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(WTKR)   Thieves steal 30 fishing poles, spray graffiti on moped. That's one strange fetish   (wtkr.com) divider line 17
    More: Stupid, Ronnie Deloatch, golden rules, spray  
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2013-08-31 11:20:39 AM
At least they didn't steal fourty fishing poles.  That's as many as four tens.  And that's terrible.
 
2013-08-31 11:24:49 AM

Fart_Machine: At least they didn't steal fourty fishing poles.  That's as many as four tens.  And that's terrible.


Everyone, get the lights on the way out
 
2013-08-31 11:25:42 AM

Fart_Machine: At least they didn't steal fourty fishing poles.  That's as many as four tens.  And that's terrible.


Really? Fourty? What was wrong with "forty"?
 
2013-08-31 11:27:47 AM
Four tens? Someone needs to stop lex luthor. This is getting out of hand.
 
2013-08-31 11:32:23 AM
Deloatch doesn't have any thoughts on whether it's better to give a man a fish or teach him how to. He just wishes the thieves would respect the golden rule and give him back his fishing poles.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
-Chinese proverb

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll get drunk and fall out of the boat.
-Fark proverb
 
2013-08-31 11:35:11 AM

DarwiOdrade: Fart_Machine: At least they didn't steal fourty fishing poles.  That's as many as four tens.  And that's terrible.

Really? Fourty? What was wrong with "forty"?


I added the U because I spel gud.
 
2013-08-31 11:40:30 AM

Fart_Machine: At least they didn't steal fourty fishing poles.  That's as many as four tens.  And that's terrible.


I came for this.

And that's terrible.
 
2013-08-31 11:41:12 AM

DarwiOdrade: Fart_Machine: At least they didn't steal fourty fishing poles.  That's as many as four tens.  And that's terrible.

Really? Fourty? What was wrong with "forty"?


Man, English sucks.
 
2013-08-31 11:46:59 AM

Fart_Machine: At least they didn't steal fourty fishing poles.  That's as many as four tens.  And that's terrible.


Damn it. You stole my only chance to be witty on the internet.

And that's farking terrible.
 
2013-08-31 12:13:02 PM

Fart_Machine: At least they didn't steal fourty fishing poles.  That's as many as four tens.  And that's terrible.


And now the goal is to vote "Funny" for this comment fourty times. That's as many as forty.

Either that or give him a Hostess fruit pie.
 
2013-08-31 12:27:42 PM
"Strange fetish," huh. Hey subby, didn't you get the memo? Any given sexual behavior between consenting adults is by definition A-okay. Why do you hate America?!?
 
2013-08-31 12:51:33 PM
as both a sportsman, and one of polish descent. I demand the immediate return of my fellow countrymen.
 
2013-08-31 12:54:54 PM

Fart_Machine: At least they didn't steal fourty fishing poles.  That's as many as four tens.  And that's terrible.


came here for this, left happy..
 
2013-08-31 12:55:41 PM
Mopedophiles!
 
2013-08-31 02:25:29 PM
One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish (I Can Read It All by Myself)
 
2013-08-31 05:59:07 PM

Fart_Machine: At least they didn't steal fourty fishing poles.  That's as many as four tens.  And that's terrible.


Dammit!  Always late to the party.
 
2013-08-31 10:36:18 PM
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