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(AsiaOne)   South Korean woman addicted to bikinis, irritating her sisters and mother who says she "no longer wants to go swimming after seeing her daughter parade in bikinis all day." Yes, there's a photo gallery   (news.asiaone.com) divider line 134
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2013-08-31 01:42:46 PM  
I'm addicted to the thought of her spreading her legs.
 
2013-08-31 01:49:01 PM  
I'm OK with this.
 
2013-08-31 01:51:36 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-08-31 01:56:51 PM  
TFA seems to really sort of show how conservative Korean culture is, in the way it seems to be incredulous that someone would walk around in a bikini at home.

She's at home.  She could walk around bareass naked for all I care.  What's the big deal?

And if there were pictures of her walking around her house bareass naked, I'd be fine with those too.
 
2013-08-31 02:00:45 PM  
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-08-31 02:03:30 PM  
When I was a TV reporter I got to cover car accidents, fires and school board meetings. I shoulda sent a resume to Seoul.
 
2013-08-31 02:15:46 PM  
i.imgur.com

I'd say the bigger concern is that her mother apparently has the ability to shoot Force Lightning out of her eyes. And that in South Korea this is somehow referred to as just "shooting annoyed looks." Daughter better be careful around Sith lords, I'm just sayin'.
 
2013-08-31 02:22:34 PM  
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm getting a real kick out of the captions: "The presenter comments at how well she poses with household appliances."  Its clear she needs to some sort of modeling agency or training school. Harness that desire and see what you can do with it. She's obviously got the genetics for it and doesn't mind having her boobs tape measured on camera. You see that? You can't teach that. All natural skill.
 
2013-08-31 02:35:56 PM  
narwhaler.com
 
2013-08-31 02:41:13 PM  
I guess the sisters and parents who are "fed up with her obsession" have never heard of turning the thermostat down.
 
2013-08-31 02:42:26 PM  
Strange apartment.  Looks like a hospital room.  Maybe it's a set.
 
2013-08-31 02:42:45 PM  
ninjamonkey.us
 
2013-08-31 02:43:29 PM  
Also, potential MILF?
 
2013-08-31 02:43:44 PM  
What a horrible photographer.

Everyone in those pics looks like they were in mid-blink.

His flash timer must be off.
 
2013-08-31 02:43:47 PM  
aytm.com
 
2013-08-31 02:44:41 PM  
Cute, but I like a woman to have an ass.
 
2013-08-31 02:45:05 PM  
Fake story is fake.

An accurate headline would be "Attention whore pretends to wear bikinis all the time so she can get some publicity, fulfilling the need for attention she has because of her daddy issues, and hoping to strike it rich by showing off her bod on a regular basis. Parents and grandparents go along with the BS story with thoughts of all the money their daughter will be raking in that they can get a share of."

/but that wouldn't generate as many clicks
 
2013-08-31 02:46:05 PM  
I'd go swimming in her if you know what I mean.

/And I'm pretty sure you do.
 
2013-08-31 02:46:19 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: What a horrible photographer.

Everyone in those pics looks like they were in mid-blink.

His flash timer must be off.


img.wtfmeme.com

/rockin' to the oldies today
 
2013-08-31 02:47:08 PM  
47 of 64.
 
2013-08-31 02:47:28 PM  
How can she lose with what she use
34-24-35, what a winning hand!

/close enough
 
2013-08-31 02:51:23 PM  
static.comicvine.com
 
2013-08-31 02:52:13 PM  
Also FTFGallery: ""I'm tanning," she says."

I call BS. Asians -- and that includes Koreans -- spend a fortune not on tanning products (because they typically have a warm tone to their skin already), but on whitening products. It's all about being different from the local norm, and having whatever you don't naturally. Here we tan, because the norm is pasty whiteness. There, they try to go whiter because the norm is a rich tan.

So to me, this says that either the captions were made up by a non-Asian who has no idea what she's actually doing, or that she's intentionally catering to a non-Asian audience.

/either way, she's still an attention whore
 
2013-08-31 02:52:25 PM  
Kewl
 
2013-08-31 02:52:50 PM  
Gentlemen, I present... The world's most perfect woman:

multimedia.asiaone.com
 
2013-08-31 02:53:18 PM  
Props to Subby.
 
2013-08-31 02:54:07 PM  
apparently her condition is becoming pandemic because I'm addicted to her wearing bikinis as well.
 
2013-08-31 02:56:08 PM  

gweilo8888: Attention whore pretends to wear bikinis all the time so she can get some publicity


I would imagine that if someone submitted the same story with that headline it would probably get just as many hits. Men like women in bikinis, women in bikinis like being looked at by said men. Where's the harm, and how is this any different from millions of other young women that like to walk around in revealing clothing?

/bigger problems in life to worry about
 
2013-08-31 02:56:32 PM  
It's a rather spartan home.
 
2013-08-31 02:57:07 PM  
Things will get more interesting when she discovers Wicked Weasel. NSFW link opens in new window.
 
2013-08-31 02:59:21 PM  

Arn_Dee: 34-24-35

i1003.photobucket.com


/ 36-24-36
// only if she's 5'3"
 
2013-08-31 02:59:45 PM  

gweilo8888: I call BS. Asians -- and that includes Koreans -- spend a fortune not on tanning products (because they typically have a warm tone to their skin already), but on whitening products. It's all about being different from the local norm, and having whatever you don't naturally. Here we tan, because the norm is pasty whiteness. There, they try to go whiter because the norm is a rich tan.


Having lived in SE Asia, I can confirm this.  You have to be really careful which soaps and deodorants you buy, or you'll end up bleaching your junk.
 
2013-08-31 03:01:25 PM  
I'm not usually into Asian chicks, but I'd wife that.
 
2013-08-31 03:02:39 PM  
This girl is farking crazy. Really needs to get over herself.
 
2013-08-31 03:08:38 PM  

stiletto_the_wise: Gentlemen, I present... The world's most perfect woman:

[multimedia.asiaone.com image 500x283]


Also relevant: NSFW
 
433 [TotalFark]
2013-08-31 03:14:41 PM  
She remembers to wash up after.
 
2013-08-31 03:15:37 PM  
1) yes, she is nice to look at, in a Fembot kinda way, but

B) This is a mother-lode of comedy!

III) The narrative itself if comic gold, enhanced by the mother's continuous reappearances;

iv) The frame with the Batman TV-show like words floating around is awesome, even without translation;

e) Either this is a cheaply produced Springer-like spot, or Koreans live in dismal, sterile, undecorated Soylent-Green like apartments

6) That is all
 
2013-08-31 03:16:10 PM  

gweilo8888: Also FTFGallery: ""I'm tanning," she says."

I call BS. Asians -- and that includes Koreans -- spend a fortune not on tanning products (because they typically have a warm tone to their skin already), but on whitening products. It's all about being different from the local norm, and having whatever you don't naturally. Here we tan, because the norm is pasty whiteness. There, they try to go whiter because the norm is a rich tan.

So to me, this says that either the captions were made up by a non-Asian who has no idea what she's actually doing, or that she's intentionally catering to a non-Asian audience.

/either way, she's still an attention whore


It is possible, in theory, that not every single person in Asia is trying to whiten their skin.  Or, even, that just one of them wants darker skin.

/though you're probably right about the captions.
//also, this isn't just me being disagreeable for the sake of a bookmark.  Really.
 
2013-08-31 03:17:34 PM  

gweilo8888: So to me, this says that either the captions were made up by a non-Asian who has no idea what she's actually doing, or that she's intentionally catering to a non-Asian audience.


there were tanning products in the shots and in one she's rubbing stuff on herself. that said she isn't get much UV through that glass door.
 
2013-08-31 03:17:55 PM  
Fap fap fappity fap faptastic.
 
2013-08-31 03:19:27 PM  

stiletto_the_wise: Gentlemen, I present... The world's most perfect woman:

[multimedia.asiaone.com image 500x283]


that's not a sammich. and i didn't see any beer.

/unless she brought it already.
 
2013-08-31 03:23:26 PM  
Korea, the only place in Asia where the women have breasts.
 
2013-08-31 03:26:13 PM  
She has a 34-24-35 figure and yearns to be a bikini model.

And there it is. She wants to be a model.

/figured it was something like that
 
2013-08-31 03:26:44 PM  
Much cuter than the stabby girl who looks like she got hit in the face with a frying pan.
 
2013-08-31 03:28:39 PM  
It's gonna be a good day.
multimedia.asiaone.com
Very helpful graphics!
 
Ni
2013-08-31 03:29:35 PM  

stiletto_the_wise: Gentlemen, I present... The world's most perfect woman:


She's perfect because she's not yelling at me.
 
2013-08-31 03:31:54 PM  
Pear > hourglass
 
2013-08-31 03:32:18 PM  
What's the problem here? I too am totally ok with this.
 
2013-08-31 03:33:29 PM  

stiletto_the_wise: Gentlemen, I present... The world's most perfect woman:

[multimedia.asiaone.com image 500x283]


You have not met my wife. Who is a pastry chef from Colombia who spent the first 14 years of her life on a farm with no electricity.

In July some friends and I rented a country house in the mountains, and the power and the gas went out in the afternoon.

My buddy tells me "damn, all we got is beer and fruit".  About an hour later he says "i smell cooking"

The Mrs. had chopped some wood and built a fire.  She then threw a chain over a tree and hung a large pot over the fire and made an amazing stew while cooking rice in another pot over a smaller fire.

I am ready for the apocalypse. And she has an ass.
 
2013-08-31 03:45:43 PM  
How is this any different than the average Farker who sits at home in his underwear all day?
 
2013-08-31 03:49:50 PM  

HawgWild: img.fark.net


multimedia.asiaone.com

I think grandma is thinking the same thing.
 
2013-08-31 03:52:56 PM  
She can walk around my house even without the bikini.
 
2013-08-31 03:53:20 PM  
wildammo.com
 
2013-08-31 03:54:45 PM  
wildammo.com
 
2013-08-31 04:02:12 PM  
Stirr ronery
thebigc.blog.com
 
2013-08-31 04:09:05 PM  
If this chick wants to come to California, she can work for me...  www.girlsofpacificcoasthighway.com

fc00.deviantart.net
 
2013-08-31 04:14:59 PM  
Farkers, this girl needs help.  We've got to do something to wean her from this terrible addiction. I am prepared to volunteer to fly over to South Korea and personally supervise her in a twelve-step program of my own devising. It's important that this be done slowly, to minimize emotional trauma. First I'll put her at ease with some soft music and adult libations, while discussing the benefits of life without bikinis. I'll gently suggest  she ease out of her addiction, step by step, slowly removing her bra, only to the point where she feels comfortable without its cumbersome restraint.  Then...
 
2013-08-31 04:16:08 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: What a horrible photographer.

Everyone in those pics looks like they were in mid-blink.

His flash timer must be off.


neighbr.net
 
2013-08-31 04:17:16 PM  

stiletto_the_wise: Gentlemen, I present... The world's most perfect woman:

[multimedia.asiaone.com image 500x283]


Mmmm... I dunno. Where is her container of lube? She should have it on her at all times. Perhaps she has an ankle holster. If not... it's a fault, a flaw, a chink in her armor if you will.
 
2013-08-31 04:20:22 PM  
multimedia.asiaone.com

You know you're a nerd when the first thing you say is "Damn, that's a big TV".

//guilty.
 
2013-08-31 04:21:52 PM  

zamboni: stiletto_the_wise: Gentlemen, I present... The world's most perfect woman:

[multimedia.asiaone.com image 500x283]

Mmmm... I dunno. Where is her container of lube? She should have it on her at all times. Perhaps she has an ankle holster. If not... it's a fault, a flaw, a chink in her armor if you will.


I'm pretty sure this chick is self-lubricating...
 
2013-08-31 04:22:36 PM  
Just another LBFM.
 
2013-08-31 04:23:01 PM  
With a body like that, I fully support her.

/With my hands.
//On her breasts.
 
2013-08-31 04:25:24 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: With a body like that, I fully support her.

/With my hands.
//On her breasts.


Breast Inspector reporting for duty!
 
2013-08-31 04:40:39 PM  
Mr.Bobo:

I'm pretty sure this chick is self-lubricating...

Wow... those Koreans think of everything.
 
2013-08-31 04:42:16 PM  
Tell you what, lady.  If this is irritating you, send her over to my place.  She can stay as long as she wants.
 
2013-08-31 04:43:05 PM  

jake_lex: TFA seems to really sort of show how conservative Korean culture is, in the way it seems to be incredulous that someone would walk around in a bikini at home.

She's at home.  She could walk around bareass naked for all I care.  What's the big deal?

And if there were pictures of her walking around her house bareass naked, I'd be fine with those too.


filmdope.com

Asian version of this?

newsmanone.files.wordpress.com
or this?
 
2013-08-31 04:51:11 PM  

dericwater: It's a rather spartan home.


All their money goes on waxing.
 
2013-08-31 04:53:16 PM  

Apik0r0s: Korea, the only place in Asia where the women have breasts.


You have obviously never been to a Vietnamese "coffee shop". Phillipino women are nicely endowed as well - try GIS for Alodia Gosiengfiao
 
2013-08-31 04:54:07 PM  
Someone doesn't know how to take a girl's measurements. The tape measure goes under the boobies, not around them.

TMYK
 
2013-08-31 04:56:54 PM  

Road Rash: Apik0r0s: Korea, the only place in Asia where the women have breasts.

You have obviously never been to a Vietnamese "coffee shop". Phillipino women are nicely endowed as well - try GIS for Alodia Gosiengfiao


Also, India
 
2013-08-31 05:03:57 PM  

show me: Someone doesn't know how to take a girl's measurements. The tape measure goes under the boobies, not around them.

TMYK


Fail.
 
2013-08-31 05:04:03 PM  
Not enough bikini pictures in here. Shouldn't someone do something about it?
 
2013-08-31 05:05:46 PM  

show me: Someone doesn't know how to take a girl's measurements. The tape measure goes under the boobies, not around them.

TMYK


Only when you're measuring bra size (to determine the length of the band in the bra). Bust size is straight across the bust.
 
2013-08-31 05:20:31 PM  
Since this is rapidly devolving into a racist mess, here's my contribution:

www.bigwowo.com
 
2013-08-31 05:21:01 PM  

drewbob21: Props to Subby.


because his car has propellers?
 
2013-08-31 05:23:07 PM  
Just returned from Korea yesterday.
Thanks for the sads, Fark!
 
2013-08-31 05:36:08 PM  

Fissile: Since this is rapidly devolving into a racist mess, here's my contribution:

[www.bigwowo.com image 850x255]


OK, I'll throw one in.....

http://www.roadpictures.com/about/kranky/sucharitanunta/
 
2013-08-31 05:41:39 PM  
This is worthy of my efforts.
25.media.tumblr.com
img189.imageshack.us
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-31 05:53:44 PM  

stiletto_the_wise: stiletto_the_wise: Gentlemen, I present... The world's most perfect woman:

[multimedia.asiaone.com image 500x283]

Also relevant: NSFW


There's nothing on that pan.  She clearly can't cook for shiat.
 
2013-08-31 05:59:17 PM  

Whiskey Priest: This is worthy of my efforts.


Oh hell yes.

img.fark.net
 
2013-08-31 06:03:04 PM  

Fissile: Whiskey Priest: This is worthy of my efforts.

Oh hell yes.

[img.fark.net image 499x750]


I she standing in a bunker?
 
2013-08-31 06:12:42 PM  

gweilo8888: I call BS. Asians -- and that includes Koreans -- spend a fortune not on tanning products (because they typically have a warm tone to their skin already), but on whitening products. It's all about being different from the local norm, and having whatever you don't naturally. Here we tan, because the norm is pasty whiteness. There, they try to go whiter because the norm is a rich tan.


I disagree.  It's a matter of what does the leisure class do.  Here they do things like play golf and go to the beach--things that get you tan.  Thus a tan is good.  There (until recently, it takes time for standards to change) the poor worked outside on the farm, the rich didn't.  Thus a tan is bad.

Fallout Boy: This girl is farking crazy. Really needs to get over herself.


Yup.  There's a lot of people in this thread that want her but they're forgetting one of the basic rules of the bedroom dance--don't stick your rod in crazy.
 
2013-08-31 06:13:32 PM  

Fano: Road Rash: Apik0r0s: Korea, the only place in Asia where the women have breasts.

You have obviously never been to a Vietnamese "coffee shop". Phillipino women are nicely endowed as well - try GIS for Alodia Gosiengfiao

Also, India


My Chinese wife was 36 C, pre-cheildbirth and 38 D a year after. My sister in law, (wife's brother's wife) who's 5'2" is at least 40D as are her petite daughtors. All natural.

And go rent a Bollywood movie. My God. They are beautiful also.
 
2013-08-31 06:13:39 PM  
crow202.org
crow202.org
crow202.org

(Not Korean, but still doing the whole bikini thing....)
 
2013-08-31 06:14:38 PM  
Leaving Korea week after next. There is one thing I'll miss. Nobody does legs in short shorts/ short skirts better than Korea. (or bikinis)

/Definite lack of butts though
 
2013-08-31 06:16:28 PM  

smells_like_meat: Fano: Road Rash: Apik0r0s: Korea, the only place in Asia where the women have breasts.

You have obviously never been to a Vietnamese "coffee shop". Phillipino women are nicely endowed as well - try GIS for Alodia Gosiengfiao

Also, India

My Chinese wife was 36 C, pre-cheildbirth and 38 D a year after. My sister in law, (wife's brother's wife) who's 5'2" is at least 40D as are her petite daughtors. All natural.

And go rent a Bollywood movie. My God. They are beautiful also.


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2013-08-31 06:24:47 PM  
I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.
 
2013-08-31 06:29:29 PM  

Loren: I disagree.  It's a matter of what does the leisure class do.  Here they do things like play golf and go to the beach--things that get you tan.  Thus a tan is good.  There (until recently, it takes time for standards to change) the poor worked outside on the farm, the rich didn't.  Thus a tan is bad.


So you mean being different from the local norm, then?

/you're saying what I said with different words
 
2013-08-31 06:29:42 PM  

Loren: gweilo8888: I call BS. Asians -- and that includes Koreans -- spend a fortune not on tanning products (because they typically have a warm tone to their skin already), but on whitening products. It's all about being different from the local norm, and having whatever you don't naturally. Here we tan, because the norm is pasty whiteness. There, they try to go whiter because the norm is a rich tan.

I disagree.  It's a matter of what does the leisure class do.  Here they do things like play golf and go to the beach--things that get you tan.  Thus a tan is good.  There (until recently, it takes time for standards to change) the poor worked outside on the farm, the rich didn't.  Thus a tan is bad.

Fallout Boy: This girl is farking crazy. Really needs to get over herself.

Yup.  There's a lot of people in this thread that want her but they're forgetting one of the basic rules of the bedroom dance--don't stick your rod in crazy.




But there is also this; having tan skin hides a lot of flaws (every teenager with even mild acne knows this). Unfortunately, tanning your skin will rapidly increase the number of flaws you have, but you really have to have exceptionally good skin to pull off looking good without a tan.
 
2013-08-31 06:38:02 PM  

Whiskey Priest: This is worthy of my efforts.


Haven't seen you in awhile.
 
2013-08-31 06:45:31 PM  

gweilo8888: Loren: I disagree.  It's a matter of what does the leisure class do.  Here they do things like play golf and go to the beach--things that get you tan.  Thus a tan is good.  There (until recently, it takes time for standards to change) the poor worked outside on the farm, the rich didn't.  Thus a tan is bad.

So you mean being different from the local norm, then?

/you're saying what I said with different words


No.  It's not about different.  It's about what the rich do.  If both rich and poor have the same tan level you aren't going to see people seeking a different tan level just to be different.
 
2013-08-31 06:48:14 PM  

Loren: No.  It's not about different.  It's about what the rich do.  If both rich and poor have the same tan level you aren't going to see people seeking a different tan level just to be different.


And the rich are commonplace, or different from the norm?

Hint: The word you are looking for here is "different".
 
2013-08-31 06:48:23 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.


Actually, the plastic surgery is making them look the same. From a Korean beauty contest:

i.imgur.com\

South Korea is pretty much the plastic surgery capital of the world.
 
2013-08-31 06:58:45 PM  

Fallout Boy: God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.

Actually, the plastic surgery is making them look the same. From a Korean beauty contest:

[i.imgur.com image 150x225]\

South Korea is pretty much the plastic surgery capital of the world.


#9 Looks Just Like You.
 
2013-08-31 06:59:26 PM  

dletter: Fallout Boy: God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.

Actually, the plastic surgery is making them look the same. From a Korean beauty contest:

[i.imgur.com image 150x225]\

South Korea is pretty much the plastic surgery capital of the world.

#9 Looks Just Like You.


Crap, I didn't look it up before hand, and had the # wrong.

#12 Looks just like you.
 
2013-08-31 07:04:10 PM  

JerkyMeat: I'm addicted to the thought of her spreading her legs.


Japanese school girls, bacon, Asian bikini girls, legalized weed.

These are tears of joy.
 
2013-08-31 07:05:15 PM  

Fallout Boy: God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.

Actually, the plastic surgery is making them look the same. From a Korean beauty contest:

[i.imgur.com image 150x225]\

South Korea is pretty much the plastic surgery capital of the world.


I see you have never been to Colombia.  You can walk down the street and see a body like Sofia Vergaras, and the broad turns around and it is Joan Rivers face.
 
2013-08-31 07:10:26 PM  

theflatline: Fallout Boy: God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.

Actually, the plastic surgery is making them look the same. From a Korean beauty contest:

[i.imgur.com image 150x225]\

South Korea is pretty much the plastic surgery capital of the world.

I see you have never been to Colombia.  You can walk down the street and see a body like Sofia Vergaras, and the broad turns around and it is Joan Rivers face.


That's what paper bags are for. 

Or, as my grandfather used to say, "I've never seen a woman's ass that needed makeup."

/he grew up in a different time
//wise man. miss him every day.
 
2013-08-31 07:11:26 PM  
Loren and Gweilo:

Many Asian countries' obsession with female paleness goes thousands of years because a tan implies that you are a brutish, manual labour peasant. This wasnt considered feminine and attractive, and it also meant that there wasnt going to be a large dowry. Of course, most Asian countries have now moved away from an agriculture society, but as a result of thousands of years that idea of feminine beauty is cemented into their culture.
 
2013-08-31 07:14:07 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.


==========

It's not just the Koreans.  It's common in Japan for both men and women to have plastic surgery to make them look more "Western".   Skin lightening creams are big sellers in both Africa and India. Many of the products have caustic chemicals that can cause serious damage if used excessively.   I've heard more than one South American family comment on how a daughter is "so white",  it's a matter of pride to have a light skinned child.  Black American women spend boat loads of money on hair straightener and extensions.

Fact is that most of the world's women want to look like this:

fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-08-31 07:19:44 PM  

Fissile: God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.

==========

It's not just the Koreans.  It's common in Japan for both men and women to have plastic surgery to make them look more "Western".   Skin lightening creams are big sellers in both Africa and India. Many of the products have caustic chemicals that can cause serious damage if used excessively.   I've heard more than one South American family comment on how a daughter is "so white",  it's a matter of pride to have a light skinned child.  Black American women spend boat loads of money on hair straightener and extensions.

Fact is that most of the world's women want to look like this:

[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 722x480]


That doesnt explain the whole story, considering how there are primary written sources before European contact from Asia that talked about how an attractive woman should be pale.
 
2013-08-31 07:26:04 PM  

Fallout Boy: there are primary written sources before European contact from Asia that talked about how an attractive woman should be pale.


This idea was also around in Europe in medieval times, which is why so many old European fairy tales say "$HEROINE was fair (light-skinned)". Agricultural labor in the sun -> darker skin -> probably a peasant and so forth. Classism knows few boundaries.

That said, these cute women would probably not look good if they dyed their hair blonde:
crow202.org
crow202.org
 
2013-08-31 07:29:22 PM  

Fallout Boy: Fissile: God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.

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It's not just the Koreans.  It's common in Japan for both men and women to have plastic surgery to make them look more "Western".   Skin lightening creams are big sellers in both Africa and India. Many of the products have caustic chemicals that can cause serious damage if used excessively.   I've heard more than one South American family comment on how a daughter is "so white",  it's a matter of pride to have a light skinned child.  Black American women spend boat loads of money on hair straightener and extensions.

Fact is that most of the world's women want to look like this:

[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 722x480]

That doesnt explain the whole story, considering how there are primary written sources before European contact from Asia that talked about how an attractive woman should be pale.


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How many of those written sources mention Japanese men getting surgery to eliminate their eye folds?   Today most of the world's population equate Caucasoid features with beauty.  I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but that's the fact.
 
2013-08-31 07:29:33 PM  

stiletto_the_wise: Gentlemen, I present... The world's most perfect woman:

[multimedia.asiaone.com image 500x283]


She's using the wrong kind of pan to cook bacon.

Z-clipped: or you'll end up bleaching your junk.


Then I can call him Moby Di k.

Apik0r0s: Korea, the only place in Asia where the women have breasts.


I know this will sound really  odd, but Cambodian women. Cambodian women, mmmmm.

ZeroCorpse: How is this any different than the average Farker who sits at home in his underwear all day?


It beats looking at my own wedgie?
 
2013-08-31 07:31:05 PM  
Is there a Korean version of Maria Ozawa? She's been my go-to Asian for too many years, and I need to broaden my horizons...thanks in advance!
 
2013-08-31 07:34:47 PM  

jimmythrust: Is there a Korean version of Maria Ozawa? She's been my go-to Asian for too many years, and I need to broaden my horizons...thanks in advance!


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Ozawa's father is white.....I think he's French Canadian.
 
2013-08-31 07:42:32 PM  

Fissile: jimmythrust: Is there a Korean version of Maria Ozawa? She's been my go-to Asian for too many years, and I need to broaden my horizons...thanks in advance!

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Ozawa's father is white.....I think he's French Canadian.


I'm aware she's half-Japanese and makes me turn Japanese. I need to get out of that ethnic rut with a new slut.
 
2013-08-31 07:46:45 PM  
Slammy taught 2 semesters of college in Japan.

The first day wasn't too bad, everyone in street clothes, the next day they showed up in their adorable uniforms.

I can close my eyes, as I usually had to do while sitting in front of the class, and see white panties.

Bikinis? I taught American Culture. No final required elective. So I added one, a BBQ at Okinawa's Moon Beach which was off-limits to E-5 and below.

Could I find a Marine to help me set up things on a week-end? No, but I forced a friend who owed me a few bucks to go a long.

We were shocked when the girls showed up in, well, I've pulled larger strings from between my teeth after eating steak.

Moore went blabbing to everyone, and after that I could have charged.
 
2013-08-31 07:56:45 PM  

Fissile: Fallout Boy: Fissile: God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.

==========

It's not just the Koreans.  It's common in Japan for both men and women to have plastic surgery to make them look more "Western".   Skin lightening creams are big sellers in both Africa and India. Many of the products have caustic chemicals that can cause serious damage if used excessively.   I've heard more than one South American family comment on how a daughter is "so white",  it's a matter of pride to have a light skinned child.  Black American women spend boat loads of money on hair straightener and extensions.

Fact is that most of the world's women want to look like this:

[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 722x480]

That doesnt explain the whole story, considering how there are primary written sources before European contact from Asia that talked about how an attractive woman should be pale.

================

How many of those written sources mention Japanese men getting surgery to eliminate their eye folds?   Today most of the world's population equate Caucasoid features with beauty.  I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but that's the fact.


I think it is a combination of both your theory and mine. You dont see a lot of Asians getting nose jobs to make their noses more angular.
 
2013-08-31 08:04:47 PM  

Fallout Boy: Fissile: Fallout Boy: Fissile: God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.

==========

It's not just the Koreans.  It's common in Japan for both men and women to have plastic surgery to make them look more "Western".   Skin lightening creams are big sellers in both Africa and India. Many of the products have caustic chemicals that can cause serious damage if used excessively.   I've heard more than one South American family comment on how a daughter is "so white",  it's a matter of pride to have a light skinned child.  Black American women spend boat loads of money on hair straightener and extensions.

Fact is that most of the world's women want to look like this:

[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 722x480]

That doesnt explain the whole story, considering how there are primary written sources before European contact from Asia that talked about how an attractive woman should be pale.

================

How many of those written sources mention Japanese men getting surgery to eliminate their eye folds?   Today most of the world's population equate Caucasoid features with beauty.  I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but that's the fact.

I think it is a combination of both your theory and mine. You dont see a lot of Asians getting nose jobs to make their noses more angular.


The point of being pale isn't to look like a white person, the point of being pale is to prove that you are able to sit around indoors as opposed to having to work out in the sun.

Oddly enough, being tan is now popular for white people.
 
2013-08-31 08:09:30 PM  

RogermcAllen: Fallout Boy: Fissile: Fallout Boy: Fissile: God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.

==========

It's not just the Koreans.  It's common in Japan for both men and women to have plastic surgery to make them look more "Western".   Skin lightening creams are big sellers in both Africa and India. Many of the products have caustic chemicals that can cause serious damage if used excessively.   I've heard more than one South American family comment on how a daughter is "so white",  it's a matter of pride to have a light skinned child.  Black American women spend boat loads of money on hair straightener and extensions.

Fact is that most of the world's women want to look like this:

[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 722x480]

That doesnt explain the whole story, considering how there are primary written sources before European contact from Asia that talked about how an attractive woman should be pale.

================

How many of those written sources mention Japanese men getting surgery to eliminate their eye folds?   Today most of the world's population equate Caucasoid features with beauty.  I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but that's the fact.

I think it is a combination of both your theory and mine. You dont see a lot of Asians getting nose jobs to make their noses more angular.

The point of being pale isn't to look like a white person, the point of being pale is to prove that you are able to sit around indoors as opposed to having to work out in the sun.

Oddly enough, being tan is now popular for white people.


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Oh, yeah, having a tan makes you look so upper class.

media.carbonated.tv
 
2013-08-31 08:14:12 PM  

theflatline: Fallout Boy: God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if there's ever any shame in all that plastic surgery making you look unrelated to your family.
Look at her face and then look at her family.
Korea, you have issues.

Actually, the plastic surgery is making them look the same. From a Korean beauty contest:

[i.imgur.com image 150x225]\

South Korea is pretty much the plastic surgery capital of the world.

I see you have never been to Colombia.  You can walk down the street and see a body like Sofia Vergaras, and the broad turns around and it is Joan Rivers face.


Yet another comment showing why you are farkied. You should get on my list man, eip if you are curious.
 
2013-08-31 08:15:19 PM  

ZeroCorpse: How is this any different than the average Farker who sits at home in his underwear all day?


She's cute.
 
2013-08-31 08:42:51 PM  
I'll take one for the team and give her 30 seconds of the worst sex she has ever had.

/Only problem is I'll be horny again an hour later.
 
2013-08-31 08:48:14 PM  

Fissile: Since this is rapidly devolving into a racist mess, here's my contribution:


Tru dat.
 
2013-08-31 08:50:16 PM  
Yeonyun? More like Yumyum.
 
2013-08-31 08:51:19 PM  

Flab: ZeroCorpse: How is this any different than the average Farker who sits at home in his underwear all day?

She's cute.




I'd imagine she smells quite nice as well, which would be another difference.
 
2013-08-31 09:12:22 PM  

Fissile: Fact is that most of the world's women want to look like this:

[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 722x480]


I'm ok with this!
 
2013-08-31 09:54:06 PM  
i14.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-31 10:07:11 PM  
Best. Slideshow. Ever!
 
2013-08-31 10:23:31 PM  
I was hoping she would have an early teenage brother to make him really, really uncomfortable.
 
2013-08-31 10:25:50 PM  

gweilo8888: Loren: No.  It's not about different.  It's about what the rich do.  If both rich and poor have the same tan level you aren't going to see people seeking a different tan level just to be different.

And the rich are commonplace, or different from the norm?

Hint: The word you are looking for here is "different".


The point is that it's a particular difference, not merely to be different.
 
2013-08-31 10:28:27 PM  
Uhm, not bookmarking
 
2013-08-31 10:30:23 PM  
Guess we know her grooming habits.

multimedia.asiaone.com
 
2013-09-01 12:30:59 AM  

Fissile: Whiskey Priest: This is worthy of my efforts.

Oh hell yes.

img.fark.net


Minsoo Go
 
2013-09-01 12:35:42 AM  

lamric: Minsoo Go


Oh I'd goo, errumm go, on her minsoo.
 
2013-09-01 01:03:27 AM  
I was just on my way out of the house to play soccer when I noticed this thread...well....here are a few to add to the bunch:

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

I apologize if they aren't all Korean. I don't have my folders organized very well.
 
2013-09-01 02:02:27 AM  
Shes had that surgery to westernize her eyes, make her look American. Eh...to each his own...I find her to be ugly, but then again, I find Asians ugly. And let the war begin, I'm bored lol.
 
2013-09-01 03:08:13 AM  
I live in Korea, and the skin-lightening thing is absolutely a combo of not wanting to look peasant-outdoor-labourer and wanting to look more Western, but mostly the former - and as Fallout (I think said), it goes back a looong time. One of my wife's Korean co-workers once remarked on a dark-skinned (Korean) guy they saw on the street, saying he looked "stupid". From his skin color. Pressed for details/explanation, she got into the peasants thing, lower-class, labourers, etc. It's a deeply-held cultural perception. Nearly every single skin cream and/or moisturizer product, especially facial ones, has whitener/bleach in it - you have to search pretty far and wide to find one that doesn't.

Incidentally, no they don't generally hold black people in high regard.
 
2013-09-01 03:47:33 AM  
Since I have no AC in my apartment, and outside temps are rapidly going over 90+ degrees fh, I've been working at my home office pretty much naked these past few days. I'm not as pale as her, but my bf sure appreciates it when he comes home from work...
 
2013-09-01 01:19:07 PM  

Road Rash: Apik0r0s: Korea, the only place in Asia where the women have breasts.

You have obviously never been to a Vietnamese "coffee shop". Phillipino women are nicely endowed as well - try GIS for Alodia Gosiengfiao


Nice.  My wife is Filipino, and hotter than Alodia Gosiengfiao.  I'd post pics, but she looks at Fark, and would probably kill me.
 
2013-09-01 08:18:06 PM  

danceswithcrows: Fallout Boy: there are primary written sources before European contact from Asia that talked about how an attractive woman should be pale.

This idea was also around in Europe in medieval times, which is why so many old European fairy tales say "$HEROINE was fair (light-skinned)". Agricultural labor in the sun -> darker skin -> probably a peasant and so forth. Classism knows few boundaries.

That said, these cute women would probably not look good if they dyed their hair blonde:
[crow202.org image 484x646]
[crow202.org image 700x525]


Not good looking blonde?  I'm willing to be the judge of that.
 
2013-09-01 10:35:26 PM  
multimedia.asiaone.com

Giggity!  Now I too have a strange obsession with bikinis.
 
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