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2013-08-31 11:03:57 AM
Maybe he should be a preacher.
 
2013-08-31 11:11:37 AM
Haha, nice one subby~!

+1.
 
2013-08-31 11:11:50 AM
I'm starting to feel sorry for the guy now

/a little
 
2013-08-31 11:15:36 AM
The gardener quit? Damn.
 
2013-08-31 11:39:30 AM
Jesus had Polio?
 
2013-08-31 11:46:16 AM
Tebow will be starting for the Raiders soon.  He's more accurate then Pryor.
 
2013-08-31 11:46:43 AM
Next stop, Florida state senate.
 
2013-08-31 11:47:01 AM
Bayless is just "STUNNED" on Twitter, between this and Vince Young getting cut by the Pack.
 
2013-08-31 11:47:22 AM
What's the next stop for this traveling circus?  Hey, Buffalo, interested in a slightly used deity?
 
2013-08-31 11:48:40 AM
HA HA! The joke's on you Submitter! "Walking" is an act in baseball, and Tebow plays football!! HA HA!
 
2013-08-31 11:48:59 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-31 11:49:00 AM
As a casual football fan, can someone explain to me why Tebow is so bad? On paper, it looks like all he's done is succeed. Why is he shunned by every team?
 
2013-08-31 11:49:42 AM
Hard to believe he threw for 9,000 + yards & ran for close to 3,000 in college.
 
2013-08-31 11:49:44 AM
VY released by Green Bay as well. Buffalo should bring them both in to fight for the job!
 
2013-08-31 11:49:54 AM

robsul82: Bayless is just "STUNNED" on Twitter, between this and Vince Young getting cut by the Pack.


Of course he's "stunned," because he likes bad players.
 
2013-08-31 11:52:06 AM

Nefarious: Tebow will be starting for the Raiders soon.  He's more accurate then Pryor.

 
2013-08-31 11:52:21 AM

rbaron71: As a casual football fan, can someone explain to me why Tebow is so bad? On paper, it looks like all he's done is succeed. Why is he shunned by every team?


He has bad passing mechanics, a weak arm, and makes bad decisions on the field.  He can run pretty well, but he likes to run straight through guys, which you can't do in the NFL.  You'll get injured really quick that way.

The Broncos success when he was with them had very little to do with him.  In fact, it's arguable he held them back a bit.

He was a great college quarterback, but the NFL is a different game.
 
2013-08-31 11:52:25 AM

Hardy-r-r: Hard to believe he threw for 9,000 + yards & ran for close to 3,000 in college.


He played for an SEC team. It's not hard to put up those numbers when you play St. Mary's School for the Blind and Hicksville Barber College as your OOC games and when you play the lower conference teams (The SEC is a very top heavy conference)
 
2013-08-31 11:52:39 AM
Where's you Tebsiah now?
 
2013-08-31 11:52:45 AM

rbaron71: On paper, it looks like all he's done is succeed.


1) On paper, Nixon was a far more successful politician than Reagan.

2) Who cares what Bill Belicheat and the Cheatriots are doing?

Oh and.... 3)

i.imgur.com

/oblig.
 
2013-08-31 11:52:49 AM

cameroncrazy1984: robsul82: Bayless is just "STUNNED" on Twitter, between this and Vince Young getting cut by the Pack.

Of course he's "stunned," because he likes bad players.


But he's a BALLER...

And a PLAYMAKER...

And a SHOTCALLER....
 
2013-08-31 11:53:04 AM
No reason to even watch this season now.
 
2013-08-31 11:53:17 AM

cameroncrazy1984: robsul82: Bayless is just "STUNNED" on Twitter, between this and Vince Young getting cut by the Pack.

Of course he's "stunned," because he likes bad players.


Skip Bayless is the Glenn Beck of sports media.  We really should be ignoring him.
 
2013-08-31 11:53:34 AM

Somacandra: HA HA! The joke's on you Submitter! "Walking" is an act in baseball, and Tebow plays football!! HA HA!


That's kinda generous.
 
2013-08-31 11:54:21 AM
Another team will pick him up in three days.
 
2013-08-31 11:54:46 AM
Called it.
 
2013-08-31 11:55:12 AM

rbaron71: As a casual football fan, can someone explain to me why Tebow is so bad? On paper, it looks like all he's done is succeed. Why is he shunned by every team?


His schtick is short passes and lots of running.  His successful college offense was built around this.  It doesn't translate to the NFL.  Without the legitimate threat of the long ball, the field of play is much smaller, allowing a NFL-quality defense to shut him down.

/amidoinitrite?
 
2013-08-31 11:55:22 AM
Reached for comment, He said, "My God, My God, why have you forsaken me?"
 
2013-08-31 11:56:28 AM
With Tebow, VY and Leinart all out of the league, the question needs to be asked:  should Manziel even bother?
 
2013-08-31 11:56:37 AM
By the reports I saw, not only was Tebow stinking up the joint playing QB, the Patriots had come to the conclusion that his overall skills at football had gone into steep decline.  So even the suggestion that the rabid Tebow fans make to have him play RB or TE wouldn't have worked out.
 
2013-08-31 11:57:24 AM

DoblerMeyer: VY released by Green Bay as well. Buffalo should bring them both in to fight for the job!


What job? EJ is practicing this week. You want them to fight for 3rd string with Thad Lewis?
 
2013-08-31 11:57:52 AM

JohnAnnArbor: Another team will pick him up in three days.


Let him do the public speaking circuit and make a gazillion dollars talking religion, or do politics or something.  Or, if he really wants to play football, go to the CFL.

He's just not NFL caliber.
 
2013-08-31 11:57:57 AM
He should open a megachurch.
 
2013-08-31 11:57:58 AM
I hear there's a certain team in green looking for a QB..
 
2013-08-31 11:58:28 AM
Still only one set of footprints in the sand

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-08-31 11:59:57 AM

you are a puppet: With Tebow, VY and Leinart all out of the league, the question needs to be asked:  should Manziel even bother?


That guy has "future trainwreck" written all over him unless he cleans up his act.  He's always got his look like he knows he can get away with anything.  Well, maybe in college, yeah.  Getting away with it when you become a pro isn't as easy.
 
2013-08-31 12:01:48 PM
Wish they coulda kept him. There must be SOME way he could contribute. I still think he'll catch on with someone.
 
2013-08-31 12:02:25 PM
erroraccessdenied.com
 
2013-08-31 12:02:40 PM

zerkalo: Still only one set of footprints in the sand

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Needs moar Sad Keanu.
 
2013-08-31 12:03:19 PM

foo monkey: rbaron71: As a casual football fan, can someone explain to me why Tebow is so bad? On paper, it looks like all he's done is succeed. Why is he shunned by every team?

His schtick is short passes and lots of running.  His successful college offense was built around this.  It doesn't translate to the NFL.  Without the legitimate threat of the long ball, the field of play is much smaller, allowing a NFL-quality defense to shut him down.

/amidoinitrite?


Plus, the reasons for his fourth quarter success in Denver were a) he had a great defense to keep the games close b) a defenses that had successfully shut him down for 3.5 quarters by forcing him to pass the football and laughing at the results retreated into the bad habit playing a more conservative defense, giving him cushion to run and throw the short passes and get into field goal range and c) Matt Prater is a great kicker.

Oh, and d) The Pittsburgh Steelers decided that you don't need anyone in the middle of the field on defense in overtime.
 
2013-08-31 12:03:45 PM
My headline:

"Bill Bellichek seen depositing 30 pieces of Silver"

But link already posted ;(
 
2013-08-31 12:03:49 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: The Pittsburgh Steelers decided that you don't need anyone in the middle of the field on defense


Hey, it works for us!
 
2013-08-31 12:04:35 PM

Klippoklondike: cameroncrazy1984: robsul82: Bayless is just "STUNNED" on Twitter, between this and Vince Young getting cut by the Pack.

Of course he's "stunned," because he likes bad players.

Skip Bayless is the Glenn Beck of sports media.  We really should be ignoring him.


That's arguably an insult to Beck. And I'm sure I'm not the only one who knew the headline referred to Tebow. Good one, sub.
 
rka
2013-08-31 12:04:56 PM

John Buck 41: There must be SOME way he could contribute.


Waterboy?

/insert water into wine joke here
 
2013-08-31 12:05:26 PM
Pan, meet flash!

/Praise Jeebus.
 
2013-08-31 12:05:27 PM

Klippoklondike: JohnAnnArbor: Another team will pick him up in three days.

Let him do the public speaking circuit and make a gazillion dollars talking religion, or do politics or something.  Or, if he really wants to play football, go to the CFL.

He's just not NFL caliber.


Someone missed the joke...
 
2013-08-31 12:05:43 PM
Good plate discipline.
 
2013-08-31 12:06:03 PM
Zoltan Mesko got cut.

www.useragentman.com
 
2013-08-31 12:08:36 PM

robsul82: Zoltan Mesko got cut.

[www.useragentman.com image 300x252]


Aw.  That's too bad.  Cool name, good punter.
 
2013-08-31 12:08:50 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
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