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2013-08-31 01:33:21 PM
Awe. So this is news because your supreme being-fearing delusion is supposed to make this impossible, I guess?
 
2013-08-31 01:34:31 PM
Hit in the head with a bible.  A second way for a bible to make you stupider.
 
2013-08-31 01:35:04 PM
And he's an Abbott too!
 
2013-08-31 01:36:23 PM
Those who do not accept the path of Origin must be destroyed.

Hallowed are the Ori.
 
2013-08-31 01:36:27 PM
The perp sung the songs that remind him of the good times, he sung the songs that remind him of the best times
 
2013-08-31 01:37:00 PM
Now that we banned bibles only criminals have bibles.
 
2013-08-31 01:37:07 PM
Biblethumping? I'm going to take a random guess here and assume that the perp had drank a whiskey drink, and drank a vodka drink, and drank a lager drink, and drank a cider drink. After all, he should have known that, unless it was one of those massive hardcover bibles, that the clerk might get knocked down, but he'd get up again.
 
2013-08-31 01:37:57 PM
I'm certainly glad that file photo was there to bring the story to life
 
2013-08-31 01:38:49 PM

Son of Thunder: Biblethumping? I'm going to take a random guess here and assume that the perp had drank a whiskey drink, and drank a vodka drink, and drank a lager drink, and drank a cider drink. After all, he should have known that, unless it was one of those massive hardcover bibles, that the clerk might get knocked down, but he'd get up again.


[shakes tiny fist at skinink]
 
2013-08-31 01:41:17 PM
No Bible needs more than 30 chapters in a book. This was clearly an high capacity assault Bible and should therefore be regulated more thoroughly.

/Tosses match
//Runs
 
2013-08-31 01:42:58 PM
Thou shalt not steal....WHAM!
 
2013-08-31 01:43:50 PM
He'll be pissing the night away in jail.

/Are we done now?
 
2013-08-31 01:44:48 PM
Now that is beating Jesus into someone!  Amen!
 
2013-08-31 01:48:42 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'm certainly glad that file photo was there to bring the story to life


And for those who didn't bother to click the link...

cbscleveland.files.wordpress.com

What a bible may look like...
 
2013-08-31 01:50:09 PM
I wonder if at his trial he can be sworn in on the evidence.
 
2013-08-31 01:58:53 PM
[oblig]

"...I get knocked down, but I get up again, if that bible don't keep me down..."   [repeat ad nausium]
 
2013-08-31 01:58:57 PM
I guess the clerk got That Old Time Religion.
Can I hear an AMEN?
 
2013-08-31 02:00:47 PM
some may call it 'the good book', but i doubt anyone would call it a good weapon
 
2013-08-31 02:01:54 PM
The 57-year-old Abbott Griffin . . .

Well, with a name like that, his choice of weapon makes a certain amount of sense...
 
2013-08-31 02:09:11 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: some may call it 'the good book', but i doubt anyone would call it a good weapon


It sure worked for this guy.
 
2013-08-31 02:21:26 PM
He was heard yelling out "I am FILLED with Christ's love! You are just jealous of my success in the Lord!"

/obscure?
 
2013-08-31 02:25:36 PM

Lorelle: Dead for Tax Reasons: some may call it 'the good book', but i doubt anyone would call it a good weapon

It sure worked for this guy.


not that well since he got caught
 
2013-08-31 02:25:41 PM
Story needs some pew jumping.
 
2013-08-31 02:36:40 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: Those who do not accept the path of Origin must be destroyed.

Hallowed are the Ori.


I voted funny for you, but tbh I thought the Ori storyline was awful, and one of the main reasons for the show's demise.
 
2013-08-31 03:07:29 PM
Religion of love?  Yeah, right.
 
2013-08-31 03:08:27 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: No Bible needs more than 30 chapters in a book. This was clearly an high capacity assault Bible and should therefore be regulated more thoroughly.

/Tosses match
//Runs


Why are you running?  When you burn a bible you can hear the angels scream.
 
2013-08-31 03:57:06 PM
Not the kind of behavior one expects from people who carry a Bible.
 
2013-08-31 04:18:26 PM

Fabric_Man: He'll be pissing the night away in jail.

/Are we done now?


I was going to go with "He got knocked down but did he get up again".
 
2013-08-31 04:28:37 PM
Having a bible doesn't make you a good person.
Not having a bible doesn't make you a bad person.

Who knew?

/Atheist. Have a bible and have read it. It helps to know the methods of one's adversaries.
//Jesus...you magnificent bastard, I read your book!!!
 
2013-08-31 04:31:31 PM

plc5_250: [oblig]

"...I get knocked down, but I get up again, if that bible don't keep me down..."   [repeat ad nausium]


nauseam
 
2013-08-31 05:03:29 PM

L Ron Hubbard's Last Fart: Kumana Wanalaia: Those who do not accept the path of Origin must be destroyed.

Hallowed are the Ori.

I voted funny for you, but I thought the Ori storyline was awful, and one of the main reasons for the show's demise.



THIS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2013-08-31 05:14:49 PM

stuffy: Not the kind of behavior one expects from people who carry a Bible.


This one sure expects it.
 
2013-08-31 05:45:10 PM
HOLY CRAP!
s21.postimg.org
 
2013-08-31 05:58:32 PM

L Ron Hubbard's Last Fart: Kumana Wanalaia: Those who do not accept the path of Origin must be destroyed.

Hallowed are the Ori.

I voted funny for you, but tbh I thought the Ori storyline was awful, and one of the main reasons for the show's demise.


The show was already on the way out at that point.  Most shows are lucky to make 5 seasons, and they made 10.  Hades, even before they did the major cast overhaul they still had 8 seasons.  That is pretty impressive.  If anything, I think that the Ori storyline helped extend it for those last two seasons.  Without it I think that it would have died during season 9.
 
2013-08-31 06:44:27 PM
Later that day ...

www.pittsburghmagazine.com
 
2013-08-31 06:51:02 PM
I've been beaten with a bible before... I walked past a "Halloween is evil" protest/revival/preachatorium thing at the main square in downtown, while dressed in a black robe on Halloween. Apparently they thought I was mocking them or something. Thankfully, I was less than a block from the police station.

bratface: L Ron Hubbard's Last Fart: Kumana Wanalaia: Those who do not accept the path of Origin must be destroyed.

Hallowed are the Ori.

I voted funny for you, but I thought the Ori storyline was awful, and one of the main reasons for the show's demise.


THIS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


THAT ^^^^^

Well, that and the "Richard Dean Anderson doesn't want to be here today" syndrome over the last few seasons of SG-1.
 
2013-08-31 09:24:55 PM
Not surprising.  Bible thumping is usually all about taking your money.
 
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