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(National Post)   If you wind up being convicted of a nuclear terrorist hoax, you just might be going about your job-hunting all wrong   (news.nationalpost.com) divider line 25
    More: Dumbass, Lloyd Charest, terrorist hoax, Ontario Superior Court, Pickering, forensic sciences, nuclear power  
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2013-08-31 08:12:09 AM
how could he not see that this was a terrible idea, hasnt he been paying attention to the last decade
 
2013-08-31 08:28:46 AM
This guy sounds like the model for the euphemism "dim bulb."
 
2013-08-31 08:33:14 AM
"Three hots and a cot" could be considered gainful employment by some.
 
2013-08-31 08:35:06 AM
The fool.

Everyone knows that terr-rists don't care about Canada. Eh?
 
2013-08-31 08:39:41 AM
Only the military industrial complex can fake terrorist attacks for jobs. Silly Canadian.
 
2013-08-31 08:44:19 AM
First it starts out as a hoax, then it goes off on an uncontrolled chain reaction due to it reaching a critical mass.  Now he's going to discover that in jail, he's going to be experience fusion with a larger mass by having a control rod inserted into his waste removal system.  But in order for that fusion to happen, it's going to require something being split.
 
2013-08-31 08:44:32 AM
Well, there's another guy who'll never get another job again.
 
2013-08-31 08:49:34 AM
He said he used a process called Frankensteining to crack the terrorists' secret files.

Frankensteining
Combining various items to make an object or concept that works, but not very efficiently.


Otherwise known as a "kludge."
 
2013-08-31 08:52:03 AM

NutWrench: He said he used a process called Frankensteining to crack the terrorists' secret files.

Frankensteining
Combining various items to make an object or concept that works, but not very efficiently.

Otherwise known as a "kludge."


Whatever happened to "What's your computer password?  I'll give you a virgin sheep...no two virgin sheep and an unsullied camel.  If you toss in names and addresses in the next fifteen minutes, you can get free shipping!"
 
2013-08-31 08:57:05 AM

NutWrench: He said he used a process called Frankensteining to crack the terrorists' secret files.

Frankensteining
Combining various items to make an object or concept that works, but not very efficiently.

Otherwise known as a "kludge."


I wonder if perhaps our suspect was too stupid to comprehend the word steganography.
 
2013-08-31 09:00:55 AM
Geez, a guy does a little self promotion and 'the man' slaps him down.
 
2013-08-31 09:02:02 AM
In actuallity he "successful and attractive African American engineered" it.
 
2013-08-31 09:04:32 AM
Thats about 10 pounds of stupid stuffed in a 5 pound bag. The only computer he is going to be working when he gets out is the register at a fast food place.
 
2013-08-31 09:06:27 AM
No one suspects every talking Terror Expert on Fox, especially the ones on house payroll?
 
2013-08-31 09:53:27 AM

eyeq360: First it starts out as a hoax, then it goes off on an uncontrolled chain reaction due to it reaching a critical mass.  Now he's going to discover that in jail, he's going to be experience fusion with a larger mass by having a control rod inserted into his waste removal system.  But in order for that fusion to happen, it's going to require something being split.


...and we're through here.


/nicely done
 
2013-08-31 09:57:25 AM
Smart as a box of rocks and a criminal record...     He'd fit right in at my workplace!
 
2013-08-31 10:38:49 AM
Islam is the religion of peace, so of course nobody believed this to be real.
 
2013-08-31 10:39:18 AM
Hoping to impress Ontario Power Generation into hiring him, Lloyd Charest claimed he had uncovered floor plans of the Pickering Nuclear Generating Station embedded in an image of the Koran posted on a jihadist website.

That gets funnier every single time I read it.
 
2013-08-31 10:40:29 AM

eyeq360: First it starts out as a hoax, then it goes off on an uncontrolled chain reaction due to it reaching a critical mass.  Now he's going to discover that in jail, he's going to be experience fusion with a larger mass by having a control rod inserted into his waste removal system.  But in order for that fusion to happen, it's going to require something being split.


Bravo, sir.  Bravo.
 
2013-08-31 11:43:09 AM
"dug himself into a corner" ?
 
2013-08-31 01:09:17 PM

silvervial: "dug himself into a corner" ?


Yeah they shoulda gone with "Painted himself in a hole"
 
2013-08-31 01:11:37 PM
That is so bush administration, whatever.
 
2013-08-31 01:39:22 PM
Used to be nuclear terrorists made good money at what they do.  Now ever since the Republicans shut down the union, all the good nuclear terrorist jobs have been shipped out overseas and here I am working at a farking Starbucks.  The thing of it is though, I get to terrorize more people by telling them that "large" is actually "venti", than I ever did as a nuclear terrorist.  Just wish I hadn't spend all those years in terrorcollege racking up student loan debt to figure that out.
 
2013-08-31 03:52:28 PM

gerbilpox: eyeq360: First it starts out as a hoax, then it goes off on an uncontrolled chain reaction due to it reaching a critical mass.  Now he's going to discover that in jail, he's going to be experience fusion with a larger mass by having a control rod inserted into his waste removal system.  But in order for that fusion to happen, it's going to require something being split.
...and we're through here.
/nicely done


Marcus Aurelius: eyeq360: First it starts out as a hoax, then it goes off on an uncontrolled chain reaction due to it reaching a critical mass.  Now he's going to discover that in jail, he's going to be experience fusion with a larger mass by having a control rod inserted into his waste removal system.  But in order for that fusion to happen, it's going to require something being split.
Bravo, sir.  Bravo.


Thank you and you're welcome.  Now that I think about it, I probably could have stuck something about Uranium in there.
 
2013-09-01 12:03:37 AM

pheed: NutWrench: He said he used a process called Frankensteining to crack the terrorists' secret files.

Frankensteining
Combining various items to make an object or concept that works, but not very efficiently.

Otherwise known as a "kludge."

I wonder if perhaps our suspect was too stupid to comprehend the word steganography.


That kind of throws his claim to be some kind of computer expert into a cocked hat.
 
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