaone.com image 500x283]

Also relevant: NSFW


There's nothing on that pan.  She clearly can't cook for shiat.
 
2013-08-31 05:59:17 PM  

Whiskey Priest: This is worthy of my efforts.


Oh hell yes.

img.fark.net
 
2013-08-31 06:03:04 PM  

Fissile: Whiskey Priest: This is worthy of my efforts.

Oh hell yes.

[img.fark.net image 499x750]


I she standing in a bunker?
 
2013-08-31 06:12:42 PM  

gweilo8888: I call BS. Asians -- and that includes Koreans -- spend a fortune not on tanning products (because they typically have a warm tone to their skin already), but on whitening products. It's all about being different from the local norm, and having whatever you don't naturally. Here we tan, because the norm is pasty whiteness. There, they try to go whiter because the norm is a rich tan.


I disagree.  It's a matter of what does the leisure class do.  Here they do things like play golf and go to the beach--things that get you tan.  Thus a tan is good.  There coontil recently, it takes time for standards to change) the poor worked outside on the farm, the rich didn't.  Thus a tan is bad.

Fallout Boy: This girl is farking crazy. Really needs to get over herself.


Yup.  There's a lot of people in this thread that want her but they're forgetting one of the basic rules of the bedroom dance--don't stick your rod in crazy.
 
2013-08-31 06:13:32 PM  

Fano: Road Rash: Apik0r0s: Korea, the only place in Asia where the women have breasts.

You have obviously never been to a Vietnamese "coffee shop". Phillipino women are nicely endowed as well - try GIS for Alodia Gosiengfiao

Also, India


My Chinese wife was 36 C, pre-cheildbirth and 38 D a year after. My sister in law, (wife's brother's wife) who's 5'2" is at least 40D as are her petite daughtors. All natural.

And go rent a Bollywood movie. My God. They are beautiful also.
 
2013-08-31 06:13:39 PM  
crow202.org
crow202.org
crow202.org

(Not Korean, but still doing the whole bikini thing....)
 
2013-08-31 06:14:38 PM  
Leaving Korea week after next. There is one thing I'll miss. Nobody does legs in short shorts/ short skirts better than Korea. (or bikinis)

/Definite lack of butts though
 
2013-08-31 06:16:28 PM  

smells_like_meat: Fano: Road Rash: Apik0r0s: Korea, the only place in Asia where the women have breasts.

You have obviously never been to a Vietnamese "coffee shop". Phillipino women are nicely endowed as well - try GIS for Alodia Gosiengfiao

Also, India

My Chinese wife was 36 C, pre-cheildbirth and 38 D a year after. My sister in law, (wife's brother's wife) who's 5'2" is at least 40D as are her petite daughtors. All natural.

And go rent a Bollywood movie. My God. They are beautiful also.


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2013-08-31 06:24:47 PM  
I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.
 
2013-08-31 06:29:29 PM  

Loren: I disagree.  It's a matter of what does the leisure class do.  Here they do things like play golf and go to the beach--things that get you tan.  Thus a tan is good.  There coontil recently, it takes time for standards to change) the poor worked outside on the farm, the rich didn't.  Thus a tan is bad.


So you mean being different from the local norm, then?

/you're saying what I said with different words
 
2013-08-31 06:29:42 PM  

Loren: gweilo8888: I call BS. Asians -- and that includes Koreans -- spend a fortune not on tanning products (because they typically have a warm tone to their skin already), but on whitening products. It's all about being different from the local norm, and having whatever you don't naturally. Here we tan, because the norm is pasty whiteness. There, they try to go whiter because the norm is a rich tan.

I disagree.  It's a matter of what does the leisure class do.  Here they do things like play golf and go to the beach--things that get you tan.  Thus a tan is good.  There coontil recently, it takes time for standards to change) the poor worked outside on the farm, the rich didn't.  Thus a tan is bad.

Fallout Boy: This girl is farking crazy. Really needs to get over herself.

Yup.  There's a lot of people in this thread that want her but they're forgetting one of the basic rules of the bedroom dance--don't stick your rod in crazy.




But there is also this; having tan skin hides a lot of flaws (every teenager with even mild acne knows this). Unfortunately, tanning your skin will rapidly increase the number of flaws you have, but you really have to have exceptionally good skin to pull off looking good without a tan.
 
2013-08-31 06:38:02 PM  

Whiskey Priest: This is worthy of my efforts.


Haven't seen you in awhile.
 
2013-08-31 06:45:31 PM  

gweilo8888: Loren: I disagree.  It's a matter of what does the leisure class do.  Here they do things like play golf and go to the beach--things that get you tan.  Thus a tan is good.  There coontil recently, it takes time for standards to change) the poor worked outside on the farm, the rich didn't.  Thus a tan is bad.

So you mean being different from the local norm, then?

/you're saying what I said with different words


No.  It's not about different.  It's about what the rich do.  If both rich and poor have the same tan level you aren't going to see people seeking a different tan level just to be different.
 
2013-08-31 06:48:14 PM  

Loren: No.  It's not about different.  It's about what the rich do.  If both rich and poor have the same tan level you aren't going to see people seeking a different tan level just to be different.


And the rich are commonplace, or different from the norm?

Hint: The word you are looking for here is "different".
 
2013-08-31 06:48:23 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.


Actually, the plastic surgery is making them look the same. From a Korean beauty contest:

i.imgur.com\

South Korea is pretty much the plastic surgery capital of the world.
 
2013-08-31 06:58:45 PM  

Fallout Boy: God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.

Actually, the plastic surgery is making them look the same. From a Korean beauty contest:

[i.imgur.com image 150x225]\

South Korea is pretty much the plastic surgery capital of the world.


#9 Looks Just Like You.
 
2013-08-31 06:59:26 PM  

dletter: Fallout Boy: God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.

Actually, the plastic surgery is making them look the same. From a Korean beauty contest:

[i.imgur.com image 150x225]\

South Korea is pretty much the plastic surgery capital of the world.

#9 Looks Just Like You.


Crap, I didn't look it up before hand, and had the # wrong.

#12 Looks just like you.
 
2013-08-31 07:04:10 PM  

JerkyMeat: I'm addicted to the thought of her spreading her legs.


Japanese school girls, bacon, Asian bikini girls, legalized weed.

These are tears of joy.
 
2013-08-31 07:05:15 PM  

Fallout Boy: God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.

Actually, the plastic surgery is making them look the same. From a Korean beauty contest:

[i.imgur.com image 150x225]\

South Korea is pretty much the plastic surgery capital of the world.


I see you have never been to Colombia.  You can walk down the street and see a body like Sofia Vergaras, and the broad turns around and it is Joan Rivers face.
 
2013-08-31 07:10:26 PM  

theflatline: Fallout Boy: God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.

Actually, the plastic surgery is making them look the same. From a Korean beauty contest:

[i.imgur.com image 150x225]\

South Korea is pretty much the plastic surgery capital of the world.

I see you have never been to Colombia.  You can walk down the street and see a body like Sofia Vergaras, and the broad turns around and it is Joan Rivers face.


That's what paper bags are for. 

Or, as my grandfather used to say, "I've never seen a woman's ass that needed makeup."

/he grew up in a different time
//wise man. miss him every day.
 
2013-08-31 07:11:26 PM  
Loren and Gweilo:

Many Asian countries' obsession with female paleness goes thousands of years because a tan implies that you are a brutish, manual labour peasant. This wasnt considered feminine and attractive, and it also meant that there wasnt going to be a large dowry. Of course, most Asian countries have now moved away from an agriculture society, but as a result of thousands of years that idea of feminine beauty is cemented into their culture.
 
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