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(Pune Mirror (India))   Dear Pentho^H^H^H Dr. Mahinder, I slept with my neighbor and her daughter while my wife was in another town having our baby. She is coming back in a few days, what do I do? (text may be Not safe for work)   (punemirror.in) divider line 93
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2013-08-31 08:36:08 AM  
OK, that was too funny. All three "letters". I picture the doctor at his desk with pursed lips and a twitch, typing out his angry reply.
 
2013-08-31 08:37:36 AM  
Oh, and someone please greenlight this.
 
2013-08-31 09:25:34 AM  
After careful examination I can't determine which is the inner side of my penis.

Penis pus pocket! See a doctor stat!
 
2013-08-31 09:57:09 AM  
"Pus gets collected in this, and after a period of time, it gets converted into small stones"

I have so many jokes for this my brain can't process all of them
 
2013-08-31 10:09:27 AM  
I'm going to need pictures.
 
2013-08-31 10:15:33 AM  
This guy's column needs to be a regular Fark feature.

Subby, you done struck gold.

/gold, Jerry!
 
2013-08-31 10:17:01 AM  
Indian confusion is best confusion
 
2013-08-31 10:17:23 AM  
" Now, the wife is in the middle of this mess. Solve this yourself. I advise that you have sex only with the wife. "

Yeah, but which wife?

/I love that his first advice is, screw it, solve it yourself
 
2013-08-31 10:19:38 AM  
Move and change your name cause you done farked up
 
2013-08-31 10:22:01 AM  
The third letter...wtf.
 
2013-08-31 10:24:38 AM  
Am I the only guy that is trying to figure out why the first guys wife "went away" to have the baby? She's at her mom's telling her that he's a big ol' bag o'douche and is probably farking the neighbors wife, heck could probably be farking the daughter there too.

And I'm sure he was really trying to NOT end up in bed with both of the women.

// He was actually asking for advice on how to get the neighbor's wife AND her daughter into bed with him at the same time.
////mother daughter sex threads...
 
2013-08-31 10:24:52 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: why would you want to have sex with a baby??  that's no fun baby


You gotta wait until are old enough that they open their mouth when you make airplane noises
 
2013-08-31 10:25:54 AM  
You are a very bad man, jerry.
 
2013-08-31 10:29:00 AM  
Oh pfft.  This is an Indian site...it kinda makes sense now.
 
2013-08-31 10:29:23 AM  
The link is not loading for me so can any one tell me if the mom and daughter are hot?
Is their address given, and can they accommodate weekend guests?
 
2013-08-31 10:29:37 AM  

Fano: Jon iz teh kewl: why would you want to have sex with a baby??  that's no fun baby

You gotta wait until are old enough that they open their mouth when you make airplane noises


SICK AND WRONG.
 
2013-08-31 10:31:46 AM  
It's not the 'sleeping' that's a prob
It's the FARKing ya gotta watch out for...
 
2013-08-31 10:31:54 AM  

Abox: Oh pfft.  This is an Indian site...it kinda makes sense now.


The needful was done by this junglee
 
2013-08-31 10:32:32 AM  
i560.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-31 10:32:43 AM  
Link Farked or does it not load on a Droid tab?
 
2013-08-31 10:39:38 AM  

Benjimin_Dover: Link Farked or does it not load on a Droid tab?


Screenshot of the first page since it looks like the site is going to crash and burn soon.

i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-08-31 10:39:56 AM  

Benjimin_Dover: Link Farked or does it not load on a Droid tab?


Nah, it's Farked. Can't get it to load in good ol' Firefox either.
 
2013-08-31 10:40:36 AM  

Abox: Oh pfft.  This is an Indian site...it kinda makes sense now.


read the good Dr's responses in Apu's voice

images.usatoday.com
 
2013-08-31 10:44:36 AM  
I guess India has diploma mills for Sexologists just like their IT, engineering and medical programs
 
2013-08-31 10:45:15 AM  
That first wasn't so much a problem as a brag...
 
2013-08-31 10:45:47 AM  
They should spell "Pune" "Poon."
 
2013-08-31 10:51:11 AM  
Go for the mumbai mirror version, seems to load faster. Or really any of the other 3 options, since it seems to be getting farked.
 
2013-08-31 10:51:34 AM  
Getting the wife in the middle of the mess was just what the guy had in mind.
 
2013-08-31 10:52:40 AM  
step 1: raise hand to monitor

HIGH FIVE!
 
2013-08-31 10:53:17 AM  
Wait, the Indian sexpert is in Pune? Kutch be.
 
2013-08-31 10:53:41 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: I'm going to need pictures.


Of the pus pocket or the stones?
 
2013-08-31 10:55:04 AM  
Y'ALL MOTHERFARKERS NEED JESUS GANESH
 
2013-08-31 10:56:21 AM  
Surprisingly, for an India sex column none of the questions involve rape.
 
2013-08-31 10:59:50 AM  

skinink: Surprisingly, for an India sex column none of the questions involve rape.


Then again they just might.
 
2013-08-31 11:00:12 AM  
I am 24 years old. I have been in a relationship with a woman for the last five years. We have sex thrice a month. But, she is becoming fatter by the day, especially in the breast and buttocks area too. How can she decrease the size?

userserve-ak.last.fm

Does not approve.
 
2013-08-31 11:00:13 AM  

skinink: Surprisingly, for an India sex column none of the questions involve rape.


They've got it covered and don't need any advice in that field, what with their exposing their shockings.
 
2013-08-31 11:00:51 AM  
It is still common in some parts of India for a woman to go home to her parents where she will give birth and then stay for a couple of months before returning to her husband with the child.

#moreyouknow
 
2013-08-31 11:01:48 AM  

Fano: You are a very bad man, jerry.


i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-31 11:02:03 AM  
text may be Not safe for work

www.codeproject.com
 
2013-08-31 11:03:08 AM  

Argonreality: Go for the mumbai mirror version, seems to load faster. Or really any of the other 3 options, since it seems to be getting farked.


More from the Mumbai Mirror version:


Q: I watch porn and masturbate frequently. I also enjoy playing porn games on my mobile. I am worried about my future. Please help.

A: Welcome to FARK


 
2013-08-31 11:06:47 AM  
I like how he says "the wife", and leaves it fairly ambiguous as to "which wife".
 
2013-08-31 11:09:27 AM  

Old Man Winter: I guess India has diploma mills for Sexologists just like their IT, engineering and medical programs


What is wrong with his advice? It's to the point, without all the stupid rambling other "experts" give.
 
2013-08-31 11:10:29 AM  
They don't have tech support lines for this kind of thing?
 
2013-08-31 11:13:15 AM  

JohnAnnArbor: They don't have tech support lines for this kind of thing?


Hello. My name is Suzy. How are you today, sir? Have you tried unplugging and replugging?
 
2013-08-31 11:15:25 AM  
Third-world problems?
 
2013-08-31 11:22:09 AM  
Okay, the penis pocket thing grosses me out.
 
2013-08-31 11:22:26 AM  

Fano: Jon iz teh kewl: why would you want to have sex with a baby??  that's no fun baby

You gotta wait until are old enough that they open their mouth when you make airplane noises


Dude...you goin' to hell.

/ and I'm going to hell 'cause I laughed witchu
 
2013-08-31 11:23:01 AM  

Johnson: Abox: Oh pfft.  This is an Indian site...it kinda makes sense now.

read the good Dr's responses in Apu's voice

[images.usatoday.com image 180x180]


Brings new meaning to the phrase, "THANK YOU! COME AGAIN!"
 
2013-08-31 11:23:26 AM  
What kind of expert hands out "Solve this yourself." as advice?


/ The jealous kind.
// I'm kinda jealous, too.
 
2013-08-31 11:25:11 AM  
Meh.  Loveline is way funnier.
 
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