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(AsiaOne)   South Korean woman addicted to bikinis, irritating her sisters and mother who says she "no longer wants to go swimming after seeing her daughter parade in bikinis all day." Yes, there's a photo gallery   (news.asiaone.com) divider line 134
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2013-08-31 01:42:46 PM  
I'm addicted to the thought of her spreading her legs.
 
2013-08-31 01:49:01 PM  
I'm OK with this.
 
2013-08-31 01:51:36 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-08-31 01:56:51 PM  
TFA seems to really sort of show how conservative Korean culture is, in the way it seems to be incredulous that someone would walk around in a bikini at home.

She's at home.  She could walk around bareass naked for all I care.  What's the big deal?

And if there were pictures of her walking around her house bareass naked, I'd be fine with those too.
 
2013-08-31 02:00:45 PM  
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-08-31 02:03:30 PM  
When I was a TV reporter I got to cover car accidents, fires and school board meetings. I shoulda sent a resume to Seoul.
 
2013-08-31 02:15:46 PM  
i.imgur.com

I'd say the bigger concern is that her mother apparently has the ability to shoot Force Lightning out of her eyes. And that in South Korea this is somehow referred to as just "shooting annoyed looks." Daughter better be careful around Sith lords, I'm just sayin'.
 
2013-08-31 02:22:34 PM  
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm getting a real kick out of the captions: "The presenter comments at how well she poses with household appliances."  Its clear she needs to some sort of modeling agency or training school. Harness that desire and see what you can do with it. She's obviously got the genetics for it and doesn't mind having her boobs tape measured on camera. You see that? You can't teach that. All natural skill.
 
2013-08-31 02:35:56 PM  
narwhaler.com
 
2013-08-31 02:41:13 PM  
I guess the sisters and parents who are "fed up with her obsession" have never heard of turning the thermostat down.
 
2013-08-31 02:42:26 PM  
Strange apartment.  Looks like a hospital room.  Maybe it's a set.
 
2013-08-31 02:42:45 PM  
ninjamonkey.us
 
2013-08-31 02:43:29 PM  
Also, potential MILF?
 
2013-08-31 02:43:44 PM  
What a horrible photographer.

Everyone in those pics looks like they were in mid-blink.

His flash timer must be off.
 
2013-08-31 02:43:47 PM  
aytm.com
 
2013-08-31 02:44:41 PM  
Cute, but I like a woman to have an ass.
 
2013-08-31 02:45:05 PM  
Fake story is fake.

An accurate headline would be "Attention whore pretends to wear bikinis all the time so she can get some publicity, fulfilling the need for attention she has because of her daddy issues, and hoping to strike it rich by showing off her bod on a regular basis. Parents and grandparents go along with the BS story with thoughts of all the money their daughter will be raking in that they can get a share of."

/but that wouldn't generate as many clicks
 
2013-08-31 02:46:05 PM  
I'd go swimming in her if you know what I mean.

/And I'm pretty sure you do.
 
2013-08-31 02:46:19 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: What a horrible photographer.

Everyone in those pics looks like they were in mid-blink.

His flash timer must be off.


img.wtfmeme.com

/rockin' to the oldies today
 
2013-08-31 02:47:08 PM  
47 of 64.
 
2013-08-31 02:47:28 PM  
How can she lose with what she use
34-24-35, what a winning hand!

/close enough
 
2013-08-31 02:51:23 PM  
static.comicvine.com
 
2013-08-31 02:52:13 PM  
Also FTFGallery: ""I'm tanning," she says."

I call BS. Asians -- and that includes Koreans -- spend a fortune not on tanning products (because they typically have a warm tone to their skin already), but on whitening products. It's all about being different from the local norm, and having whatever you don't naturally. Here we tan, because the norm is pasty whiteness. There, they try to go whiter because the norm is a rich tan.

So to me, this says that either the captions were made up by a non-Asian who has no idea what she's actually doing, or that she's intentionally catering to a non-Asian audience.

/either way, she's still an attention whore
 
2013-08-31 02:52:25 PM  
Kewl
 
2013-08-31 02:52:50 PM  
Gentlemen, I present... The world's most perfect woman:

multimedia.asiaone.com
 
2013-08-31 02:53:18 PM  
Props to Subby.
 
2013-08-31 02:54:07 PM  
apparently her condition is becoming pandemic because I'm addicted to her wearing bikinis as well.
 
2013-08-31 02:56:08 PM  

gweilo8888: Attention whore pretends to wear bikinis all the time so she can get some publicity


I would imagine that if someone submitted the same story with that headline it would probably get just as many hits. Men like women in bikinis, women in bikinis like being looked at by said men. Where's the harm, and how is this any different from millions of other young women that like to walk around in revealing clothing?

/bigger problems in life to worry about
 
2013-08-31 02:56:32 PM  
It's a rather spartan home.
 
2013-08-31 02:57:07 PM  
Things will get more interesting when she discovers Wicked Weasel. NSFW link opens in new window.
 
2013-08-31 02:59:21 PM  

Arn_Dee: 34-24-35

i1003.photobucket.com


/ 36-24-36
// only if she's 5'3"
 
2013-08-31 02:59:45 PM  

gweilo8888: I call BS. Asians -- and that includes Koreans -- spend a fortune not on tanning products (because they typically have a warm tone to their skin already), but on whitening products. It's all about being different from the local norm, and having whatever you don't naturally. Here we tan, because the norm is pasty whiteness. There, they try to go whiter because the norm is a rich tan.


Having lived in SE Asia, I can confirm this.  You have to be really careful which soaps and deodorants you buy, or you'll end up bleaching your junk.
 
2013-08-31 03:01:25 PM  
I'm not usually into Asian chicks, but I'd wife that.
 
2013-08-31 03:02:39 PM  
This girl is farking crazy. Really needs to get over herself.
 
2013-08-31 03:08:38 PM  

stiletto_the_wise: Gentlemen, I present... The world's most perfect woman:

[multimedia.asiaone.com image 500x283]


Also relevant: NSFW
 
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2013-08-31 03:14:41 PM  
She remembers to wash up after.
 
2013-08-31 03:15:37 PM  
1) yes, she is nice to look at, in a Fembot kinda way, but

B) This is a mother-lode of comedy!

III) The narrative itself if comic gold, enhanced by the mother's continuous reappearances;

iv) The frame with the Batman TV-show like words floating around is awesome, even without translation;

e) Either this is a cheaply produced Springer-like spot, or Koreans live in dismal, sterile, undecorated Soylent-Green like apartments

6) That is all
 
2013-08-31 03:16:10 PM  

gweilo8888: Also FTFGallery: ""I'm tanning," she says."

I call BS. Asians -- and that includes Koreans -- spend a fortune not on tanning products (because they typically have a warm tone to their skin already), but on whitening products. It's all about being different from the local norm, and having whatever you don't naturally. Here we tan, because the norm is pasty whiteness. There, they try to go whiter because the norm is a rich tan.

So to me, this says that either the captions were made up by a non-Asian who has no idea what she's actually doing, or that she's intentionally catering to a non-Asian audience.

/either way, she's still an attention whore


It is possible, in theory, that not every single person in Asia is trying to whiten their skin.  Or, even, that just one of them wants darker skin.

/though you're probably right about the captions.
//also, this isn't just me being disagreeable for the sake of a bookmark.  Really.
 
2013-08-31 03:17:34 PM  

gweilo8888: So to me, this says that either the captions were made up by a non-Asian who has no idea what she's actually doing, or that she's intentionally catering to a non-Asian audience.


there were tanning products in the shots and in one she's rubbing stuff on herself. that said she isn't get much UV through that glass door.
 
2013-08-31 03:17:55 PM  
Fap fap fappity fap faptastic.
 
2013-08-31 03:19:27 PM  

stiletto_the_wise: Gentlemen, I present... The world's most perfect woman:

[multimedia.asiaone.com image 500x283]


that's not a sammich. and i didn't see any beer.

/unless she brought it already.
 
2013-08-31 03:23:26 PM  
Korea, the only place in Asia where the women have breasts.
 
2013-08-31 03:26:13 PM  
She has a 34-24-35 figure and yearns to be a bikini model.

And there it is. She wants to be a model.

/figured it was something like that
 
2013-08-31 03:26:44 PM  
Much cuter than the stabby girl who looks like she got hit in the face with a frying pan.
 
2013-08-31 03:28:39 PM  
It's gonna be a good day.
multimedia.asiaone.com
Very helpful graphics!
 
Ni
2013-08-31 03:29:35 PM  

stiletto_the_wise: Gentlemen, I present... The world's most perfect woman:


She's perfect because she's not yelling at me.
 
2013-08-31 03:31:54 PM  
Pear > hourglass
 
2013-08-31 03:32:18 PM  
What's the problem here? I too am totally ok with this.
 
2013-08-31 03:33:29 PM  

stiletto_the_wise: Gentlemen, I present... The world's most perfect woman:

[multimedia.asiaone.com image 500x283]


You have not met my wife. Who is a pastry chef from Colombia who spent the first 14 years of her life on a farm with no electricity.

In July some friends and I rented a country house in the mountains, and the power and the gas went out in the afternoon.

My buddy tells me "damn, all we got is beer and fruit".  About an hour later he says "i smell cooking"

The Mrs. had chopped some wood and built a fire.  She then threw a chain over a tree and hung a large pot over the fire and made an amazing stew while cooking rice in another pot over a smaller fire.

I am ready for the apocalypse. And she has an ass.
 
2013-08-31 03:45:43 PM  
How is this any different than the average Farker who sits at home in his underwear all day?
 
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